PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 401 Who is the best flatterer

Hu Che'er walked towards Zhang Xiu.

"Hu Che'er, take Yuan Tan down!" Zhang Xiu glared.

As soon as Hu Che'er stretched out his hand, he pushed Zhang Xiu to the ground.

Zhang Xiu has been pampered all these years, he is fat all over his body, and his knees still hurt when he walks two steps.

At this moment, Zhang Xiu was kicking his legs in a panic, "Hu Che'er, what are you doing? What are you going to do!"

"Have you betrayed!" Zhang Xiu shouted.

Hu Che'er said coldly, "You are the one who betrayed."

Zhang Xiu's face suddenly turned pale. He thought he had caught Yuan Tan, but the reality was cruel.

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In the late summer of 208 AD, Yuan Tan regained the last Wancheng in the Central Plains and unified the Central Plains.

As the news spread to the world, the world was shaken again.

On this day, Yecheng, the capital of the country.

On the court.

"The prime minister has unified the Central Plains!"

When the good news came, although Han Xiandi had been prepared, he still drew it.

Han Xiandi and Ma Rixun and the others witnessed Yuan Tan's growth step by step.From the beginning, they had to borrow a thousand soldiers from Yuan Shao, and now they have unified the Central Plains with hundreds of thousands of soldiers.

That Yuan Tan who has nothing seems to be just yesterday, which is unacceptable.

A month later.

When Yuan Tan returned with his army triumphantly, hundreds of thousands of people in Yecheng and surrounding areas spontaneously organized to welcome him.

At the beginning, Yuan Tan was still the protagonist, and the scene of hundreds of thousands of people bowing down was astonishing.

But then Yuan Tan is no longer the protagonist.

"Look, that's the skeleton of a dragon!"

"Wow……."

The four-story super Tyrannosaurus rex, with its huge skeleton, completely shocked these ancients.

The dragon that has been said for thousands of years has never been seen before, but this time I finally saw it.

Some people turned pale, followed by fear from the bottom of their hearts.

Some people turned red and stared at the keel excitedly.

The pale-faced people couldn't help but began to worship.

But the blushing people immediately shouted, "Why are you kneeling on it?"

"Huh? It's a dragon." The pale man looked at the ruddy man, "Are you stupid?"

"You're stupid." The ruddy man said disdainfully, "What's wrong with the dragon? Didn't he get slaughtered by the prime minister? A dragon that was slaughtered by the prime minister, what is there to worship?"

"The dragon meat was eaten by the soldiers!"

"It is said to be quite fragrant."

"I really want to have a bite of dragon meat."

"The prime minister slaughtered such a huge dragon by himself, it's really awesome!"

The ruddy-faced people talked with pride from the bottom of their hearts.

"That's right!" The pale-faced people stopped bowing to the keel, and when they stood up, their faces turned rosy.

"The prime minister is too good, with the prime minister here, we will never live in hardship again!"

Everyone looked at Yuan Tan with even more admiration.

At this time, a group of triumphant soldiers began to move freely. These people were meritorious soldiers in the Central Plains United War.

"Sister! This is dragon meat, hurry up and take it back for your parents to eat."

"Dragon meat! Brother, it's great that you can think of your parents. Why do I want to cry so much..." My sister's eyes were red.

"Daughter-in-law, this is my dragon meat. I'm not willing to finish it, so take it home quickly. I think it can be stewed, so you can drink dragon soup!"

The common people are very envious when they see this situation, you see that everyone has dragon soup to drink.

This is a dragon.

"Son, do you have dragon meat!" A father couldn't help shouting to his son who was standing in the queue.

The son immediately signaled not to shout, and the dragon meat was in his pocket.

At this time, Zhao Yun rode over and said, "Don't shout, folks. Every soldier has dragon meat, and he is reluctant to eat it, and save it for his family. This is what the prime minister often teaches them, to support the old and love the young."

So the scene was boiling again.

Those who did not join the army regretted it, and wanted to join the army one after another. If they had another chance, they would be able to eat dragon meat.

Dragon bone, dragon meat....

It's all legendary.

Yuan Tan looked at the terrified Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty and all the officials, pointed to the keel and said, "I plan to place this keel on the square in front of the imperial palace."

Ma Rixun, Dong Cheng, and the others were really shocked, even dragons can be slaughtered, what else can't be done?

What?It will also be placed in the Palace Square.They suddenly realized that he had to say that he was too good at acting.

All the officials who took refuge in Yuan Tan were ecstatic. It seemed that their original choice was too wise. With Prime Minister Yuan of the Han Dynasty, there was no hope for the Han Dynasty.

"With such a powerful prime minister, it's really strange that the royal family can't do it."

"I said such things openly, but no one has been punished yet."

"Hahaha..." Baiguan who took refuge in Yuan Tan was delighted.

Ma Rixun and the others were filled with grief, anger and heartbreak, and suddenly felt that the future was dark, even when Dong Zhuo was the most rampant, they did not feel this way.

"Prime Minister sweeps Liuhe, sweeps across the eight wastelands, governs martial arts, and creates a peaceful and prosperous world." Guo Tu exclaimed excitedly, and then knelt down on the ground.

Although Ma Rixun and the others were not reconciled, they were afraid of Yuan Tan's power, so they could only kneel on the ground.

Jia Xu stroked his white beard, looked at Guo Tu, and said to Pang Tong, "He is better at flattering than you."

Pang Tong touched his black beard, "Hehe, you are not as good at flattering as you are. Others' flattering is tangible, but your flattering is invisible. Intangible is more deadly."

All the officials looked more at the soldiers delivering the dragon meat.

Yuan Tan just signaled Pang Tong.

Pang Tong immediately came up with a group of soldiers, and each soldier had a gold tray in his hand.

Yuan Tan removed a golden cloth cover, "Here is dragon bacon."

"How can the truth forget you, take a piece for each of you, let's eat it for the family, it can strengthen the body and bring good luck."

Wang Lang, Guo Tu and the others were very excited.

Wang Lang cried at that time, the prime minister was still thinking about us, woo woo woo, I was so moved.Wang Lang wiped away his tears, and said solemnly: "There is a way, those who follow the sky will prosper, and those who go against the sky will perish. This dragon went against the sky, and was killed by the prime minister, it was his own fault."

"Your Majesty, do you think so?" Wang Lang turned around and asked.

I wipe~, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty smoked it.

He also said to everyone: "In the past, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty gained 400 years of good luck by cutting the white snake. Compared with it, it is like a firefly competing with a bright moon."

All the officials who surrendered to Yuan Tan nodded one after another, saying that if killing the white snake can get 400 years, the prime minister must have at least 4000 years of luck.

Year 4000, damn it!China's history is not so long yet.

I suddenly feel that my descendants can finally live comfortably in the true sense.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty trembled all over at this moment, you bastards, you are so blatant to say such things in front of me, you are too confident...Full of helplessness and grief.

Ma Ribin has already drawn it.

Pang Tong and Jia Xu looked at each other, and they were shocked by Wang Lang. It seemed that he was the one who flattered the most.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 8
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 9
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value will be increased by 10.

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After the triumphant ceremony, Yuan Tan walked home without stopping.

From a distance, I saw daughter-in-law fans coming out to greet me, and each daughter-in-law was holding a baby in her arms.

Yuan Tan was so excited, "My children, I'm back!"

He dismounted and ran over.

"Woooooo..."

"Wow wow wow..."

The children cried in fright when they saw a strange and fierce man rushing towards him.

They can't be blamed for this, firstly, children cry instinctively when they feel danger, and secondly, they don't know Yuan Tan at all.

When Yuan Tan went to war, the eldest eldest son, Yuan Mi, had just learned how to climb. Now that a year has passed, Yuan Tan has been completely forgotten.

The eldest, Yuan Mi, is almost two years old, and the others are also one and a half years old. They can already call Dad, but not Yuan Tan.

After all, rusty.

"Don't cry, this is your father. You have been arguing for your father all day long. Now that your father is back, why are you crying!" Zhen Mi coaxed her son Yuan Mi.

"I don't want my father anymore, I want my mother! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

As soon as Yuan Mi cried, the other babies also cried.

Yuan Tan was embarrassed, unable to advance or retreat, so he temporarily withdrew his hand holding the baby.

The daughter-in-law fans were all in tears when they saw this situation.But I also know that Yuan Tan is for this family. If Yuan Tan doesn't go out to fight, if someone else calls, his family will be ruined.

Yuan Tan was very depressed and wanted to play with the child, but the child was afraid of him and did not dare to approach him.

So even though they had a lively reunion dinner, the children didn't call daddy, so daddy was not happy after all.

Although he was accompanied by Cao Jie and Zou Shi at night, he was not in the mood.

"How can I make the children happy? The truth is that I want to hold the children..." This stumped the all-powerful Prime Minister Yuan.

(End of this chapter)