PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 168
"What happened?"

"General Wang, don't cry, let's talk about things first!"

Xun You and the others became even more nervous.

Yuan Tan's expression also changed slightly. He immediately looked at his attributes, but found no major changes.

None of the soldiers died, but the popularity of the people rose by a few percentage points.

Yuan Tan looked at Wang Zhao, "Could it be..."

When Wang Zhao saw Yuan Tan's expression, he stopped crying, instead his face changed drastically. My lord, please, don't guess it.Thinking about such a big event, I can't catch up with it a few times in my life, so don't guess it!I wailed in my heart.

Yuan Tan originally wanted to say whether the common people had returned from hunting with fruitful results, but at present, this is the only thing that is big enough.

But seeing Wang Zhao's expression, his heart softened.If you don't let your subordinates pretend to be aggressive for a long time, it will affect work efficiency.

Well, seeing you are so loyal, today the lord will feed you 'cakes'.

"What the hell happened!" Yuan Tan asked anxiously as his face changed drastically.

Wang Zhao breathed a sigh of relief, and his blood boiled immediately, and he shouted: "It's not a bad thing, it's a good thing. The people return with full rewards and countless prey!"

Xun You and the others were stunned immediately.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for succeeding in low-key pretense, and the pretense value will be increased by 6.

This is also worth the pretense!

So Yuan Tan became more calm. He jumped down from the hall, grabbed Wang Zhao, and shouted: "You bastard, what are you talking about? The people have only been away for a day, can they return with a full load? You bastard, if you talk nonsense again, Be careful with military law!"

At this moment, Wang Zhao felt very comfortable in his heart. My lord called me a bastard, why did I become more calm?
So he calmly said: "My lord, don't be angry, just let me know!"

a while.

Everyone came to the top of the city.

Wang Zhao stood proudly, waved his hands calmly and said, "My lord, please look!"

I saw how many people outside the city flocked back to the city, each with a lot of prey on their shoulders, rushing into the city as if they had been dosed with stimulants, and it was too late to say hello to Yuan Tan.

Xun You and the others were dumbfounded at the time.

It's really shocking, it's shocking.

Yuan Tan was also horrified. It seems that making juice is not only a brain teaser, but also a routine that can lead the whole people to a well-off life!

I am really too witty too witty.

The people returned to the city and rushed to their homes frantically, even more anxious than the emperor penguins returning from predation to find their cubs.

"Wife, I'm back!"

A young man shouted excitedly in his yard.

A young woman ran out of the room.

"Why did you come back so soon!"

The young woman stopped abruptly, looked into the young man's gaze, her eye circles suddenly turned red, and she shed tears, "How can you give up?"

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, my mother, and the child in my womb, it all depends on you."

"You just quit like that."

"You worthless man, why didn't I see it before?"

The young woman squatted on the ground and burst into tears.

"Honey, how can you say that about me, am I such an incompetent person?"

"If you have the ability, can you come back so soon?"

The young woman sat on the ground, hugged her knees and buried her head in tears.

"This..." The young man scratched his head, suddenly felt that it was too difficult to pretend, he couldn't do it himself!

If you don't pay attention, you will overplay it.

If you want to pretend to be perfect, no one can do it.

"Bastard, you bastard! We gave you all the food at home just to keep you full outside. What about your ability in the past? Why did you break the axle at a critical moment?"

The old man at home roared, while the old lady was already in tears.

"This..." The young man had the urge to cry.

Ma De, stop pretending, it seems that I am really not suitable for pretending.

So without further ado, the young man turned around and came to the corner aisle, picked up the two deer,

Puff, threw it on the ground.

Immediately, the shocked eyes of the old man, the pleased eyes of the old lady, and the admiring eyes of the young woman all focused on the young man.

Hey?
The young man was taken aback for a moment, and immediately stood with his hands behind his back, looking up indifferently at 45 degrees.

He was very excited at the moment. It turned out that there was a trick to pretending to be coercive, but now he has finally mastered some.

night.

The young man felt the excitement of the wedding night again. The daughter-in-law had been completely conquered by his ability and was willing to sacrifice herself.

Ever since, during this day, countless routines occurred in tens of thousands of households.

There is nothing like putting on a show in front of your loved ones.

The whole family was reunited, happy and happy, and Yuan Tan, who led 10,000+ people to pretend to be aggressive, his public support also soared to 100.

And in Yuan Tan's back house.

"Daughter-in-law~, the weather is really hot, why are you enjoying the cool here by yourself?"

Yuan Tan saw a familiar figure from behind, so he hugged him from behind.

Then he thought, there are only women in the back house except himself, and there is only one who cannot be hugged, and that is Cai Yan.

But this probability is too small, if it is really Cai Yan, he can buy a lottery ticket.

"Huh? Why aren't you familiar with the area?"

Fuck!Cai Yan!
Looking at the angry face, Yuan Tan was immediately embarrassed, "Hehe, I misunderstood, I thought to myself, the probability is too small, and it is still so big!"

Cai Yan suddenly felt that he had been tricked by Yuan Tan again, so he threw the book in his hand on Yuan Tan's head, and hurried away.

Yuan Tan discovered that this book turned out to be his own collection of poems. After turning two pages, he suddenly felt that he really deserved to be the king of poetry. He had created so many works before he knew it.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for leading the people in the whole city to pretend to be masculine, and here is a big lucky draw. Is there a lucky draw?

Yuan Tan was overjoyed, he really won the lottery, "Draw it now!"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for winning a Chinese pastoral dog hair, please pay attention to check it.

"What? The...hair of the Chinese Pastoral Dog?"

Yuan Tan was stunned at the time, and howled, "What the hell is this routine? System, please explain it to the owner."

Ding!Chinese pastoral dog hair can turn the consciousness of any creature into a pet dog for 1 minute.

"..." Yuan Tan.

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Time passed, a month later.

In the chamber.

Yuan Tan didn't wear a coat at all, and fanned fiercely. The weather was too hot, so he signaled: "Take off your coats, don't be restrained."

Xun You and the others didn't dare to be rude. Although their bodies were too hot, their hearts were already cold.

"Unexpectedly, there was a severe drought in the most critical month for grain growth!"

"It seems that after the hunt is successful, luck is not on our side."

"The crops must have failed, and I don't know how many catties of grain can be produced by one mu of land!"

There was a lot of discussion.

"Chen Lin arrived..."

There was an announcement from outside.

Chen Lin was responsible for collecting the grain, and she entered the room with excitement at this moment.

Xun You and the others stood up one after another. Seeing Chen Lin's excited expression, their mood sank even further.

"Kong Zhang, how's the harvest?" Yuan Tan was also very concerned about this matter, so he asked without mentioning anything else.

Poof~.

Chen Lin fell to her knees, "The harvest has failed by more than [-]%."

Yuan Tan sighed. Sure enough, during the Little Ice Age, it was very cold in winter and severe drought in summer.Half of the harvest of my super seed has also failed, so it seems that the world should have no harvest.

"How much yield per mu is left!" Xun You asked anxiously.

"Eight hundred catties, eight hundred catties per mu! Woooooo..." Chen Lin burst into tears, then laughed again, with a very strange expression, "My lord, forgive me, let me vent, I can't take it anymore [-] catties, I'll go with that!"

"Eight hundred catties?"

Xun You and the others were all shocked.

"There has never been a record of more than [-] catties in history, and it was in a good harvest year. But at this moment, when the harvest was poor, Chen Lin dared to report [-] catties!" Ju Shou stood up and glared at Chen Lin.

And Tian Feng is an upright person, he can't see this kind of false situation the most, and he has been honest and angry, "Villain! What a villain! There are many people who make false reports, but they have never been as brazen as you!"

"Curse, scold, scold! That's what I scolded at the beginning!" Chen Lin looked indifferent.

"Lord!"

Seeing that Chen Lin was extremely shameless, everyone went to see Yuan Tan, hoping that he would stand up and uphold justice.

"Great, eight hundred catties, great!"

Clap clap ~ oh clap clap ~.

When everyone saw that Yuan Tan was as excited as Chen Lin, he even clapped his palms on the table and beat the drums.

Faint Lord!

"My lord, you actually believed eight hundred catties' report?" Tian Feng looked over and shouted with wide-eyed eyes.

"Huh?" Yuan Tan looked over, "Is there something unbelievable?"

special!
What's not to believable?
Is there any credible place for this?
Xun You and the others all passed.

　Three shifts, a lot of words and four shifts.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)