villain king

Chapter 312 I Saved My Life

"Your name is Yu Sanyang, and your son's name is Yu Siyang. Is there anything wrong?"

"How can there be such a row. When did I call Yu Sanyang?"

Guo Degang snapped his fingers, "Smoking, drinking, getting your head permed, aren't these three different things?"

Yu Qiandao: "If there is no such saying, it is called Yu Siyang."

"Okay, okay." Guo Degang sighed, "Time is like a song, time is like water, dots are like waves, pens are like knives, and knives make people grow old. In a blink of an eye, it has been a long time since I worked with Ji Yun last time." years."

"Indeed, Teacher Yu Qian already has a son." Ji Yun sighed, "Oh! I didn't do much to help with the matter of having a child."

"I need you!" Yu Qian pushed Ji Yun again, "Can you learn something from your master!"

Guo Degang laughed heartily, his voice faintly overshadowed the audience's laughter.

"Hahahahahahahaha~"

There was a final jerk of laughter.

This Fenhe Bay was originally a well-behaved job. As Lao Guo grew older, he also changed from working hard to a "bad" style.

But Yu Qian's state is a little crazy today, just in time for Ji Yunyi's arrival, the mood in the audience is also a little high.

If he doesn't let go, he really can't control the situation.

Guo Degang tried his best to attract everyone's attention, "Master, Ji Yun and we are a cooperative relationship, but the friendship cannot be lost. How about this, you worship me as a godfather, and then follow Teacher Yu. a brother."

"Call-"

There was another booing from the audience.

"Oh, I beg you to be my godfather, talk about my brother, I'm still a generation younger than you inside and out."

Guo Degang opened his arms, as if he had been wronged, "It's okay, I will treat you equally! You brothers will be equal in the future."

When he came back last time, Ji Yun was a joke, and he could take advantage of being able to follow Guo Degang.

But this time, he became a mud crack.It would be meaningless if he was willing to be angry with Yu Qian who was a fan.

It's not his job to go back and make fun of him. Once his thoughts turn around, he can only continue to persecute the teacher.

Having figured out this joint, Ji Yun opened his mouth and said, "Teacher Guo, don't treat him as a 'benevolence'."

"Huo! You two are talking nonsense, I will be expelled directly, right?"

Ji Yun also got excited, "Why don't you know how to be ashamed when you are not young? Why are you fighting with me for the crown prince?"

Yu Qian's face drooped, "Why can't I be the prince!"

"Hahahahaha."

Seeing that the two people on the stage competed as if they were picking up a bargain, everyone in the audience laughed.

"How many years have I been with our father, and I am going to be the prince, the eldest prince!"

"Look at your face, which looks like a shoehorn. How old is the prince? You look older than Huang Ama."

"Hahahaha." Guo Degang laughed happily, and fanned the flames from the side: "Oh, don't argue, don't argue, you are all my heart."

"Wait a minute, master." As if he had realized it, Yu Qian hurriedly stopped Ji Yun, "Have you not realized it yet?"

The audience thought that Yu Qian had finally realized his seniority, but he changed the subject: "Prince is the name of the Ming Dynasty, and Huang Ama is the name of the Qing Dynasty. If this is the case, we have to call it Big Brother , Second elder brother."

"Oh!" Ji Yun nodded fiercely, "Then I should be the elder brother in the Qing Dynasty, right?"

"Are you going to die or not?" Yu Qian cursed, "In the Qing Dynasty, you still have to do two things, you know Sun Zei!"

Ji Yunliang showed his style, "I sit in the East Palace with this face, which means that the Qing Dynasty is hopeful. The last time I have to be a Yongzheng, like you? I look like Puyi."

"There is still hope? Look at your appearance, are you Huang Ama's own? You! The old Guo family can't give birth to a head that is 1.7 meters tall."

"Hey hey hey!" Guo Degang became more and more wrong as he heard it, how could he find a bargain if he was so confused.

"Stop talking." Yu Qian pressed Ji Yun's arm, "We're arguing endlessly here, and he's just taking advantage of it over there."

"Really?" Guo Degang scratched the back of his head, "That's right!"

"Hahahahaha."

When the audience's laughter subsided, Guo Degang lowered his voice again: "In fact, everyone knows that Ji Yun is not a professional cross talk actor."

"Yes." Ji Yun clasped his palms together as a sign of apology, "Everyone, please bear with me."

Encouraging applause sounded from the audience.

"But actors from all walks of life cannot do without the word art, and the word art has to be spoken separately."

"How do you say it?"

Guo Degang said: "Art is the ability of an actor, and art is to sell this ability. It is a fraud to have art without art."

Yu Qian suddenly understood, and pointed to Ji Yun beside him, "Then this is him?"

"He was robbery!"

"Hahahahaha."

There was a lot of laughter in the audience.

Yu Qian pursed her lips, "Good guy, the robbery has come to the biggest den of robbers."

Ji Yun added: "That's right, if it's the blatant hatred if you talk about colleagues."

Guo Degang laughed heartily, pretending to be angry and said: "You better speak according to the words."

"You have nothing to say here."

"Let's just mix it up, forget about it." Guo Degang stomped his feet, "Then let me start from the beginning, Teacher Yu's son Yu Siyang"

"Where do you start? Talk about art."

"Yes, yes, when it comes to art, I really envy you two."

Yu Qiandao: "What kind of envy?"

"Ji Yun has become a big star, and the movie released a while ago is called The Richest Man in Fish-flavored Meat Shreds."

"That's the richest man in Xihong City."

"That's right, that's right." Guo Degang added, "Teacher Yu even played a cameo role."

"Yes." Yu Qian nodded, "It's a cameo role."

"How wonderful, a big star in the entertainment industry, and a big name in the cross talk world."

"You too."

Ji Yun knew that he was about to enter work, so he quickly passed a sentence to him.

"I can't." Guo De sat on the table as soon as he lifted his hips, "Although I am also an artist, I can be regarded as half-hearted."

Yu Qian stepped forward and pushed him down, "What kind of artist is this?"

Guo Degang laughed awkwardly, "I'm used to sitting on the kang at home, so I can count you half as a companion."

Guo Degang wanted to speak again, but Ji Yun next to him clearly heard Yu Qian hiccupping, and the smell of alcohol suddenly became stronger.

This is another hit.

Sure enough, Yu Qian opened his mouth and interrupted: "What do you mean half-laden walking together? Aren't you talking about cross talk?"

"You're going to die, how can I be talking about cross talk? How do you know that I'm talking about cross talk? I'm into art!" Guo Degang held his coat by the front, looking like he was about to squat.

"What kind of style are you doing?"

Yu Qian imitated his appearance, "Is this what you look like when you are an artist?"

Both of them were anxious enough to choke.

Yu Qian lost his rhythm, and Guo Degang suffered from being unable to get in and live.

I've finished chatting for nothing, it's going to kill me if I can't talk about the business.

Suddenly, Ji Yun opened his mouth like a voice from heaven, "What kind of art do you do?"

Guo Degang was taken aback for a moment, but he immediately came to his senses and slapped the table, "I'm an opera singer!"

(End of this chapter)