PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 294 Straight Man Yuan Tan
"Daughter-in-law!"

Yuan Tan hugged his eldest wife Zhen Mi.

He hugged his second wife Zhang Chunhua again.

Go to hug Cai Yan, Fu Shou, Xiao Qiao and the others.

I can't wait to have eight claws, so that I can hug them together.

"who is she?"

Daughter-in-law fans discovered Diao Chan.

Immediately shocked.

You must know that all the daughter-in-law fans are all overwhelmed, and there is a woman who is faintly more beautiful than herself.

"The shameless one found another one, and it's still so pretty!"

The daughter-in-law fans became angry, and Yuan Tan had become their class enemy.They embraced enthusiastically one after another, and twisted hard behind their backs.

Immediately, more than a dozen red spots appeared on Yuan Tan's body. It seems that although the daughter-in-law fans haven't screwed for a long time, their craftsmanship has not fallen behind.

"Hmm..." Yuan Tan was in pain, and his face changed 350 or [-] times in an instant. Seeing the cannibalistic eyes of his daughter-in-law fans, he coughed and said seriously: "Daughter-in-law fans, don't get me wrong, she is definitely not My daughter-in-law!"

"Then whose daughter-in-law is she? Did you steal someone else's daughter-in-law!"

Yuan Tan's eyes widened suddenly, how can you be so witty?Immediately said seriously: "I am an upright gentleman, and I never snatch other people's wives."

A group of daughter-in-law fans sneered again and again.

Diao Chan stomped anxiously.

Yuan Tan could only become more serious, and said seriously: "She is no one's daughter-in-law fan. She was picked up by my husband on the road. My husband saw her pitiful, so he accepted her as a maid. She is just a maid... …”

I thought it would be okay after explaining it this way.

But it doesn't look right.

"If the maids are even prettier than us, why are you so good at picking them up?"

Where the daughter-in-law fans believed this, they all went crazy... and twisted it hard.

…………

night.

Yuan Tan had a very 'difficult' dinner.

Finally seeing the last daughter-in-law finished her meal, she couldn't bear it anymore.After all, I can't stand being pinched, and I need to take a hot bath to promote blood circulation, remove blood stasis, regulate Qi and relieve pain.

Get up and say hello, "Xiaoxue, turn on the water and take a bath immediately. My husband hasn't eaten meat for a long time, so I have to eat meat well today!"

a while.

puff~
Yuan Tan jumped into his exclusive 'Huaqing Pool', which was big enough for them to take a bath together.

I can still swim.

After swimming back and forth, I found that no daughter-in-law came down.

Immediately by the pool, I saw daughter-in-law fans whispering together, but couldn't hear what they said.

"He still wants to have sex!"

"No one can make him drink meat today!"

The daughter-in-law fans united together, and even Diao Chan joined the ranks.

Daughter-in-law fans heard that Diao Chan has been guarding her body like a jade for such a long time, and she has been "struggling" with Yuan Tan.They all gave thumbs up and admired them very much.

"It's just a role model for a maid!"

"Better than Xiaoxue and those girls!"

Immediately cited as a confidant.

So Diao Chan also found the organization.

"Look at your husband like a wolf. If you can't eat, it's still a severe punishment. How about this..." Xiao Qiao came up with a tricky idea.

When the daughter-in-law fans heard it, their eyes widened.

a while.

Daughter-in-law fans began to compare who is more beautiful and who has a better figure.

Also took a runway show.

The daughter-in-law fans originally wanted to toss Yuan Tan, but then they gradually got better and started to compare on the right track.

Their charms are all above 95. When it comes to who is the most beautiful, it is difficult for the naked eye to tell who is more beautiful.It is difficult to have an overwhelming advantage, but each has its own advantages.

So I compared it more carefully.

Yuan Tan's eyes turned red.

This special meow is even more shocking to men's hearts than Victoria's Secret. Yuan Tan has been out for so long, it's like serving in the army for three years, and a sow competes with Diaochan.

If sows can accept it, how can they stand the daughter-in-law fans who are overwhelmed by the country.

He can also see that the daughter-in-law fans are trying to trick him on purpose.

This is a struggle.

"I will endure!"

"I will bear it no longer!"

"Damn it, I can't help it!"

Looking at the daughter-in-law fans, Yuan Tan howled inwardly at the bright moon outside the skylight.

Are you pretending to be aggressive in front of my husband?She is prettier than anyone else, isn't she just trying to seduce me to death?

Yuan Tan looked at the beauty camera in the system's inventory, and it was the best in the world, the ugliest in the world, and it was done with a click.

Suddenly came an idea.

Since you are more beautiful than anyone else, my husband, I will choose the most beautiful one.

This time, my husband, I am ready.

Ever since, Yuan Tan took advantage of the fact that his daughter-in-law fans were not paying attention, dived to the other end to 'go ashore', and hooked his finger at Xiaoxue!

Xiaoxue is full of cleverness!
Behind the screen.

Yuan Tan saw through the gap that the daughter-in-law fans were still discussing hotly, so he looked at Xiaoxue, "Xiaoxue..."

Xiaoxue lowered her head shyly, squinted at the past, and said timidly: "Master, is this really okay?"

"???" Yuan Tan.

Yuan Tan really wants to say, girl, you think too much today.

But this is too shocking, how can an honest gentleman do such a shameless thing.

So she got serious, "Xiaoxue, do you want to be more beautiful than the mistresses?"

"???" Xiaoxue asked.

Xiaoxue didn't expect Yuan Tan to say this at this critical moment, and said aggrievedly, "I think, but, it's impossible..."

"In front of the lord, nothing is impossible." Yuan Tan patted his chest, splashing out a lot of bath water.

"My lord! Are you going to persecute the mistresses!" Xiaoxue backed away in shock, "The mistresses just kept their vacant rooms alone for more than a year, and I will never accompany the lord to do such a thing!"

"Is my lord such a person?"

"If there is no persecution, my appearance and figure are still far behind."

Yuan Tan had no choice but to be more serious: "My lord, I know how to make up."

"My lord, you know how to put...makeup!" Xiaoxue almost screamed, and looked over with suspicious eyes.

Yuan Tan immediately stood with his hands behind his back, "Why, can't you see it?"

Xiaoxue blinked her big eyes, and said timidly: "But, once, Mistress Da Qiao asked you where her 'curling iron' was."

"It seems that there is such a thing, how did I answer?" Yuan Tan scratched his head and asked.

"You said, the great thing is that it matches the temperament of the mistress." Xiaoxue pinched the corner of her clothes and said carefully.

"??? Did I answer wrong?"

"The mistress asked about 'curling irons', not whether they are good or not."

"..." Yuan Tan.Immediately looked up at 45 degrees, and said seriously: "There are so many important military affairs to be done, and that time must have just been misheard by accident."

"My lord, what is this?" Xiaoxue took out something.

Yuan Tan looked at Yuanyuan, who was flushed red, scratched his chin and thought for a while, "Is this some kind of pastry?"

"This is powder cake." Xiaoxue sighed.

"Oh!" Yuan Tan suddenly realized, "It must be delicious, I see you take it with you."

Xiaoxue smoked with the elegance unique to a girl, and she wanted to make herself look better than the mistresses?Burn high incense without flowering.

(End of this chapter)