villain king

Chapter 243 Stop eating, I promise you!

Eight dishes, one pot of soup.

When the little beauty Xu Jiao came, Boss Wan really did his best.

"Eat more, now is the time to grow your body."

Wan Qian piled up Xu Jiao's bowl as high as a mountain, Qiao Shan swallowed while watching.

"Sister-in-law really likes children."

Wan Qian smiled, "Jiao Jiao looks cute."

Qiao Shan clinked glasses with Ji Yun, and praised: "Auntie is really pretty."

After drinking for three rounds, Ji Yun and Qiao Shan lost their relationship with their bosses and employees, and became brothers.

Qiao Shan has become more stubborn. Although his seniority has gone down, his official career has brightened!

Let me make two more movies, my name is Grandma Xu Jiao!

"Sister-in-law, if you like children so much, you can have a baby with Brother Yun. Anyway, you two have been together for a long time."

Wan Qian sighed, poked the rice with her chopsticks, and glanced at Ji Yun resentfully: "Ask him."

It is because of him that he always said that it is difficult to bring up a child. If you don’t have time to sleep every day, changing diapers can make you a yellow-faced woman. After giving birth, you can’t control your body shape.

Qiao Shan seemed to understand something, and nodded in a daze.

Quietly poked Ji Yun beside him, and whispered in his ear: "What's wrong, brother? You can't do it?"

"If we don't know how to talk, we can just hold back. It won't hurt to eat more."

Qiao Shan drank too much, and thought Ji Yun was a bit embarrassing.Holding the wine glass with drunken eyes, one arm puts an arm around Ji Yun's shoulder.

"Brother! If you say that, you are cheating on your brother Shan! Tell me if you have any difficulties, and I will assign you to understand! I know several experts, and each has decades of clinical experience."

"Fuck you uncle!"

Ji Yun really wanted to act like a kind elder in front of Xu Jiao, but Qiao Shan was really a bit inappropriate.

A whip kick, very fast!Sweep directly to the stool under Qiao Shan's buttocks.

The next second, Qiao Shan sat on the ground in a panic.

A pain surged up from the tailbone, instantly awakening Qiao Shan.

"What's the matter, Shanzi?"

Wan Qian didn't see Ji Yun's small movements, so she quickly stood up and asked.

Qiao Shan glanced at Ji Yun, and said awkwardly, "It's okay, sister-in-law, I didn't sit still."

Saying this on the mouth, there was a slander in my heart.

This was a sneak attack, I was careless and didn't dodge.

Besides, I want to help you solve the problem of happiness, how can you repay your kindness and revenge!

"I'll change the stool for you, this one is a bit flimsy."

Wan Qian stood up and moved over to a more resistant one.

"Thank you sister-in-law."

Qiao Shan sat down with an apologetic smile, and he also reacted.

After all, it is difficult to talk about this matter, and what I just said so blatantly may have poked Ji Yun's fragile nerves.

All right, I will suffer more and help him find a good expert in the future.

Sitting down again, Qiao Shan changed his way of speaking, and said all the good things with folds.

"Brother Yun, do you and your sister-in-law have any plans for these two days?"

"No."

Ji Yun is farting every day, but there is really nothing to do.

All the publicity and entertainment activities before the Olympics had to give way. In this year, the talent show shrunk in an all-round way. It was not until 12 that The Voice regained the glory of Supergirl in 05.

The piano had to be placed there after the film was cut, and it would definitely not be able to be promoted before August 8th.

"That's just right. If you two are free, come and play a cameo in my play."

"Which scene?"

Diaosi man is a complete collection of jokes. Since the word diaosi is attached to it, it is natural to be inseparable from vulgar labels such as shit and fart.

It is obviously impossible for Wei Guangzheng to be inside, so I just want to be less embarrassing.

"Just the third and seventh paragraphs." Qiao Shan chuckled.

"Third and seventh paragraphs?"

Ji Yun clicked his tongue, and the third paragraph was okay, it was the story of the protagonist going to the Footwashing City to wash his feet, and then smoked the technician to death.

But the seventh paragraph describes a man and a woman, and the woman is a bit pretentious, which makes the relationship not harmonious.

Then the two exchanged identities, which produced a joke.

There is no problem with the two of Ji Yun acting, the key is that the male actors have to wear women's clothing to appear on the scene.

"The seventh paragraph is not good, but the third paragraph is fine."

It's okay to pinch Qiao Shan's feet.

After all, is it a joke? Just deduct his salary when the time comes.

But it's unnecessary to wear women's clothing!
Wan Qian wondered, "What happened to the seventh paragraph?"

Qiao Shan smiled apologetically, "Brother Yun has to wear women's clothes for the scene in the seventh paragraph."

"That's great!" Both Wan Qian and Xu Jiao applauded excitedly, "I want to watch this episode."

Ji Yun knocked on the heads of the two, "What are you thinking, there is no way."

"Cut." Wan Qian felt particularly sorry for Ji Yun's inability to dress up as a woman.

But it doesn't matter, I will exchange it with him one day and let him wear women's clothes in front of me.

Seeing Wan Qian smirking to herself without saying anything to persuade her, Qiao Shan was in a hurry. He just pointed to the topic of Ji Yun's women's clothing to make a big publicity.

"Brother Yun, you have too much burden as an idol. An actor like you who has both strength and idolism should break through the shackles and show the audience another side of himself. Besides, the audience likes to watch this kind of novelty hunting. Uh, It's bright."

No matter what he said, Ji Yun remained expressionless.

"Boss~ It's not for someone like you to be concerned about your image. You're so handsome that even your shit smells good."

"Can you stop saying such disgusting things while eating?"

Qiao Shan smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'll punish myself with a drink."

A glass of beer slipped through the cracks, and Qiao Shan's bladder couldn't bear it.

"Boss, think about it again. I'm going to the toilet. I've drunk a lot of urine."

Turning around and going straight to the toilet, Qiao Shan squatted on the toilet seat, still thinking about how he could speak to Ji Yun.

The boss doesn't care about it. The first episode of this kind of online video basically sets the tone for the whole season. Without the title of Ji Yun's women's clothing to attract viewers, it would be really difficult to gain popularity.

worry!
Qiao Shan lit a cigarette, "Pa-ta".

He also drank a little too much, and his hands and feet were a little uncomfortable at this time.Before he could swallow the clouds, the lighter slipped from his fingertips.

"Dangdangdang!"

The lighter bounced on the ground several times, and finally fell into the hole of the floor drain under Qiao Shan's horrified gaze.

Qiao Shan froze for a second, then stretched out two thick fingers to probe into the corrugated pattern of the floor drain.

This mouth is too small!

Qiao Shan was sweating all over, and he didn't put his fingers in.

This can't work!As soon as I came here, the water in the boss's house was blocked. Isn't this a flattery?

Eh!Wouldn't it be enough to find something finer?
Qiao Shan stood up, leaned out, and fixed his eyes on the chopstick cage in the kitchen.

Rubbing lightly towards the kitchen.

"Why did it take so long for Qiao Shan to go to the toilet?"

Ji Yun put down his chopsticks helplessly, "It should be that I can't stand up after drinking too much, I'll go and have a look."

Standing up, Ji Yun just took two steps when Ji Yun saw the tiptoeing figure.

Qiao Shan was walking into the bathroom with a pair of chopsticks.

???

Ji Yun's face was full of question marks, and his mind was running at high speed, recalling the words Qiao Shan said at the dinner table.

"For a handsome guy like you, even shit is delicious!"

In order to get himself out of the mountain, this kid actually planned to eat shit to show his ambition!
Ji Yun was inexplicably moved, and shouted into the toilet, "Don't eat it! I promise you!"

(End of this chapter)