PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 417 Uncle Emperor, You're Too Bad
Chapter 417 Uncle Emperor, You're Too Bad
"What are you doing, you want to be silent!" Liu Bei looked at the old man in front of the carriage and said sharply.
The old man who fell on the ground looked up at Liu Bei, then picked up a bleeding fish, wiped it on his face, and closed his eyes with a loud cry.
"Fuck~!" Liu Bei burst into obscenities in a daze.
Since Yuan Tan brought some classic vocabulary to ancient times, it has gradually influenced too many people.
Yuan Tan and the others are invigilators, so they follow behind.
Seeing Liu Bei stop, they quickly chased after him.
Zhou Yu stayed with the horse, without any joy, and said as if he had to say: "Uncle Huang, I have to say, you are qualified."
Everyone stayed on the horse and looked at Liu Bei one after another.
"Hey, why is there an old man here? He fell on the ground!" Lu Su, the most benevolent elder in Jiangdong, saw the old man on the ground, and hurriedly got off his horse to help him.
Seeing this, Liu Bei dismounted first and helped the old man up.
Yuan Tan suddenly turned pale with shock, "Uncle Liu Huang, you were in a car accident! You hit someone! You hit someone! Your driving skills are not good at all. It looks like you have failed."
Liu Bei was full of question marks all the time, wondering why the old man fell down in front of his carriage for no reason, and even threw the fish basket, making the ground full of lively fish, isn't this full of food?
But when Liu Bei heard Yuan Tan's words, his face suddenly changed, and his ears circled like propellers.
At this time, the big troops came, that is, the Jiangdong elders who were watching.
They ran panting one by one, and it seemed that they were desperately trying to watch Uncle Liu's exam.After all, what Uncle Liu is, he is even more entertaining than the stars of later generations.
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Someone asked.
"Through a woolen thread, hit someone."
"What, you bumped into someone!" The people were shocked, it was too dramatic and tortuous, but I like it.
The common people didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they heard that they bumped into people, and they surrounded them even closer.
Looking closer, the old man was covered in mud, his hair was disheveled, his face was bloodstained, his clothes were torn, and the fish baskets were all falling apart. It seemed that he had been hit hard.
Immediately looked at Liu Bei with angry eyes.
"It actually bumped into our Jiangdong elders!"
"As far as your driving skills are concerned, you're a piece of shit!"
The people of Jiangdong have called themselves the elders of Jiangdong since Xiang Yu, and now seeing an elder being hit like this by an outsider, they naturally share the same hatred.
The old man could only stand up with Lu Su's support.
Liu Bei was completely panicked at this moment, "I didn't hit anyone, ask the old man if you don't believe me!"
"Old man, did I bump into you?" Liu Bei asked amiably, supporting the old man.
"Uncle, please don't call me that, I'm not a few years older than you." The old man sighed.
"..." Liu Bei.
At this time, the old man said: "Even if the emperor hit me, it's fine. I believe that the emperor didn't mean to hit the old man on purpose."
After all, the old man is just an ordinary person, if he is bumped into by the level of the emperor's uncle, he will suffer in vain.
"What do you mean it's okay to bump into you? What do you mean I didn't do it on purpose!" Liu Bei went crazy.You old man is too good at talking. It seems that you have not received much education in your clothes. Who taught you? Did you often do it in the past?
"My elder brother didn't bump into you at all!" Zhang Fei broke in at this moment and said fiercely to the old man.
"Look at the blood on my face." The old man took a step back in fear, pointing at his face.
"This is fish blood!" Liu Bei wailed, "Everyone listen to me, this old man is a bad guy, I didn't hit him at all."
Everyone looked at each other, and felt that what the old man said was true, after all, the scene of the crime was here.
"If you didn't bump into me, what did you help me for?" the old man said sadly.
"Fuck!" Liu Bei was furious.Slapping his palms, he saw the expressions of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu secretly delighted. He thought in his heart that the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people, and he immediately became nervous.
Now these people have no reason to arrest me, I can't send the reason myself.
So he pretended to tidy up the old man's clothes.
"I really didn't bump into you." Liu Bei said with a sense of momentum.
"Yeah." The old man looked terrified, obviously recognizing that he had been bumped.
"Please don't do this, I really didn't hit you!" Liu Bei wailed, and felt that jumping into the Yangtze River would not clean it up.
Yuan Tan came out at this time, "Uncle Huang, admit it if you bump into it. You see, this old man is kind-hearted and won't blackmail you."
Bastard, he doesn't blackmail me, you blackmail me!I admitted that I failed the test subject!Liu Bei howled in his heart.
At this moment, the old man limped away without the fish basket and fish. He was obviously bumped into and left because he was afraid.
"Too outrageous!"
"There is such a person!"
"I bumped into someone, how can I not admit it!"
"We in Jiangdong don't want this kind of son-in-law!" Jiangdong's elders became excited when they saw the old man who passed away sadly.
As the number one consul in Jiangdong, Zhang Zhao immediately raised his sign and failed when he saw the people's sentiments.
Zhou Yu's face turned pale with shock, what the hell, if he fails again, Liu Bei will be fucked up. He hastily pulled Zhang Zhao and others aside, and said in a low voice, "Everyone, have you forgotten my lord's instructions?"
Zhang Zhao's expression sank, and then he said seriously: "My lord's advice is still in my heart, but you have seen it. In this case, if we pass the game, our Jiangdong's face, the lord's face, and our face will all be gone. .”
"Look, Governor, tens of thousands of elders along the river are watching us!" Cheng Pu, the deputy governor, immediately held up the failure sign after finishing speaking.
He also showed it to the people.
The people immediately cheered.
Sun Jing sighed and also held up the failure sign.
The second generation governor Lu Su raised a sign when he saw it, and he also raised a sign.
Jiang Dong's elders burst into even louder cheers.
For the four failed brands, it doesn't matter whether Zhou Yu raises them or not.
Zhou Yu cried, you fucking uncle Liu Huang, you used to be a wave, now you have a chance to get out of the car and you hit someone, it's really mud that can't support the wall.
Judging from the current mood of Jiangdong's elders, the governor of course can't bury his reputation of elegance, so he has no choice but to hold up the sign of failure.
"Uncle Huang, you are too sloppy, I have to declare you a failure on behalf of Jiang Dong." Yuan Tan said helplessly.
Seeing this, Liu Bei was on the verge of falling, and fell into Zhang Fei's arms.How could I be so unlucky to encounter such a thing.
on the other hand.
By the bridge before, Wu Guotai and the others anxiously waited for the news.
A messenger rode up, "Report..., Guotai!"
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Wu Guotai asked from a distance.
Sun Shangxiang and the others suddenly became nervous.
(End of this chapter)
"What are you doing, you want to be silent!" Liu Bei looked at the old man in front of the carriage and said sharply.
The old man who fell on the ground looked up at Liu Bei, then picked up a bleeding fish, wiped it on his face, and closed his eyes with a loud cry.
"Fuck~!" Liu Bei burst into obscenities in a daze.
Since Yuan Tan brought some classic vocabulary to ancient times, it has gradually influenced too many people.
Yuan Tan and the others are invigilators, so they follow behind.
Seeing Liu Bei stop, they quickly chased after him.
Zhou Yu stayed with the horse, without any joy, and said as if he had to say: "Uncle Huang, I have to say, you are qualified."
Everyone stayed on the horse and looked at Liu Bei one after another.
"Hey, why is there an old man here? He fell on the ground!" Lu Su, the most benevolent elder in Jiangdong, saw the old man on the ground, and hurriedly got off his horse to help him.
Seeing this, Liu Bei dismounted first and helped the old man up.
Yuan Tan suddenly turned pale with shock, "Uncle Liu Huang, you were in a car accident! You hit someone! You hit someone! Your driving skills are not good at all. It looks like you have failed."
Liu Bei was full of question marks all the time, wondering why the old man fell down in front of his carriage for no reason, and even threw the fish basket, making the ground full of lively fish, isn't this full of food?
But when Liu Bei heard Yuan Tan's words, his face suddenly changed, and his ears circled like propellers.
At this time, the big troops came, that is, the Jiangdong elders who were watching.
They ran panting one by one, and it seemed that they were desperately trying to watch Uncle Liu's exam.After all, what Uncle Liu is, he is even more entertaining than the stars of later generations.
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Someone asked.
"Through a woolen thread, hit someone."
"What, you bumped into someone!" The people were shocked, it was too dramatic and tortuous, but I like it.
The common people didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they heard that they bumped into people, and they surrounded them even closer.
Looking closer, the old man was covered in mud, his hair was disheveled, his face was bloodstained, his clothes were torn, and the fish baskets were all falling apart. It seemed that he had been hit hard.
Immediately looked at Liu Bei with angry eyes.
"It actually bumped into our Jiangdong elders!"
"As far as your driving skills are concerned, you're a piece of shit!"
The people of Jiangdong have called themselves the elders of Jiangdong since Xiang Yu, and now seeing an elder being hit like this by an outsider, they naturally share the same hatred.
The old man could only stand up with Lu Su's support.
Liu Bei was completely panicked at this moment, "I didn't hit anyone, ask the old man if you don't believe me!"
"Old man, did I bump into you?" Liu Bei asked amiably, supporting the old man.
"Uncle, please don't call me that, I'm not a few years older than you." The old man sighed.
"..." Liu Bei.
At this time, the old man said: "Even if the emperor hit me, it's fine. I believe that the emperor didn't mean to hit the old man on purpose."
After all, the old man is just an ordinary person, if he is bumped into by the level of the emperor's uncle, he will suffer in vain.
"What do you mean it's okay to bump into you? What do you mean I didn't do it on purpose!" Liu Bei went crazy.You old man is too good at talking. It seems that you have not received much education in your clothes. Who taught you? Did you often do it in the past?
"My elder brother didn't bump into you at all!" Zhang Fei broke in at this moment and said fiercely to the old man.
"Look at the blood on my face." The old man took a step back in fear, pointing at his face.
"This is fish blood!" Liu Bei wailed, "Everyone listen to me, this old man is a bad guy, I didn't hit him at all."
Everyone looked at each other, and felt that what the old man said was true, after all, the scene of the crime was here.
"If you didn't bump into me, what did you help me for?" the old man said sadly.
"Fuck!" Liu Bei was furious.Slapping his palms, he saw the expressions of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu secretly delighted. He thought in his heart that the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people, and he immediately became nervous.
Now these people have no reason to arrest me, I can't send the reason myself.
So he pretended to tidy up the old man's clothes.
"I really didn't bump into you." Liu Bei said with a sense of momentum.
"Yeah." The old man looked terrified, obviously recognizing that he had been bumped.
"Please don't do this, I really didn't hit you!" Liu Bei wailed, and felt that jumping into the Yangtze River would not clean it up.
Yuan Tan came out at this time, "Uncle Huang, admit it if you bump into it. You see, this old man is kind-hearted and won't blackmail you."
Bastard, he doesn't blackmail me, you blackmail me!I admitted that I failed the test subject!Liu Bei howled in his heart.
At this moment, the old man limped away without the fish basket and fish. He was obviously bumped into and left because he was afraid.
"Too outrageous!"
"There is such a person!"
"I bumped into someone, how can I not admit it!"
"We in Jiangdong don't want this kind of son-in-law!" Jiangdong's elders became excited when they saw the old man who passed away sadly.
As the number one consul in Jiangdong, Zhang Zhao immediately raised his sign and failed when he saw the people's sentiments.
Zhou Yu's face turned pale with shock, what the hell, if he fails again, Liu Bei will be fucked up. He hastily pulled Zhang Zhao and others aside, and said in a low voice, "Everyone, have you forgotten my lord's instructions?"
Zhang Zhao's expression sank, and then he said seriously: "My lord's advice is still in my heart, but you have seen it. In this case, if we pass the game, our Jiangdong's face, the lord's face, and our face will all be gone. .”
"Look, Governor, tens of thousands of elders along the river are watching us!" Cheng Pu, the deputy governor, immediately held up the failure sign after finishing speaking.
He also showed it to the people.
The people immediately cheered.
Sun Jing sighed and also held up the failure sign.
The second generation governor Lu Su raised a sign when he saw it, and he also raised a sign.
Jiang Dong's elders burst into even louder cheers.
For the four failed brands, it doesn't matter whether Zhou Yu raises them or not.
Zhou Yu cried, you fucking uncle Liu Huang, you used to be a wave, now you have a chance to get out of the car and you hit someone, it's really mud that can't support the wall.
Judging from the current mood of Jiangdong's elders, the governor of course can't bury his reputation of elegance, so he has no choice but to hold up the sign of failure.
"Uncle Huang, you are too sloppy, I have to declare you a failure on behalf of Jiang Dong." Yuan Tan said helplessly.
Seeing this, Liu Bei was on the verge of falling, and fell into Zhang Fei's arms.How could I be so unlucky to encounter such a thing.
on the other hand.
By the bridge before, Wu Guotai and the others anxiously waited for the news.
A messenger rode up, "Report..., Guotai!"
"Has Uncle Liu passed?" Wu Guotai asked from a distance.
Sun Shangxiang and the others suddenly became nervous.
(End of this chapter)
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