PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 301 The Way to Defeat the Prime Minister
Chapter 301 The Way to Defeat the Prime Minister
With the intensive production of pigs.
Pig farmers from all over the world are comparing themselves in the concentration of pigs.
Those who work part-time compare who has higher wages, and those who raise pigs naturally produce more pigs than whose family.
"Sister, how many babies have you had?"
The elder sister sighed and asked the younger sister, "How many children have you had?"
The younger sister said: "The Taihang pigs this time are not bad. After mating, 9 pigs were born. 8 pigs survived."
The elder sister sighed and looked at her younger sister, "I don't have many children here, but I can still live."
"How many heads?"
"Go and count it yourself, I'm so scared that my sister doesn't dare to take a second look."
The younger sister immediately became complacent and said, "I told you not to match randomly..."
She went in and counted fifteen of them, all alive.
I'll wipe~, sister, you are too good at pretending.
"Sister, what are you doing so fast?"
"I want to pair up with the prime minister."
"..."
The news spread along with the competition among various companies.
Half of the people were excited, and half of them regretted it.
There were wailing from all over the place, and I knew that I would also send pigs to Prime Minister Yuan.
Prime Minister Yuan is so great that he was able to increase the average birth rate of pigs to 15.
Is such a pig still a pig?
It's just a pig man!
Immediately afterwards, many families took the sows and set off on the road, grabbing the position of the next batch of pigs.
It seems that Yuan Tan even saved the shipping fee.
The pig farming world is already boiling.
And the court.
One day, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty propped his head up in boredom, looked down, and asked, "Why haven't you seen the prime minister for a while?"
Grand Tutor Ma Rixun came out immediately, and smiled lightly: "The prime minister has gone to raise pigs."
"What!" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty Liu Xie immediately stood up from the dragon chair, "Raise... raise pigs!"
The great Prime Minister Yuan, the most shameless national traitor, a hegemonist actually went to raise pigs, it is really unexpected.
It looked like the Imperial Emperor was genuinely shocked.
Many of the officials who didn't know the situation were also shocked.
What, the famous Prime Minister Yuan went to raise pigs?Is this really good?
At this time, Ma Rixun's voice echoed in the horrified hall, "There has never been such a prime minister who raises pigs. It is really a precedent in history. I really admire him faithfully."
Everyone heard that it was an irony. A generation of prime ministers should govern the country. To raise pigs like ordinary people does is to put the cart before the horse.
Among the hundred officials, there are still Yuan Tan's confidantes.
Jiuqing Taichang Wang Lang came out, with the same indifferent expression as Ma Rixun at the moment, and said indifferently: "I have been studying how the Han Dynasty declined, and now I finally found the reason."
"What's the reason?" Ma Rixun asked in bewilderment.
Wang Lang pointed to the past and said to everyone: "With such a subject, how can it not decline?"
Ma Rixun's expression changed drastically, "Wang Lang, what do you mean? Please explain clearly to me!"
Wang Lang cupped his hands and bowed to Tian, and said seriously: "Since ancient times, the people have not been able to eat meat. In order to let the people in the world eat meat, the prime minister went to the front line to raise pigs in person. This is no less than the feat of Duke Zhou."
"Is Duke Zhou disgusting when he spits out the food he ate? Is it elegant? We should praise him instead."
As he spoke, he looked at Ma Rixun, "And some people, who are full of ghosts and don't want to make progress, think they are very smart, but they don't know that they are as stupid as pigs and dogs. The prime minister raises a pig, and the pig can feed the people. Raising this kind of thing Otherwise, food will be wasted!"
what!
Baiguan didn't expect that Mr. Wang dared to say it so bluntly, they were all shocked, but what he said made sense.It is such a great feat for all the people in the world to eat meat, something that has never been imagined since the previous dynasty.
But, it's too heartbreaking to say that.
Ma Rixun's face was pale from being pierced. In this court, Wang Lang was the only person who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him in terms of seniority.It seems that this person has completely surrendered to the national traitor.It is really the sorrow of the Han Dynasty, the sorrow.
"Master Ma, do you think so?" Wang Lang asked with a calm gaze.
Ma Rixun found that he was speechless, and forced himself to say:
"But it's also raising pigs, which is a third-rate thing. Besides, did the prime minister say that if he can make the world eat meat, he can eat it? Are his pigs that good? Could it be that he is just trying to deceive the world for his reputation? "
Having said that, Ma Rixun calmed down.
Wang Lang sneered, these people obviously couldn't handle the prime minister, they jumped over the wall in a hurry, and bit them when they saw something.I don't even think about it, if the prime minister is not sure, he can make such a big move.
"Master Ma, don't eat meat if you have the ability."
"If you don't eat it, don't eat it. Even if you kill me, I won't eat this kind of meat." Ma Rizun had a look of complete disdain.
…………
And in the fragrant pig farm.
As thousands of sows gave birth to piglets, an average of [-] piglets came down, which is amazing!
The old men looked at Yuan Tan with admiration.
Civil and military people are also adoring eyes.
This is a pig, this is the most important weapon to calm the world.
After eating meat, his physical fitness will be improved and his combat effectiveness will be doubled.
Seeing the good results, Yuan Tan also breathed a sigh of relief, "Since you believe it, let's talk about the later breeding."
As a man with the title of breeding tycoon, Yuan Tan then gave a general description of his breeding method, mainly the "backward feeding method".
The "reversed feeding method" makes up for the physiological defects of pigs, and is a new pig raising method determined in combination with the growth laws and characteristics of pigs.
The old men couldn't hide their surprise, and felt that Yuan Tan's technique sounded reasonable.
But they are all old goblins who have been around for thousands of years. They still remember the scene of looking at the live pig with burning faces just now, and they want to save face in their hearts.
Also let the prime minister know that they are also very powerful, not those apprentices.
Zhu Rong collected some opinions and said, "Prime Minister, how about we raise them separately, and after four months, let's see who is better and more important."
Xun You and the others looked at each other. It seemed that after these old men were slapped in the face in terms of breed, they were trying to show off to the lord.
Yuan Tan didn't refuse. After all, when doing experiments, they were divided into two groups, old and new, so that they could be compared.
"Okay, then let's divide into groups and each pick a sow from among the piglets to raise. You pick first..." Yuan Tan, a pig tycoon, said generously.
then.
It took half a day, fifteen old men observed thousands of piglets, and finally chose a favorite one.
"We must unite with sincerity and combine all our experiences to compete with the prime minister. In this way, we will have the right to speak in the pig industry in the future."
It seemed that their competition with Yuan Tan was not just for their own face.You must know that they are representatives of the pinnacle of the pig farming industry, and they also want to fight for the pig farmers all over the world.
The first month.
The old men celebrated each other, "The prime minister is only 28 catties, and we are all 35 catties. It seems that the prime minister can't do it at all."
the second month,
Yuan Tan's 78 catties, theirs 60 catties.
The old men comforted each other, "Who hasn't had a fattening period yet, our highlight is in the third month."
third month.
"My lord, it weighs 150 catties! We only got 90 catties. Did he take medicine?" The old men couldn't accept it.
fourth month.
"I'll go, the prime minister's weight is already over 200 catties, and we are only 150 catties."
"It used to be only 120 catties in eight months, but now it's only 150 catties in four months, but why can't I feel happy at all?" Zhu Rong said depressedly.
"We are just like you."
It seems completely incomparable, ah, incomparable, the prestige is lost.
Seeing that tomorrow is the time for weighing, the old men feel that they are finished, sitting cross-legged in the pigsty and watching their sows drinking dull wine.
"We are over 1000 years old together, where should we put this old face?" Zhu Rong sighed.
At this time, an old man who drank too much couldn't accept the result of his poor pig raising skills, and shouted: "I have a way to gain weight quickly, which must be heavier than the prime minister's pigs!"
"What way?" A group of old men stared wide-eyed.
The old man jumped at the table, "Let's pour water!"
(End of this chapter)
With the intensive production of pigs.
Pig farmers from all over the world are comparing themselves in the concentration of pigs.
Those who work part-time compare who has higher wages, and those who raise pigs naturally produce more pigs than whose family.
"Sister, how many babies have you had?"
The elder sister sighed and asked the younger sister, "How many children have you had?"
The younger sister said: "The Taihang pigs this time are not bad. After mating, 9 pigs were born. 8 pigs survived."
The elder sister sighed and looked at her younger sister, "I don't have many children here, but I can still live."
"How many heads?"
"Go and count it yourself, I'm so scared that my sister doesn't dare to take a second look."
The younger sister immediately became complacent and said, "I told you not to match randomly..."
She went in and counted fifteen of them, all alive.
I'll wipe~, sister, you are too good at pretending.
"Sister, what are you doing so fast?"
"I want to pair up with the prime minister."
"..."
The news spread along with the competition among various companies.
Half of the people were excited, and half of them regretted it.
There were wailing from all over the place, and I knew that I would also send pigs to Prime Minister Yuan.
Prime Minister Yuan is so great that he was able to increase the average birth rate of pigs to 15.
Is such a pig still a pig?
It's just a pig man!
Immediately afterwards, many families took the sows and set off on the road, grabbing the position of the next batch of pigs.
It seems that Yuan Tan even saved the shipping fee.
The pig farming world is already boiling.
And the court.
One day, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty propped his head up in boredom, looked down, and asked, "Why haven't you seen the prime minister for a while?"
Grand Tutor Ma Rixun came out immediately, and smiled lightly: "The prime minister has gone to raise pigs."
"What!" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty Liu Xie immediately stood up from the dragon chair, "Raise... raise pigs!"
The great Prime Minister Yuan, the most shameless national traitor, a hegemonist actually went to raise pigs, it is really unexpected.
It looked like the Imperial Emperor was genuinely shocked.
Many of the officials who didn't know the situation were also shocked.
What, the famous Prime Minister Yuan went to raise pigs?Is this really good?
At this time, Ma Rixun's voice echoed in the horrified hall, "There has never been such a prime minister who raises pigs. It is really a precedent in history. I really admire him faithfully."
Everyone heard that it was an irony. A generation of prime ministers should govern the country. To raise pigs like ordinary people does is to put the cart before the horse.
Among the hundred officials, there are still Yuan Tan's confidantes.
Jiuqing Taichang Wang Lang came out, with the same indifferent expression as Ma Rixun at the moment, and said indifferently: "I have been studying how the Han Dynasty declined, and now I finally found the reason."
"What's the reason?" Ma Rixun asked in bewilderment.
Wang Lang pointed to the past and said to everyone: "With such a subject, how can it not decline?"
Ma Rixun's expression changed drastically, "Wang Lang, what do you mean? Please explain clearly to me!"
Wang Lang cupped his hands and bowed to Tian, and said seriously: "Since ancient times, the people have not been able to eat meat. In order to let the people in the world eat meat, the prime minister went to the front line to raise pigs in person. This is no less than the feat of Duke Zhou."
"Is Duke Zhou disgusting when he spits out the food he ate? Is it elegant? We should praise him instead."
As he spoke, he looked at Ma Rixun, "And some people, who are full of ghosts and don't want to make progress, think they are very smart, but they don't know that they are as stupid as pigs and dogs. The prime minister raises a pig, and the pig can feed the people. Raising this kind of thing Otherwise, food will be wasted!"
what!
Baiguan didn't expect that Mr. Wang dared to say it so bluntly, they were all shocked, but what he said made sense.It is such a great feat for all the people in the world to eat meat, something that has never been imagined since the previous dynasty.
But, it's too heartbreaking to say that.
Ma Rixun's face was pale from being pierced. In this court, Wang Lang was the only person who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him in terms of seniority.It seems that this person has completely surrendered to the national traitor.It is really the sorrow of the Han Dynasty, the sorrow.
"Master Ma, do you think so?" Wang Lang asked with a calm gaze.
Ma Rixun found that he was speechless, and forced himself to say:
"But it's also raising pigs, which is a third-rate thing. Besides, did the prime minister say that if he can make the world eat meat, he can eat it? Are his pigs that good? Could it be that he is just trying to deceive the world for his reputation? "
Having said that, Ma Rixun calmed down.
Wang Lang sneered, these people obviously couldn't handle the prime minister, they jumped over the wall in a hurry, and bit them when they saw something.I don't even think about it, if the prime minister is not sure, he can make such a big move.
"Master Ma, don't eat meat if you have the ability."
"If you don't eat it, don't eat it. Even if you kill me, I won't eat this kind of meat." Ma Rizun had a look of complete disdain.
…………
And in the fragrant pig farm.
As thousands of sows gave birth to piglets, an average of [-] piglets came down, which is amazing!
The old men looked at Yuan Tan with admiration.
Civil and military people are also adoring eyes.
This is a pig, this is the most important weapon to calm the world.
After eating meat, his physical fitness will be improved and his combat effectiveness will be doubled.
Seeing the good results, Yuan Tan also breathed a sigh of relief, "Since you believe it, let's talk about the later breeding."
As a man with the title of breeding tycoon, Yuan Tan then gave a general description of his breeding method, mainly the "backward feeding method".
The "reversed feeding method" makes up for the physiological defects of pigs, and is a new pig raising method determined in combination with the growth laws and characteristics of pigs.
The old men couldn't hide their surprise, and felt that Yuan Tan's technique sounded reasonable.
But they are all old goblins who have been around for thousands of years. They still remember the scene of looking at the live pig with burning faces just now, and they want to save face in their hearts.
Also let the prime minister know that they are also very powerful, not those apprentices.
Zhu Rong collected some opinions and said, "Prime Minister, how about we raise them separately, and after four months, let's see who is better and more important."
Xun You and the others looked at each other. It seemed that after these old men were slapped in the face in terms of breed, they were trying to show off to the lord.
Yuan Tan didn't refuse. After all, when doing experiments, they were divided into two groups, old and new, so that they could be compared.
"Okay, then let's divide into groups and each pick a sow from among the piglets to raise. You pick first..." Yuan Tan, a pig tycoon, said generously.
then.
It took half a day, fifteen old men observed thousands of piglets, and finally chose a favorite one.
"We must unite with sincerity and combine all our experiences to compete with the prime minister. In this way, we will have the right to speak in the pig industry in the future."
It seemed that their competition with Yuan Tan was not just for their own face.You must know that they are representatives of the pinnacle of the pig farming industry, and they also want to fight for the pig farmers all over the world.
The first month.
The old men celebrated each other, "The prime minister is only 28 catties, and we are all 35 catties. It seems that the prime minister can't do it at all."
the second month,
Yuan Tan's 78 catties, theirs 60 catties.
The old men comforted each other, "Who hasn't had a fattening period yet, our highlight is in the third month."
third month.
"My lord, it weighs 150 catties! We only got 90 catties. Did he take medicine?" The old men couldn't accept it.
fourth month.
"I'll go, the prime minister's weight is already over 200 catties, and we are only 150 catties."
"It used to be only 120 catties in eight months, but now it's only 150 catties in four months, but why can't I feel happy at all?" Zhu Rong said depressedly.
"We are just like you."
It seems completely incomparable, ah, incomparable, the prestige is lost.
Seeing that tomorrow is the time for weighing, the old men feel that they are finished, sitting cross-legged in the pigsty and watching their sows drinking dull wine.
"We are over 1000 years old together, where should we put this old face?" Zhu Rong sighed.
At this time, an old man who drank too much couldn't accept the result of his poor pig raising skills, and shouted: "I have a way to gain weight quickly, which must be heavier than the prime minister's pigs!"
"What way?" A group of old men stared wide-eyed.
The old man jumped at the table, "Let's pour water!"
(End of this chapter)
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