God-level opening and hanging lottery system

Chapter 209
"Those brothers and sisters who say that Korean food is lacking, you are wrong, because ah, my friend told me that he and that Korean went to eat at a Korean restaurant for the second time, and it turned out that the second time we ate , do you know what happened?"

"what happened?"

"Wow, Brother Gu, tell me quickly, you are always tantalizing."

"Brother Hang, talk quickly."

Su Chen laughed: "Actually, everyone is wrong. My friend told me that the names of dishes in Korean restaurants are longer than ours and have more varieties."

"impossible."

"Yeah, we in China don't talk about anything else. In terms of food, we haven't convinced other people."

"What can't be eaten that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, or swims in the water? Really, we can eat them all."

The audience was puzzled.

And Su Chen chuckled: "My friend said, because their first 108 dishes are exactly the same as ours!"

A spectator who was drinking water directly sprayed the water out.

The rest of the audience laughed out loud after being stunned for a while, and some even laughed so hard that they almost choked.

"Ahem, ahem, I'm dying of laughter, I'll go, Brother Gu, you really have the talent to be a joker."

"Wow, I didn't understand what it meant at first, Brother Gu, you are really convinced."

"Everything belongs to Koreans, Chinese characters belong to them, writing belongs to them, Confucius belongs to them, Koreans are the most shameless species I have ever seen."

"When you scold shamelessly, remember to take the Japanese along with you."

The barrage in the live broadcast room has already exploded directly, almost swiping the screen, I have to say, this joke is really amazing.

Su Chen continued to say: "Actually, brothers and sisters, I have always wondered why Koreans like to eat kimchi so much. Although it has a good taste, sweet and sour, spicy and crisp, it's impossible for you to eat kimchi. Eat this every day? And most importantly, according to my research, I found that eating too much kimchi is easy to get cancer.”

cancer?

Many viewers were also taken aback, indeed, it seems to be true.

This time, the audience also raised their minds.

Su Chen went on to say: "There is a basis for this. Did you discover it? It's in Korean dramas. The handsome men and beautiful women in it just got together. Oh, oh, not long ago, and then they got cancer alone."

The audience was stunned, and then laughed again!

"Wow, brother hang, you are a fucking talent!"

"6666, Brother Gu, I really don't know what to say."

"Brother Gu, you are a cultural person, you can't afford to be provoked."

"Brother Gu, you are not broadcasting the game today, are you? This is a way to scold Koreans in a different way, but I like it."

Su Chen laughed, "It's not because of the bloody plot, but because of kimchi."

The audience was already laughing, the screen was full of 6666.

Su Chen also laughed, "Actually, for the Koreans, I have developed feelings for being black and black. Think about it, everyone, we always say that this is not good in Korea, and that is not good, but you Think about it, if there is no South Korea and no Koreans, how can our Chinese entertainment industry and those jokes flourish, right?
Therefore, Koreans, South Korea, have also made great contributions to our entertainment industry, enriched the spiritual life of our people, contributed to the great development and prosperity of the entertainment industry, and made indelible contributions! "

The audience in the live broadcast room really laughed like crazy.

"I'm really convinced. Brother Gu is the only man who can make me feel talented without showing his face. It's really scary."

"It turns out Brother Gu is so talented, I am convinced."

"Brother Gu's mouth is really bad."

"Ahahahahaha! I've died laughing in front of the computer."

Su Chen looked at the download progress, and then smiled: "Okay, the live broadcast of the game will start soon, how about this, let me tell you the last one, we all know that Koreans like to talk about what they invented, such as It is said that the Koreans invented printing, the Koreans invented Chinese characters, and the Koreans invented the Dragon Boat Festival. These things that are obviously our country have become their inventions. So in the end, what did we Chinese invent?

Actually, don’t feel inferior, because the Chinese invented the Koreans. "

Many audience members really couldn't help but applaud loudly.

"Brother Hang is awesome! I stand up and applaud Brother Hang."

"What barrage are you still watching, get up and applaud!"

"666, Brother Gu, why don't you hold a special session of comic dialogue, I'm really convinced."

"That's great, there's nothing wrong with it. The Koreans invented such things, but the Koreans were invented by us."

"Ahahahaha! I'm out of breath, but you're right, we invented the Koreans."

"Brother Gua, the old fairy, has boundless magic power, and he doesn't use dirty words when swearing."

The barrage in the live broadcast room really exploded, and on Su Chen's side, the League of Legends European server client has also been downloaded.

After downloading, registering, and finishing it, Su Chen immediately started matching. The players he made the system match were naturally all KZ players.

It didn't take long before the match was successful.

Su Chen chose the jungle position, he took the blind man, and the opposite jungler was Mantis. After entering the game, many viewers exclaimed.

"Damn it! Brother Gu, this time you are matching Peanut on the opposite side."

"Yes, it's really Peanut."

"Fuck, it's amazing."

"Brother Hang, torture Peanut to death!"

Su Chen laughed, "Okay."

The so-called Little Peanut is also a very strong jungler in the League of Legends. He debuted at the age of 16. When he debuted, he was a candidate for Dragon Ball. As soon as he debuted, that is, when he was 16 years old, he played directly. Hanbok No. [-]!

No.1 in Hanbok, the gold content is too high. At that time, whether it was faker or deft, these strong players were all suppressed by him.

Later, Little Peanut formed a team with the rest of them. The team name was rox tiger, and the Chinese name was also Huya. At that time, they directly defeated SKT. Later, they were knocked to the ground by China's WE team at IEM.

At that time, Peanut’s team was the number one player in the Korean league, while WE was the bottom number one in the Chinese league. It was very dramatic. In those two games, WE’s top laner, Aluka, used The undead god of war, Thain, later, a friend of Duan directly made a joke, which is called "there was Kadi first, and then there was heaven, and the undead tortured the gods in their hands".

Later, Peanut joined SKT and failed to win the championship. That is, he was defeated by the Korean team Samsung in 17. After 18 years, he joined the renamed Dragon Ball, which is the current KZ.

And the current KZ is recognized as the strongest team in the Korean League, and also the strongest team in the National League of Legends, not one of them!

Peanut is the jungler in KZ.

(End of this chapter)