Urban System Lucky Draw

Chapter 99 Conquest
If I can send something that these gods are very interested in, maybe I don't have to grab red envelopes directly in the group, and let these gods take the initiative to chat with me privately and give myself red envelopes.

However, what should be posted?Is there anything on earth that can make these gods so excited?
Ye Qiu thought about basic necessities of life.In terms of clothes, those gods are all gods who lived in ancient times. Although there may be clothes made of fairy materials, but come to think of it, there should be no bras that are popular now in the fairy world, right?
This is what you can buy in terms of clothes. As for food, let’s forget about ordinary meat. There must be very precious delicacies from mountains and seas in the fairy world, and there must be no market for ordinary meat.

However, like the special products of the earth, especially the Chinese specialty spicy noodles, even foreigners can conquer them. If they want to conquer the ancient gods, they don’t want to come to China. s things.

The last line, sports cars and so on, is indeed not available in Heaven, but the gods are all flying in the clouds, and these cars are probably not interested in anyone, and the cars have to be filled with gasoline. I am afraid there is no gasoline in the fairyland, right?

Moreover, car exhaust pollution is so serious, and the earth's environment is already so bad. If you send your car up there and pollute the environment in the fairy world, then you will be guilty of a great crime, and the disaster will spread to other worlds.

And think about it carefully, although spicy strips are delicious, gods eat wind and drink dew. Speaking of which, apart from those who eat live gods like Zhu Bajie, there are probably very few gods who are interested in eating them, right?And Zhu Bajie doesn't necessarily eat spicy food.

Besides, bras are only suitable for female fairies. Speaking of which, the number of female fairies in heaven is much less than that of male fairies.

So sending out a few bras, even if someone snatches them, may not be able to impress those gods. I still have to think about it, what else would these gods like?

It seems that in fairy tales, there are many female celestial beings who go down to the world to marry mortals, and there are quite a lot of male celestial beings who are quite lonely.

There are rules in the heavens, and gods are not allowed to marry or anything. However, gods are just gods, not saints. They also have their own desires and needs.

Immortals also secrete hormones, otherwise why would the Jade Emperor's younger sister and daughter go down to earth to marry mortals?
If I start from this point, why don't I distribute a few bliss sticks and add a batch of inflatable dolls?
Anyway, I'm not a real Uri Xingjun, so it's embarrassing to say something like this, but at most it's a disgrace to Uori Xingjun, and it has nothing to do with me. Thinking of this, Ye Qiu drove out directly .

He wanted to buy a large batch of spicy sticks, bras, and bliss sticks. As for the inflatable dolls, they were too big. After Ye Qiu bought them, he would let the people in the store buy them.

An hour and a half later, Ye Qiu returned home. His room of more than 100 square meters was already full of piles.

When the worker transporting the inflatable doll sent the things into Ye Qiu's room one by one, he looked at Ye Qiu's expression very strangely, and even regarded Ye Qiu as some kind of pervert.

After hastily putting down the things, he ran away, with his back to Ye Qiu and covered the chrysanthemum with his hand, so as not to lose the chrysanthemum.

Ye Qiu looked at the pile of things, opened the three-world red envelope group, and clicked on the red envelope option. He decided to send out a batch of spicy sticks first. Go ahead!"

This is an effective means of red envelope gambling groups on the earth. The red envelopes are the least snatched. Basically, once the start is started, the red envelopes can be issued for a long time.

However, Ye Qiu is not very interested in this kind of gameplay, it's purely for killing time, in fact it's almost like gambling.

It's okay to play a little bit, 200 and [-] hair, almost luck, tens of thousands of dollars were accidentally lost, Ye Qiu is not that rich.

But now, Ye Qiu is very interested in playing with the gods. After all, Ye Qiu paid for some cheap products on the earth.

And once you grab one or two pieces of fairy treasures, you will make a lot of money.

This time, Ye Qiu gave out [-] packets of red packets of spicy sticks. He was lucky. It was robbed.

When Ye Qiu saw it, he was also stunned. These gods, when he was talking just now, no one responded, and now he gave out a red envelope, and it took less than a second. It is really shameless.

However, all the red envelopes were snatched, but no one gave out a second red envelope. Ye Qiu looked at the records of snatching red envelopes, and the one who snatched the least was actually the Jade Emperor.

The other party completely ignored the words in his red envelope, but think about it, that is the Jade Emperor.

Everyone in this group is his subordinate, who dares to let him give out red envelopes?

At least the Uri Xingjun I borrowed now, in front of the Jade Emperor, would not even dare to fart.

However, Ye Qiu is not the real Uri Xingjun. The Jade Emperor doesn't know which parallel dimension he is in. He snatched his own spicy strips, and he doesn't want to continue posting them?dream!

Next, Ye Qiu directly said in the group: "Jade Emperor, this red envelope of mine shows that the one with the worst luck, the majestic Jade Emperor, doesn't even want to give out a red envelope, isn't he too stingy?"

Seeing this news, other people in the group were stunned. This Uri Xingjun usually has a wink, why is he so confused today?
This is the Jade Emperor. Just based on his words, the Jade Emperor will punish him for his crimes. It is very likely that he will change from a general to a pig demon like the Tianpeng Marshal back then.

They thought so in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say anything. Only the Monkey King said: "That's right, that's right, I didn't expect you, Uri Xingjun, to be quite kind. This old Jade Emperor is really too stingy!" gone."

Others are afraid of the Jade Emperor, but the Great Sage is not, after all, he is the one who beat the Jade Emperor to get under the table!

The Jade Emperor was also furious at this moment, the little chicken god Uori Xingjun dared to question himself, and he immediately wanted to punish Uori Xingjun for his crimes.

But at this moment, he happened to unpack the spicy strips, and he also smelled the spicy strips. This spicy smell is quite tempting.

Although the Jade Emperor had eaten much more food than Ye Qiu, the flat peaches, ginseng fruit, and the meat of all kinds of rare animals in the fairy world must be extremely delicious.

But no matter how delicious it is, the Jade Emperor has never eaten spicy noodles. Even the Jade Emperor, spicy noodles can conquer it.

After all, this is the number one snack in China. It conquered the most rebellious post-[-]s, post-[-]s, post-[-]s and even post-[-]s in China. Even these people were conquered by Latiao. What is it?
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