PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 317
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It comes once every ten years.

Ten years ago, who disturbed the people of the world?

It was Dong Zhuo's chaos.

More than ten years later, who is affecting the hearts of more than 2000 million people.

It is national fitness.

With the popularization of Yuan Tan's national fitness campaign, people in northern and eastern China are happily losing weight.

There is nothing better than losing weight and making money.

After one month of national fitness, the effect is very remarkable.

At the acceptance inspection sites arranged by Yuan Tan in various places, too many people who received fitness bonuses flocked.

Especially in Yecheng, the capital of the country with the best living conditions, the places where bonuses are distributed in various districts are already overcrowded.

The government had to send troops to maintain order.

"How many pounds have you lost?"

"Ten pounds."

"Hehe, then you can't do it. I lost 5000 catties and got [-] yuan."

"Twenty catties counted as wool, my son lost thirty catties!"

Everyone looked over with admiration, and one of them said, "I have to say, your son was too fat before."

"Isn't this Wang Niuwa? She has lost thirty catties. It's not bad, let's get on the scale."

The staff looked over.

Wang Niu's father hurriedly put his son on the scale, and he himself was ready to collect the money.

The staff checked the records, and sure enough, they lost [-] catties successfully.

Huh huh huh, clicked out a pile of Grandpa Yuan and handed it over, "I actually lost 7000 catties, not bad, not bad, this is [-] yuan. How do you feel about your life now?"

After all, Wang Niuwa was a teenager, so she was still very embarrassed at the moment, and said truthfully: "You are as light as a swallow, it's better to be thinner."

"It's good to know." The trainer was serious with some contempt, "In order for you to have a good body, the lord will give you money if you lose weight."

"My lord's sage has never existed in eternity. It is a blessing for your generation to live under the rule of my lord. Who will give you money to make you lose weight? Don't be in the blessings and not know your blessings in the future."

Everyone looked at Wang Niuwa and his son with envy. Not only did his son lose weight and gain a good body, he also made a lot of money, which is really enviable.

"Next," said the staff member.

So Wang Niu's father took his son and walked out happily.

At this time, the officer maintaining order was chatting elsewhere.

One person said: "When I first registered, I was also leading the army on duty here. At that time, all the f*cking ones were fat people, so fat and disgusting."

He said again: "It's much better now, it seems that the weight loss work has been successful, so there will be a source of soldiers."

Another officer's expression darkened when he heard these words, "There is a source of woolen soldiers."

"Hey brother, how can you say that?"

"I have inside information. I've heard that my lord has emptied the national treasury in order to make these mediocre people lose weight. My lord planned to repair the yard, but the work stopped."

The officer looked contemptuously at the people who came to receive the money and received the money, "These people don't know how the good days are here. If the Lord can't unify the world, when these people live in hard times, I don't know if they will think of today. things."

"Lose weight and still get money, what is the minimum morality of being a human being?"

"Just my lord, give them money to let them lose weight comfortably. If it were me, I would grab all the strong men and drag them to dig the Grand Canal, and they would lose more weight in a month than they do now."

At this time, another officer came over, "I heard that some people in the court are waiting to see the joke about the lord's lack of money."

"Look at these people, who gets more money in comparison, what the hell..."

"Really?" Some people didn't believe it.

"Really? I just came out of the back hall, and the military division Jushou was moaning there."

Compared with the people who were eager to receive money, the soldiers all gritted their teeth.

Wang Niu's father was happy after receiving the money, and planned to buy some things to go back to celebrate, but after hearing these words, he stood still.

Behind him, Wang Niuwa kept pulling at the corner of his father's clothes.

Wang Niu's father was stunned for a while, then turned around, pulled his son up, and resolutely returned to the place where the money was collected.

"Why did you come back? Could it be that the money I gave you was miscalculated?" the staff asked in confusion.

"There is no mistake in the calculation." Wang Niu's father said decisively.

"You didn't miscalculate what you are doing when you come back. Are you going to make trouble?" The staff became vigilant.

Everyone clearly saw that Wang Niu's father's eyes were red, as if he was going to fight someone desperately, and it seemed that he must have made a major life decision.

slap~
Wang Niu's father slapped the money back on the table.

"What are you going to do? Are you still not satisfied with the money? How can you do this! If you act recklessly, I will call the soldiers to arrest you." The staff stood up nervously and glared at the past.

The soldiers maintaining law and order nearby have already run over, they are very angry, these people are so ruthless, the prime minister gave you money for nothing, and you still want to make trouble!
It seems that I have forgotten how sad the bad days are, and I have forgotten how the good days come!
If you catch it, you have to catch it like this.

Wang Niu's father shouted, "I don't want a penny from the prime minister. For our own good, the prime minister will give us money back if we lose weight. But if you give us the money, you won't have money to fight those princes!"

"Without a prime minister, my son, my grandson, would have to live the hard life before..."

"You still want to eat fat? Eat shit!"

Everyone looked at the roaring Wang Niu's father, and they were completely dumbfounded. Suddenly, the scene was silent.

The soldiers and staff were all stunned. It seemed that this commoner had made a big deal, but why didn't we want to stop him at all?

The people who came here to take money gradually looked at Wang Niu and his son with admiration.

Wang Niu's father said seriously to his son, "Do you still remember crying when you were hungry at night?"

Wang Niu nodded,

The father said seriously: "Then continue to exercise, build a good body, join the army, and defend the homeland. This way your son won't cry from hunger at night."

The son's determined expression said, "Father, I will not let my son cry from hunger!"

Wang Niu's father took out another wad of money from his pocket and slapped it on the table.

"What are you doing?" The staff member was shocked and puzzled.

There were tears in Wang Niu's father's eyes, "I, Wang Yan, have never had money, but now I have money, why I have money, I know very well. I can't ask the prime minister for a penny, I have to give The prime minister donates money."

"Without a prime minister, there would be no home. Only by defeating the enemy thoroughly can my descendants truly live a good life!"

"I'll donate too!" Wang Niu took out fifty cents and put it on the table, looking at his father with admiration.

Everyone looked at fifty cents, no one thought it was too little, but it was so heavy.

People thought about it, realized it, and donated money instead of asking for money.

"military adviser!"

The officers on duty ran into the back hall.

Seeing the officer's shocked expression, Ju Shou sighed, and said lightly, "Is it over again? Take it away." He pointed to the last cash box in the hall.

"No, the people don't want the money, and they returned the money, and donated it to us!"

"What! Are you crazy!" Ju Shou was dumbfounded.

a while.

Looking at the hot scene outside, Jushou said to the people around him: "I should be happy, but why do I want to cry?"

Military division, stop talking, we are already crying.

"What a simple people. The Lord loves the people so much, and the people love the Lord so much. I seem to have seen the prosperous age coming. No, this is the prosperous age!"

…………

Later, in the palace hall.

Today's court meeting lasted a little longer, because Yuan Tan's current economic situation is too bad, so he needs to arrange work very carefully.

Grand Tutor Ma Rixun, Guojiu Dong Cheng and the others were sneering and sarcastic at the moment.

"I didn't think so, I never thought that even Prime Minister Yuan would have no money."

Another gloat.

It's another celebration of playing the crown, no money is good, and the beginning of the defeat of the country's traitors came from here.

"I didn't expect that I, Ma Rixun, would be lucky enough to witness the defeat of the three waves of national thieves. Why did Yuan Tan's defeat alone make me feel more joyful?" Ma Rixun said lightly.

Dong Cheng and the others immediately looked over, old lady Fu, you have spoken to our hearts, seeing Yuan Tan's defeat is truly worthwhile.

The iron-clad traitor of the Han Dynasty!

Although they are full of worries about the future of the Han Dynasty, their mood at this moment is joy.

"Military Master Jushou is here!"

At this time, Jushou entered the palace.

Of course everyone knows that Ju Shou is in charge of distributing the weight loss fund. Now it's a time of busy work, why does he appear here?

"Prime Minister!" Jushou Natou bowed, and shed tears.

Ma Rixun and the others thumped in their hearts, and they couldn't help but look at Guo Tu. Could it be that Jushou also imitated Guo Tu's pretense.Every time Yuan Tan won a big victory, Guo Tu would come crying, making us think that we had lost, and we were so excited that we were beaten in the face.

"It shouldn't be a fake this time. It must be that Yuan Tan has no money." Ma Rixun was the first to get excited.

Dong Cheng and the others looked at each other and felt that this time it was true.After all, this time is to send money, and the money has been sent out, no good things will happen anyway.

So they were also happy, and looked at it, they all made this top military strategist cry anxiously, he had no money, he deserved it.

Yuan Tan's heart skipped a beat.

"Ju Shou, has the money been distributed? Take my seal and go to the treasury to get it." Yuan Tan sighed, not expecting that the enthusiasm of the whole people to lose weight was so high, the money was gone like a river flowing into the sea.

Ever since, in the main hall, the same thing has two completely different moods, one is worried and the other is elated.

"Prime Minister, my lords, why am I so happy, old man? I want to laugh, let me laugh twice, hehehe..." Ma Rixun looked at Yuan Tan and the others and smiled gracefully.

No money to see how he fights, how to pacify the world.Whether to inform Cao Cao and others immediately, now is a good opportunity to attack Yuan Tan.

Including Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, everyone laughed.Seeing Guo Tu and the others look at them with angry eyes, they howled with excitement.

(End of this chapter)