PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 408
Bang chug le chug~ kuang chug le chug.

Liu Bei rode on a white 'Lu Ma', with gongs and drums clearing the way in front of him.

Wherever he went, the streets were empty, and the elders of Jiangdong could no longer care about their daily life. Today's main theme is Uncle Liu Huang, who is watching the legacy of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty.

Uncle Liu Huang is amazing, he is the only capable member of the royal family after 400 years of inheritance from the Great Han Dynasty.

It took a long time for a group of girls and daughters-in-law to squeeze into the front row. Mrs. Feng was very upset and said, "Uncle Liu Huang is in his forties and fifties, and there is a thief from his hometown. What's there to see?"

"Uncle Liu Huang is an outstanding man of his generation, he is a man among men, even though he is old, he still needs to take a look." A senior woman said excitedly.

Bang chug le chug~ kuang chug le chug.

Uncle Liu Huang came riding a horse.

"Wow~, what a handsome Uncle Liu Huang!" When the big girls, young daughters-in-law and big wives saw the real person, they were shocked to heaven.

At this moment, Uncle Liu's white hair has been dyed black, his wrinkles are covered by foundation, and his sword eyebrows are drawn skyward, so handsome.

Moreover, Xu Shu deliberately selected a group of ugly soldiers, and Zhang Fei was not too tall, which further highlighted Uncle Liu Huang's handsomeness.

Moreover, Uncle Liu Huang was also a well-known niche when he was young, and he is also a person with foundation.

"Could this be the legendary Prince Charming!"

Among the big girls, young wives, and big wives, many people's eyes have been blurred.

It seems that Liu Bei after beautification has a certain lethality, and he is the idol of middle-aged and elderly women.Among the big girls and the little daughter-in-law, there is also a mature charm.

Seeing this situation, Liu Bei's waist became even taller, and his big earlobes hovered excitedly.At the same time, I am very impressed with Xu Shu's arrangement of makeup. He is indeed a top strategist who not only thinks about Zhou Xiang, but also has high specific means of doing things.

"Uncle Liu Huang, we don't like you!"

"!!!" Liu Bei looked over and saw a few young people yelling that they were not afraid of big troubles.

The Soochow guards who escorted Liu Bei heard the shouts and were furious. Who dares to say that about Uncle Liu Huang? It’s fine if you don’t give him face, but you don’t even give us face.

The captain of the guard, Jia Hua, originally said to send someone to arrest them, but after seeing the appearance of these people, he kept silent.

Xu Shu immediately said: "Master, these are the descendants of the big Jiangnan family. The tall one is Zhu Ran from the Zhu family, the one who is angry with Confucianism is Lu Xun from the Lu family, and the short one is Zhang Zhao, the son of Zhang Zhao, the first civil servant in Jiangdong. Proceed."

"Is that purple bearded man Sun Ce's younger brother Sun Quan?" Liu Bei said.

"Yes, these four are known as the four great talents of the Jiangnan new generation." Xu Shu said lightly.

Liu Bei chuckled, "I think this Sun Quan is a dandy." He suddenly turned to Zhang Fei and said, "When we met Yuan Tan in Luoyang, did Yuan Tan look like this?"

"Not bad." Zhang Fei said seriously.

Suddenly, Liu Bei saw Sun Quan gesturing to himself with the middle finger, and was taken aback: "Military Master, what does this mean?"

Xu Shu was embarrassed, "This is a hand gesture from Yecheng, which means contempt."

"..." Liu Bei said coldly, "It seems that some people don't want to see me, but they will be disappointed."

"I just want to marry Sun Shangxiang, who can stop me? Even if the gods come down to stop me, it won't work!" Liu Bei clenched his fists secretly.

Sun Quan here.

"Brother, won't you go to your sister's blind date meeting today?" Lu Xun asked Sun Quan.

Sun Quan narrowed his eyes, "The old lady said, I am a junior, and the blind date meeting has nothing to do with me."

Turning the subject around, he said, "My eldest brother wants to marry his younger sister to Liu Bei. I think there must be something wrong here."

"Maybe it's the commander's idea." Lu Xun said with his eyes rolling wildly.

Sun Quan changed the subject and said, "The world is in chaos today. It's really the time when the world is in trouble. Now we are suppressed by Zhou Yu's gang, and we need to rely on ourselves if we want to become famous. Next time, if there is a war, I will ask my elder brother for orders." Commander, are you willing to follow me?"

Zhu Ran, Lu Xun, and Zhang Cheng looked at each other and said in unison, "I would like to work for you!"

Sun Quan nodded, "Let's go, Dongfeng Building, please."

on the other hand.

Liu Bei came to Wuhou Mansion.

Sun Ce took Zhou Yu out to greet him in person, and saw how many Jiangdong elders followed behind Liu Bei.

You must know that they said they were doing things quietly, but they didn't expect it to be known to the whole people like this. They really hate Liu Bei's teeth.

"Uncle Royal."

"Marquis Wu."

The two overlords in the south of the Yangtze River handed each other a salute. Under the tremendous pressure from Yuan Tan, the two had to not only intrigue, but also stick to the bottom line of uniting against Yuan.

"Please!"

"Please!"

The two entered the house hand in hand.

a while.

Xu Shu came to Liu Bei's side and whispered: "My lord, I can see the murderous aura all around. The guards outside have erratic eyes. There must be ambushes in the wing room!"

Of course Liu Bei knew that Xu Shu's abilities were not inferior to Zhuge Liang's, and he was sweating profusely when he heard the words: "Military Master, what should I do?"

Xu Shu calmly said: "Don't worry, my lord, I have a solution. But the three generals still need to check whether there are knives and axes lying in ambush, so as not to make us laugh."

"Third brother, you can go." Liu Bei said.

So before entering the hall, Zhang Fei turned around and left.

"What are you going to do?" Jiang Donghu stopped Zhang Fei who left the team with Tai Shici.

Zhang Fei chuckled, "I pee, do you pee, together?"

Tai Shici heard that blue veins popped out of his forehead, he is a tiger general in the east of the Yangtze River, he has always only been invited to practice literature and martial arts, to march and deploy troops, and to entertain and drink.

Today, someone invited them to go pee together, and bowed their hands together, "I often hear that the three generals are bold and unruly. It's really better to meet each other than to be famous. Please go and come back soon."

"Damn it, how long do you care how long you pee?"

Seeing Zhang Fei's dissatisfied expression, Tai Shici almost twitched. "Can you understand some etiquette?"

Zhang Fei said indifferently: "Since ancient times, heroes have been so coquettish, and ancient quatrains have been copied casually. However, I am uneducated, and my words are popular in the world!"

When Tai Shici heard it, he drew it away immediately, and even forgot to send someone to follow Zhang Fei.

The soldiers looked at Zhang Fei's leaving back and talked a lot.

"If you listen to this poem, you should be educated."

"This poem is beyond the capabilities of ordinary people!"

The minions obviously had a lot of fun with this poem.

A veteran looked at them disdainfully.

"Boss?" a soldier asked.

The old soldier snorted coldly, looked at these little soldiers with disdain and said, "You don't know that, Zhang Fei didn't do it at all, it was actually said by Prime Minister Yuan."

"So it was written by Prime Minister Yuan!"

"There must be stories we don't know!"

Under everyone's eager, admiring and knowledgeable eyes, the veteran said indifferently: "Yuan Cheng accidentally swears at a very young age, and was forced by Yuan Xi and Yuan Shang to compose this eternal quatrain, which is also spread all over the world."

"Fuck~." Everyone looked at each other, and it turned out that this was the story.

Of course everyone knows that Yuan Cheng's alias Tang Bohu is quite young, and the great writer is famous all over the world, so how could he be uneducated.It is precisely because the prime minister is so cultured that he returns to basics.

"Don't be so stupid, where's Zhang Fei?" Tai Shici came back to his senses and asked.

"I don't know." The soldiers hurriedly stood up.

"Fuck~." Tai Shici slapped his thigh, and sent someone to follow after he was in a hurry.

Tai Shici turned around, it was obvious that Zhang Fei deliberately provoked him, and he was tricked.

But he didn't care, he was worried that Liu Bei would not be able to find the axe who was in ambush, this time he hit the right one, so don't worry.

(End of this chapter)