villain king

Chapter 287 I laughed, but I lost a hundred million
Ji Yun sat down slowly, without any fluctuation in expression.

Qiao Shan, however, was a little restless, "Boss, if no one laughs, will you really give away the money?"

"Send it out."

Ji Yun seemed very indifferent, this is just a publicity stunt.

If it is sent out, it can use this excuse to make a big publicity. If the money cannot be sent out, then the publicity will be even greater.

With 100 million yuan in front of them, no one can hold back a smile. How funny is this movie?

"Boss, do you want to stop thinking about it?"

"Shut up, watch a movie, and keep nagging me about deducting your salary."

Qiao Shan had a resentful look on his face, this black-hearted boss really didn't listen to persuasion.

The screen was brightly lit, and the camera pitched down from the sky, incorporating the entire city.

Ji Yun is quite satisfied with this shot. For this shot, the company specially rented a helicopter.

The current drone aerial photography technology has not yet become popular, and this field is generally not touched in China.The company also invited foreign drone teams to assist in shooting with multi-axis rocker aircraft.

Because the current three-axis gyroscope has not yet appeared, the screen shakes very violently when shooting.

Without mature technical assistance, this original film can only be handed over to a professional team to dig out a little bit.

However, looking at it this way, the effect is still very good.

From far to near, the picture flashed, and Ji Yun's big face appeared in the lens.

"What about the job of goalkeeper? The older you get, the more demonic you become. I don't know which leader of your team has picked me, an old demon, at a glance in the crowd."

There is burden hidden in the first paragraph. If this paragraph were placed on the Spring Festival Evening, the laughter would have been one after another.

But for the sake of the 100 million, some audience members who had low laughs froze their faces.

Audiences who are familiar with comedy are actually no strangers to this kind of scene. The two people are talking, and the words are mixed with some baggage, so that every sentence is above the level of humor and wit, which will make people smile involuntarily.

But such a movie is not enough for the high-smile crowd.

They wouldn't be able to laugh at the jokes they'd sat talking all day without the added conflict and body language.

"You were banned for two years in a game for biting, and you played women's football in those two years."

As soon as the screen turned, Ji Yun in the camera was wearing heavy makeup.

In fact, his foundation is quite good, but this makeup is extremely exaggerated, and he is walking in the direction of comedians.

The audience was startled for a moment by the sudden appearance, and wanted to keep their faces sullen.

"Feng Yuxia~"

Ji Yun's lines are extremely pretentious, leaning against the doorpost, making countless feminine movements, "Twist that way~"

"Hahahaha!"

"Ji Yun is so coquettish."

Finally someone was defeated, and it was too much effort to hold back a laugh.

Before they could breathe a sigh of relief, the screen continued to rotate.

"I made Japanese food."

I thought that Ji Yun had changed his career to be a chef, but unexpectedly, he directly staged a male body banquet.

"Hahahaha!"

"Even, I have been a mannequin."

On the white cloth, Ji Yun was showing off his enchanting sleeping posture, "Take control, please."

"As far as the law allows, you have developed your body to the extreme."

The previous three paragraphs of impact made this sentence directly break the audience's defenses, and laughter continued one after another for a while.

Now that you have laughed, there is no need to be tense.

Seeing the first burden trembling, Qiao Shan finally felt relieved. According to this form of development, there should be no need to pay today's money.

But Ji Yun was still not satisfied, this kind of vulgar and effective baggage can provoke the public, but it can't hit the style of the small crowd.

This is just an appetizer, and there will be more fruit in the future.

Such as those unrealistic dream links.

For example, the flattering session where Shen Teng turned into a gardener, the feeling of flattery revealed in the pretending made him perfect.

"Mr. Wang must have misunderstood. What I just said about Mr. Wang is not that I am greeting you like them, but the theme of this garden I designed is called Mr. Wang."

"When you stand on the balcony overlooking the entire yard, you will find that every tree is waving to you, as if saying, Mr. Wang!"

Shen Teng blurted out a long string of rainbow skins, and stood with his hands behind his back, his face full of compliments on me.

"He's amazing!"

There was also a smile on Shen Teng's face, and the laughter at the scene was a compliment to him at the moment.

"No, I can't breathe from laughing."

"The whole team agrees that you are not capable hahaha."

"Come on laughing out your abs."

"It turned out to be such a crouching dragon and phoenix chick."

There are many witty words, the lines in the play seem to be scratching the audience's itch, and the laughter keeps coming and going.

With the piano and jade in front, the audience has high expectations for this pure comedy.

But such a dense joke still makes them unable to stop.

Film critics no longer have the idea of ​​recording and analyzing, and are completely immersed in the film at this time.

Every sentence that is left out may be the laughing point of the audience.

"My grandfather told me a word when I was young, to do things with confidence, I have never heard my grandfather's words."

"Stop pretending, I am a billionaire and I have a showdown."

"Money is a bastard, we must respect our dreams."

"I originally planned to get along with you as ordinary people, but what I got in exchange was alienation."

The premiere ceremony strives to bring out the atmosphere of the cinema.

Unlike watching alone, the laughter of others will affect the emotions of the viewers.

Just like Qiao Shan, who has participated in most scenes, he will also be infected by everyone's laughter and laugh out loud unconsciously.

The plot of the movie took a sharp turn, seamlessly switching from a drama of showing off wealth to a drama of choice.

Facing 300 billion and Xia Zhu, everyone couldn't help but be moved by it.

Put yourself in your shoes and think about it, if these two are in front of you, how should you choose?
Don't think about it, you don't have a girlfriend, and you don't have 300 billion.
"Do you know what I gave up for you? If you don't give me 100 fucking children in the future, you will be so sorry to me!"

At the corner of the stairs, Ji Yun closed his eyes tightly and looked like a miser, making the audience laugh again.

Wang Duoyu finally completed the hidden test, and teacher Bao Guoan in the projector dedicated the last joke.

"Bastard! I knew you couldn't pass the test!"

"Sorry, misplaced"

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience's laughter continued, and Bao Guoan changed his face at the speed of light on the projector.

Demonic laughter sounded: "Hahaha, you really didn't disappoint me."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Many viewers who had been holding tight smiles throughout the film broke their defenses at this moment.

Ji Yun also laughed, not because of the performance of Teacher Bao Guoan throwing away the burden, but because he heard the sighs from the crowd behind him.

"I made a mistake. I didn't expect that I was nervous for the whole scene, and I was attacked at the end of the movie."

"I laughed, but I lost a million!"

(End of this chapter)