reborn perfect male god

Chapter 589 Lin Ruofeng Talks About Crosstalk
"Oh my god, this is so funny."

"Yeah, that's really good."

"I never thought that Lin Ruofeng could actually talk about cross talk."

"I'm convinced, Lin Ruofeng can do anything with her courage."

"Knowledge is not counted, and it is very good. Let's just talk about cross talk, which is not something ordinary people can say."

The audience burst into laughter, the audience really did not expect that Lin Ruofeng's cross talk was so good.

Before they heard Lin Ruofeng say that he was going to talk about stand-up comedy, they thought it was a joke, but they didn't expect that now Lin Ruofeng is coming for real.

Knowing how to speak, and speaking so well, the audience admired Lin Ruofeng even more.

at this time.

Lin Ruofeng said with a still expressionless face: "Go home, you won't be able to get on the bus. Walk home with a table, and the rate of return is [-]%. I don't know what kind of army I am. We have a neighbor who is a carpenter. Saw it off. My dad was reluctant because the school kept the deposit. My dad said that it would be good to wear a desk, and it would be convenient for homework. The head was stuffed in it and the homework could not be seen. After three days of jacking, the person lost a lot of weight and finally pulled it out. gone."

clap clap clap!
Hahaha!
Applause and laughter sounded at the same time.

Lin Ruofeng continued: "At that time, our family raised a chicken, which was run over by a car. The driver wanted to lose money, so he asked me: "My child, does this chicken belong to your family?" I said: "Look at the chicken feather statue, It's just that our chicken is not so flat. ""

puff!
Hearing this, the audience burst out laughing.

Silly boy!
People lose money, you still come to look at the chicken feather statue, it is purely lack of heart!
lounge.

"Hey, Director Lin's cross talk is really good."

"Yeah, unexpected!"

"What do you think our five teams are called?"

"That's right, if I had known that Director Lin was also performing, I wouldn't have come."

"Too lame."

Song Xiaobao, Xiao Jingbei, Jia Ling and the others all sighed, but Lin Ruofeng's cross talk was wonderful, and they promised that it was absolutely original, because they had never heard of it before.

In doing so, it came as a shock to them.

It turns out that Lin Ruofeng can still create cross talk, which is simply terrifying.

On the stage.

Lin Ruofeng continued: "My aunt sometimes helps me with my homework and tells me about Sun Wukong's three strikes against the bone spirit, disheveled hair, green face and fangs. I don't listen, and looks out of the window. My aunt is really anxious: "Lin Ruofeng, look at me instead Look at me, don't look at me, do you know what the bone spirit looks like?""

Hahaha.
Everyone laughed, what does your aunt look like?
But Lin Ruofeng didn't care, and said: "I didn't listen in class, the teacher was talking at the top, and I muttered at the bottom. Our teacher punished me: "Lin Ruofeng, repeat what you just said aloud twenty times!" Don't dare not say it. Go Stop there: "There are leeks between the teacher's teeth, there are leeks between the teacher's teeth, there are leeks between the teacher's teeth..." The teacher said: "OK, okay, remember it in the future: If you want to talk in class, you must raise your hand." hand. "The teacher gave another 10-minute class. It's time to answer the students' questions. Everyone raised their hands, and I raised my hands too. Teacher, I still remember the incident just now. The last one called me: "Lin Ruofeng, what do you want to ask?" Ah?" "It's too late, I solved it on the spot. ""

"Hahaha!"

"No!"

"I'm so happy."

"What Lin Ruofeng said is really funny."

"This is Lin Ruofeng's stand-up comedy, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing."

"Do you still have a stomachache? I feel like after listening to it, I can laugh out my eight-pack abs."

The audience was overjoyed, Lin Ruofeng almost said a few words, making the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't stop.

Especially with Lin Ruofeng's expressionless but aggrieved face, all the words can't help but make people laugh.

On the stage, Lin Ruofeng also said: "The worst thing I have learned is Chinese, and I can't even make sentences. The teacher asked me to use the word "Lu Lieru" to make sentences. The sentence I made was: "At six o'clock in the evening, my father Lu Continued to go home. "The teacher wrote a comment in the back: "Is your house in chaos? Dads don't go back together? Are you going back one after another? How many times does your mother have to heat up?""

Jia Ling smiled and said, "Hey, I can't do it anymore, I'm laughing to death."

Song Xiaobao said: "I didn't expect Director Lin to be so strong?"

The hip-hop brothers said: "This is a sentence, I accept it."

Lin Ruofeng said: "Writing is even worse. In the second grade of elementary school, the teacher asked me to write "My So-and-so", what about me? I flattered and wrote "My Teacher"."

Speaking of this, all the audience stretched their necks and widened their eyes, wanting to hear what Lin Ruofeng would say next.

Sure enough, Lin Ruofeng did not disappoint them, and said: "At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I came to the door of the teacher's house, "I don't know why this child is going to the teacher's house in the middle of the night, and I don't know what to do. "Looking at the candlelight still flickering in the window of the teacher's house, "Our teacher is a model for saving electricity. "The teacher corrected our homework overnight. "In fact, this homework in elementary school was corrected in half an hour. Our teacher was slow and had to correct it at night. "Looking at the white hair on the teacher's sideburns, my eyes are moist." Our teacher was only 21 that year, with less gray hair. "The teacher endured the pain and corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes in relief, and left us forever. 'The spring silkworms will die when the silkworms die, and the wax torch will turn into ashes and tears will dry.'"

"Hahaha"

"The ass was slapped on the horse's leg."

"My God, do you want to be so funny?"

"You still close your eyes in relief, you have written the teacher to death."

"Ouch!"

"It's over, I can't stop."

The audience laughed silly.

On the stage, Lin Ruofeng continued to speak: "When we were young, our knowledge was limited, and the teacher could only give us the composition topic "My So-and-so", or "A Good Thing". It would be troublesome to write this question. Now, 80.00% of the students in the class have to see the old lady crossing the road. Now the old lady will cross the road by herself. If there is a brave one, the faster the car drives, the more she will go forward, right?"

"Yes!"

the audience yelled.

These days, there are countless old ladies who touch porcelain!

Lin Ruofeng nodded, and said: "At that time, we often organized spring outings, and we had to write "Spring Outing Experience" every time. The whole class used a set of words: "We came to the park with high spirits. What I saw was a rockery. The flowers on the mountain were as red as fire, as pink as clouds, and as white as snow. Some students played hide-and-seek, and some had snacks. Everyone had a good day and left reluctantly.The students said: "I will come to the park next spring." '"All this set of words."

Lin Ruofeng continued: "One spring outing, the school organized grave-sweeping and asked us to write essays, and we used this set of phrases: "We came to the cemetery with great joy.The first thing that catches the eye is the head of the grave. The flowers on the wreath are as red as fire, as pink as clouds, and as white as snow. Some students play hide-and-seek. "Some had snacks," and ate the tribute. "Everyone had a pleasant day and left reluctantly. The students all said: 'I will come here again next spring.' '"Isn't this enough to fill you up?"

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"very funny."

"Hey, Mr. Lin's cross talk is right, what should I do if I can't hear it in the future?"

"awesome!"

"Teacher Lin, that's great!"

The moment Lin Ruofeng bowed, all the audience stood up, applauding and cheering continuously.

Who didn't expect that.

Lin Ruofeng can speak cross talk!
No one can guess.

Lin Ruofeng's cross talk is so good.

very happy!
very funny!
Compared with the praise of merits and virtues performed on other TVs, the cross talk of greatness is much better!
Even the leaders of Liao Province Satellite TV who had never been optimistic about "Happy Comedian" had no choice but to praise Lin Ruofeng's ability at this time. When others talk about cross talk, it means that the audience is drowsy, but Lin Ruofeng, you are so sleepy both are not!
(End of this chapter)