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Chapter 339 Can't wash it anymore, just open black!
"Washing the floor? Damn it! Teacher Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the floor again?!"

Netizens are confused, what's going on!
Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the floor again? !
"There is also a scene where the national football team is wiped out by teacher Xu Shaoyan. Nima, teacher Xu Shaoyan, can you tell me that you can play high-level black?"

"And he also said that the nine Korean dramas to be aired are crap, and he's still washing the ground. This is contradictory!"

Netizens are not only confused but also confused. The last time Xu Shaoyan cleaned the floor was during the runaway incident last year. Thanks to him, the General Administration of Sports focused on the national football team like never before. Finally, the national football team worked hard for five months and finally won a game.

Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the ground for Korean dramas? !
This is really a little bit of anticipation of what kind of advanced black.

But many fans of Korean dramas are gnashing their teeth at Xu Shaoyan. It is not easy enough for these nine dramas to be released, but you still want to be black?Xu Shaoyan, just wait for us!

At 11:30 noon the next day, Xu Shaoyan prepared the live broadcast room in advance, and his father was on the side, "Shaoyan, use me to go out?"

Xu Shaoyan shook his head: "No need, just stay in the room, Dad!"

The closer it is to twelve o'clock, the more people there are in the live broadcast room. Xu Shaoyan glanced at it, and saw that the number of people was close to 300 million, and directly pushed the unbroadcast live broadcast room to the homepage of Douyu Live.

As soon as twelve o'clock arrived, Xu Shaoyan opened the live broadcast room: "Hello everyone, everyone, welcome to watch Xu Shaoyan's magic drama of cleaning the ground!"

Xu Shaoyan said, the netizens twitched, Xu Shaoyan is really going to fight the Koreans to the end, this time he has directly called Bangzi publicly!

Xu Shaoyan moved his left leg, which was covered with plaster, on the hospital bed, with a relaxed expression, as if he was in an interview: "Recently, I was surprised to hear that South Korea is going to launch nine dramas to seize the Republic of China's film and television market. There are nine volumes in total, but after I glanced at it twice, the element of shock was not obvious, but the "scary" one definitely made me tense up. The rat's body twitched, and the egg shattered!"

As Xu Shaoyan said that, the netizens all grimaced!

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, aren't you washing the floor? Why do you lose your morals once you come here!"

"666666 The chrysanthemum tightened and the egg shattered. Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you have such a strong taste this time!"

"Don't be immoral again!"

"I have a hunch that my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes will be lost!"

The style of painting was completely different from the last time the floor was washed. Xu Shaoyan looked like he wanted to spray, and the vocabulary was so unscrupulous, netizens suddenly realized that the coquettish Xu Shaoyan in the past is back!

And Xu Shaoyan's face suddenly collapsed again!
"Although it is said to be washing the floor, I have to say that the Sajia really can't afford it this time.

I know I need to calm down, but I must say,

This time it's really not that I want to spray you, but the people of the whole country choose me to spray you!

Because these nine bad films cannot be said to be unprecedented, but they are definitely unprecedented!

As we all know, these nine Korean dramas are all modern romances. Needless to say, these nine dramas are very similar in genre and plot. His name alone makes me bleed.

"The CEO's Fresh Little Wife"

"Wrong with the president's unspoken rules"

"Accidentally Diving the President"

"President Husband Be Good"

"The President's Husband Is Boring"

"President Don't Play With Me Anymore"

"Is Enough Enough, Mr. President?"

and many more,

The name alone can form a plot with ups and downs.

As for the actors, I don't want to say more about how superhuman they are after plastic surgery.

Bloody lines, nervous performance.

I'm really curious, is he handsome?What the hell is beauty?

These are all fucking parallel imports that have been shamed by human beings!
I couldn’t tell if the heroines of these nine dramas are the same person because of plastic surgery, so I plan to spare some time to make a game—*** Xinglianliankan! "

Xu Shaoyan paused after speaking, and the netizens were already stunned.

Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you should wash the floor. You said it in a subtle way, but this time you sprayed it like no one before. It doesn’t matter if you spray the name of the play or the looks of the actors. Everyone knows how terrifying Bangzi’s plastic surgery magic is. But you fucking still want to make games?
"*** Star Lianliankan"?
Depend on!Teacher Xu Shaoyan, are you sure your game is not anti-intrusive? !
This is the full-grade titanium alloy dog ​​eyes will be blind!
Everyone had a feeling that when Xu Shaoyan sprayed it, it was definitely darker than washing the floor!
However, Xu Shaoyan took a breath and made another stab: "As for this kind of beauties with sticks that are being used for publicity, I just want to say that this is more appropriate to promote Korean plastic surgery promotional videos! You should collect publicity from the relevant hospitals." fee!"

That's right, Korean actresses are not more beautiful at all, they are more like plastic surgeons!
Xu Shaoyan's expression changed from collapse to pain in the ass again! "After watching the trailers and synopsis of these nine dramas, I couldn't help touching my chrysanthemum, and found that it was so brilliant that it was too beautiful to behold. With such a plot, I should praise you for your innocence and brilliantness, or you are so damn beautiful. Too stupid?

This kind of plot is completely a repertoire of fighting the five scum, you should play house in your own country!

Go to our Republic to make a fool of yourself! "

The wretched expression on Xu Shaoyan's face, and the sentence "Bright chrysanthemums" made the netizens spray their old blood on the screen!
In South Korea, a group of film and television entertainment companies and TV stations were watching Douyu's live broadcast. Seeing what Xu Shaoyan said, everyone was so angry that their livers trembled!
chrysanthemum?Xu Shaoyan, you ass!

What a fucking pain in the ass!
Our biggest publicity highlight is the actors, can you black people? !

Before Xu Shaoyan finished speaking, his face suddenly became serious, "I said before that although it wasn't broadcast, I can see the ending of the plot, and I'm willing to bet you 10 yuan.

The plots of the nine divine dramas are summed up like this
There is a heroine, missmary.sue (Mary Sue)

Born poor but with a touching IQ,

2 years old piano over 8,

Joined Mensa (British high IQ club) at the age of 3,
Became the school belle of New Oriental at the age of 5,
10-year-old Oxford Ph.D. graduates are all A+,

Proficient in singing, dancing and painting,
outstanding looks,

A seaweed-like long hair of ninety-nine and 81 colors,"

Nine nine 81 colors?
What the hell is this? !
This time it's not just the face, even the scalp is shaking. The plot is as touching as the IQ. It really fits the character setting of the Korean drama dog blood, but why is the ninety-nine and 81-color hair here a giant contrast cuteness? ?

Is he still human?

Netizens simply don't want to make complaints about it, Korean romantic dramas are really like this!
I didn't think so before, but from Xu Shaoyan's mouth, it's really pissed!
The image is complete, and it's time for a brief introduction to the plot. Xu Shaoyan's two lips touched: "At the age of 18, in order to treat my mother who was seriously ill,
The hostess had to make a deal with the devil with the flesh,
Accidentally fell in love with him,
This devil is even worse,

Usually someone has a pair of bottomless black eyes,

The whole body exudes cold air,

Sculpture's stern face,

The slender figure made the male model mad with jealousy,
He is the richest man in the world and at the same time the chief of an African tribe,

He is also the next king of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait,

He also served as the pope of Europe at ordinary times,
Take control of the Italian mafia on the weekend,

Whom he wants to die tonight,
The next day was a cliff!Down!No!up!bed! "

(End of this chapter)