PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 175 The Wild Boar's Counterattack
"Wow, what a beautiful gem!"

"I think it will cost at least a thousand coins!"

"What? One thousand guan? You don't know how to do it at first glance, at least tens of thousands of guan!"

All the officials paid attention to what happened here at the moment, and they gathered around, commenting one after another.

I can't help but look at Yuan Tan with admiration. Such treasures are all given away. Isn't it worthless in your eyes?
But let alone, for Yuan Tan, this Cupid's stone is not only worthless, but a disaster.

Yuan Tan immediately looked at Liu Bei, you bastard, do you want it, you stupid, don't you want such a good gem?

Liu Bei originally planned to refuse. With his detached identity and status, even if this gem is valuable, it can't make him bow down.

But Uncle Huang thought about it the other way around, now that so many people are looking at him, if he doesn't want it, then he is not being frank.

In addition, this gem is really luxurious, not only valuable, but also so valuable.

You must know that Liu Bei has nothing now, and the sale of this gem is the first pot of gold for him to make a comeback.

Liu Bei just took it over, looked at the gem with a nonchalant expression, then looked at Yuan Tan with a concerned expression, and said seriously: "My lord, the reason why my uncle accepted this gem is not because of this gem, but because of the gem." It is because the eldest son is a true hero, and I actually admire you very much."

"No, no, no." Yuan Tan waved his hands modestly again and again, and patted Liu Bei on the shoulder, "You are a real hero if you have a lot of ringworm, you are truly a gem worthy of a hero!"

He said again: "There are many ringworms. I heard that your daughter-in-law was taken away by Cao Cao. You must be lonely for a while, right?"

Liu Bei's expression darkened immediately.

It seems that the night must be more lonely, Yuan Tan immediately relieved: "Don't be too sad, I believe you will find your other half soon. From then on, you will live together and fly together..." Suddenly remembering that the wild boar is male, Then he said, "No more talking about coming out of the closet."

"Thank you, Eldest Prince, for your kind words." Liu Bei cupped his hands and saluted.What the hell is coming out?I don't understand again, but seeing what Yuan Tan said so well, it shouldn't be a lie.

At this time, Yuan Shao returned with Han Xiandi, Ma Rixun and Dong Cheng, and some prey, chatting insincerely.

Seeing everyone gathered here in Yuan Tan, it was unbelievable, so he also went to have a look.

"Look, Prime Minister! What a big wild boar!" shouted a soldier presenting treasure.

Yuan Shao and the others looked up.

I go!It's really a wild boar, so big, you can tell it's a male by looking at the fangs that are as big as the arms.

Such wild boars are rare.

Prime Minister Yuan bent his bow and set his arrow without saying a word.

huh~
Uh-huh?

The wild boar snorted a few times, but it didn't care about being shot in the back by an arrow, and still rushed towards the crowd.

"Shoot together!" Prime Minister Yuan ordered.

Shhhhhhhhh....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...The boar howled, but it had grown calluses and an amber resin cover from years of resin grinding.So instead of killing it, these arrows made it even more manic.

You must know that it is full of love now, and this kind of stimulation has aroused its love even more.

"The wild boar is coming! Run!"

All the officials shouted and fled in all directions.

Yuan Tan was about to run, but he didn't step forward. Instead, he drew his big sword and said to Liu Bei, "How can a man run away in front of a wild boar?"

"what??"

Liu Bei's eyes widened immediately, and he thought to himself, my lord, are you really pretending to be like this?A wild boar as big as a bed, why don't you run away?

But Uncle Huang thought about it again, wild boars like to chase running creatures, and if they don't run, it's not a big deal.This Yuan Tan is really cunning!
At this moment, Uncle Huang saw all the officials fleeing in all directions. If he didn't move, he wouldn't attract the wild boar's attention.

And having said that, with so many people running around, if the wild boars would attack the emperor's uncle suddenly, the emperor's uncle would be able to buy a lottery ticket.

Uncle Huang realized this, looked at Yuan Tan, and said to himself, you are the only one who can pretend?
I saw the emperor's uncle pull out his double-pronged sword, and said calmly: "What the eldest son said is very true, how can we men be afraid of a pig? It doesn't matter if it doesn't come, come and watch me raise the sword and fall... .”

Seeing Yuan Tan's admiration for him, Liu Bei immediately stood proudly.

At this moment, all the officials stopped running. After they stopped, they praised the emperor one after another.As expected of my uncle Liu Huang, he is a hero.

"Uncle, eldest son, the wild boar is rushing towards you!"

All the officials shouted in relief.

what! ! !
Liu Bei looked around, and saw the wild boar staring at him with scarlet eyes and rushing over.Immediately panicked, thinking that there are so many people, you stupid pig came at me, what is the probability?Why can't we encounter good things, but catch them when bad things happen?
Liu Bei hurriedly looked at Yuan Tan, and saw Yuan Tan looking over indifferently.

The emperor's uncle's face twitched, and he said Yuan Tan, you are really good, it's such a critical moment, you still pretend to be aggressive?Don't you have any intention of running?

Liu Bei stomped his feet and roared in his heart, Yuan Tan!Today I will bet with you, just the two of us, life and death are equal, let's see if the wild boar hits you or me, I don't believe the wild boar will choose me!
Yuan Tan looked at Liu Bei's expression like an ant on the hot pot, and he felt happy. Anyway, he was 100% sure that the wild boar would not find him.

After all, it is not a coincidence that the wild boar appears here, but the gift of nature affects its big heart.

ten meters.

Liu Bei has already panicked a lot.

five meters.

Liu Bei was in a panic.

Yuan Tan looked over at this moment, and said lightly: "Run, uncle emperor."

"I...I won't run away!" Liu Bei insisted, gritted his teeth.

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the originally fair head angle of the wild boar suddenly turned to his side, and there was a panic in the pig's eyes.

How could Liu Bei not know that the wild boar had made his final choice at this moment.

The choice turned out to be myself.

Suddenly want to cry without tears.

You don’t choose the big one next to Yuan Tan, but I’m so slender, why did you choose me?
"Run, uncle."

The faint voice came again.

While everyone exclaimed, Liu Bei turned and ran away.

However, it was running late.

The big wild boar thrust its fangs into Liu Bei's buttocks, and Liu Bei yelled and fell to the ground.

Seeing this situation, the big wild boar's eyes suddenly turned red, and it flew up, its body stuck in the air, its front and rear hooves completed a difficult split-horse coordination, and with a cheerful cry, it landed on Liu Bei's back.

Everyone was stunned at once, it's really fucked up in every detail, the glass gay man is crazy!

(End of this chapter)