reborn perfect male god

Chapter 608 Am I Proud?Are you proud?

"Shut up!"

Seeing Lin Ruofeng's complacency, the audience booed again.For them, if Lin Ruofeng didn't boo when he performed on stage, then he wasn't a good audience for the cross talk.

Lin Ruofeng completely ignored the audience's booing, and kept yelling: "How is it? I learned how to talk and sing! I can do cross talk, what about those who say I can't do cross talk?"

The audience laughed, this Lin Ruofeng really couldn't tolerate others hurting him.

Gu Jianlin couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly grabbed Lin Ruofeng and asked, "Are you good at talking and singing?"

Lin Ruofeng said: "Hehe, you know what to call? Let me tell you, I only learned one thing!"

Gu Jianlin raised his forehead: "Oh, look at your complacency, you only learned one thing, what's there to be proud of?"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed. You only learned one of the four things. How proud are you?
Lin Ruofeng raised his chin and said, "What's wrong? I only learned one thing, am I proud? Are you proud?"

"puff!"

The audience couldn't help laughing.

Do you look like you are not proud, not proud?You are so proud that you are about to fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

Gu Jianlin quickly grabbed Lin Ruofeng and asked, "What did you learn?"

Lin Ruofeng said: "Learn! That is to say, learn to learn from singing!"

Gu Jianlin said: "That's not easy."

Lin Ruofeng showed a complacent look again, raised his chin high, and said, "So, am I proud? Am I proud?"

Gu Jianlin pushed Lin Ruofeng: "Fuck you, you're still proud?"

Hahaha!
The audience has been driven crazy by Lin Ruofeng!
Gu Jianlin said: "Just say, learn, what have you learned?"

Lin Ruofeng stared, and said, "Don't you know?"

Gu Jianlin was stunned: "What do I know?"

Lin Ruofeng's eyes widened suddenly, with a stunned expression, Gu Jianlin and the audience were stunned, what's wrong?
Before they could react, Lin Ruofeng said: "My God, he doesn't know!"

Gu Jianlin said: "Fuck you, if you don't tell me, how can I know?"

The audience laughed like crazy!
That's right!If you don't tell me, who knows, you made such an expression, you thought something happened!
Gu Jianlin said: "Tell me quickly, what have you learned?"

Lin Ruofeng said: "Dialects from all over the world!"

Gu Jianlin nodded: "Oh? Are you still learning to speak out?"

Lin Ruofeng said arrogantly: "That's not true!"

Gu Jianlin said: "Come on, come on, why don't everyone test you to see how you are doing?"

Lin Ruofeng waved his hand and said to the audience, "No problem! Please give me the name of the place, and I will immediately greet you in the local dialect without any ambiguity!"

The audience in the audience was overjoyed, shouting one by one.

This is Lin Ruofeng's real ability. He majored in literature at university, especially because he loves dialects and has devoted himself to studying them.

Therefore, he has a little knowledge of the dialects of major cities across the country, and the audience can't help him, and he will come when he just opens his mouth.

"Indonesia!"

An audience shouted, and Lin Ruofeng's smile froze.

Is this a place name?
Ah yes, yes, but he can't answer, he can't speak the Zimbabwean dialect!

The others laughed and booed: "Pakistan!"

"Congo!"

"Ethiopia!"

Lin Ruofeng hurriedly stopped them: "It's the first time I heard that China's territory has extended to Africa! You can only ask the domestic dialect, nothing like Congo and Libya..."

"Netherlands!"

Another buddy shouted.

Lin Ruofeng pointed in that buddy's direction: "Brother, go out, even in Europe!"

The audience roared with laughter, Gu Jianlin hurriedly pulled Lin Ruofeng back: "Why are you chasing away the audience? They talk about Henan, can you speak Henan dialect?"

Lin Ruofeng was reminded, laughed awkwardly, and ate his hands: "Oh, I was wrong, that big brother, come back!"

This string of Henan dialect made everyone laugh again, and the male audience was not annoyed, knowing that Lin Ruofeng was joking, he took the lead in applauding his Henan dialect.

Gu Jianlin said: "Hey, what you said in Henan is still the same thing?"

Lin Ruofeng said: "Of course! In order to learn the essence of Yuyu language well, I trained urgently for two days, and on the last day I flew to Henan to experience the atmosphere of Yuyu language firsthand."

Lin Ruofeng continued to talk: "I went to one of the busiest movie theaters, bought a ticket to enter, good guy, the whole movie theater is full of dialect movies, the first hall is showing small domestic movies, and the second hall is showing Hollywood blockbusters are all in Yu language, they are very good-looking, and the folks are very happy to watch them..."

Gu Jianlin quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, Hollywood blockbusters are also in Yu language?"

Lin Ruofeng nodded: "Yes!"

Gu Jianlin didn't believe it: "Hollywood blockbuster, made by a group of foreigners, speak Henan dialect?"

Lin Ruofeng nodded: "Yeah! All the imported blockbusters have been translated into Yu language, without exception, they are very nice!"

Gu Jianlin scratched his head: "Hollywood blockbusters, can any film be translated? Then let me ask you, the American blockbuster "Commando 2" is also dubbed in Yu language?"

Lin Ruofeng nodded, imitating the movements: "Of course! Stallone holds a gun and kills you son of a bitch~~~"

puff!
The audience roared with laughter, applause and cheers continued, and the audience erupted into the first wave of high tide.

Lin Ruofeng's version of Stallone, who speaks Henan dialect, is really an eyesore!

Lin Ruofeng continued, giving a thumbs up and boasting: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, tough guy, right? Oh mother, it hurts so much~~"

Say hello...  

The audience, who hadn't shut up their mouths from laughing, almost burst into tears.

Lin Ruofeng, if you cry for pain, call for pain, but you are still touching yourself like a bitch, is this a tough guy?

Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Can you learn something good?

Gu Jianlin also burst out laughing: "Okay, your Yuyu language has changed a tough guy into a soft one!"

destroyed!

A good movie was instantly ruined by Lin Ruofeng!
The audience's facial muscles ached from laughing. If anyone sees a movie starring Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the future, or mentions the word commando, the first thing that comes to mind is probably It was Lin Ruofeng holding a gun and shouting loudly, "Kill you son of a bitch~"!
Everyone in the lounge was also laughing. Although there are mostly actors from the Northeast, there are also many actors from the Central Plains, and some of them can speak a few words of Henan dialect.

No one thought that a Henan dialect could be so funny, and Xiao Jingbei praised it unceasingly: "Cross talk talk, learning to laugh and sing four lessons, I didn't know that this 'learning' included dialects from all over the world, it seems that cross talk actors need to understand There are quite a lot of things!"

Wang Ning explained: "In the old society, in order to make a living, cross talk actors went to various places to perform. In order to be down-to-earth and attract local audiences, speaking the local dialect was a basic homework that must be learned! Director Lin has put in some real effort."

Zhou Jinci laughed and wiped his tears: "It's the first time for me...I think Henan dialect is so funny...We have a colleague from Henan Province in our station, and I don't think he is so funny..."

Song Xiaobao couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and clapped his hands and said, "It's just like a chef. The same ingredients are handed over to different people, and the feeling is completely different!"

Another cross talk, among professionals, it may not be very good, but it makes the audience crazy!
(End of this chapter)