reborn perfect male god

Chapter 131 The Skyrocketing Ratings
The public opinion caused by Hu Shaopeng became more and more serious. Many people had doubts about Lin Ruofeng. A layman actually made a sketch, or a sketch for the Spring Festival Gala. Isn't this nonsense?
However, Jiangnan Satellite TV is trying to protect Lin Ruofeng.

The turmoil became bigger and bigger until the night of the New Year's Eve.

"This year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala did a good job! The program is very good!"

"Indeed, I heard that Jiangnan Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala is also good!"

"Not bad? Jiangnan Satellite TV asked a layman to make a sketch. I really doubt how it will be censored!"

"Isn't it?"

"Don't believe me? Go and see for yourself!"

Conversations like this are happening in every household.

Jiangnan Satellite TV.

"How's the ratings?"

"How can it compare to CCTV at this time!"

"Oh, it's too low. Why do you think we should keep Lin Ruofeng? Although his sketches are very good, but now the public opinion is too loud, causing our ratings to be lower than before!"

"That's right, if it wasn't for him, we would at least be able to maintain last year's level!"

The backstage staff shook their heads.

Of course, there are also loyal fans of Jiangnan Satellite TV who have been watching the Spring Festival Gala on Jiangnan Satellite TV.

"Come on, the show has started! It's Lin Ruofeng's sketch!"

"Really? Then I want to see what's wrong with the sketch that has been said to be unbearable!"

"Hurry up, here we come, Zhao Benhe!"

"Hahaha, Zhao Benhe is on stage, absolutely applause!"

The audience applauded and the skit began.

After an opening scene, Lin Ruofeng came out wearing a skirt, pointed at the orchid in his hand, and finally lifted up his cropped trousers, and burst out laughing at the entire venue.

"Hahaha, let me go, Lin Ruofeng's outfit is simply amazing!"

"Why didn't I realize that he still has the potential to be a fake mother!"

"The beginning is so funny, who said this skit is unbearable?"

"Yes, here we come!"

Bi Jianfu came on the stage, and after some hilarity, it went directly to the climax.

Zhao Benhe said proudly: Our family is rich, and the life of farmers is different, so you just eat hard, how much money you can eat, I will order!
Bi Jianfu nodded: Come as you please.

Zhao Benhe gave Lin Ruofeng a suggestive look: Four Australian abalones!

Lin Ruofeng said directly: Sorry, no.

Zhao Benhe stretched out four fingers: a four-jin lobster!
Lin Ruofeng immediately said: Sorry, it's not that big.

Zhao Benhe was extremely surprised, and murmured: How big is it?
Lin Ruofeng didn't react, and tentatively said: "There are... more than a catty."

Zhao Benhe said in embarrassment: "It weighs more than a catty... is there... is there any?"
Lin Ruofeng said with a puzzled look: Yes... or not?

"Hahahaha!"

"so funny!"

"Honey, look!"

"Hey buddy, what are you watching? CCTV Spring Festival Gala? Hurry up, watch Jiangnan Satellite TV's sketch, it's so funny!"

"Yes, it's just Lin Ruofeng, alas, it's different from the rumors! Don't read it and regret it!"

Zhao Benhe immediately concealed: This is your shop, you still don't understand, it's not bad for money.

Lin Ruofeng suddenly realized: Ah, no.

Bi Jianfu: Let me see next, let alone order shark fin.

Zhao Benhe hurriedly said: Don’t eat fish “bone” if you have one. I got stuck once while eating fish “bone”. In the end, I choked on steamed buns. Even soaking in vinegar didn’t work well, so I took it out with tweezers in the hospital.Don't eat that stuff.

Bi Jianfu was helpless: neither did he.

Zhao Benhe: What do you want in this hotel, what are you doing, is it easy for this person to come once, you call your boss.

Lin Ruofeng replied subconsciously: No.

The audience bent over laughing.

The viewers who transferred to Jiangnan Satellite TV saw this and covered their stomachs with laughter.Oh my god, it's so funny!
Zhao Benhe immediately shouted: Boss?Just remember one no, don't you, boss?

Lin Ruofeng regained his composure: Ah!Boss, the boss is out.

Zhao Benhe: Where did you go?
Lin Ruofeng: I don't know!

Zhao Benhe: What are you eating?

Bi Jianfu: Let's have some home-cooked food, from the folk.

Zhao Benhe had an idea in his mind: Come to the folks, my son, let me have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms.

Lin Ruofeng said directly: No.

Embarrassed, Zhao Benhe hinted in a low voice: You can have this!

Lin Ruofeng said helplessly: There really is no such thing!
"Pfft!"

"Hahaha"

"It's really not there~~"

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard! This Lin Ruofeng is so funny!"

"It can't be done, my stomach hurts! Who the hell said Lin Ruofeng is a layman?"

Zhao Benhe hurriedly replied: I brought it for you, girl, bring it here, I brought it to BJ for you, you can't take it away, let's leave it here and eat today.

Bi Jianfu was puzzled: Brother... you can't eat wild pheasants.

Zhao Benhe explained: This is a domesticated, Dongying mushroom. I stewed this in a pressure cooker for a longer time. Come, come on... There is a dish here, come on, idiot!

Lin Ruofeng quit: Who are you calling an idiot?

Zhao Benhe: No, I said, order another stupid egg.

Lin Ruofeng: No!

Zhao Benhe: Come on, I have it, come on, you do this, this is fried eggs and green onions.

Bi Jianfu was even more puzzled: brother, why do you prepare all the materials yourself when you go to a restaurant?

Zhao Benhe: No, he doesn't have any. The problem is, he has nowhere to find these things if he is given money.There are only a few dishes, two. If you are like this, I will give you a chance. Teacher Bi will come here once. Does your restaurant agree?
Lin Ruofeng glanced at it: I'll give one as a gift, oh my mother, why are you so picky, you didn't order one, so let's get another one after that, right?
Zhao Benhe was in a hurry: Come on, young man, if you’re like this, it’s not like we didn’t order. After I finished ordering, you didn’t have abalone or lobster.

Lin Ruofeng snorted: Have you, haven't you counted in your heart yet?
Zhao Benhe became even more anxious: "What do I have, don't you say I don't have any?"
Lin Ruofeng immediately said: Don't talk, what if you have to fix it later?
clap clap ~ ~!

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the controversy that had been received before disappeared completely under Lin Ruofeng's wonderful performance.If such a skit that makes people laugh out loud and is loved by the audience is the so-called unbearable, I really don't know what is called a good work.

Zhao Benhe hastily covered up: I said, do you have any, is it short of money?
Lin Ruofeng summed it up: I know that my uncle is not short of money. I mean, it was so easy for Mr. Bi to come here. We can’t care about money by ourselves. You see, I am young, but I have concluded that a person’s life is actually short. Sometimes I think it’s the same as sleeping. When I close my eyes and open them, a day has passed. Howling~~When I close my eyes and don’t open them, this life is over, howling~~!

Bi Jianfu praised: Young man, brilliant.

Zhao Benhe quit: what a brilliant, he is a fart!
Lin Ruofeng: Sir, I have no other intentions.

Zhao Benhe: What do you mean?
Lin Ruofeng: What I mean is that people should not take money too seriously. Money is something outside of the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing for people?People died, money wasted.

Zhao Benhe: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?People are alive, but the money is gone.Not bad money, don't worry, do this well.

"Hahaha it's completely useless!"

"I'm laughing to death, no, my stomach!"

"Lin Ruofeng's summary is too incisive!"

"Now I finally know what the most painful thing in life is!"

"Haha, then I can only tell you, it's not short of money!"

The audience burst into laughter. This part burst into laughter almost every two seconds. After four or five lines, the audience was thunderous and applauded continuously.The audience in front of the TV outside the venue had already laughed so hard that they had never seen such a funny skit.One by one, calling friends and starting to switch channels, one by one was attracted and couldn't stop at all.

Backstage staff of Jiangnan Satellite TV.

"My God!"

"what happened?"

"Look at the ratings, why are they so high all of a sudden?"

"God, this ratings... Is it because I'm dazzled? They actually surpassed the CCTV Spring Festival Gala at the same time!"

"What's going on here? Has there been any major accident?"

The staff was going crazy, the ratings had skyrocketed during this period, and everyone wondered whether it was a data error or some serious accident!However, the results of the inspection showed that there was no error in the data at all, and that was only the latter, but there was no notification of the accident.

"Do you know what's going on here?"

The other staff looked at me, and I looked at you. In the end, only a 21-year-old girl said weakly: "At this time, it seems to be the time for Lin Ruofeng to perform a sketch!"

PS: The author is also very entangled, if you don't write lines, you won't be able to read it!So after thinking about it, I still wrote the lines!

(End of this chapter)