reborn perfect male god

Chapter 586 This Is Really My Personal Variety Show
The performance of the hip-hop brothers won rounds of applause.

"Thank you Hip Hop Brothers!"

Lin Ruofeng came out and continued to host. "As for the next contestants, I believe that as long as you say four words, you will know who they are. Yes, they are the shopkeepers and shop assistants of "Wulin Internal Biography"!"

clap clap clap!
The audience applauded. They are no strangers to Wulin Baopu. Although there is only one work, this work is a classic.

And now, they actually came to perform.

After Lin Ruofeng finished speaking, the red curtain slowly opened, and the layout was still the same as the inn in "Wulin Internal Biography".

And the Wulin Baggage Shop also played its true colors. In the inn, funny scenes were staged one after another, which made the audience laugh out loud.

Lin Ruofeng smiled and said, "How is it? Lin Ruofeng's personal variety show is very exciting, right?"

"Wow~!"

The audience immediately booed, how could this be your variety show?Are they all performed by others?You are so thick-skinned, what are other actors doing?

Lin Ruofeng said: "Okay, I know you don't believe me, the main reason is that I'm exhausted, so I can only invite someone to perform again, don't worry, my cross talk will come out later."

After speaking, the audience booed again.

The Jingbei Folk Art Troupe is the most powerful and famous team among all the comedy teams participating in the show. They have dominated the world in Jingbei for decades, and their background is absolutely unshakable.

Therefore, from the moment they came on stage, the audience laughed without interruption.

Xiao Jingbei, Song Xiaobao and others performed idol dramas, which made people laugh and cry.In the end, Song Xiaobao activated his superpowers. With a snap of his fingers, he could knock people down on the ground.

Just after killing the people around him, Song Xiaobao suddenly made a movement, facing another small stage ten meters away, raised his right hand high, made a movement of counting money, and then let out a "babbling" sound.

As for Lin Ruofeng who was sitting on the side, his eyes widened suddenly, he grabbed his neck with both hands, then opened his mouth wide, and struggled to stand up from the seat, as if being lifted by Song Xiaobao's neck.

At this time, Song Xiaobao shouted at the top of his voice: "Lin Ruofeng, I'm pulling your beard!"

"Pfft!"

Hearing this sentence, the audience burst into laughter immediately.

Nima!

This is really funny, is there such a special function?What were you doing rehearsing before?Do you want to have a speech on the spot?Do you want to be so funny?

Lin Ruofeng, who was pinching his own neck, was taken aback for a moment, and muttered: "So it's the beard, you didn't say it earlier!"

After saying that, Lin Ruofeng pinched his chin, grinning with pain on his face.

The audience laughed like crazy!
Lin Ruofeng's acting skills are too exaggerated, what's more, Lin Ruofeng, do you have a beard?
After the performance of the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe, the entire audience stood up and applauded them.

In the ensuing chat, Song Xiaobao used his cordial ability again, interacted with the audience several times, and instantly won a lot of votes for the team.

After seeing off the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe, Lin Ruofeng said proudly, "How is it? I told you that this is my personal variety show, do you believe me now?"

"Wow~!"

The audience still booed out of shame.

Personal variety show?

How long have you been performing?

Is it less than 1 minute?

If this is also called a personal variety show, then wouldn't all of the [-] audience sitting here be a variety show?

Lin Ruofeng said nonchalantly: "Well, after my hard-working performance just now, I feel exhausted, so I have to rest, so I can only find someone to come up and help me perform a sketch or something, although they are all women Yes, but I just want to say, such a team, give me ten!"

The audience burst into laughter, instantly knowing who Lin Ruofeng was talking about. Isn't Baoling's team all women?

"Bao Ling!"

"It must be them!"

"Hahaha, I can finally see them!"

"Let me just say, why is it impossible to invite them to this kind of program?"

The audience in the audience laughed and said, sure enough, as soon as the opening cloth was pulled, Tang Baoer was dressed in an OL outfit, with exquisite makeup, sexy long hair, black-rimmed glasses, black stockings, and high-heeled shoes, sitting in the office calmly.

In this way, many men are feasting their eyes. This is simply a perfect goddess!

This team is best at visually shocking the audience.The sketch is called "My Kampf".

The plot is like this, Tang Baoer is the chief designer of the jewelry company.

Jia Ling is a college student who came to apply for the job. She relied on her own hard work to break through many obstacles, and finally won everyone's approval and proved herself.

Jia Ling took the necklace she designed and handed it to Tang Baoer. Tang Baoer took out the necklace she designed and told Jia Ling what a boutique is.

The two women were not convinced by each other, and each wore their own necklaces. Colleagues also talked a lot, and they were divided into two factions.

Tang Baoer stopped the others from talking, pointed in Lin Ruofeng's direction, smiled charmingly at the audience, and asked, "Shouldn't men judge whether a woman is beautiful or not?"

"Yes!" The audience laughed and booed, echoing in unison.

Lin Ruofeng pointed at himself, with a face full of surprise, he asked awkwardly amidst the laughter: "It's me again?"

The audience laughed, and someone booed and yelled, "Go ahead!"

"That's right, such a good thing! Hurry up and choose the one you like!"

"Sister Jia Ling is your true love!"

"It must be Jia Ling!"

"Can you hug me?"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter!
Tang Bao'er smiled sweetly, and proudly blew a kiss to Lin Ruofeng, then hooked her fingers, and Lin Ruofeng walked onto the stage involuntarily.

"Wow~!"

The audience booed again, Tang Baoer came up to her on catwalks, deliberately stretched out her hand to play with Lin Ruofeng's bow tie, then circled around him, puffed up her chest, showed off the necklace on her neck, and asked, "Do you like me?"

Lin Ruofeng quickly closed her eyes, raised her hand as if a monk was chanting sutras, and said with a wry smile: "Looks are emptiness, and looks are emptiness...Female benefactor, please let the poor monk go west..."

The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted arrogantly, turned her head and left.

I saw that Jia Ling also wanted to learn to walk on a catwalk. She walked like a Garfield cat. Amidst the laughter of the audience, Lin Ruofeng took two steps back in fright: "What do you want to do?"

Jia Ling grabbed Lin Ruofeng's arm and embraced him forcefully, holding the necklace on her chest with the other hand, and smiled charmingly: "Am I beautiful?"

Lin Ruofeng turned around: "Staff, bring a basin, I want to vomit... Alas, don't pinch me, don't pinch me"

The audience was laughing like crazy, Jia Ling returned triumphantly, and after getting Lin Ruofeng's approval, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!

The performance of Baoling's team ended, and all the performers stood in a row to thank the audience.

Lin Ruofeng applauded: "Thanks to Baoling's team for their wonderful performance. You helped me choose a 10-minute show. I am very grateful."

Tang Baoer pursed her lips and said with a smile, "As long as we don't steal your limelight."

Lin Ruofeng said: "Of course not. Let me ask, most of Baoling's members are girls, right?"

Tang Bao'er said: "Actually, there are also two men, one is the driver and the other is the porter. The two of them occasionally play supporting roles."

Lin Ruofeng asked again: "Are you still recruiting men?"

Jia Ling laughed loudly, patted Lin Ruofeng's arm and said, "You must be as handsome as you!"

"Hoohoo!"

"The goddess has expressed it!"

"No response yet?"

"Pfft, don't forget that he has a family!"

"Hahaha, forgot!"

"Lin Ruofeng, you're still flirting with girls, you'll definitely kneel on the washboard when you get back!"

The audience booed again and had a great time!
(End of this chapter)