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Chapter 149 Touching the Audience (Please Subscribe)

In order to create the strongest variety show on Jiangnan Satellite TV, Lin Ruofeng also worked hard, thinking about the script for several days.

"Brother Tang, have you prepared those props last time?"

Coming to the program group, Lin Ruofeng asked Tang Qiang, the person in charge of the props group.

"Some of them have already been completed, and your newly built house is almost finished. The brothers are rushing to make props, and there will definitely be time for recording!" Tang Qiang said.

That day, after Lin Ruofeng came out of the conference room, he looked for himself and described a lot of inexplicable props, such as a bowl of different sizes and a broom-like brush.The same goes for other props, although they are all of the same type, but one is normal and the other is abnormal.What's even more strange is that the recording room required for the new session is also full of strange things and various mechanisms.

Thinking of this, Tang Qiang knew that Lin Ruofeng must have come up with some idea to trick those celebrities.Seeing Lin Ruofeng making such a big move this time, as a previous spectator, Tang Qiang silently prayed for the next guest.

"I hope that the next guests will be able to hold on under Director Lin's hands. May God bless you! Amen!" Tang Qiang looked at Lin Ruofeng's eager eyes, and stretched out his hand to draw a cross in front of him.

After Lin Ruofeng entered the venue, he asked other staff members to arrange the venue.

"Brother Xu, are the guests here?" Lin Ruofeng asked Xu Jinqiang after everything was arranged.

Xu Jinqiang nodded and said, "It's almost there. Thanks to you, we can invite Su Shu and Wu Changbin, the leading actors of Jiangnan Satellite TV's most popular TV series "My Youth Doesn't Regret"!"

Lin Ruofeng smiled, "Happy" has already become popular after two episodes, and it's not unthinkable that there are big guests wanting to be on the show.

08:30am.

Guests arrive.

"Welcome to the two of you!"

Lin Ruofeng hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.

"Hahaha, so it's Director Lin, please come out to meet him yourself." Wu Changbin smiled when he saw Lin Ruofeng. "I've been watching your show at home all day. It's so funny. I didn't expect to choose us for this episode. It's an honor!"

Lin Ruofeng smiled and said, "It's an honor for me to be able to come, Teacher Wu!"

Wu Changbin laughed, and then said proudly: "Haha, I heard that your program team is very good at tricking people, and today I am here to challenge!"

Hearing this, Lin Ruofeng nodded.The staff next to him almost suffered from internal injuries, recording a program under Lin Ruofeng, are you sure you can challenge it?Which issue's guests were not treated with all kinds of meat and vegetables?
Su Shu said with a smile: "Director Lin, I heard that your program is to kill people without paying for their lives, so you won't be cruel to beauties, right? Old Wu himself said the challenge! Don't count it on Inside!"

Obviously, this beautiful star is scared. Obviously, she must have done her homework before coming, knowing that "Happy" is a show that treats guests ruthlessly.

"How can it be! Isn't it a crime to attack a beautiful woman?" Lin Ruofeng smiled. "The recording of the show is about to start, the two of you should go backstage to put on makeup, and get familiar with the script by the way!"

"Okay!" Wu Changbin was eager to try.

While the two were touching up their makeup, Lin Ruofeng explained to them. "Because it was a tentative revision before, and now the old links have been cancelled, and the new version of "Happy" has changed a lot, so I'm here to tell you about it first, so that you have a mental preparation!"

"The first link is called "Laughing and Slippery". Needless to say, many people know about it!" Lin Ruofeng smiled. "The second link has changed a lot. The previous "Happy Joker" has become "Laughing Joke House". This link is mainly to perform some funny jokes. The book has been written. When the time comes, I will invite Wu The teacher checks the script with me and contacts in advance!"

Wu Changbin replied: "Okay, no problem!"

Lin Ruofeng continued: "The third link is "Laughing Dark Room". I won't say much about that. The last one is called "Laughing Mirror Room". I will explain it to you temporarily. It is very simple and easy! "

After finishing speaking, he gave the two guests a look of "you understand".

The first part of "Laughing and Slippery" tells the story of Wu Changbin as a waiter in a bar, Su Shu as a singer, and Lin Ruofeng and Serena as provocative and expelled.Slippery, as usual, staged a hilarious segment, with constant laughter.

"Okay, all units pay attention, the recording of the second part of "Laughter Conference Room" will start immediately, counting down to five: five, four, three, two, one!" Director Xu Jinqiang, because Lin Ruofeng participated in the second part.

Amidst the warm applause, Lin Ruofeng took a chair and sat in the center of the stage, one thigh was shaking all the time, with a cute expression.

With a "creak", Wu Changbin opened the door and came in from the back, wearing a white vest, a pair of black pants, holding a basin in his hand, dressed like a migrant worker.

At this moment, Wu Changbin looked around and saw Lin Ruofeng sitting there, he hurried forward and knocked on the side of Lin Ruofeng.

Lin Ruofeng slowly turned his head to look at Wu Changbin, who showed a smiling face, waved his hand, and said hello. "Uh~ Well, big brother, let's clean the car!"

Hearing this, Lin Ruofeng rolled his eyes and turned his head arrogantly, not bothering to say a word.

"Brother Er? Brother!" Wu Changbin persevered. "If you don't speak, I'll take it as your agreement!"

Seeing that Lin Ruofeng was still silent, Wu Changbin was overjoyed. "Okay, okay, okay."

Immediately, Wu Changbin put down the basin, took a rag and began to wipe the car, while Lin Ruofeng looked at Wu Changbin in a daze.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Seeing this, the audience in the audience burst into laughter instantly. They were stunned to meet such a car cleaner all of a sudden.

At this time, Wu Changbin had finished cleaning the car, bent down and stretched out his hand to gesture, and said to Lin Ruofeng who was inside the car: "Brother, alas~ Brother, five yuan! Give me five yuan!"

Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng ignored it.

"Ah~ah~ brother, what are you doing, brother, why don't you give me money?"

Wu Changbin started to back up, seeing Lin Ruofeng driving the car, he chased after him with all his might.

Wu Changbin is also worthy of being a big star actor. A movement of running in place was subtly performed by him, and he shouted at Lin Ruofeng: "Brother, why don't you give it? Brother! Five yuan! Five yuan!"

However, Lin Ruofeng still ignored him. Finally, Wu Changbin ran forward and stood in front of the car. Unexpectedly, Lin Ruofeng's car hit him directly.
But Lin Ruofeng didn't care about it, and left without giving the money, Wu Changbin could only run further and further behind, and finally cursed angrily: "Oh, grandson! You must die, you must die!" come out.

Lin Ruofeng hissed, turned around, and looked behind him with a strange expression. "Is this man sick?"

"Pfft~!"

The audience laughed.

Lin Ruofeng drove the car to the gas station and shouted, "Hey! Is there anyone? Is there anyone?"

"Hey! Here we come!" Wu Changbin ran out. "93 or 97?"

"Five hundred of 97!" Lin Ruofeng shouted.

"Okay!" Wu Changbin began to cheer, and after everything was done, he bent forward and stretched out five fingers. "Brother, five hundred!"

Lin Ruofeng turned his head.

Wu Changbin went around to the other side of the car. "five hundred!"

Lin Ruofeng sneered, drove away without giving money again.

Wu Changbin once again showed his acting skills, running in place and chasing the car. "Five hundred! Grandson! Five hundred! You must die! You must wait!"

Lin Ruofeng squeezed him with the car, he went around to the other side, Lin Ruofeng continued to squeeze him, he circled back, and was still thrown off by Lin Ruofeng, leaving the stage.

In the next second, Wu Changbin came back again, with his hands raised straight, he stepped over, as if he was riding a motorcycle, and caught up with Lin Ruofeng. "five hundred!"

Lin Ruofeng had a great time playing, but unfortunately Wu Changbin was exhausted from playing left and right, and finally leaned against the wall to rest helplessly. "Oh my god, I'm exhausted!"

"Hahaha"

There was nothing on the stage, and the audience couldn't help laughing as they watched the two people perform driving on the stage like crazy.

At this time, the door opened, and a contractor came out and said to Wu Changbin, "Old Wu, do you count as one of the jobs on the construction site? Three days and one hundred!"

Hearing this, Wu Changbin hurriedly said: "Forget it! Do the math!"

"Then I wrote it down?" said the contractor.

"En!" Wu Changbin nodded, then pointed at Lin Ruofeng, and said to the contractor. "That, this is my son, son, say hello to uncle!"

Lin Ruofeng turned around and shouted with a cute face, "Hello, Uncle!"

"Yo, your son? He's so big!" the contractor said in surprise. "My God! Then you remember to come!"

"Okay, I'll change clothes and come!" Wu Changbin hurriedly went to change clothes.

Leaving Lin Ruofeng sitting at home sullenly, he couldn't help shouting: "Dad! Dad!"

"Here we come!" Wu Changbin ran up, holding a bottle of water and a pack of instant noodles.

"Father, you're not at home to drive with me?" Lin Ruofeng pouted.

"Well, Dad is going to work!" Wu Changbin had no choice but to explain, and handed over the water and instant noodles to Lin Ruofeng. "Come on, water, Dad may come back later, this, remember to eat when you are hungry!"

"Wow~~"

Lin Ruofeng opened his curled mouth and burst into tears.

Wu Changbin was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to hug Lin Ruofeng's head and hold him in his arms. "Don't cry, don't cry! Don't cry son, be obedient, stay safe at home, dad will be back soon!"

Lin Ruofeng said obediently: "Dad, I won't cry, I will miss you!"

Seeing this, Wu Changbin nodded, then sighed, and walked quickly to the door.Hearing the sound of his son sobbing behind him, he couldn't help but turned his head, struggled fiercely in his heart, and opened the door to leave.

Poor parents in the world!

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Lin Ruofeng couldn't bear it any longer, and chased him out calling "Dad".

"Clap clap clap!"

There was thunderous applause, and it was only at the end that all the audience suddenly realized that this was not two crazy people getting crazy on a stage where there was nothing.This is a story of a father who loves like a mountain. The son is mentally retarded. The father plays and drives with his son.

At the last moment, many audience members couldn't stop their tears from streaming down their eyes.Their eyes were red from crying, and many female audience members covered their faces with their hands and began to wipe away their tears.

Even Su Shu in the background applauded, but tears rolled in her eyes.

ps: Big Love "We All Love to Laugh", and "Father's Love Like a Mountain" that moved me the most in Big Love, I don't know if the author feels like writing it.Funny and moving, this is the real variety show!
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