PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 359
"I'm Cao Lang, Cao Qilai!" Yuan Tan clasped his fists and saluted.

"My next name is Zhuge Liang Kongming!" Zhuge Liang saluted with his fan in his arms.

Yuan Tan found out that Zhuge Liang didn't recognize him, and he was very happy, "Kong Ming, you brought a magical animal, such a big one, the journey must not be easy."

Cao Cao became a little anxious, thinking that son-in-law, I asked you to deal with this Zhuge Liang, why are you still putting money on his face? Look at him now, his tail is going to the sky.

Xiahoudun and the others were also anxious. It seemed that Cao Qilai didn't know this magical animal either. If not, he definitely wouldn't have said that.

Zhuge Liang's expression was more calm, which was in stark contrast to Cao Cao's flustered circle.

"However, this animal is really ordinary, and it doesn't have any airs." Yuan Tan said lightly.

After Zhuge Liang heard these words, he raised his head and laughed, "Dear man, you don't even know the name of this animal, how dare you say such a thing?"

Cao Cao and the others were on fire at the moment, and it seemed that Yuan Tanlai had once again embarrassed him.

But they didn't blame Yuan Tan, after all Zhuge Liang was able to take out this animal, it must be taken out because no one can recognize it.

"Isn't this an elephant, what's so strange?" Yuan Tan said with a look of disgust.

Elephant?

Cao Cao and the others hurried to see Zhuge Liang.

Seeing that Zhuge Liang was stunned, the towel collapsed, "How do you know it belongs to an elephant!"

Zhuge Liang was so astonished that someone knew an elephant, which was unexpected.

Yuan Tan looked disgusted, "Elephants, even three-year-olds know about them."

Cao Cao and the others were immediately embarrassed, and said to themselves, don't say that, it will make us three-year-olds worse.

It seems that Cao Lang was right, it was originally called an elephant.

Cao Cao hugged Yuan Tan excitedly, "Son-in-law, if it weren't for you, what would I do today."

It seems that Cao Cao was under too much pressure just now. After all, he is the overlord of the Central Plains, and he really couldn't stand being suppressed by a little fresh meat.

Yuan Tan patted Cao Cao on the shoulder, "Elephants are found in groups in Nanban, and they are not rare species."

Cao Cao laughed loudly, "So it's an elephant, nothing unusual." After speaking, he looked at Zhuge Liang, I'm sorry Wolong, I couldn't make you pretend to be successful today.I have a son-in-law Cao Qilai, so don't even try to play tricks on me in the future.

Zhuge Liang was depressed at this moment. He came to Cao Cao's side this time, and he was sure that Cao Cao would not dare to offend himself in order to fight Yuan Tan.

And when you bring an elephant, no one knows it, and it spreads to boost your reputation.

Unexpectedly, someone knew what the special code was, and said there was nothing unusual about it.

In this way, it seems that I am stupid.Not to mention boosting the prestige, depending on the situation, the prestige will drop.

I go!

Zhuge Liang couldn't take it anymore, he slammed the feather fan in his hand, and looked at Yuan Tan fiercely.

Yuan Tan was afraid of Zhuge Liang, so he didn't care.

However, Cao Cao and the others were very dissatisfied with Zhuge Liang's expression at the moment.

"Son-in-law, you have a broad mind, and you can come up with a difficult problem to stump him." Cao Cao said eagerly, looking at Yuan Tan.

Guo Jia was depressed. It seemed that in the future, his rank as a great military adviser would be lower, and his son-in-law Chenglong Kuai would completely ascend to the second position of Cao Jun in the future.

"Hehehe..." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan. You must know that he is the number one in the ten-thousand-year assessment of the academy. What questions have you never seen?At this moment, he desperately hoped that Yuan Tan would ask a question, and he would answer it right away, which would save his appearance.

"Ask a question!" Yuan Tan said seriously, like an old master in a school.

"Answer!" Zhuge Liang was very calm, and he had always been so calm in ten years of cold windows.

Cao Cao, Guo Jia and the others looked at the two of them and couldn't help thinking, what questions would Cao Qilai ask?

Yuan Tan asked Zhuge Liang, "Zhuge Kongming, how much does this elephant you bring weigh?"

"Ah?" Zhuge Liang had thought about the difficult problem of Jiuzhang's arithmetic and the mystery of Qimen Dunjia, but he never expected that Yuan Tan would ask him how much an elephant weighs.Who knows this special meow?At that time, the hair became a chicken coop.

Cao Cao and the others were also dumbfounded, but after realizing it, they stretched out their thumbs to praise Yuan Tan.I have to say that this young man is too witty.

You must know that Zhuge Liang is the number one in the academic examination for ten thousand years. What problems has he not encountered?
But looking at the expression on the face of Wannian Number One, it is obvious that this question has stumped Wannian Number One.

There were exclamations from the surroundings.

After the common people learned of this situation, they were all shocked.

"It seems that Mr. Cao has found a very arrogant son-in-law this time."

"What the hell is Wolong meeting Cao Qilai, it's basically 'playing a lantern to go to the toilet——take shit (seeking death)'"

"This..." Zhuge Liang wanted to cry without tears, he almost wanted to go up and pinch Yuan Tan's neck, he asked meow this is a woolen question, but it was too awesome.

Now Zhuge Liang will not do this question.

Yuan Tan looked like a kindergarten teacher reminding the students, "If you are so smart, think of a way to call it."

Zhuge Liang was even more stumped, he shook his feather fan anxiously, and said angrily, "There is no such a big scale, how can we weigh it? Why don't you weigh it?"

Yuan Tan laughed and said, "This is a gift from you. Of course, you have to tell me how much it weighs. If you can't tell, it's not too late for us to talk."

After speaking, he looked at Cao Cao and the others.

Cao Cao and the others immediately stroked their beards with proud expressions, and said to Cao Qilai that what you said was so right, that's the reason.

Guo Jia, as an academic elite, stepped out and looked at Zhuge Liang, "Of course there must be a gift list and details when giving a gift. If you don't have anything, then you are being rude."

Zhuge Liang was about to smoke.Everything was under control, until Cao Qilai appeared, everything changed.

Zhuge Liang looked at the elephant and thought about it. After a while, he felt that this was the most brain-burning time in his life.

How do you weigh such a big one?

Cao Cao and the others watched with a smile.

"Hehehe..." Suddenly Zhuge Liang laughed.

Cao Cao and the others immediately became nervous.

"I've already figured out a way." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly, because nothing in this world could stop him.

"What is your solution?" Cao Cao asked with a tricky look.

"I disassembled the elephant into eight pieces and weighed them separately."

Suddenly, Cao Cao and the others stared wide-eyed. It had to be said that the first ten thousand years of the academy school really had a brush, which was too witty.

Zhuge Liang regained his composure, looked at Yuan Tan, "Hehehe..."

"How can you kill animals?" Yuan Tan walked over to the elephant with a look of disdain.

The elephant stretched out its front foot and shook hands with Yuan Tan.

Cao Cao and the others were dumbfounded again.Son-in-law, you are so awesome, how did you get along with this behemoth?

You must know that so far, Cao Cao and the others only dared to watch from a distance, and did not dare to approach at all.In order to prevent the giant beast from going mad, killing people is only a matter of one kick.

"You want to kill such a cute animal. You are too cruel. Could it be that he was infected by Uncle Liu?" Yuan Tan was very angry.

Cao Cao and the others nodded when they heard this, and looked at Zhuge Liang with disgust.

I was forced to kill it by you.Zhuge Liang's lungs exploded in anger, Lu Fan pointed at it, "Cao Qilai, unless you can come up with a better way."

Yuan Tan was about to tell his own solution when he saw Cao Chong.Then I feel that my time travel, history has changed greatly, and some interesting historical events should be developed more.

So he pretended to walk around the elephant a few times and sent a note to Cao Chong.

Cao Chong was very excited when he saw the note. This is because his brother-in-law took him to pretend, so he jumped out immediately.

"Father, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer? My brother-in-law doesn't need to do it at all. I can think of a better way than Zhuge Kongming!"

With stars shining in Cao Cao's eyes, he immediately said to Zhuge Liang, "This is my son Cao Chong, who is only nine years old."

Since he dared to stand up, there must be a better way than Zhuge Liang.

At the age of nine, there is a better way than the ten thousand years of the academy.

Xiahou Dun and the others couldn't wait, after all, everyone would like to see their juniors show off, let alone in front of Zhuge Liang, the number one in ten thousand years.

"How can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer!" This kid is too arrogant, even more arrogant than Cao Qilai, Zhuge Liang can't accept that he is inferior to a nine-year-old child.

Gently shaking the feather fan, he said calmly: "What can a naughty boy think of, Mr. Cao, you have to check the exam clearly, once the words are spoken, they will be overwhelmed."

Zhuge Liang is implying that it must be you, Cao Cao, who is ashamed and thrown to the world.

Cao Cao hesitated when he heard this.

(End of this chapter)