PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 424 The Prime Minister Is Too Bad

"This meat skewer is too fragrant!"

"I've never smelled such a fragrance before."

"The stewed meat in the century-old shop on Yuan Street is not so fragrant."

As the fragrance became stronger and stronger, the luster of the meat skewers was also attractive, and the guards could not help but surround them.

Yuan Tan didn't say a word, and continued to grill the skewers.

You must know that he is a man with the title of God of Cooking, and no one can resist the food he makes.It can be seen from the drooling expressions of these guards.

"Uh-huh……."

Coughing for a while, the guard here, Tai Shici, looked at his guards with a dissatisfied expression.

"He just grills skewers, what are you doing so close? You are here to guard the eldest lady, not to eat." Tai Shici reprimanded.

The guards scratched their heads in embarrassment, but only took a step or two back. It seemed that Yuan Tan's skewers were too tempting.Unless the real punishment comes to them, these guards will not really leave.

At this time, Yuan Tan picked up a roasted kidney, and when he bit it down, his expression was as if a person who had been hungry for a month had eaten the most delicious food in the world.

The guards really had a deep understanding, they all moved their index fingers and scratched their necks, they just couldn't take it anymore.

Tai Shici also tugged at the neckline. He tried his best to turn his head away, but he couldn't control it.

Yuan Tan spoke only at this time, "General Tai Shici, you have worked hard, eat a bunch. These are fresh lamb kidneys, which are generally not available at all."

Tai Shici looked over, his eyes completely fixed on his waist.Speaking of which, he has been paying attention to this big waist for a long time, but he is a general, how can he just go up and eat other people's food like this.

At this moment, Yuan Tan couldn't resist the invitation.

Tai Shici began to find reasons for himself, "It's just eating his kidney, what's the big deal? As the number one general in Jiangdong, I, Tai Shici, am I still afraid of eating a kidney?"

So he walked over and took the big waist from Yuan Tan.

After one bite, the mouth is full of oil, and the unique aroma of kidney is completely dispersed in the mouth with a strong sense of taste, and reaches the nasal cavity with a sensitive sense of smell.

"It smells..."

Tai Shici swallowed it in one gulp, and when he closed his eyes, he had endless aftertaste.

The guards were completely dumbfounded. Looking at Tai Shici's little enjoyment, they all had a hundred cats in their hearts, and four hundred paws were scratching their heads.

"It's been so many years, and I've never eaten such a delicious kidney..." Tai Shici sighed.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the eyes of all the puppies of the guards looking at him, and if he had a tail, he would definitely be able to sweep the floor.

After Tai Shici satisfied himself for a while, he was embarrassed when he saw this situation.

After all, he is a man who loves soldiers like a son. If he eats so happily, he is really sorry.

But it doesn't make sense to eat other people's skewers like this.

"General!"

A guard knelt down, he wanted to eat too much.There is a feeling in my heart, if I can't eat it, I will never forgive myself in this life.

It seems that I have committed obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I can't get over it if I don't eat.

When the other guards saw that someone had started, they also knelt down.

"This..." Tai Shici looked at Yuan Tan with shame. He didn't know Yuan Tan's name, but he knew that Yuan Tan was the representative during the examination of Liu Bei. "This representative, can you?"

Yuan Tan said solemnly: "There is no distinction between wine and meat. It's rare that everyone thinks highly of me. I still have a lot of skewers here. You can eat whatever you want."

"Thank you sir!"

"Thank you sir!"

The guards immediately swarmed up and rushed to eat.

Seeing this, Tai Shici was speechless for a while, and said to you f*cking people, why didn't I see you so excited for the time I rewarded you?
Ever since, Tai Shici also went all out and ate together.

"delicious!"

"It's delicious."

There were no guards standing guard at all, they were all around Yuan Tan, and the skewers were divided up as soon as they came out of the pot.

Inside the embroidery building.

"What's wrong with the prime minister, we are all controlled by them, yet the prime minister is still in the mood to treat them to kebabs!"

Following the words of the maid Xiaobi, the maids were filled with righteous indignation.

In their view, Yuan Tan should think of a way to rescue them, but unexpectedly, he even gave the enemy skewers to eat.

"It's true! It's true!"

Yuan Tan cheerfully shouted from outside.

"Really?"

Tai Shici and the others couldn't understand.

Peng~
I saw a guard fell down, his mouth and eyes were crooked, and he passed out.

bang bang bang….

Immediately after, the other guards also fell down, until Tai Shici was left alone.

"What the hell, this string is drugged!"

Tai Shici's eyes widened, and he looked at Yuan Tan angrily.This representative, people put medicine in water and wine, but he put medicine in meat skewers, it's too bad, it's hard to guard against!
Although Tai Shici understood, it was too late and he also fell down.

Yuan Tan breathed a sigh of relief, as expected, Tai Shici's physique was different from that of ordinary soldiers, so he was given a big kidney.

Sure enough, no man can resist the temptation of a big waist.

At this time, the pastoral dog in charge of night watch ran over, took it out of Tai Shici's mouth, and swallowed it with his kidney in his mouth.

The pastoral dog swayed left and right immediately, and spun twice, pushing the golden mountain and falling the jade pillar, and passed out.

In this regard, even people and dogs are fully covered.

In the embroidery building.

Sun Shangxiang and her maids were shocked, damn it~, it turned out that the prime minister was not serving them to eat skewers.

The prime minister is too bad, but why do we like him so much in our hearts~.

"Daughter-in-law, clean up quickly, we have to go." Yuan Tan yelled, kicking Tai Shici, who was already sleeping like a dead pig.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 8
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of the maids, the pretense value will be increased by 9
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of his daughter-in-law fans, the pretense value will be increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for pretending to trigger the lottery draw. Do you want to draw the lottery immediately?

The pretentious value has been concentrated in the account.

Yuan Tan looked at the stunned maids in the room. For a man, there is nothing better than pretending to be aggressive in front of a woman, let alone a group of women.

There is even a big prize draw.

"Draw it now!"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for obtaining a super windproof lighter.

"Ah?" Yuan Tan, who was happy at the top of the mountain, suddenly felt that he had fallen to the bottom of the valley, "I can draw out anything, but the lighter is useless? There is no smoke, even if there is smoke, there is a fire twister to light the fire. "

Ding!This is a super lighter, fingerprint ignition, unlimited energy.

"Then what's the use?" Yuan Tan wailed, this was the last thing he could get.

Yuan Tan took out a super lighter, which was as long as a hand badge, and when he pressed it, the hole in the front burst into flames.But even if it is infinite, it is useless.

But after all, it is a modern item, exquisitely made, and looks quite pretentious, so I put it away for the time being.

Sun Shangxiang was saying goodbye to the maids at this moment.

The maids were all in tears, "I will never see Miss again."

Sun Shangxiang was also crying, and said: "Don't worry, after my husband and I cross the river, I will send someone to pick you up. You are just my maids, and my brother will not make things difficult for you."

Only then did the maids cheer up.

Just as Yuan Tan took Sun Shangxiang out, he saw Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang and the others coming.

The ground was full of guards, as well as the big Tai Shici.

"???." Sun Ce.

"..." Zhou Yu.

"..." Zhuge Liang.

"!!!" Yuan Tan.

(End of this chapter)