all-round star
Chapter 379 Are you blaming me for the magic failure?
Chapter 379 Are you blaming me for the magic failure?
Xu Shaoyan looked at Mu Shuixuan with a smile on his face, especially seeing Mu Shuixuan's gritted teeth, unbelievable and unbelievable expression, Xu Shaoyan felt that it was so cool!
Yu Zechen almost didn't laugh out loud. Xu Shaoyan must have been prepared to do this. Does Mu Shuixuan really think that Xu Shaoyan became the number one in the third line in a year and a half because of brute force?
Stop talking nonsense, there is no shortage of truth-tellers in the entertainment industry, but you must have the ability to tell the truth.
Although Xu Shaoyan is an idiot, he is really a rare talent.
Comparing people to people is really annoying, and looking at Mu Shuixuan, Yu Zechen feels that this person is hopeless.
No brains!
"Come!"
Mu Shuixuan almost gnawed his teeth into pieces, the ring just now must have been played by Xu Shaoyan!
He didn't believe in evil anymore, he couldn't catch Xu Shaoyan's flaws at such a close distance on the stage?
Unless Xu Shaoyan really knows magic!
But Mu Shuixuan ignored a problem. Xu Shaoyan dared to tell him that he was not responsible for his personal property. Xu Shaoyan clapped his hands and said to the staff in the audience: "Please bring me two scissors and a hammer. Also change to a table that can withstand smashing."
The staff members in the audience looked at each other, what is Xu Shaoyan going to do?
But they still did as they did, and soon two scissors and a hammer came up, and Xu Shaoyan said to the aunt who had just come up: "Please, auntie, please go back below with the child, this magic trick has a high failure rate, I can't guarantee the success rate, splash it!" I'm afraid of hurting the child."
The aunt nodded and went down with her little grandson in her arms.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan smiled even brighter.
"Mushuixuan Xiaoxianrou, please take off your shirt!"
"Xu Shaoyan, you are sick! There are so many people and you want me to take off my clothes!" Mu Shuixuan exploded immediately, but Xu Shaoyan looked disgusted: "You look so good, why are you so dirty, what do you think?" Go? Your top, I mean your coat! It’s not to make you fuck, I have no desire for men, I’m straight!”
"puff!"
The audience in the audience almost spit out, Xu Shaoyan was mocking Mu Shuixuan for being neither male nor female!
"Mr. Xu Shaoyan, you can be crooked, but you have to be with Yu Dada! You two really match each other on the platform!"
"Hey! Teacher Xu Shaoyan's CP is Qiao Ran, okay?"
"Although I know Teacher Xu Shaoyan is straight, I really like Xu Chu CP!"
Qiao Ran was embarrassed at the guest table, well, brother Xu really has a lot of CPs, and there is also a pair of CPs, Xi Jiangyue and Xu Shaoyan, but it seems that the cute couple is relatively rare.
Can't help but look at Bai Shuang beside him, this is Xu Shaoyan's real girlfriend, but Bai Shuang seems to like that Xu Shaoyan is always CPed by fans, with no expression on his face.
Mu Shuixuan really wanted to kill Xu Shaoyan, so he took off his coat and threw it on the newly moved table. Xu Shaoyan handed Yu Zechen a pair of scissors, and pointed at his clothes. Yu Zechen had already seen Xu Shaoyan's intentions clearly. Following Xu Shaoyan and the two of them took the scissors and began to cut the jacket fiercely, and the two of them didn't show mercy at all, as long as they could cut as many pieces as they could, the broken Yu Zechen felt that it was too horrible to look at.
"Shaoyan, isn't it almost done?" Cut it again and it will be the end.
Xu Shaoyan looked at it and nodded, "That's it."
Mu Shuixuan sneered, Xu Shaoyan wanted to restore the shredded clothes back?
But Xu Shaoyan didn't continue to take care of the horrific clothes that had been broken into pieces, but pointed to Mu Shuixuan's pants: "Take off the pants too!"
"You..." Mu Shuixuan was about to go crazy, what joke are you kidding, on this stage, with so much media present, he took off his pants? !
Xu Shaoyan rolled his eyes: "Why are you thinking wrong again! Telling you to take off your pants is not to make your butt naked! I told you I am straight!"
Mu Shuixuan gritted his teeth, took off his trousers, and took out his cell phone. It was already very cold in Beijing in November, and he was not in good health, so he was wearing cotton trousers.
But what does he look like a "big star" wearing these cotton pants on stage!Mu Shuixuan swears that he will never end with Xu Shaoyan!
But Xu Shaoyan's actions made people speechless, and gave Yu Zechen a color, and the two of them cut the trousers to shreds.
Apart from Mu Shuixuan standing like an idiot on the stage, there were two well-dressed Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen, and a pile of rags.
The audience was curious, what exactly is Xu Shaoyan doing?
Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen still ignored the pile of rags. Xu Shaoyan picked up the hammer and waved it twice.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan stretched out his hand: "The last two things are your phone and watch."
Mu Shuixuan was really about to go berserk: "Do you want me to strip me naked for you!"
"I'm not interested in your meat."
"Hahahahaha!" The audience in the audience couldn't hold back anymore, Xu Shaoyan is really not crooked!He is straight!
It's so straight-forward!
"I think of a sentence that Teacher Xu Shaoyan used to slander people." An audience member in the audience laughed, and the people on the side were curious: "What did you say?"
"He scolded people, day after day the air!"
"Hey, our Teacher Xu Shaoyan is pissing off the sky!"
Mu Shuixuan's face was stinky, and he took off his watch fiercely, and took a picture of the mobile phone he took out just now on the table. Xu Shaoyan glanced at it. This watch belongs to the famous starry sky in this world, and it is worth at least 10,000+. The mobile phone is also a good brand, one is close to [-], put two things in the middle of the table, Xu Shaoyan turned his head to Yu Zechen to stay away, without hesitation, smashed the watch with a hammer.
"Coffee!" The fragments splashed, making Mu Shuixuan jump!
And before the jump was over, Xu Shaoyan swung the hammer again and smashed the phone!
The audience in the audience are distressed!
Hold the grass!These two hammers cost tens of thousands!
I don't know what kind of magic trick Xu Shaoyan is going to perform!
"Next is the moment to witness the miracle." Xu Shaoyan said to the big mess with satisfaction, Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened, and the audience focused their eyes even more.
That was all scum, what else could Xu Shaoyan do?
And Xu Shaoyan raised his hands high, "I declare that my performance is over! This rubbish can't go back!"
"..."
The audience fell silent for an instant.
? ? ? ? ?
What's happening?
What about magic?
On the stage, Yu Zechen couldn't hold back anymore. Xu Shaoyan said before that he was not responsible for Mu Shuixuan's personal property loss. He had already thought about it, just to destroy Mu Shuixuan!
Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened: "Xu Shaoyan!"
Xu Shaoyan looked innocent, and spread his hands: "I succeeded in the magic trick, but you troubled me, why did you blame me for the failure of the magic trick?"
(End of this chapter)
Xu Shaoyan looked at Mu Shuixuan with a smile on his face, especially seeing Mu Shuixuan's gritted teeth, unbelievable and unbelievable expression, Xu Shaoyan felt that it was so cool!
Yu Zechen almost didn't laugh out loud. Xu Shaoyan must have been prepared to do this. Does Mu Shuixuan really think that Xu Shaoyan became the number one in the third line in a year and a half because of brute force?
Stop talking nonsense, there is no shortage of truth-tellers in the entertainment industry, but you must have the ability to tell the truth.
Although Xu Shaoyan is an idiot, he is really a rare talent.
Comparing people to people is really annoying, and looking at Mu Shuixuan, Yu Zechen feels that this person is hopeless.
No brains!
"Come!"
Mu Shuixuan almost gnawed his teeth into pieces, the ring just now must have been played by Xu Shaoyan!
He didn't believe in evil anymore, he couldn't catch Xu Shaoyan's flaws at such a close distance on the stage?
Unless Xu Shaoyan really knows magic!
But Mu Shuixuan ignored a problem. Xu Shaoyan dared to tell him that he was not responsible for his personal property. Xu Shaoyan clapped his hands and said to the staff in the audience: "Please bring me two scissors and a hammer. Also change to a table that can withstand smashing."
The staff members in the audience looked at each other, what is Xu Shaoyan going to do?
But they still did as they did, and soon two scissors and a hammer came up, and Xu Shaoyan said to the aunt who had just come up: "Please, auntie, please go back below with the child, this magic trick has a high failure rate, I can't guarantee the success rate, splash it!" I'm afraid of hurting the child."
The aunt nodded and went down with her little grandson in her arms.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan smiled even brighter.
"Mushuixuan Xiaoxianrou, please take off your shirt!"
"Xu Shaoyan, you are sick! There are so many people and you want me to take off my clothes!" Mu Shuixuan exploded immediately, but Xu Shaoyan looked disgusted: "You look so good, why are you so dirty, what do you think?" Go? Your top, I mean your coat! It’s not to make you fuck, I have no desire for men, I’m straight!”
"puff!"
The audience in the audience almost spit out, Xu Shaoyan was mocking Mu Shuixuan for being neither male nor female!
"Mr. Xu Shaoyan, you can be crooked, but you have to be with Yu Dada! You two really match each other on the platform!"
"Hey! Teacher Xu Shaoyan's CP is Qiao Ran, okay?"
"Although I know Teacher Xu Shaoyan is straight, I really like Xu Chu CP!"
Qiao Ran was embarrassed at the guest table, well, brother Xu really has a lot of CPs, and there is also a pair of CPs, Xi Jiangyue and Xu Shaoyan, but it seems that the cute couple is relatively rare.
Can't help but look at Bai Shuang beside him, this is Xu Shaoyan's real girlfriend, but Bai Shuang seems to like that Xu Shaoyan is always CPed by fans, with no expression on his face.
Mu Shuixuan really wanted to kill Xu Shaoyan, so he took off his coat and threw it on the newly moved table. Xu Shaoyan handed Yu Zechen a pair of scissors, and pointed at his clothes. Yu Zechen had already seen Xu Shaoyan's intentions clearly. Following Xu Shaoyan and the two of them took the scissors and began to cut the jacket fiercely, and the two of them didn't show mercy at all, as long as they could cut as many pieces as they could, the broken Yu Zechen felt that it was too horrible to look at.
"Shaoyan, isn't it almost done?" Cut it again and it will be the end.
Xu Shaoyan looked at it and nodded, "That's it."
Mu Shuixuan sneered, Xu Shaoyan wanted to restore the shredded clothes back?
But Xu Shaoyan didn't continue to take care of the horrific clothes that had been broken into pieces, but pointed to Mu Shuixuan's pants: "Take off the pants too!"
"You..." Mu Shuixuan was about to go crazy, what joke are you kidding, on this stage, with so much media present, he took off his pants? !
Xu Shaoyan rolled his eyes: "Why are you thinking wrong again! Telling you to take off your pants is not to make your butt naked! I told you I am straight!"
Mu Shuixuan gritted his teeth, took off his trousers, and took out his cell phone. It was already very cold in Beijing in November, and he was not in good health, so he was wearing cotton trousers.
But what does he look like a "big star" wearing these cotton pants on stage!Mu Shuixuan swears that he will never end with Xu Shaoyan!
But Xu Shaoyan's actions made people speechless, and gave Yu Zechen a color, and the two of them cut the trousers to shreds.
Apart from Mu Shuixuan standing like an idiot on the stage, there were two well-dressed Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen, and a pile of rags.
The audience was curious, what exactly is Xu Shaoyan doing?
Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen still ignored the pile of rags. Xu Shaoyan picked up the hammer and waved it twice.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan stretched out his hand: "The last two things are your phone and watch."
Mu Shuixuan was really about to go berserk: "Do you want me to strip me naked for you!"
"I'm not interested in your meat."
"Hahahahaha!" The audience in the audience couldn't hold back anymore, Xu Shaoyan is really not crooked!He is straight!
It's so straight-forward!
"I think of a sentence that Teacher Xu Shaoyan used to slander people." An audience member in the audience laughed, and the people on the side were curious: "What did you say?"
"He scolded people, day after day the air!"
"Hey, our Teacher Xu Shaoyan is pissing off the sky!"
Mu Shuixuan's face was stinky, and he took off his watch fiercely, and took a picture of the mobile phone he took out just now on the table. Xu Shaoyan glanced at it. This watch belongs to the famous starry sky in this world, and it is worth at least 10,000+. The mobile phone is also a good brand, one is close to [-], put two things in the middle of the table, Xu Shaoyan turned his head to Yu Zechen to stay away, without hesitation, smashed the watch with a hammer.
"Coffee!" The fragments splashed, making Mu Shuixuan jump!
And before the jump was over, Xu Shaoyan swung the hammer again and smashed the phone!
The audience in the audience are distressed!
Hold the grass!These two hammers cost tens of thousands!
I don't know what kind of magic trick Xu Shaoyan is going to perform!
"Next is the moment to witness the miracle." Xu Shaoyan said to the big mess with satisfaction, Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened, and the audience focused their eyes even more.
That was all scum, what else could Xu Shaoyan do?
And Xu Shaoyan raised his hands high, "I declare that my performance is over! This rubbish can't go back!"
"..."
The audience fell silent for an instant.
? ? ? ? ?
What's happening?
What about magic?
On the stage, Yu Zechen couldn't hold back anymore. Xu Shaoyan said before that he was not responsible for Mu Shuixuan's personal property loss. He had already thought about it, just to destroy Mu Shuixuan!
Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened: "Xu Shaoyan!"
Xu Shaoyan looked innocent, and spread his hands: "I succeeded in the magic trick, but you troubled me, why did you blame me for the failure of the magic trick?"
(End of this chapter)
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