reborn perfect male god

Chapter 614 He won!
As the music faded, Chen Jiabao and Gu Jianlin were happily chatting. Lin Ruofeng pushed hard, and Chen Jiabao staggered and almost fell.

The whole audience screamed together, and many people waved the colored light prompt board with the words "Lin Ruofeng, I love you" written on it.

Heart icons can be seen everywhere, and the audience's popularity exploded quickly!
In each waiting room, the other contestants were all embarrassed and speechless.

Bastard, if this is a fight for popularity.Who among them can beat Lin Ruofeng?
When the applause subsided, Lin Ruofeng began to choke with Chen Jiabao: "Where are you the first brother? Who are you talking to? What's wrong with me pushing you? Do you want to be beaten? I'm the first brother Yunde! I'm popular! ! Isn't it, audience?"

"Yes!"

Hundreds of people shouted, this momentum is big enough!
Chen Jiabao didn't dare to fight, and he was reluctant to step off the stage, so he stood on the other side of the table holding his microphone stand.This cowardly appearance made the audience laugh out loud, thinking they would really fight on stage!

However, Lin Ruofeng seemed to be in a hurry, his face was covered with sweat, his hair was disheveled, many places were covered with plaster, and his clothes were not buttoned properly, it seemed that he came to the stage in a hurry.

He re-buttoned the buttons on the stage and scratched his hair casually. The stains on his face couldn't be wiped off, so he just ignored it.

Chen Jiabao was not convinced, and after a few arguments, Gu Jianlin acted as a middleman and let the two fight for Yunde's first brother.

Of course Lin Ruofeng was not afraid: "Is there still a need to fight? Come on, who is afraid of whom! That kid, sit down for me!"

After a burst of laughter, Lin Ruofeng called the mother and son sitting in the first row under the stage.

Lin Ruofeng pointed at the child and began to teach him a lesson, his self-satisfied and insolent appearance was so swollen that he was about to go to heaven.

Really dealt with what Chen Jiabao said before, taking the second place, inflated, arrogant and conceited!

Chen Jiabao complained: "Hey you, why are you talking about children?"

Lin Ruofeng gave him a sidelong glance: "Everyone knows, I can't stop me anymore, I'm bloated, I'm arrogant!"

Only then did the audience realize that this is a common method in cross talk, and it is a comment made before satirizing Chen Jiabao!
But just after the audience booed, Lin Ruofeng didn't know which muscle was wrong. After bullying the child, he bullied the child's mother: "Is that your mother? Your mother looks okay..."

Hahahaha!

The audience burst out laughing, Lin Ruofeng, you are shameless, in front of 500 people, you bully your children and molest your mother, you are so arrogant and arrogant, you are inflated to the extreme!
This pair of mother and son is really laughing, the child is about ten years old, quite sensible and handsome, the camera shows the mother and child a close-up shot, the child is silly and happy, and the mother covers her mouth and smiles.

Chen Jiabao and Gu Jianlin hurriedly stopped Lin Ruofeng, but he didn't know where he had a cramp. Chen Jiabao pulled Gu Jianlin, and whispered a magic word: "This child looks quite like Lin Ruofeng..."

cough cough cough...

The audience burst into laughter!Caused [-] points of crit damage to Lin Ruofeng!

This continuous laughing point drove the audience to a dead end, and felt that they could laugh out their eight-pack abs.Especially the mother and son, they even bent over with laughter.

Lin Ruofeng on the stage was obviously taken aback, then quickly turned around, with his back to the camera lens, it was obvious that he also laughed.

This was definitely not a line they had planned in advance, but a sentence that Chen Jiabao babbled on the spot.

Facing the child who looked like him, Lin Ruofeng really wanted to shout loudly: "That child is really not mine."

"Shut up!"

The audience who came back to their senses, Qi Qi booed at the stage. They really couldn't stand those people on the stage, but what they said was too funny, and their stomach hurt from laughing, so they couldn't stop it.

At this time, Chen Jiabao was unhappy, and hurriedly said: "What are you doing? Recite it? Hurry up and compare, and see who is the first brother Yunde!"

Gu Jianlin nodded and said: "Okay, I'll come up with a question next! First of all, this brother Yunde must fight for his appearance, right?"

Originally, Lin Ruofeng was more handsome than Chen Jiabao, but before he went on stage, he put on makeup on purpose, and his face looked wrinkled.

And what about Chen Jiabao?Today all the makeup artists tried their best to make him look very handsome.

But Lin Ruofeng said: "Competing for the first brother Yunde based on appearance? In terms of appearance, how about my friends? Am I handsome or not?"

This is obvious nonsense!

It is well known that Lin Ruofeng is handsome.

As soon as the audience in the audience heard it, they immediately shouted: "Handsome!"

Lin Ruofeng said: "Applause for those who think I'm handsome!"

clap clap clap!
There was applause from the audience!
Lin Ruofeng pointed at Chen Jiabao again and said, "If you think he's handsome, kick your feet!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The huge contrast produced huge laughs, and the audience laughed like crazy!
But when he was still quietly waiting for the applause on the stage, he suddenly froze, why?Not a single applause.

Only the child who was called by Lin Ruofeng before sat on the seat, because his legs were too short, his feet were crossed, and his feet really bulged!
Lin Ruofeng pointed at Chen Jiabao and said, "Just this kid nodded, without him, you would be dead today!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter. The kid and his mother were so happy that the smiles on their faces never stopped!

It is clear.

In this round, Lin Ruofeng won!

At this time, Gu Jianlin began to announce the start of the second round. He said: "The second item is the comparison of academic qualifications!"

When Lin Ruofeng heard this, he burst out laughing, and he said, "Comparing academic qualifications? Oh my God, he compared academic qualifications with me. Chen Jiabao didn't even finish junior high school, so his father asked her to drop out of school, saying that the family had no money. !"

"Hahaha!"

What kind of broken reason is this?Junior high school is nine years of compulsory education!

The audience was already used to Lin Ruofeng's nonsense, and they were very happy!
Chen Jiabao stood there with an embarrassing expression on his face, while Lin Ruofeng made an inch of it and hurt him to death: "Don't you have a junior high school diploma? Didn't you finish junior high school? Oh my God, if you compare your qualifications with mine!"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Gu Jianlin looked at Chen Jiabao in disbelief, and said, "Is this true?"

Chen Jiabao nodded awkwardly.

Gu Jianlin was dizzy: "I didn't know you didn't finish junior high school, it's a good thing, Lin Ruofeng, tell me, what education do you have?"

The audience is waiting quietly!

high school?

University!

postgraduate?
Any one of them can crush the opponent. Needless to say, Lin Ruofeng will win this match.

Lin Ruofeng snorted coldly, and said arrogantly, "Cut, what education do I have? He won!"

"puff!"

The audience burst into laughter, applause and screams!
He won!
Won!

Now!
Lin Ruofeng, can you please stop talking nonsense?
You can't even compare with a junior high school education, and you are so confident in saying it!

The main thing is!

This guy is not as educated as others, and he is so detrimental to others. I thought this guy was at least a graduate student!

The audience was already laughing non-stop by Lin Ruofeng!

(End of this chapter)