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Chapter 357 God of Cake
Chapter 357 God of Cake
Later, Xiayin was adapted into "Hidden Man Suppresses Righteousness", which did not meet expectations and lost hundreds of millions.
The audience was disappointed, well, they had no reason to be disappointed.
Because losing money is the normal state of Director Jiang.
Let the bullets fly is the exception in his film history.
So why did the movie fail as expected?
Because fish are not good at talking and acting
Taking a step back, his lines and acting skills are not worthy of his figure and appearance.
Forget it, let's take a step back, his acting skills were crushed by Jiang Wen, Liao Fan, Xu Qing, Zhou Yun, Dr. Hendler, and Neichiro.
Ji Yun likes this actor quite a lot, it can be said that he likes it very much.
After all, he, me, you, Ji Yun, hold up half the sky in the beauty circle.
But when it comes to acting skills, you have to put aside this bonus item, no matter how much lumps you have on your body, you won't be successful.
There is an old saying that Grandma Yu scolds Grandma Wang—you are almost there.
He was Wang Mazi leading a Dalmatian, and the dog still had half a sliced dragon fruit in its mouth, which was more than a little short.
Randomly pick out a passage, and there are two rival scenes at the beginning.
The first paragraph is a dialogue between the protagonist and his American father, followed by the confrontation between Jiang Wen and Liao Fan.
The same dialogue scene, compared horizontally, the acting skills are not comparable at all.
Don't talk about adding color to the lines, even the demeanor and expression are not half comparable.
Many netizens said that Jiang Wen really made dumplings for a plate of vinegar.
This is used to satirize Jiang Wen for burying too many things, which leads to too much "vinegar" and dilutes the main plot.
But let the bullets fly and bury him more, why didn't the audience jump up and mock him.
It stands to reason that he has mastered the secret to success at the box office, so how could he go against the market?
The reason is that the protagonist is being suppressed when playing with everyone.
Jiang Wen, Xu Qing, Zhou Yun, and Liao Fan even had to count two foreigners.
It really complied with that sentence, no snowflake is innocent when an avalanche comes.
All the main lines revolve around this protagonist. If his ship collapses, it will be strange if the story can stand up.
The marketing accounts and public media of later generations counted a bunch of famous scenes where evil is not overwhelming. Apart from the few paragraphs that satirize Lao Jiang's diary, even Lan Qingfeng's housekeeper's sentence "Do you know who he is" became popular. After a while, the camera of the fish talking just didn't get a single shot.
Not at all, that's a bit too arbitrary, at least he contributed a shot of parkour on the roof with his bare ass.
Idol faction is not ashamed, at least it is much better than Xiao Xianrou.
But he couldn't even change his tone of voice, so it was really hard to go on the path of strength.
It's a pity that, except for the fish talking, it's really hard for anyone to take on this role.
If you have a kung fu background, good looks, and reasonable acting skills, you can still beat the box office if you work hard.
It must be Ji Yun, and don't blame Jiang Wen for being eager.
The old Jitou really does not shy away from relatives.
"You are my own son, but he is also your own uncle."
Ji Yun raised his eyelids helplessly, "Is there any relative in our family, can you tell me earlier?"
"Your father, I'm going to judge the title."
"What does it matter?"
Old Jitou snorted, "This has a lot to do with it."
He stretched out his hand and pointed, "All walks of life must go up. Professional ability is one aspect, and connections must also be developed."
"I'm well connected."
"Do you know why marriages were always required in ancient times? When they are strong, they are called marriages, and when they are weak, they are called gifts."
Ji Yun also knew what he meant, and the dry sentence of cooperation was not as close as uncle and nephew, even if it was Jiang Wen's personality like begging for help and drinking cold water.
Jiang Wen had already left, and was prevaricated by the old Jitou.
Old Ji Tou's acting skills are good, and his ability to pretend to be drunk is much better than Ji Yun's father-in-law.
After three or two cups, he dragged Jiang Wentian's Kan Dashan from the north to the south, and didn't talk about a word related to the movie.
"Brother, you must play a role in the next movie. You can't let your talent go to waste."
"What kind of talent do I have? This ability is all passed down to that brat."
"I also think he is very talented, and it's just right for him to be a hero."
Old Jitou opened his drunken eyes and said in confusion, "What is hidden?"
"Xia Yin."
"Hero what?"
The two parents were watching TV on the sofa, while Ji Yun and Wan Qian were slouching in the kitchen.
The two lay at home for a few days, and Wan Qian felt a little sorry.
Wan's mother has taught her several lessons, and she should be more diligent when she goes to her parents-in-law's house.
So she wanted to make a cake on a whim.
So she is facing the oven with her hands clasped together, looking very pious.
There should be no causal relationship between making cakes and worshiping gods, at least Ji Yun thinks so.
"Who are you worshiping here?"
"The God of Cake." Wan Qian said solemnly.
"God of Cake?"
It was the first time Ji Yun heard of such a god, "I thought the Spaghetti God was enough."
Wan Qian lowered her hands and said solemnly: "Otherwise, on birthdays, who are those people praying to when they clasped their hands together and made wishes on the cake? Second Lord Guan?"
"Makes sense."
Ji Yun also nodded, "So how did the cake god respond to you?"
He felt that either Wan Qian was in a daze, or her brainwaves were disturbed by the microwave oven, and she was a little out of tune anyway.
"Eh, he didn't go to work today."
"That's right, the old man is preparing for New Year's Day."
Ji Yun shook his head helplessly, the results of whims are usually dismal.
"So it's my credit if it's done well, and it's due to the God of Cake if it's not done well, understand?"
"understood."
Boss Wan is becoming more and more unreasonable now. It used to be that he only persecuted Ji Yun, but now he doesn't spare even the gods and Buddhas in the sky.
"Negotiate something with you."
"Say it."
"Suppose there is a person who made a film, but the box office reputation is bad. Now that the time is reversed, the director who made this film came to find you, would you make it?"
"Yes." Wan Qian didn't hesitate. "If the book is good, I will shoot it. If you are so entangled, it must be due to other reasons that caused the box office reputation to fail."
Ji Yun's eyes widened: "Huh? How do you know?"
Wan Qian turned around, "I know where you are, you mean Xia Yin?"
"How do you still know?"
"You are afraid that if you fail to let the bullets fly, and Xia Yin with similar themes will let you play the leading role, if you continue to fail, the audience will turn their anger on you, right?"
Ji Yun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Wan Qian was also a time traveler.
"That's pretty much what it means."
"Shoot as much as you want, why are you so tired? You said it yourself, don't care about the evaluation." Wan Qian tidied up Ji Yun's clothes carefully, "I believe you are the best, as long as you are here, any movie will be fine. Can shoot well."
"it is good."
Ji Yun was greatly encouraged.
"Before you shoot, please worship the god of cake with me, and let him bless you."
Let's go here first today, and tomorrow's New Year's Day, one more update.
(End of this chapter)
Later, Xiayin was adapted into "Hidden Man Suppresses Righteousness", which did not meet expectations and lost hundreds of millions.
The audience was disappointed, well, they had no reason to be disappointed.
Because losing money is the normal state of Director Jiang.
Let the bullets fly is the exception in his film history.
So why did the movie fail as expected?
Because fish are not good at talking and acting
Taking a step back, his lines and acting skills are not worthy of his figure and appearance.
Forget it, let's take a step back, his acting skills were crushed by Jiang Wen, Liao Fan, Xu Qing, Zhou Yun, Dr. Hendler, and Neichiro.
Ji Yun likes this actor quite a lot, it can be said that he likes it very much.
After all, he, me, you, Ji Yun, hold up half the sky in the beauty circle.
But when it comes to acting skills, you have to put aside this bonus item, no matter how much lumps you have on your body, you won't be successful.
There is an old saying that Grandma Yu scolds Grandma Wang—you are almost there.
He was Wang Mazi leading a Dalmatian, and the dog still had half a sliced dragon fruit in its mouth, which was more than a little short.
Randomly pick out a passage, and there are two rival scenes at the beginning.
The first paragraph is a dialogue between the protagonist and his American father, followed by the confrontation between Jiang Wen and Liao Fan.
The same dialogue scene, compared horizontally, the acting skills are not comparable at all.
Don't talk about adding color to the lines, even the demeanor and expression are not half comparable.
Many netizens said that Jiang Wen really made dumplings for a plate of vinegar.
This is used to satirize Jiang Wen for burying too many things, which leads to too much "vinegar" and dilutes the main plot.
But let the bullets fly and bury him more, why didn't the audience jump up and mock him.
It stands to reason that he has mastered the secret to success at the box office, so how could he go against the market?
The reason is that the protagonist is being suppressed when playing with everyone.
Jiang Wen, Xu Qing, Zhou Yun, and Liao Fan even had to count two foreigners.
It really complied with that sentence, no snowflake is innocent when an avalanche comes.
All the main lines revolve around this protagonist. If his ship collapses, it will be strange if the story can stand up.
The marketing accounts and public media of later generations counted a bunch of famous scenes where evil is not overwhelming. Apart from the few paragraphs that satirize Lao Jiang's diary, even Lan Qingfeng's housekeeper's sentence "Do you know who he is" became popular. After a while, the camera of the fish talking just didn't get a single shot.
Not at all, that's a bit too arbitrary, at least he contributed a shot of parkour on the roof with his bare ass.
Idol faction is not ashamed, at least it is much better than Xiao Xianrou.
But he couldn't even change his tone of voice, so it was really hard to go on the path of strength.
It's a pity that, except for the fish talking, it's really hard for anyone to take on this role.
If you have a kung fu background, good looks, and reasonable acting skills, you can still beat the box office if you work hard.
It must be Ji Yun, and don't blame Jiang Wen for being eager.
The old Jitou really does not shy away from relatives.
"You are my own son, but he is also your own uncle."
Ji Yun raised his eyelids helplessly, "Is there any relative in our family, can you tell me earlier?"
"Your father, I'm going to judge the title."
"What does it matter?"
Old Jitou snorted, "This has a lot to do with it."
He stretched out his hand and pointed, "All walks of life must go up. Professional ability is one aspect, and connections must also be developed."
"I'm well connected."
"Do you know why marriages were always required in ancient times? When they are strong, they are called marriages, and when they are weak, they are called gifts."
Ji Yun also knew what he meant, and the dry sentence of cooperation was not as close as uncle and nephew, even if it was Jiang Wen's personality like begging for help and drinking cold water.
Jiang Wen had already left, and was prevaricated by the old Jitou.
Old Ji Tou's acting skills are good, and his ability to pretend to be drunk is much better than Ji Yun's father-in-law.
After three or two cups, he dragged Jiang Wentian's Kan Dashan from the north to the south, and didn't talk about a word related to the movie.
"Brother, you must play a role in the next movie. You can't let your talent go to waste."
"What kind of talent do I have? This ability is all passed down to that brat."
"I also think he is very talented, and it's just right for him to be a hero."
Old Jitou opened his drunken eyes and said in confusion, "What is hidden?"
"Xia Yin."
"Hero what?"
The two parents were watching TV on the sofa, while Ji Yun and Wan Qian were slouching in the kitchen.
The two lay at home for a few days, and Wan Qian felt a little sorry.
Wan's mother has taught her several lessons, and she should be more diligent when she goes to her parents-in-law's house.
So she wanted to make a cake on a whim.
So she is facing the oven with her hands clasped together, looking very pious.
There should be no causal relationship between making cakes and worshiping gods, at least Ji Yun thinks so.
"Who are you worshiping here?"
"The God of Cake." Wan Qian said solemnly.
"God of Cake?"
It was the first time Ji Yun heard of such a god, "I thought the Spaghetti God was enough."
Wan Qian lowered her hands and said solemnly: "Otherwise, on birthdays, who are those people praying to when they clasped their hands together and made wishes on the cake? Second Lord Guan?"
"Makes sense."
Ji Yun also nodded, "So how did the cake god respond to you?"
He felt that either Wan Qian was in a daze, or her brainwaves were disturbed by the microwave oven, and she was a little out of tune anyway.
"Eh, he didn't go to work today."
"That's right, the old man is preparing for New Year's Day."
Ji Yun shook his head helplessly, the results of whims are usually dismal.
"So it's my credit if it's done well, and it's due to the God of Cake if it's not done well, understand?"
"understood."
Boss Wan is becoming more and more unreasonable now. It used to be that he only persecuted Ji Yun, but now he doesn't spare even the gods and Buddhas in the sky.
"Negotiate something with you."
"Say it."
"Suppose there is a person who made a film, but the box office reputation is bad. Now that the time is reversed, the director who made this film came to find you, would you make it?"
"Yes." Wan Qian didn't hesitate. "If the book is good, I will shoot it. If you are so entangled, it must be due to other reasons that caused the box office reputation to fail."
Ji Yun's eyes widened: "Huh? How do you know?"
Wan Qian turned around, "I know where you are, you mean Xia Yin?"
"How do you still know?"
"You are afraid that if you fail to let the bullets fly, and Xia Yin with similar themes will let you play the leading role, if you continue to fail, the audience will turn their anger on you, right?"
Ji Yun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Wan Qian was also a time traveler.
"That's pretty much what it means."
"Shoot as much as you want, why are you so tired? You said it yourself, don't care about the evaluation." Wan Qian tidied up Ji Yun's clothes carefully, "I believe you are the best, as long as you are here, any movie will be fine. Can shoot well."
"it is good."
Ji Yun was greatly encouraged.
"Before you shoot, please worship the god of cake with me, and let him bless you."
Let's go here first today, and tomorrow's New Year's Day, one more update.
(End of this chapter)
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