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Chapter 149 A Dream of Huang Liang (Part [-])
The news that a new school girl has arrived in Class [-] of the third year of high school swept every corner like a gust of wind.

Girls from other classes came here almost every day, peeping through the windows. If Yingyin went to the bathroom and passed the corridor, those girls would scream in unison.

In this regard, Yingyin was very distressed!
When people have troubles, they always talk to their friends, and it just so happens that Yue Xinghe is currently the closest to him.

However, Yue Xinghe doesn't want to talk to him very much, the reason is very simple, this English accent will touch him every time he speaks...

"Every day when I come to the classroom, I have to clean up a large number of love letters and all kinds of chocolates. You know that I have bad teeth and can't eat too sweet things. If I eat too much of those things, my teeth hurt. You think I should what to do?"

"Transfer!"

"But the reason why I transferred here is because I was so popular in the previous school!"

"Why don't you say you have rabies? HIV? Make sure those girls stay away from you!"

"I've tried it before, but some girls still say they don't care!"

"I suggest you find a girlfriend as soon as possible, so that other female students will give up!"

"But there is no girl here who makes my heart beat!"

"Then is there any female teacher who makes your heart flutter? For example, Mijue, if you have the ability to take her in, all the boys in our class will be grateful to you!"

British accent: ...

Back home, Yue Xinghe turned on the computer and prepared to code, but Bo Saixi pulled out his power.

"What are you doing!"

Regarding this, Bo Saixi pointed to the test paper on the table.

Yue Xinghe looked at the various characters, theorems, formulas, functions like a heavenly book above, and felt dizzy for a while!
"Bo Saixi! Can you do it for me? Anyway, you can just copy it after you finish it! As a reward, I will help you write an essay!"

"No! You have to do the test paper! If you don't understand, I can teach you."

"Bo Saixi! I warn you! Human patience has a limit! Make me anxious, I can do anything!"

"Okay! Then you solve this math problem for me, and I can do whatever you want!"

"Hmph! Am I an ordinary person? Tell you, my patience is unlimited!"

As he said that, Yue Xinghe took out the Chinese test paper from the bottom and started to do it.

Yue Xinghe's performance was very poor, ranking 599th in the year group.

The reason why it is not one, two or three from the bottom is due to his best subject: Chinese!

With a total score of 150 points, Yue Xinghe got 140 when he was at his best. He won the first place in the Chinese language test for a whole year, and he has written a full-score composition.

Of course, compared with his dazzling Chinese achievements, his other achievements are equally impressive.

Mathematics: If there are no multiple-choice questions, Yue Xinghe will get zero marks.

English: Angry English teacher said no FUCK

Physics: Apply a force to an object, and the object will feedback a force, so you can go to the sky by stepping on the right foot with your left foot!

Biology: In the interpretation of the idiom "referring to a deer as a horse" in Class [-] of Senior Three, the protagonist is Yue Xinghe.

Chemistry: HP stands for life, MP stands for mana
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After teaching Yue Xinghe for an hour, Bo Saixi found that Yue Xinghe still couldn't answer the first simplest question, and waved his hand in despair, signaling that Yue Xinghe could write a novel.

She felt that if she continued to teach, she would probably pass away here!

At the same time, Yue Xinghe, who had regained his freedom, turned on the computer and started typing.

Seeing Yue Xinghe began to type, Bo Saixi reminded: "Although tomorrow is Sunday, don't stay up late, you know? Your health is already poor! Don't die suddenly!"

"Damn! Is there a sister like you?"

……

Yue Xinghe was woken up by a phone call.

Subconsciously touching the phone and pressing the answer button, Yue Xinghe said in a daze, "Who is it?"

"Yue Xinghe! What time is it now! Are you still sleeping? My old lady has been waiting for you so much! Come here quickly! Old place, chasing tea!"

After being yelled at by that voice, Yue Xinghe got up quickly.

He had forgotten that today is a big day for signing a contract!

After getting dressed and washing up, Yue Xinghe was about to go out, but was stopped by Sophia.

"Boy! Why are you running in such a hurry? Tell me! Are you going to see your girlfriend?"

"no!"

"No? What are you going to do?"

"Go...do something very important!"

"Oh, that's it! Then you go, pay attention to safety on the road."

What Yue Xinghe didn't know was that as soon as he went out, Sophia followed him...

When Yue Xinghe came to chase tea, a woman had already been waiting there for a long time.

The appearance of a woman at 24 or [-] is the most beautiful age for a woman, neither young nor overly mature.

A beautiful and charming face, like a blooming flower attracting attention, a long dress in water blue, not only sets off her noble temperament, but also clings to her body to outline her exquisite curves, making everyone who sees her The men didn't recognize it and looked away.

Even Yue Xinghe had seen this woman several times, and he was still amazed by her charm.

Yue Xinghe didn't know her real name, but only knew that her working stage name was Bibi Dong.

As soon as Bibi Dong saw Yue Xinghe, she immediately raised her brows, stretched out her hands and pulled his ears vigorously!

"It hurts, hurts... why do you women love to pull your ears so much!"

Bibi Dong smiled and said, "Who else is pulling your ears!"

Yue Xinghe said helplessly: "Who else can there be besides my mother?"

"Good baby! Call mom to listen?"

"roll!"

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After a lot of fussing, Bibi Dong took out a document from his briefcase and said, "The contract is all printed, check to see if there is any problem, and if there is no problem, sign it."

After Yue Xinghe watched it and made sure there was no problem, when he was about to sign, a hand directly grabbed his pen.

Yue Xinghe turned his head angrily, and was about to say hello when he saw a familiar figure!

This figure not only appeared in his daily life, but also appeared in his nightmares!
So-phi-ya!

"Mom, why are you here?"

"Stinky boy! If I don't come, you won't even know you've been sold!"

With that said, Sophia grabbed the contract on the table and looked at it.

After browsing through it roughly, Sophia frowned and asked, "Are you writing a novel?"

Just as Yue Xinghe nodded, Bibidong on the side said: "Madam, you really have a good son! It doesn't matter if you are so beautiful, but you still use your talent to eat. If I have such a son, I can laugh in my dreams." Awake!"

Sophia said blankly: "Yes! There is such a stupid son, and I worry about him in my dreams! Tell me! What is your purpose for approaching him?"

"As you can see, it is a pure cooperative relationship. Look, don't you hold all the contracts in your hands?"

"Humph! Collaboration? This beautiful woman has such a great hand! As long as I sign, my son will immediately get 30 yuan in royalties. At the same time, as long as the work is completed within one year, there will be a final payment of 170 million yuan, plus a share." , although I haven't found any loopholes in this contract, but my intuition tells me that your money is not so easy to get!"

(End of this chapter)