PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 303 Never Get Slapped in the Face Again

"do not want!"

Zhu Rong discovered Yuan Tan's secret action one step later.

"No? Yes!" Yuan Tan stepped on the belly of the pig, and stepped down hard.

The sow, lying on the ground and unable to move at all, groaned.

Poof~.

Spit out a mouthful of water.

The faces of the old men changed drastically.

He even spit water!
Xun You and the others were very surprised when they saw this scene, but they couldn't figure out why the sow spit water.

Yuan Tan was shaken all over, and stepped on his foot again, but he didn't take it back, but used all his strength.

The pig started spitting water continuously.

Spit loudly.

Yuan Tan withdrew his feet and looked at the old men with shocked eyes, "Damn it, you are so stupid, you are black-hearted pigs, water-injected pigs!"

You must know that at the beginning he saw that the pig was one catty more than his own. Although he was defeated, but on the other hand, if these old technicians are so powerful, it will be very beneficial for the promotion of high-tech pig raising technology in the future.

I suddenly felt that the technology ape 800 years ago should not be underestimated, and I wanted to ask for advice.

Unexpectedly, it is not technical fertilizer, but water injection fertilizer!
"Sell water as meat, if you are so black-hearted, how do you do it?" Yuan Tan said angrily with a dark face.

"Is it good for future generations if you pass it on like this?"

The old men cried, thinking how can you be so witty, Prime Minister.You must know that it is over when most people step on the scale, but Yuan Tan actually went up to step on it. It seems that the prime minister also has a story.

"You people are a thousand years old together. What's wrong with studying it, you even study injecting water into pigs!" Yuan Tan hated that iron can't be made into steel, and was very annoyed.This is the rhythm at which water injection technology will be rampant 800 years ago.

The old men didn't expect to be forced to pretend, but their faces were swollen, and they all knelt down, "Prime Minister, calm down, we were wrong..."

The military advisers were all horrified. In order to save face and win the lord, these old men really used all kinds of tricks, and it was such a clever trick.

Fortunately, the lord was quick-witted and saw through.

The soldiers were all angry, and it seemed that dozens of catties of water had been injected, which bought back a catty of meat and three liang of water.Black hearted businessman, too black hearted.

"No one can spread this water injection technique, and whoever spreads it will punish the other nine clans!" Yuan Tan was very angry, and half a pot of water was cooked in the pot, who could stand this.

The eighteen old men almost peed in fright, "I absolutely dare not spread the word, and I just remembered it last night, and I have never done it before!"

Yuan Tan said seriously to Xun You and other military advisers: "It seems that there will be an additional penalty in the future, and selling water-filled meat will be punished as fraud."

Xun You and the others nodded their heads, saying that the water-injected meat is a fake, so it must be a fraud, and it is indeed appropriate to deal with it according to the theory of fraud.

…………

The spring of 204 AD.

After the Spring Festival break.

The mansion of Taifu Ma Ribin.

Ma Rixun sat in the hall, listlessly reading a cheat book.Suddenly he picked up the needle and pricked a scarecrow a few times.

But after throwing the needle, I feel that after so many years, it has no effect at all. People are still alive and kicking, but they are getting more and more prosperous.

But his body and bones are not as good as before.

"Master, this is your salary for this month." The housekeeper came and presented a paper envelope.

Now no food is distributed, and all Huaxia coins are distributed.

After Ma Rizun opened it, he saw the serious portrait of Yuan Tan on the Huaxia coin, and he had the urge to tear up the note.

But Ma Rixin still took a dip in his saliva and lit up. "One five ten, two five twenty...."

"Master, the prime minister invited you to the whole pig feast at the palace..." the butler said at this time.

"The whole pig feast..." Ma Rixun was a little lost.

"Master, or I'll say you're sick..."

"Why don't I go? If I don't go, don't I appear to be afraid of national thieves?" Ma Rixun said angrily, "Bah~." He spat out a mouthful of saliva and nodded Grandpa Yuan in his hand.

to noon.

Yuan Tan held a whole pig banquet in the palace to show the world the results of pig raising.

After more than half a year of development, two batches of PIC pigs have been produced.

With the high birth rate of piglets and the doubling of the slaughter time, the production capacity of the supply chain has been increased by 10 times in an instant, and the meat production rate has been tripled, which is 3 times.

With the increase in the number, there will be another geometric explosive growth after the next two or three waves of littering.

Yuan Tan calculated that it should be able to quickly achieve a 100-fold increase in the supply rate.

In a short period of time, the production capacity has skyrocketed by a hundred times, so that the common people can eat cheap meat.

Therefore, roast suckling pig, a dish that was extremely precious before, can now be mass-produced.

At the whole pig banquet, there is a roast suckling pig in front of every official.

Baiguan looked at the roast suckling pig and sighed.

In the past, ordinary wealthy households could not eat meat regularly, but now, ordinary people can eat meat.

Don't say anything, the only way to pay tribute to the prime minister is to eat up the meat in front of him.

This is roast suckling pig. When was the last time I ate it? It seems that I have never eaten it...

We can't afford it at all.

"Haven't you eaten it?" Wang Lang looked at the officials on the left and right, "It's been 20 years since the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and even I have forgotten the taste. You have to eat the ears first, and hold the cow's ears to show respect to the owner .”

It turned out to be the case.

Immediately, he ate his ears first, and then gnawed them fiercely.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty ate the roast suckling pig silently. It was the first time in his life that he had such a luxurious dish, and he peeked at Yuan Tan with a complicated expression.

All the officials feasted on it.

Only Ma Rixun stared at the roast suckling pig in a daze.

Guo Tu asked, "Master Ma, why don't you eat meat?"

Ma Rixun said indifferently: "I have changed to a vegetarian diet and don't eat meat."

"Hehe, Mr. Ma is really good at joking. You can see that Mr. Ma's saliva is dripping out."

All the officials who took refuge in Yuan Tan burst out laughing.

And the loyal officials didn't care about Ma Ridun at the moment, and they were enjoying themselves.

Hearing everyone's ridicule, Ma Rixun realized that he had left a halazi.My heart tightened, but I still took out the handkerchief very elegantly, wiped the liquid from the corner of my mouth, and said lightly: "I am not greedy, but because I hate meat deeply in my heart."

"Master Ma's level of being a vegetarian is really high." Chen Lin said without concealing her contempt.

Of course the officials knew that Ma Rixun had vowed never to eat Yuan Tan's pork.But now, it's all Yuan Tan's pork. It seems that Mr. Ma can no longer eat meat.

a while.

Ma Rixun looked at the crowd eating and drinking, and watched the roast suckling pig in front of him swallow his saliva, his eyes gradually turned red.

"I absolutely can't eat it!"

"It's fine for me to break my oath, the main thing is that I got slapped in the face by Yuan Tan!"

"I am a veteran of the three dynasties, the emperor's teacher, my head can be cut off and bleeding, I must never be slapped in the face again!"

(End of this chapter)