reborn perfect male god

Chapter 605 Can't You Get Up?
Seeing the movements of these people, Lin Ruofeng couldn't laugh or cry, coughed lightly: "We agreed in advance, I won't be on stage today!"

Wang Ning suddenly asked, "You really won't be on stage?"

Lin Ruofeng nodded: "I really don't want to go on stage, even if I'm killed."

Duan De asked: "Are you sure?"

Lin Ruofeng nodded: "I'm sure, sure, and definitely, I won't be on stage."

Allen smiled: "Then don't regret it!"

Before Lin Ruofeng could react, Ai Lun turned over his folding fan with the word "Cai" written on it, and there were three large characters written on it: "Don't come!"

Hahahaha...

The audience applauded, and the butler laughed loudly: "You won't come! Okay, okay, you have lost another competitor! Three gentlemen, please sit down. Audience friends, folks, and Miss Wenfu, please come on stage!"

A burst of ancient melodies sounded, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume stepped out. Lin Ruofeng had good eyesight, and almost jumped up in shock: "Tang Baoer!"

The camera was already on him, and the audience also saw this scene. They all laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe. This Lin Ruofeng is too funny. He was so clever that he was mistaken by his cleverness. He couldn't be beaten to death Yes, who knew Miss Wenfu was actually Tang Baoer!
Tang Bao'er held back her smile, trying to maintain her gentle and dignified image, like a model on a catwalk, walked from the backstage to the front, walked around in front of the three great talents, walked back slowly, turned around, and hooked Lin Ruofeng Hook your fingers and make a very ecstasy and attractive movement.

Lin Ruofeng stood up, completely unaware of what the hell was going on, he wanted to ask, but was too embarrassed to ask, everyone saw his tangled movements.

call~~~~~
The audience laughed, booed and booed Lin Ruofeng, and shouted in unison: "I really don't want to be on stage!"

The three great talents also stood up, rolled up their sleeves, and walked over like Xiao Liumang, pointing with their fans: "What's the matter? Want to go on stage? Talking doesn't count, does it?"

"Who said that I'm sure I won't be on stage?"

"When you see a beautiful woman, you reveal your true nature, don't you?"

"I won't come!"

Lin Ruofeng had no choice but to raise his hands, bowed down to apologize to the three of them, then returned to his seat, and made a movement of zipping his mouth: "Don't come, don't say anything..."

The audience applauded, and the audience praised Lin Ruofeng's wit, and continued to watch these three funny things.

Ms. Wen Jia really moved the hearts of every talented person. The three of them just returned to the original place, and after politely dragging out a paragraph of literary talent, they quickly wrestled. Demeanor, amused the audience.

Lin Ruofeng also couldn't stop laughing. When he saw Tang Baoer sitting on a chair, and another chair was symmetrically placed next to it, he immediately understood that there must be another lady with a very contrasting image debut.

Sure enough, Miss Wen Fu came onto the stage carrying two maces. Lin Ruofeng recognized her. She was an actress brought by Duan De from the Changbai Mountain Repertory Troupe. Her stage name was Yadan.

She often plays female clowns. Although she is not big or thick, she is still quite scary after makeup. She also works hard for art.

The rules are simple, the two young ladies invite relatives together, but the eldest must marry first, and then choose one of the remaining two sons to marry the second young lady, that is, Tang Baoer.

Ya Dan, a worried young lady, held two maces and asked the three brothers one by one. The three of them went from scrambling to answer, and became more stupid than anyone else, better at talking nonsense than anyone else, and better able to hide than anyone else.

Because no one wants to marry the eldest lady, they all wait for a certain strong man to be chosen by the eldest lady, and the rest will fight for the second lady. The three of them made a lot of jokes.

The audience watched halfway and realized something was wrong, so Tang Baoer came out and swayed around, without even saying a single line, she was completely a vase!

Sure enough, when the eldest lady was about to lose control of her emotions, the three great talents pointed their finger at Tang Bao'er.

Wang Ning pushed the girl away: "Miss, let's put your matter aside for now, okay? Your questions are too difficult, we can't answer them all, can you ask the second lady to ask a simple question? "

Duan De waved at the girl in disgust, and drove her away: "That is, one plus one is equal to a world-class mathematical problem. I dare say that there are 500 people in the audience, and no one can answer it!"

Allen pointed to the two maces in the girl's hand, and said with a sneer: "Miss, I just want to praise this, your massage tools are good."

The audience roared with laughter, the hip-hop brothers are so dirty!
Of course, the ending was that neither of the two girls got married, and the girl shouted loudly, "I haven't finished the election for this issue, and I will continue to choose the next issue", and the curtain fell.

The first show at the beginning was so lively and festive, and the audience cheered with satisfaction. The signboard of "Happy Comedian" is not just bragging, it can really bring people full of joy!

Standing on the crescent stage, Lin Ruofeng watched the Hip Hop Brothers actors line up and was about to speak.

Suddenly the audience booed again: "Here comes the son!"

"one comes!"

"one comes!"

The audience roared with laughter, and everyone was staring at it. It all depends on how Lin Ruofeng answered this question!
The audience in the audience booed, Lin Ruofeng knew what he was going to do, he didn't hesitate at all, imitating Wang Ning's performance just now, slapped his forehead, and muttered with a sad face: "One plus one equals how many should be a math problem. I study literature." , I don’t know anything about mathematics, so Miss, why don’t you let this question…”

The girl quickly took the words, and threw herself forward: "It doesn't matter if you answered right or wrong, I'm willing to marry you!"

Lin Ruofeng backed away in fright, the audience laughed, and Wang Ning stopped Lin Ruofeng for fear that he would fall off the stage.

After laughing, Lin Ruofeng started to help solicit votes. He lifted Wang Ning's pink milk bottle suit, saw the bare legs under the shorts, and sighed: "Look at Wang Ning's outfit, good guy, you really worked hard!" !Ask what love is in the world, with a coat on the upper body and thongs underneath..."

The audience laughed, and Wang Ning couldn't stop laughing. For the effect of the show, he was indeed performing in shorts and a pink coat. He didn't expect Lin Ruofeng to say such a thing.

Then introduce Yadan, one of the few actresses in the hip-hop brothers.

It is said that in order to make the ugly appearance of the eldest lady on the stage more dazzling, this girl painted the same makeup as the female version of Li Kui.

Moreover, her mouth was already big, and she was scarier than Lu Zhishen when she put on lipstick. No wonder none of the four great talents wanted her.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Miss, you have worked hard. The same parents gave birth to two completely different people. Are you sure that you and Miss Er are siblings? Miss Er, come here, and give the audience a blessing!"

oh oh oh~~
Tang Bao'er really stood up, timidly facing the camera and blessed her. The appearance of the little girl when she got up was fascinating.

The posture is really charming, even Lin Ruofeng sighed, she deserves to be a goddess, not to mention the male audience booing in the audience.

Hip-hop brothers invite Tang Baoer to play
The second group, the Xiaojingbei team, had a great time this time, making a blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean movie, which also won applause from everyone.

Lin Ruofeng followed suit and sighed inwardly: "Xiao Jingbei has been famous for too long. The high popularity is one aspect, the most important thing is that he has rich performance experience, and the creative ability of the team is extremely powerful. In addition, another big name Erjin Dabao, this team will surely enter the final and become a strong contender for the championship!"

Lin Ruofeng is not worried about the super strength of the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe, because the title of sweeping the Jingbei comedy circle is not just blown out.

But for the third group, Chen Jinci, and the fourth group, Lin Ruofeng was actually very conflicted.

Chen Jinci may have strength, but the twelfth round of the competition, this is a marathon, a rally, can you alone beat the wisdom of a large group?

It has to be said that Chen Jinci can persevere, and it is difficult to continue to compete with other teams with good works.

(End of this chapter)