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Chapter 143 The Divine Comedy "Washing, Cutting and Blowing" (Sixth more subscription required)

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Is the magic sound going to reappear?On the smooth floor again, does the friction rub?
The audience's eyes widened, and they were ready to wait for the music of "My Skate Shoes" to play again. Even Wang Hua had already listened intently. He had also heard the Divine Comedy, and the magic sound was really impressive Obsessed!

Just when everyone thought the magic sound of "My Skate Shoes" would reappear, the music sounded.

"baby
your mother keeps calling me old fashioned
I asked Mr. Wang from the village entrance to perm my head

She won't come and break us up again
mylady
"

"Pfft~!"

"Hahaha what song is this?"

"God! Did Lin Ruofeng come up with another divine comedy?"

"I can't do it anymore, I thought it was "My Skate Shoes". Did Lin Ruofeng play the Divine Comedy again?"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, this song is almost nothing.

On the stage, Wang Hua, who was already ready to rub against each other, stared like copper bells, and was stunned for a moment, dumbfounded for a moment.Nima, what the hell is this?Why is it different from what you imagined?
The music continues.

"Kill Matt Kill Matt
Wash cut blow wash cut blow blow blow
Kill Matt Kill Matt
Wash cut blow wash cut blow blow blow
Kill Matt Kill Matt
Wash cut blow wash cut blow blow blow
Kill Matt Kill Matt
Wash cut blow wash cut blow blow blow"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Looking at the dumbfounded Wang Hua on the stage, the audience laughed even more happily. They knew that Lin Ruofeng would not play cards according to common sense, and all the guests would have to be punished by him. This is a tragedy for Wang Hua!
"Come on, Beibi, let's do exercises together!" Panglong reacted quickly enough, and immediately began to step on his feet rhythmically, but the more he stepped, the more slippery he was, the more he slid down, and he bumped into the dazed Wang Hua. With a "bang", the two hit the wall hard.

The audience laughed.

"Come on, let's go together! Why are you standing there?" Pang Long got up and said. "Come on, follow the rhythm, the music is playing!"

"baby
your dad keeps saying i'm useless

I learned to wash, cut and blow with Master Wang.

He won't come to separate us again
mybaby
"

Listening to the music, Wang Hua was going crazy. What kind of song is this?Wash, cut and blow?What a perfect occasion!
But on this show, on this stage, Wang Hua couldn't help himself, and stepped up with Panglong.As a result, as soon as he lifted his foot, he fell to the ground with a "boom", and then slid to the bottom with a "chili", hitting the wall hard, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! Lin Ruofeng is too hurt!"

"This is a divine comedy of washing, cutting and blowing!"

"Didn't Wang Hua brag about being the first pruner? Lin Ruofeng directly composed a Divine Comedy for him!"

"Would you like it? It's really unexpected that after "My Skate Shoes", another Divine Comedy will be born!"

The audience was already overjoyed, laughing so hard that their chests were pressed against their backs. Wang Hua was treated so badly on stage!

After Wang Hua was thrown many times while dancing, Lin Ruofeng finally let him go and said, "At this time, Wen Yi came to the barber shop, she wants to get her hair done!"

Wen Yi is wearing a very sexy dress this time. She is wearing a short white skirt and a low-cut dress with suspenders. Looking at the deep ravine, countless men are fascinated by it.Coupled with her sexy and hot figure, she got warm applause from many male compatriots as soon as she came on stage!
It's a pity that just as soon as Wen Yi came on stage, she slipped and fell, and floated up in the crowd, even revealing the safety pants inside, which made many male audience's eyes straighten.Lin Ruofeng smiled, this is also an attraction, right?
Wen Yi got up and said, "Why is the floor so slippery here?"

Wang Hua was taken aback, turned around abruptly, and said, "No, the ground is not slippery!"

Boom!
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Hua fell to the ground.

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed.

Wen Yi smiled and said, "Didn't you say you don't slip? Why did he fall down?"

Panglong said: "That's why he prostrated himself under your pomegranate skirt!"

"Ho Ho Ho ~~!"

The male audience roared.

Panglong said: "Come here Wenyi, sit on it, Wang Hua!"

"Ah!" Wang Hua lied on the ground and replied feebly.

"What are you still doing lying on your stomach? Why don't you go get Wen Yi's hair done!" Pang Long urged, pulling Wen Yi up. "Come, sit!"

Wen Yi nodded, desperately trying to sit on it, but the floor was too slippery, no matter how hard she tried, her butt would fall down.

Seeing this, Panglong asked, "What's wrong? Are you not satisfied?"

Wen Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Satisfied!"

"If you are satisfied, sit on it!"

Wen Yi said bitterly: "I can't sit on it!"

Hahaha.
Looking at this scene, the audience couldn't think of leaving with joy, and even Wang Hua underneath laughed.

Panglong helped Wenyi sit on it, and then said to Wang Hua, "Why are you laughing? Hurry up and get Wenyi's hair done!"

"okay!"

Wang Hua worked hard to climb up.

Panglong said: "What are you doing here? Why don't you go down and get samples for Wenyi to choose!"

"what?"

Wang Hua, who finally came up, was about to collapse, and went down again.

Wen Yi held it and looked at it, and said, "Come on, I'm going to make this hair! Can it work?"

Wang Hua said proudly: "That's right, I cut all the women's hair as long as you see it on Malanpo Street!"

"That's fine, you can get it for me!" Wen Yi said with a smile.

"it is good!"

Wang Hua nodded and walked behind the chair.I took out the clip from the bag, and was about to pick up a lock of hair to clip, when the whole person started to slide down.Wang Huasheng was afraid of hurting Wenyi, so he quickly let go of his hand holding the hair, but it slipped further and further away.

Seeing this, Wen Yi said angrily: "Alas~~! What's the matter with you, a barber? Why did you get away with your hair? Do you hate me for being ugly?"

"No, I didn't sleep well last night!" Wang Hua quickly explained.

The audience has already burst into laughter, never seen such a funny.

After Wang Hua and Panglong clipped their hair together, they took Wenyi to the middle to perm her hair.

"Come on, let's perm our hair and sit here!" Pang Long said.

"Good good!"

Wen Yi sat down carefully, but the stool was slanted and slippery, and her buttocks slid down involuntarily. She struggled several times to no avail.

Panglong said: "Why are you so restless? You can't move around when you have your hair permed!"

Wen Yi said bitterly: "I don't want to either, the stools in your store are too slippery!"

"Don't slip! Don't slip! Just sit still!" Fat Dragon smiled.

At this time, the sound outside the venue sounded: "At this time, Lin Ruofeng and Yuan Gu came to the store to apply for employment!"

Hearing this, Wen Yi felt that she was about to be saved, and hurriedly said, "Someone is here, someone is here!"

Panglong said: "Not yet, you have to perm your hair before you can move!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing, Wen Yi could only desperately grab the corners of the stool to prevent herself from sliding down.

At this time, Lin Ruofeng brought Yuan Gu to the stage!
Looking at this scene, the audience cheered.

Lin Ruofeng is on stage!

From the last show, it can be seen that once Lin Ruofeng came on stage, these guests will not have a good life!It will definitely be treated badly!

(End of this chapter)