PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 308 If you force me, I will kill myself!
After Yuan Tan returned, he found Zhao Ping, the captain of the pig farm and his former guard with a knife.

"Zhao Ping, is your daughter married yet?"

When Zhao Ping mentioned this matter, he wanted to cry a lot, and said: "Master, my daughter is too fat to eat, and I really can't get married."

"The truth is, let me betroth you to a family." Yuan Tan showed the caring demeanor of a great leader.

Zhao Ping must have been overwhelmed by being so cared for by the big boss, "My lord actually gave my daughter a marriage in person, which family is it?"

"Marry Your Majesty." Yuan Tan said with a smile.

"Ah!" Zhao Ping knelt in fright, "How is this possible!" He was completely shocked. He also thought that if the lord gave the marriage in person, he must be a good family, but he didn't expect it to be so good.

"But, will Your Majesty take a fancy to my daughter?"

"You don't have to worry about it, send your daughter here tomorrow, and I will take her to see His Majesty." Yuan Tan affirmed.

After half an hour.

Zhao Ping rushed into the courtyard of his own house, not even bothering to wipe off his sweat, "Daughter-in-law, son, daughter-in-law, you all come out, it's a big deal, a big deal!"

he growled.

"Father, save me!" Suddenly there was another roar.

Zhao Ping saw his daughter's huge body pressing on her brother's body at the door of the side room.

"Give me the pig's trotters, if not, I'll crush you to death!" Zhao Feique yelled violently, pressing his fat hand directly on his brother's face.

"Sister can't eat any more, and if she eats, she won't be able to get married!" Brother Zhao Feihu screamed miserably.I thought to myself that if you can't get married, wouldn't it mean that you will eat my father and me for the rest of my life, and my daughter-in-law will not be able to marry with you at home.

It seems that this is really a good brother, for the sake of his sister, he really went all out.

"I just want to eat, I'm hungry, whoever won't let me eat, I'll fight with my life!" Zhao Feique pounced on her brother's thin arm with his three hundred kilograms body.

Zhao Ping and his daughter-in-law rushed up to drag him.

But three hundred catties really can't be lifted.

It wasn't until Zhao Feique pounced on the ground and ate up the pig's trotters that the situation eased.

Zhao Ping wiped off his sweat. His daughter was doing well in all aspects, but after eating fat, her temper became particularly irritable.

"How can you get married like this, your father's salary can't support you anymore!" Zhao Ping's daughter-in-law, Wang Shi, cried.

Both Wang and her son are distraught at the moment.

Zhao Feique lay on the ground panting, after all, although he ate the pig's feet, he was out of breath after all the hard work.But looking at the satisfied expression, it seems that apart from eating, she doesn't need any other female virtues and shame.

However, at this moment Zhao Ping stood proudly.

"Husband, why are you not panicking at all?"

"Father, your daughter has become like this, and you are still so calm and calm. Is this really okay?"

Zhao Ping stood with his hands behind his back, and said: "I have to be so calm and calm, because I have already found a good family for your sister to marry her."

"Which family is so stupid?" Zhao Feihu's eyes widened.

Peng~
Mrs. Wang slapped her son on the head, and said excitedly: "Whoever wants to marry my daughter, the bride price is optional, and the dowry can be given more!"

"It's Your Majesty!" Zhao Ping said flatly.

"The man's name is Your Majesty, this name is quite strange..., what! Your Majesty!"

Wang and his son were shocked.

Zhao Ping looked at the stunned family members, and dared to take me to pretend to be a fly.

"Did you drink too much?" Wang was angry, "You are her own father, how can you make such a joke on such a big matter?"

Such a thing is tantamount to flying on a branch and turning into a phoenix, and it is human nature to be untrustworthy.

Zhao Ping smiled and said: "It's true, the prime minister summoned him personally and said that he would give our daughter a marriage!"

"There are so many beautiful girls, why are you looking for my sister?" Zhao Feihu became suspicious, "There must be something wrong here, right?"

Zhao Ping looked at his son approvingly, and said: "Your father and I were the prime minister's confidant guards with swords, and now we are also guarding such an important unit as the breeding farm. My daughter is also the prime minister's confidant."

"Girl, you have entered the palace and must listen to the prime minister."

Zhao Feique had been listening in a daze, and didn't believe that he could become a queen at all. At this moment, he finally realized, "Tacha..., I'm going to be a queen! Quickly make me five catties of braised pork, and I want to make up for it!"

Chattering laughter spread out, frightened a group of pastoral dogs playing on the street and fled in all directions.

vertical day.

In the main hall of the imperial palace, all the officials paid attention to Prime Minister Yuan.

"Prime Minister, you said that there is a better candidate today, did you come?" Han Xiandi asked impatiently without even sitting down after going to court.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty Liu Xie was very anxious. After all, he was already at a young age and had never enjoyed a woman.If you always read comic books, you can't hold back the fire even more.

"Your Majesty, you are so clever, how did you know that the old minister brought it?" Yuan Tan said flatly.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is about to cry, you are already the third generation of traitors in my Han family, but you are the youngest, you are old, don’t play tricks on me, quickly bring it here to have a look.

a while.

When Zhao Feique walked up to the main hall with elegant lotus steps, all the officials from both the enemy and us were shaken.

What kind of waist is the waist, the waist of the millennium poplar.What kind of legs are the legs, pleated elephant legs.

It's still twisting, it's like a pig dancing a peacock dance.The old bat insisted that he was a little butterfly.

As Zhao Feique waved the handkerchief, pretending to be shy, all the officials almost threw up.

Especially Ma Rixun and the others, their livers and gallbladders are torn apart. I didn't expect, I didn't expect, I thought the national traitor was a good man, but I didn't expect to finally show his shameless fangs, and one guy sucked our blood tank dry.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty sat on the dragon platform, shaking like a break dancer.

Zhao Feique suddenly felt refreshed all over, and seemed to be shocked by his own beauty, and you all looked dumbfounded, which is really embarrassing.

"This woman is more beautiful than the ones from yesterday?" Ma Rizun asked tremblingly.

"Yeah, I think it looks good."

As Yuan Tan stood with his hands behind his back, Zhao Feique looked at the sky at 45 degrees.

"Hehe, the prime minister really disagrees with the aesthetic concept." Dong Cheng, the uncle of the country, said bitterly.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty became terrified, like a coward rushing to the battlefield.

"I won't marry her even if I'm killed, she's just a pig! She's not as strong as the five pigs before!"

Guo Tu and the others were also terrified. It seems that the lord's idea is good, but Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty would not marry such a daughter-in-law if he committed suicide, right?
Sure enough, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty picked up the inkstone resolutely, "Prime Minister, if you force me, I will kill myself! This time, I am for real!"

After speaking, he aimed at his own head.

Ma Rixun and the others were shocked, Your Majesty, he should have committed suicide, but you have committed suicide instead!

There is no such thing as a great country thief in the world, and I have never seen a situation where His Majesty wants to commit suicide in front of a country thief.

(End of this chapter)