PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 274 Boss Cao is too witty
The setting sun shines on Cao Cao's burly body on the top of the boat.

Cao Cao looked at the vast sea, the fiery red sun, enjoyed the sea breeze blowing out, listened to the sound of the waves, and the cheerful chirping of the seagulls, and suddenly became poetic.

A line of poetry is formed in the heart, it seems that it is really time to pretend to be yourself.

"Teacher!" Heizi especially admired Cao Cao's literary and martial arts, and had already worshiped Cao Cao as his teacher.

Seeing a group of seagulls rushing over, it must be that Cao Cao provoked the seagulls and went to attack, so he couldn't help shouting anxiously.

Cao Cao didn't move, thinking what are you shouting, didn't you see that your mentor, I am pretending?

This wave made Lu Bu and Yuan Tan pretend to leave. Lu Bu killed thousands of people alone, a generation of war gods, Yuan Tan was even more exaggerated, and a generation of kings returned.

It's just that I took you as a cowardly apprentice, and I didn't show any level here. It's also because of your Xu clan's misery.

Since you can't pretend to be aggressive in the military, let's put on a wave in the field of literature.

If I don't pretend to be aggressive now, how can I leave my name in the history books?

Cao Cao looked at the sea at this moment, showing a pensive expression.The history books will definitely say that Cao Cao is thinking about the future for his people, a wise man, a pioneer, and a prophet.

Since Lu Bu is the god of war and Yuan Tan is the king, Cao Cao must take the title of wise man into his hands.

chirp~
Cao Cao looked up and saw hundreds of seagulls gathered above his head.

He was taken aback for a moment, then overjoyed.Is this still a seagull?For him, these seagulls are the phoenixes at this moment.

It is his vision!
It's his auspiciousness!
It's his style!

"Look at the sky above Lord Mengde!"

When Cao Cao saw that the people were amazed, he stood up more proudly. When he looked up at the sky, he felt that the sky was fair, and the auspiciousness that finally came to him was so good.

The grand finale!

Ever since, Cao Cao turned his back to the sky and spread his arms.When the ears moved, people's exclamations were received.How can I feel so comfortable in my heart?

"what……."

Cao Cao groaned without illness, which was actually a foreplay for the great writer and poet to write poems.

ba da~
Cao Cao felt that his face was wet, and an unknown liquid appeared.

One touch, one look, one smell.

Fuck it!
guano!

Cao Cao's face changed, but he quickly covered it up, not knowing that it was the stupid bird.But as long as you don't move, those people below may not be able to see it.

"what……."

slap~
Another lump.

Cao Cao's face turned livid, what's his situation, can't people pretend to be aggressive?

slap~
Another lump came.

Cao Cao's face turned purple.

Clap clap clap... clap clap clap.

It rained guano.

Cao Cao was dumbfounded at the time.Although he was a bit quick to be dazed, he couldn't be blamed.After all, he was pretending to be aggressive here, and he suddenly became like this, and his consciousness couldn't accept it for a while.

The people below just saw Cao Cao face up to the sky and spread his arms. Speaking of which, this posture is really cool and cool.

But in a blink of an eye, he became a spotted man, his body covered in white bird droppings with black spots.

How can this not be shocking?

Cao Cao still couldn't move, not because he didn't want to move, but because he was so shocked that he couldn't move.Only thinking is still functioning, he 'cries'.

It seems that he is really going to be famous in history, but in a different way.

What the hell, I thought that Xiangrui had succeeded in pretending to be coquettish, but I didn't expect that it wasn't Xiangrui, it was God's punishment!This guy who can stand this.

Amidst the shocked screams of the people, Cao Cao pulled over.

"Could it be that you're pretending to be coercive instead of being pretended!" Heizi was so anxious that he was the first to rush to save someone.

a while.

The common people are discussing the matter of Cao Cao becoming a shit just now.

When Cao Cao changed into clean clothes and reappeared, he saw Yuan Tan in front of him.Immediately, I felt hot on my face, as if I had been beaten by someone.

"It's really strange, did the flock of birds gather together all of a sudden?" Cao Cao subconsciously said.

Yuan Tan didn't answer this matter, but said: "Brother Meng De, do you think it's hard work to pretend?"

Cao Cao looked at Yuan Tan's serious expression, and said calmly, "You said it to my heart, does my brother also feel the same way?"

Yuan Tan nodded deeply, expressing that he felt this way too much, "It's too difficult to pretend."

After speaking, he sighed.

Cao Cao also sighed.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value will be increased by 6.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value will be increased by 7.

"..." Yuan Tan.

"System, if you let this host pretend to be so easy, can you make it more difficult?"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of the system, and the pretense value will be increased by 8.

"……."system.The system is howling, this system is so fair and just, there is no other system that is more loyal to the host than this system!
At this time, there was a sudden scream.

"It's bad, someone fell into the sea!"

Falling into the sea and falling into the river are completely different concepts, Yuan Tan and the others hurried over to check the situation.

"Help! Help!"

A head protruded from the sea, she looked like a half-grown girl, lively and active, happy to be away from suffering, she fell into the sea.

"Don't go, shark, shark!"

Someone immediately stopped the people who were about to go into the sea.

Sure enough, the fin exposed the whereabouts of the shark.

"Great white shark!"

When the Great Elder Xu Xian arrived, his face changed drastically when he saw the huge fish fin. He originally wanted to organize a few people with good water skills to rescue people, but there is no way to save people with the great white shark.

As an elder in the clan, although he couldn't bear to see the little girl die, it was even more unbearable to see the death of a few men.

And, it's not that I don't want to save him, it's that I really can't save him.

"Daughter! My daughter..." The mother cried bitterly.

The women grabbed her tightly and threw her into the sea.

Just then someone spoke....

"I think, at this moment, only one person has the ability to save people."

When everyone looked around, they saw that it was Cao Cao who was speaking.

They followed Cao Cao's gaze and saw Yuan Tan.

The crowd's adoring gazes were mixed with anticipation and longing. If anyone can save people now, it must be the Holy Cherry Blossom Warrior.

Yuan Tan looked at Cao Cao, are you fucking me?This is a great white shark, let alone me, believe it or not, five Lu Bu can be eaten in one bite?

I'm fucking you!

In fact, Cao Cao had no intention of letting Yuan Tan die. After all, it was reasonable for Yuan Tan not to go down.

However, two records will be left in the history books. The first is that he is covered in bird droppings, and the second is that the national hero Yuan Tan is timid.

If it looks like this, people will ignore their money.

Cao Cao clenched his fists excitedly and howled, I'm so fucking witty!Just ask if there is any?
(End of this chapter)