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Chapter 532 People across the country continue to cry

The people of the whole country are full of snot and tears now, damn it!
Xu Shaoyan, what a prick!

You have such a cute face at all!
"Ahhhh! It's not worth it! Xu Shaoyan, you have dug too much of a hole! We have to come again! I won't believe in evil today!"

"This is a brain teaser, we will do it again!"

"One more question!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, come again!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't accept it!"

"Three cobblers beat Zhuge Liang, we don't believe that all the people in the whole country can't beat you!"

People all over the country screamed.

Xu Shaoyan shook his head and sighed.

Why do you not believe in evil?

If you seek abuse yourself, you can't blame me.

Thinking about it, Xu Shaoyan sent another sentence: "Okay, what you said, let's continue with the math problems."

"Come, come!"

"Are you still afraid?"

Resolutely, Xu Shaoyan asked another question.

"Xu Shaoyan: Xi, Gang, Kou, Day, please use these four characters to determine what the fifth character is. A: Jia B: Hui C: Chang D: Tong."

After Xu Shaoyan finished speaking, people all over the country felt their bodies were hollowed out. Is this a math problem?
"This question...is it sealed?"

"Maybe, look, Xi opened two sides, Gang opened one side, and the mouth was not opened, and the sun was cut in the middle."

"Could it be A? According to this reasoning, Tian is the most suitable!"

"What is the breakthrough point of this question? It is impossible to learn mathematics in elementary school!"

"That's right, I have no idea at all!"

Netizens are about to collapse, this question is definitely worse than the one just now!

Xu Shaoyan announced the answer: "The answer is C, Chang, you guessed it wrong at all, the front ones are 1 right angle, 16 right angles, [-] right angles, [-] right angles, the fifth character naturally has [-] right angles, "

As soon as Xu Shaoyan's answer came out, everyone looked hopeless, right angles, it's really elementary school mathematics.

"Let's do it again! Xu Shaoyan, you have the guts to do something else!"

"We don't believe in evil anymore!"

"It is also possible to combine two subjects!"

Xu Shaoyan: "Nose picking, veterans, I told you, you can't beat me, why don't you face the reality?"

But Xu Shaoyan still posted a question.

"Xu Shaoyan: Since you said that other subjects are also acceptable, then I will ask a common sense question, under what circumstances is 1+1 not equal to 2."

After Xu Shaoyan finished speaking, people all over the country looked at it, and they couldn't wait to make gestures with their fingers.

1+1=2 is the truth, how could it be not equal to 2?
"Two parallel lines never meet?"

"The fish and bear's paw problem? Can't have both fish and bear's paw?"

'This……'

Looking at this topic, people all over the country really have the urge to continue crying, they really can't figure it out!

Xu Shaoyan held his chopsticks in his mouth.

"Idiot, if you make a mistake, it's not equal to two!"

"..."

If Xu Shaoyan was walking on the street now, countless people would definitely step on the accelerator and hit him to death!
Does this work too? !

But I have to admit that what Xu Shaoyan said is right. This is really a common sense question. If you make a mistake, it will not be equal to two!
"Are there any questions?"

Some people still continued to ask questions firmly, but they couldn't believe that they couldn't answer Xu Shaoyan's question correctly.

Xu Shaoyan thought for a while, and took out the question that his little sister complained about.

"Xu Shaoyan: Ask, Xiao Ming has 264 pieces of hard candy, 300 pieces of milk candy, and 409 pieces of cotton candy. Xiao Ming ate 200 pieces of hard candy, 164 pieces of milk candy, and 295 pieces of cotton candy. May I ask what Xiao Ming has? This question is My sister can do everything right, but if you do wrong again, there is really no way out!"

Xu Shaoyan said, who is Xu Shaoyan's younger sister?
Mu Shaorong, everyone who knows Xu Shaoyan knows that this kid is only in fifth grade now, Xu Shaoyan often takes his sister out, and has been photographed by the media countless times.

Looking at this question, the people of the whole country collectively swallowed their saliva. If they answer this question again, they will really die without a place to bury them.

But since Xu Shaoyan's younger sister can also answer it correctly, this question will definitely not be a trap. If you look carefully, there is really no trap in this question.

Soon, someone gave Xu Shaoyan the answer: "Xiao Ming still has 64 pieces of hard candy, 136 pieces of milk candy, and 114 pieces of cotton candy. I counted it several times, and I checked it again with the calculator. It is definitely not wrong!"

"That's right, it's these three numbers. I also pinched the calculator again."

"I also have these three numbers, Teacher Xu Shaoyan, what can you do this time!"

"We have analyzed this question for a long time!"

"This time you lost!"

But Xu Shaoyan was still laughing.

"My dear veterans, why don't you want to face reality?"

As soon as this remark came out, the hearts of the people all over the country suddenly jumped. Could it be that they were wrong again?Impossible!

I saw Xu Shaoyan replied indifferently: "The answer is that you are sick. Your child eats so much sugar at one go?"

"..."

People all over the country burst into tears, this question is simple!

This is really nothing more than common sense.

But Xu Shaoyan thought about it, let's do it again!

"Xu Shaoyan: Come up with another question at the end. I'm going back to work. This time I will give you a Chinese question. After all, I am a literature student. The questions are as follows: 1, 10, 5, 4, 7, (), 9 , 6, please tell me which man should be in the brackets. Answer: A. I B. Love C. Mathematics D. Learn."

"Pfft!" After Xu Shaoyan finished the question, people all over the country vomited blood and died almost at the same time. What kind of fucking language question is this?
A bunch of numbers, and then guess the word?

"This is even worse than the previous one!"

"Xu Shaoyan, why is there no grass growing on your grave!"

"You not only grow grass on your grave, but you are also graceful and graceful!"

"My God!"

People all over the country have the urge to cry, what kind of language problem is this.

Quickly, the last question must not be completely wiped out, all the funny Chinese professors and math professors have been @ again!
Xu Shaoyan's Weibo is more lively than the roll call of the Ministry of Education. They are all top professors in the Republic.

"I really can't see this, it has nothing to do with the language."

"Mathematical extrapolation leads nowhere."

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, are you delusional? You can't solve it at all!"

"I really can't figure it out!"

These university professors are helpless, let alone ordinary people, the last question, the people of the whole country continue to die!
Xu Shaoyan finished his meal and sent the answer.

"Xu Shaoyan: The answer is D. As I said, this is a language question. You read out these numbers, which are yīshíwǔsìqī () jiǔliù, according to the one, two, three, and four tones of Chinese pinyin, and the space is two tones. The only answer is to learn to correspond."

Xu Shaoyan explained, after the explanation, even Qiao Ran almost wanted to beat Xu Shaoyan.

This kind of question is really fucking enough.

Who can think about this!
But the Chinese Pinyin is indeed learned by primary school students, and it is learned by primary school students in the first grade. They actually failed in the first-grade topic.

Now, people across the country continue to cry!

(End of this chapter)