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Chapter 314 He Drinks Too Much

Chapter 314 He Drinks Too Much
Hearing that Yu Qian was going to move the stool, he broke into a cold sweat both on and off the stage.

Wrong!

Can't sing the song "Dangyan".

Fenhe Bay is also known as Dayan Jinyao. Whether it is Peking Opera, Bangzi, Henan Opera, Jianghuai Opera or even Errenzhuan, the song is all about seeing Liu Yinhuan in the cold kiln.

Ji Yun said that acting as a wild goose was just a cheap talk, but Yu Qianzhen didn't realize it.

As soon as this stool is moved up, it will be divided into front and back, and then it will never come back.

Turning around and glanced at the backstage, sure enough, no one moved out the stool diligently and brought it up, staring eagerly at the two people who were conscious, waiting for them to go back to make money.

Guo Degang continued to act, it was like lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot.

Ji Yunde quickly took over the conversation, "Teacher Yu, don't worry, I'll find a role first."

"Why do you have to find a role to play a wild goose?"

"That's so fresh, do you want me to play the wild goose in the north or the wild goose in the south?"

Yu Qiandao: "There is no such statement, they are all the same."

Ji Yun said solemnly: "No, we are strict in this business. I am now the same as Mr. Guo. We are both singing operas. I will go on stage with you, a stinking comic talker."

"Wait a minute, put your mouth down and hurry up!"

Ji Yun smiled apologetically, and patted Yu Qian's chest, "So you may not be very clear about it, but he is the opera actor in the old society."

Yu Qian slapped Ji Yun's hand down, "What's wrong with you? What kind of actor are you?"

"Actors, you are ruthless, we are ruthless."

"Go! You are the one." Yu Qian pushed again, "There is no such saying, the southern and northern geese are the same."

Ji Yun nodded thoughtfully, "Is there any difference between male and female? Since the southern and northern geese are all the same, there should be differences between male and female geese."

"Hi ↖ neither."

Guo De just found a way to talk, "There must be a difference."

Ji Yun nodded in agreement: "The male goose screams so hard, I'll teach you one, do you want to see it! Ga~ga~ga~"

"Wait a minute, master, you are a duck, not a wild goose."

"The female goose is also different."

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, "What is the name of the mother goose?"

"Grandfather, let's play~"

"Call-"

Yu Qian quickly stopped him, "You are a hen, not a goose."

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed.

Even if he drank too much, Yu Qian still subconsciously remembered to turn over and over again, "You guys are still ruthless."

The audience was stunned for a moment, and after a while, there was a sudden loud noise.

Ji Yun's face collapsed, "I can't do this, and I can't do that, then I can't act anymore, you should ask someone else to be smart."

After all, he turned around and was about to go down the stage.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Yu Qianzhu jumped up with one step, grabbed Ji Yun's arm, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Ji Yun is playing big! Hurry up, hurry up!"

The audience laughed out loud.

When some old viewers saw this passage, they laughed and their stomachs throbbed. When did they see Teacher Yu so lively?

Ji Yun glanced at the audience, "I'm just trying to save face for those cameras, you know."

"I know." Yu Qian nodded again and again, "Master, let's come back quickly."

"Then don't sing the part about fighting wild geese?" Guo Degang added a sentence at the right time.

"Stop singing!" Yu Qian clapped his hands, and his mind regained a bit of clarity, "Let's start singing from Bie Kiln."

Ji Yun and Guo Degang looked at each other and let out a long sigh of relief.

This time, Yu Qian couldn't be allowed to start the conversation, Ji Yun hurriedly asked: "Mr. Guo, I didn't ask just now, what kind of work do you sing?"

Back on track, Guo Degang felt much more relaxed, "Hahahaha, you're an amateur now, we don't distinguish between male and female in this industry."

"Hahahahaha."

"Which male or female? He is asking which profession you sing."

"Oh~" Guo Degang patted his forehead belatedly, "You ask this, I sing Huadan. Don't ask me with that layman's words in the future!"

"Hey! I'm still an amateur, okay, if you sing Huadan, then sing Wang Baochuan."

Snapped!
Ji Yun slapped his forehead with a palm, his face full of helplessness.

"Xue Rengui is married again? That crime is enough to punish."

Before Yu Qian could react, "It's just a second marriage, just a daughter-in-law."

Guo Degang said: "That should be Liu Yinhuan!"

As he spoke, he winked at Ji Yun.

Ji Yun suddenly understood, "Mr. Guo, in ancient times there was no such thing as a second marriage, they were all three wives and four concubines."

"Three wives and four concubines, just one daughter-in-law." Yu Qian said now that he was not touching anywhere.

"Then I heard from Xiaomeng under the stage that you have four or five daughter-in-laws in your family?"

"Oh ↗——"

"Don't talk nonsense." Yu Qian answered quickly, and quickly made a guilty expression. "On a."

"Then Liu Yinhuan." Ji Yun made a final decision.

Guo Degang said: "Okay, that one is rested."

"What's the rest, just one, Liu Yinhuan, other books are also called Liu Yingchun, Liu Jinhua, Liu Yinghuan."

"Good guy, how many married people are you?"

Yu Qian said angrily: "Just one, will you sing or not!"

"Sing, sing, sing! Let's sing, whoever doesn't sing is ruthless."

The two reacted quickly, and looked at Ji Yun together after speaking.

He really has no role in this scene.

The audience in the audience was stunned for a moment, followed the gazes of the two people and reacted, and let out deafening laughter.

"Okay, then I'll play Xue Dingshan."

Yu Qian waved his hand, "There is nothing wrong with Xue Dingshan, he was shot to death."

"It means that I was shot to death when I played a wild goose, and I was shot to death when I played Xue Dingshan?"

"That's right." Yu Qian said with a smile, "It's quick to finish your business."

"That's fine, you two are ready to dress me in mourning."

"Why don't you just wear sackcloth and filial piety? You are still dead and still taking advantage of us?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Ji Yun could clearly hear the laughing of the little girl in the audience, and he almost lost his breath.

"Girl, take it easy, do you want them to dress you in mourning?"

Yu Qiandao: "It's not enough to take advantage, hurry up and dress up and start singing."

Guo Degang nodded, "Okay, then let's get ready for the outfit."

"We don't have any outfits here, so you should be plain."

"Then I'll take this outfit, then I have to simply draw a picture, because I have to distinguish it, I'm playing his wife."

Guo Degang picked up the towel, wiped the sweat from his head, and turned his head away to dress up.

Yu Qian pinched his waist and chattered to Ji Yun, so as not to let the passage go by: "There are many things on stage."

Ji Yun said: "Don't be as knowledgeable as he is, he's drunk too much."

"Ah."

Without realizing it, Yu Qian nodded solemnly.

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience in the audience laughed even more enthusiastically, especially the audience in the front row, who almost died of laughter.

The tickets for the first three rows have all been fired up to thousands of dollars by scalpers, but this time it was really a worthwhile trip.

(End of this chapter)

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