reborn perfect male god

Chapter 126 The Dress Rehearsal That Convinced Everyone (Please collect it!)
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An upscale hotel with "Scottish Sentiment" on the door.

At this time, Zhao Benhe took his granddaughter to board, with a chicken in one hand and a green onion in the other, a large bunch of garlic hanging diagonally from his shoulders, and Zhao Ziyi was holding a basket of eggs in his hand.Comparing the old-fashioned dress of the two with the high-end hotel, it instantly makes people feel funny.

Zhao Benhe: Arrived!

Zhao Ziyi: Here we are.

Zhao Benhe:? This is the most expensive restaurant in the south of the Yangtze River. That's not Scottish flirting.

Zhao Ziyi: Grandpa, you read it the wrong way, it's Scottish.

Ye Zixin burst out laughing when she heard this, a master is a master, just playing like this is enough!

Zhao Benhe and Zhao Ziyi's ability, the disciples in the audience are very clear, they just feel uncomfortable with Lin Ruofeng, can they act well in the skit on the Spring Festival Gala?
carry on
Zhao Benhe: What? Oh, sentimental? Just leave it here to eat.

Zhao Ziyi: Grandpa, this is an expensive family.

Zhao Benhe: It's more expensive, we brought more than 3 yuan.What about the bag?
Zhao Ziyi: I didn't take the bag?
Zhao Benhe: The bag that holds the money, the yellow bag!
Zhao Ziyi: When it's over, let me fall on the kang!
An opening, although it seems dull, but as long as Zhao Benhe goes up, this dullness will suddenly become a climax, that is, to use his popularity to make up for this deficiency.At the same time, the story was also played out, and the people below began to look forward to why the two bumpkins from the countryside insisted on eating in this high-end hotel.

Until Zhao Benhe called out to the waiter, the moment Lin Ruofeng appeared on stage, there was finally laughter from the audience.

"Pfft!"

I saw Lin Ruofeng wearing a skirt and a long scarf, walking out of the backstage coyly like a woman, holding the menu in one hand, and pinching the orchid finger in the other, with a charming and enchanting "ah", said : "I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end hotel and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!"

Zhao Benhe (embarrassed): No, we are eating.

Lin Ruofeng was very surprised: Oh my god, are you eating?
Zhao Benhe: Isn't it like?
Lin Ruofeng looked up and down enchantingly: It doesn't look like it!
Zhao Benhe laughed: I said, girl, this meal is very important.

Lin Ruofeng suddenly became unhappy, and said with a proud face: Well, whoever you call a girl is a pure man.

"Hahaha~~!"

Someone in the audience burst out laughing. Seeing such a sissy dressed up and correcting her arrogantly, it was really amused.Ye Zixin covered her mouth and laughed, she had seen Lin Ruofeng's masculine side, and it was the first time she saw Lin Ruofeng turned into a sissy, it was so funny.Zhao Benhe's apprentice in the audience was also startled, it seems that this layman still has some skills.

Hearing this, Zhao Benhe was stunned: Well, what about such a dress, here, how do you wear a skirt?
"This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants." Lin Ruofeng lifted the skirt up: "Look, does it have legs? Ha~... Oh my god, hurry up Wearing it out of the way, oh my god, did I say there is no crotch in the aisle?"

"Haha~!"

Watching Lin Ruofeng lift up her skirt, she realized that she was wearing two legs inside a pair of trouser legs. There was a burst of laughter, and with Lin Ruofeng's sissy accent and coquettish movements, people couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Benhe's apprentices also had fun and couldn't help laughing out loud. This guy is really capable, at least he seems to have something.After all, they are doing this. If they were ordinary audiences, they would definitely burst out laughing. Just look at Ye Zixin behind, laughing so hard.

The next thing is that Zhao Benhe bought Lin Ruofeng and asked Lin Ruofeng to cooperate with him in ordering.

Zhao Benhe: It's cool to give 100 yuan. Let me tell you, it's not free. When the guests arrive later, you must give me face, understand?When it's time for me to order, you have to carry the order for me.

Lin Ruofeng: What are you doing?

Zhao Benhe: You have given me face, but you can't spend too much, if I order expensive dishes...

Lin Ruofeng said ghostly: I just said... no!

With the help of the waiter, Zhao Benhe tipped again, at this time Zhao Ziyi was hungry.

Zhao Benhe: Are you hungry?Let's have a bowl of noodles!
Lin Ruofeng: Well, 78 a bowl.

Zhao Benhe was frightened immediately: what kind of noodles are so expensive?

Lin Ruofeng raised her chin:? Scotch braised noodles!

Zhao Benhe rolled his eyes and asked in embarrassment: This, is it not expensive?

Lin Ruofeng immediately replied: Lu doesn't need money.

Zhao Benhe immediately said: "Then you come to a bowl of marinade, taste the saltiness first, good, go quickly, go quickly."

Lin Ruofeng was surprised: Mom, I haven't been there before.

Zhao Benhe was serious: That means I didn't come, if I had come you would have done it already.

Lin Ruofeng said contemptuously: "Old man, I want to say that the noodles don't need money, but if you want noodles, you pay them back!"

After this paragraph, the people in the audience were immediately amused, Ye Zixin's chest was stuck to her back.At this point in the performance, Zhao Benhe's grandfather and grandson didn't say anything, Lin Ruofeng seemed to be unable to find any flaws in his performance. God, are you sure this guy is acting for the first time?He doesn't look like an outsider at all. Could it be that this guy is naturally suitable for acting in sketches?
Immediately after Zhao Ziyi expressed his determination, Bi Jianfu came to the stage and ushered in laughter again.

Especially in the part where Zhao Benhe orders food and Lin Ruofeng cooperates, even Zhao Benhe's experienced apprentices burst out laughing, the continuous laughter verified the quality of this sketch.You know, this is the first rehearsal, and you are not fully prepared in all aspects. Once you go through a long period of continuous rehearsal, it will definitely be enough to make the audience burst into laughter.

For the talent show of the original script, Lin Ruofeng also revised it on the spot, and replaced it with the world's classic songs. Needless to say, Zhao Ziyi's voice was cultivated since childhood.And with the help of Luo Jiayi, Lin Ruofeng's singing skills have improved by leaps and bounds, and the imitation of the songs he sang also amazed everyone.This world really has the song "You and Me". Lin Ruofeng was most surprised to keep this burden.

"Hahahaha. I laughed so hard, oops, it's too funny!"

Backstage, Ye Zixin blushed, bent over laughing, leaning on the wall with one hand and covering her stomach with the other. "I really didn't expect that you...you still have such a side."

Lin Ruofeng blushed, it was really hard to imagine her sissy appearance, and said immediately: "I'm dedicating myself to art!"

"Yes, yes, but puff," Ye Zixin couldn't help laughing. "Your devotion is too funny~!"

Looking at Ye Zixin who kept laughing, Lin Ruofeng felt very speechless. The originally tense mood suddenly relaxed. The first rehearsal was able to make Ye Zixin laugh like this, which was enough to show that he was good at acting.

Not only was it not bad, even Zhao Benhe was very surprised. It is really rare for this young man who has never touched a sketch to reach such a level for the first time.At first, he was worried that Lin Ruofeng would not perform well, but now he finally felt relieved. After a week of contact, Lin Ruofeng should be fine to attend the Spring Festival Gala.And I heard from Bi Jianfu that Lin Ruofeng sang solo at the New Year's Eve concert, and his inner quality is absolutely passable.

Of course, the book is good on the one hand, the most important thing is that many of the lines in the book have insinuations, which makes Zhao Benhe extremely relieved. I really want to see what kind of wonderful expressions the reviewers will have after hearing the irony.

(End of this chapter)