PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 339 Xianbei people
Chapter 339 Xianbei people
Yuan Tan couldn't figure it out when he saw that the daughter-in-law fans were all healthy but sad.
"Why don't you like it? We're about to have a baby!" Yuan Tan said.
"I gained another five catties."
"You are only five catties, I have gained ten catties."
The daughter-in-law fans looked at each other, for the sake of their children, they really tried their best to eat, but how can they compete for favor after eating fat?
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yuan Tan with 'resentment', in order to give birth to this stinky man, let's see what we are now.
Yuan Tan suddenly realized that it turned out to be the reason for this tradition, so he immediately patted his chest, "Daughter-in-law fans, don't worry, my husband is the god of medicine, I guarantee that you will recover in one month, and there is still enough milk, if the children can't eat by then , I can do it for you."
He suddenly found that the listless daughter-in-law fans were all refreshed.
Immediately surrounded himself.
"Let me lose weight first!"
"I booked first!"
All with big bellies, they all came to bow to Yuan Tan.
Yuan Tan was sweating profusely, retreating steadily, a weapon like a big belly really can't be offended, ah, it's a bunch of bullies.
So, in the Xiangfu, which had been deserted for a long time, laughter came again.
a few days later.
night.
Yuan Tan lay in the big empty room, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
After all, he used to be accompanied by his daughter-in-law fans, but he still couldn't adapt to the life of living alone in his own home.
"Now is October, Zhen Mi is next month, Zhang Chunhua is next month, Fushou is next January, Cai Yan is next February, Xiao Qiao is March, and Da Qiao is April."
I suddenly feel that I have been busy for the past six months.
Yuan Tan suddenly felt that at least another year of loneliness.
Invincible is the loneliest, and lonely is also the most invincible, able to kill anyone.
"I can't do it!" Yuan Tan wailed suddenly, "Diao Chan, the master is cold, come and warm the bed."
As soon as the words were finished, there was movement on the other side of the wall. A beautiful woman came with a fragrant wind and a tulle belt, just like Chang'e.
After the goddess arrived, without saying a word, she got into Yuan Tan's bed.
It seems that the goddess is very conscientious about her duties and responsibilities, and it is her responsibility and obligation to warm the bed for the master.
But apart from the obligation, the goddess is more conscientious about her duties.
Yuan Tan leaned over, "Hey, why is it so cold here? Damn it, Diao Chan, why are you wearing iron pants! Is the truth so scary?"
Diao Chan sneered again and again and didn't respond at all.
After a while, Diao Chan screamed, "My iron pants are locked, how did you open them?"
Diao Chan was so frightened that she quickly ran away, and she was in shock again. You must know that the lock she locked was a golden lock, how did she open it?
"Cicada, it's really cold." Yuan Tan howled.
"You can't unlock it this time." Came a delicate voice.
"Well, the truth is just getting used to it."
"You are not a thief, and you still have this habit?"
"This... Although the truth is not a thief, the truth is a thief. When I see the lock where my belongings are hidden, I want to open it!"
Diao Chan immediately felt that Yuan Tan was even more mysterious, and that this or that kind of unimaginable skill was quite impressive. "What does it mean to hide his belongings, I'm so mad!"
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of the most beautiful woman in the world, the pretense value will be increased by 9.
Yuan Tan received the pretense value, and felt that this wave was not a loss, at least he had the pretense value.
Ever since, Yuan Tan frequently launched offensives against Diao Chan, but it was difficult to capture them.
Yuan Tan was very depressed, no wonder husbands cheated on their wives after they got pregnant, it turned out that there were routines.
…………
On this day, the palace hall is the grand court meeting at the end of the month.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty on the dragon platform was not at all energetic, and Yuan Tan sitting a little below the dragon platform was also not at all energetic.
All the officials felt strange, how could their expressions be so unanimous?
"Your Majesty must be worried because he can't have children. The Prime Minister must be worried because everyone is having children."
Everyone looked at Wang Lang with admiring eyes, and had to give a thumbs up, sir, your eyes are vicious.
At this time, Captain Karasuma Yan Rou came.
After Yuan Tan established friendship with Karasuma King Taton, he accepted Yan Rou as Karasuma Captain to maintain the law and order and stability of the border grassland.
"Prime Minister, Xianbei's envoys have arrived and are waiting for the Prime Minister's summons," Yan Judao said.
Yuan Tan knew about this a long time ago, and he didn't expect that the Xianbei people had already established the country.
This comes from the appearance of a more powerful king named Ke Bineng among the Xianbei people.
According to intelligence, Ke Bi Neng was born in the Xianbei branch. He was elected as the king by the Xianbei people because of his bravery in combat, fair law enforcement, and not greedy for money.
Ke Bineng's tribe gradually became stronger, controlling more than [-] riders, and conquering the entire prairie.
Every time the property is robbed, Ke Bineng will distribute it openly and transparently, so everyone will die hard.The leaders of Xianbei ministries feared him, so a powerful Xianbei regime was established.
After a while.
A middle-aged man wearing a prairie man's bunt robe, a fur hat on his head, and two sable tails on both sides entered the hall.
This man has a hulking back and a stern look on his face.With staring eyes, the man-eating eyes looked back at the officials who scrutinized him.
Many officials had to look sideways under his murderous eyes.
"The Xianbei envoy 'Ju Luohou' has seen His Majesty the Emperor of the Han Dynasty and Prime Minister Yuan of the Han Dynasty."
According to intelligence, Ju Luohou is Ke Bineng's younger brother.
Ju Luohou said these words in Xianbei language, and when he saw the officials in the hall who couldn't understand, Ju Luohou laughed.
"Juluohou, you are here on behalf of Ke Bineng. On such a serious occasion, why are you smiling?" Yuan Tan said in Xianbei language.You must know that he is a master of global languages. Xianbei dialect is too childish, and he can speak the language of primitive people.
Baiguan's eyes widened immediately, prime minister, you are so awesome, you can speak Xianbei, it's amazing.
The officials were too shocked.
And Ju Luohou was also shocked.
Yan Rou was also shocked, originally he planned to be an interpreter.I didn't expect the prime minister to say it, and it was more correct than what I said.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive in front of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, and the pretense value will be increased by 8.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for shocking the Xianbei envoy's successful pretense, and the pretense value is increased by 9.
Yuan Tan cheerfully accepted the pretense value. If you want to act pretentious in front of Lao Tzu, that doesn't exist. He said, "What can Kebi send you for?"
Ju Luohou was not to be outdone, he used Chinese and said: "We heard that the great man has declined, and it is no longer the trend of being punished no matter how far away."
Before the words fell, the officials were all angry.
The old lady Fu Ma Rixun was the most angry.
Ju Luohou didn't care about these gazes, and said: "But under the rule of Prime Minister Yuan, there is a tendency to change the dynasty..."
Baiguan was stunned this time. He thought that Ju Luohou was talking about Zhongxing, but he didn't expect to use the words to change the dynasty.
How can you be so good at telling the truth?
Ma Rixun stood up and said angrily: "This person slanders the Han Dynasty, the prime minister, you must kill him, kill him!"
Yuan Tan frowned, "Old Master, please don't get excited. He said that obviously he is not afraid of death. Killing him will only fulfill his reputation."
Ju Luohou looked at Yuan Tan in surprise, he didn't expect Yuan Tan to dare to speak so bluntly, and he felt in his heart that Prime Minister Yuan was really not a good quarrel and not aggressive.
I have to say that Yuan Tan's analysis is correct.
It is more uncomfortable to beat Ju Luohou physically and mentally than to kill him.
In fact, Ju Luohou came here to see if Yuan Tan is strong or not.
Moreover, Ju Luohou is very conceited about the fighting power of his Xianbei tribe.
In the three views of Xianbei people, the big fist has the final say.
Therefore, he directly looked down on people like Yuan Tan.
Pang Tong came out at this time, and said coldly: "This Xianbei envoy, do you know what Yelang is arrogant?"
"Hehehe..." Ju Luohou smiled lightly, "Of course I know, you are Yelang arrogant."
I rub.
Feng Chu was angry, but she was exceptionally calm, and said calmly: "What's the use of saying so much with just one mouth? I also said that you Xianbei Wang Ke Bineng is an imbecile."
Retarded child?
All the officials were shocked, but it seemed that only Pang Tong released the little beast in his heart to deal with these savages who didn't understand etiquette, justice and shame.
After thinking for a while, Baiguan couldn't help but chuckle.
This imbecile used it just right.
Sneaking together, this voice can be listened to.
Ju Luohou was furious, did not expect this young man to be more vicious than himself?He found that he had encountered a problem, and it was not enough to use words to deal with such a person, but to speak with strength.
Under the eyes of all the officials, Ju Luohou stood with his hands behind his back, and said calmly: "I brought the number one warrior of our clan, named Ba Tulu. Is there anyone in your country who dares to fight him? How about this, I will send you directly Let’s play the first fierce general, so as not to waste time fighting one by one.”
Now everyone can see that this Xianbei is here to pretend.
Moreover, many people also saw the true purpose of the Xianbei people's visit. After all, the border of Yuan Tan bordered on the grassland.
If these Xianbei people can't be deterred, these people will bite people.
Ever since, everyone's eyes turned to Yuan Tan, and Yuan Tan was still needed to make up his mind at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
Yuan Tan couldn't figure it out when he saw that the daughter-in-law fans were all healthy but sad.
"Why don't you like it? We're about to have a baby!" Yuan Tan said.
"I gained another five catties."
"You are only five catties, I have gained ten catties."
The daughter-in-law fans looked at each other, for the sake of their children, they really tried their best to eat, but how can they compete for favor after eating fat?
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yuan Tan with 'resentment', in order to give birth to this stinky man, let's see what we are now.
Yuan Tan suddenly realized that it turned out to be the reason for this tradition, so he immediately patted his chest, "Daughter-in-law fans, don't worry, my husband is the god of medicine, I guarantee that you will recover in one month, and there is still enough milk, if the children can't eat by then , I can do it for you."
He suddenly found that the listless daughter-in-law fans were all refreshed.
Immediately surrounded himself.
"Let me lose weight first!"
"I booked first!"
All with big bellies, they all came to bow to Yuan Tan.
Yuan Tan was sweating profusely, retreating steadily, a weapon like a big belly really can't be offended, ah, it's a bunch of bullies.
So, in the Xiangfu, which had been deserted for a long time, laughter came again.
a few days later.
night.
Yuan Tan lay in the big empty room, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
After all, he used to be accompanied by his daughter-in-law fans, but he still couldn't adapt to the life of living alone in his own home.
"Now is October, Zhen Mi is next month, Zhang Chunhua is next month, Fushou is next January, Cai Yan is next February, Xiao Qiao is March, and Da Qiao is April."
I suddenly feel that I have been busy for the past six months.
Yuan Tan suddenly felt that at least another year of loneliness.
Invincible is the loneliest, and lonely is also the most invincible, able to kill anyone.
"I can't do it!" Yuan Tan wailed suddenly, "Diao Chan, the master is cold, come and warm the bed."
As soon as the words were finished, there was movement on the other side of the wall. A beautiful woman came with a fragrant wind and a tulle belt, just like Chang'e.
After the goddess arrived, without saying a word, she got into Yuan Tan's bed.
It seems that the goddess is very conscientious about her duties and responsibilities, and it is her responsibility and obligation to warm the bed for the master.
But apart from the obligation, the goddess is more conscientious about her duties.
Yuan Tan leaned over, "Hey, why is it so cold here? Damn it, Diao Chan, why are you wearing iron pants! Is the truth so scary?"
Diao Chan sneered again and again and didn't respond at all.
After a while, Diao Chan screamed, "My iron pants are locked, how did you open them?"
Diao Chan was so frightened that she quickly ran away, and she was in shock again. You must know that the lock she locked was a golden lock, how did she open it?
"Cicada, it's really cold." Yuan Tan howled.
"You can't unlock it this time." Came a delicate voice.
"Well, the truth is just getting used to it."
"You are not a thief, and you still have this habit?"
"This... Although the truth is not a thief, the truth is a thief. When I see the lock where my belongings are hidden, I want to open it!"
Diao Chan immediately felt that Yuan Tan was even more mysterious, and that this or that kind of unimaginable skill was quite impressive. "What does it mean to hide his belongings, I'm so mad!"
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of the most beautiful woman in the world, the pretense value will be increased by 9.
Yuan Tan received the pretense value, and felt that this wave was not a loss, at least he had the pretense value.
Ever since, Yuan Tan frequently launched offensives against Diao Chan, but it was difficult to capture them.
Yuan Tan was very depressed, no wonder husbands cheated on their wives after they got pregnant, it turned out that there were routines.
…………
On this day, the palace hall is the grand court meeting at the end of the month.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty on the dragon platform was not at all energetic, and Yuan Tan sitting a little below the dragon platform was also not at all energetic.
All the officials felt strange, how could their expressions be so unanimous?
"Your Majesty must be worried because he can't have children. The Prime Minister must be worried because everyone is having children."
Everyone looked at Wang Lang with admiring eyes, and had to give a thumbs up, sir, your eyes are vicious.
At this time, Captain Karasuma Yan Rou came.
After Yuan Tan established friendship with Karasuma King Taton, he accepted Yan Rou as Karasuma Captain to maintain the law and order and stability of the border grassland.
"Prime Minister, Xianbei's envoys have arrived and are waiting for the Prime Minister's summons," Yan Judao said.
Yuan Tan knew about this a long time ago, and he didn't expect that the Xianbei people had already established the country.
This comes from the appearance of a more powerful king named Ke Bineng among the Xianbei people.
According to intelligence, Ke Bi Neng was born in the Xianbei branch. He was elected as the king by the Xianbei people because of his bravery in combat, fair law enforcement, and not greedy for money.
Ke Bineng's tribe gradually became stronger, controlling more than [-] riders, and conquering the entire prairie.
Every time the property is robbed, Ke Bineng will distribute it openly and transparently, so everyone will die hard.The leaders of Xianbei ministries feared him, so a powerful Xianbei regime was established.
After a while.
A middle-aged man wearing a prairie man's bunt robe, a fur hat on his head, and two sable tails on both sides entered the hall.
This man has a hulking back and a stern look on his face.With staring eyes, the man-eating eyes looked back at the officials who scrutinized him.
Many officials had to look sideways under his murderous eyes.
"The Xianbei envoy 'Ju Luohou' has seen His Majesty the Emperor of the Han Dynasty and Prime Minister Yuan of the Han Dynasty."
According to intelligence, Ju Luohou is Ke Bineng's younger brother.
Ju Luohou said these words in Xianbei language, and when he saw the officials in the hall who couldn't understand, Ju Luohou laughed.
"Juluohou, you are here on behalf of Ke Bineng. On such a serious occasion, why are you smiling?" Yuan Tan said in Xianbei language.You must know that he is a master of global languages. Xianbei dialect is too childish, and he can speak the language of primitive people.
Baiguan's eyes widened immediately, prime minister, you are so awesome, you can speak Xianbei, it's amazing.
The officials were too shocked.
And Ju Luohou was also shocked.
Yan Rou was also shocked, originally he planned to be an interpreter.I didn't expect the prime minister to say it, and it was more correct than what I said.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive in front of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, and the pretense value will be increased by 8.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for shocking the Xianbei envoy's successful pretense, and the pretense value is increased by 9.
Yuan Tan cheerfully accepted the pretense value. If you want to act pretentious in front of Lao Tzu, that doesn't exist. He said, "What can Kebi send you for?"
Ju Luohou was not to be outdone, he used Chinese and said: "We heard that the great man has declined, and it is no longer the trend of being punished no matter how far away."
Before the words fell, the officials were all angry.
The old lady Fu Ma Rixun was the most angry.
Ju Luohou didn't care about these gazes, and said: "But under the rule of Prime Minister Yuan, there is a tendency to change the dynasty..."
Baiguan was stunned this time. He thought that Ju Luohou was talking about Zhongxing, but he didn't expect to use the words to change the dynasty.
How can you be so good at telling the truth?
Ma Rixun stood up and said angrily: "This person slanders the Han Dynasty, the prime minister, you must kill him, kill him!"
Yuan Tan frowned, "Old Master, please don't get excited. He said that obviously he is not afraid of death. Killing him will only fulfill his reputation."
Ju Luohou looked at Yuan Tan in surprise, he didn't expect Yuan Tan to dare to speak so bluntly, and he felt in his heart that Prime Minister Yuan was really not a good quarrel and not aggressive.
I have to say that Yuan Tan's analysis is correct.
It is more uncomfortable to beat Ju Luohou physically and mentally than to kill him.
In fact, Ju Luohou came here to see if Yuan Tan is strong or not.
Moreover, Ju Luohou is very conceited about the fighting power of his Xianbei tribe.
In the three views of Xianbei people, the big fist has the final say.
Therefore, he directly looked down on people like Yuan Tan.
Pang Tong came out at this time, and said coldly: "This Xianbei envoy, do you know what Yelang is arrogant?"
"Hehehe..." Ju Luohou smiled lightly, "Of course I know, you are Yelang arrogant."
I rub.
Feng Chu was angry, but she was exceptionally calm, and said calmly: "What's the use of saying so much with just one mouth? I also said that you Xianbei Wang Ke Bineng is an imbecile."
Retarded child?
All the officials were shocked, but it seemed that only Pang Tong released the little beast in his heart to deal with these savages who didn't understand etiquette, justice and shame.
After thinking for a while, Baiguan couldn't help but chuckle.
This imbecile used it just right.
Sneaking together, this voice can be listened to.
Ju Luohou was furious, did not expect this young man to be more vicious than himself?He found that he had encountered a problem, and it was not enough to use words to deal with such a person, but to speak with strength.
Under the eyes of all the officials, Ju Luohou stood with his hands behind his back, and said calmly: "I brought the number one warrior of our clan, named Ba Tulu. Is there anyone in your country who dares to fight him? How about this, I will send you directly Let’s play the first fierce general, so as not to waste time fighting one by one.”
Now everyone can see that this Xianbei is here to pretend.
Moreover, many people also saw the true purpose of the Xianbei people's visit. After all, the border of Yuan Tan bordered on the grassland.
If these Xianbei people can't be deterred, these people will bite people.
Ever since, everyone's eyes turned to Yuan Tan, and Yuan Tan was still needed to make up his mind at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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