PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 434 Healing the 4th Governor Lu Xun
Chapter 434 Healing the Fourth Governor Lu Xun
Yuan Tan and Sun Shangxiang's wedding banquet can be called the largest banquet in Jiangdong.
The scale of nearly a thousand people gathered celebrities from all walks of life in the south of the Yangtze River.
Because it is a single seat, there is no hall that can accommodate such a scale, so it has to be moved to the garden.
Drinking and having fun under the trees in front of the flowers, chatting and laughing with great scholars, and no white people in communication, it is really beautiful.
The banquet seats are in the shape of a pyramid.
On the top of the tower are big figures like Yuan Tan, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, and Zhang Zhao, and there are even more people at the bottom of the tower.
"Brother-in-law, it's done."
At this moment, Sun Ce raised a bowl of wine again and said seriously.
"Uncle, it's done." Yuan Tan raised his bowl and said solemnly.
As Yuan Tan drank it down calmly, Sun Ce's face was full of pain.He can drink too much, if he drinks so much in one breath, why should he have a painful expression?
"Do it again!" Sun Ce blushed and said seriously.
"Yes." Yuan Tan said without changing his expression.
Zhou Yu and the others looked at each other, obviously Marquis Wu wanted to drink and lie down with Yuan Tan.
Everyone knows that Marquis Wu can drink more than Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, and drinking Yuan Tan is not a problem.
So Zhou Yu and the others clenched their fists and secretly cheered for Sun Ce. Since they couldn't defeat Yuan Tan in other ways, lying down with him was also a good choice.
a while.
"Do it again!" Sun Ce stood up, staggering, thinking I don't believe I can't drink him!
You must know that Sun Ce is the best drinker in Jiangdong. I didn't expect that some of them couldn't drink more than Yuan Tan, and now he is impatient, and he can't lose this person.
"No problem." Yuan Tan respected him first.You must know that he has the skill of staying drunk for a thousand cups, so it doesn't matter how much he drinks.
But Sun Ce couldn't do it.
Bang Dang~.
Sun Ce sat down.
After all, Sun Ce was a tenacious person. Although he was too drunk, he didn't pass out, but it seemed that although he could keep his eyes open, he couldn't move.
Zhou Yu and the others were taken aback. They said that Yuan Tan was embarrassed by drinking too much, but they didn't expect Sun Ce to fall down.
Yuan Tan bowed his hands to Sun Ce with an admiring expression, "Marquis Wu accompanied the wine until he was in a trance, he is really a righteous man."
Zhou Yu and the others suddenly trembled all over.
"Come on, let's make a bowl for Marquis Wu." Yuan Tan raised his wine bowl and said.
Zhang Zhao and the others hurriedly waved their hands, thinking that we can drink from a small cup, but if we use a bowl, we will pour it down in one bowl.
At this moment.
Yuan Tan saw that in the middle of the banquet, a person stood up covering his face, leaving the banquet in pain as if he had been beaten by someone.
But after walking a few steps, he squatted down.
"Who is this?" He immediately attracted the attention of the guests.
"I know this kid, this is Lu Xun, the grandson of the Lu family."
The guests immediately talked about it, and immediately felt that the Lu family was one of the four major families, and it was rude for the grandson to say this.
The chief governor, Ruya, saw this situation, and ordered him to stay there quickly.
Yuan Tan spoke at this time, "Wait a minute."
He walked over under the puzzled eyes of everyone, "What's the matter with you?"
Yuan Tan asked, after all, the young man in front of him was the fourth-generation governor of Soochow, the big man who burned Liu Bei's 70 coalition troops, and the one who made the bridal chamber before was still the one who charged forward.After all, Yuan Tan wanted to 'care' about such a character.
"Toothache, no matter how much medicine you take, it won't help." Lu Xun had to tell the truth while clutching his left cheek.
Yuan Tan used the skill of not getting drunk with a thousand cups to get over the alcohol, and became serious: "If no matter how much medicine you take, you will pull it out."
Can you pull it off?
The guests stared wide-eyed, never heard of such a treatment.But seeing everyone's slightly drunken expressions, everyone was happy to hear it.
Yuan Tan didn't care whether Lu Xun agreed or not, and immediately said, "Where is the attendant? Go and bring me the blacksmith's pliers for holding the iron ingot."
a while.
The attendant arrived carrying twenty catties of iron tongs.
What a big iron pliers, with long arms, not to mention teeth, it is no problem to clamp the skull.
Fuck~, everyone must have been confused when they saw the iron pliers being so big.
"This... can this work?" Lu Xun was sweating profusely, and his whole body trembled when he saw the iron tongs. He didn't know whether it was pain or fright.
"The truth is that there is no such thing as bad here." Yuan Tan said lightly, "Seeing that you are suffering from toothache, if you don't believe me, forget it." After Yuan Tan finished speaking, he put the iron pliers on his shoulder Go up, pretending to leave.
Sure enough, the fourth-generation governor suffered from toothache, so he went to the doctor in a hurry, "Prime Minister, don't go, I... I will cure it!"
uh~
Everyone let out a cry of surprise, after all, such a big pliers is really unbearable.
Under the incredible eyes of everyone, Lu Xun opened his mouth.
Yuan Tan's big pliers stuck into the mouth of the fourth-generation governor like a spirit snake coming out of a hole.
"Caught it?"
"Caught!" Lu Xun nodded hastily.
"Are you ready?" Yuan Tan asked again.
"Get ready." Lu Xun covered his head with cold sweat, covering the pliers in front of his mouth,
"Let's go!" Yuan Tan tugged and took a step back.
Lu Xun followed suit and took a step forward, which was obviously quite powerful.
However, it was not pulled down.
If it doesn't work once, then try again.
"Go!" Yuan Tan tugged again.
Still didn't come down.
Yuan Tan poked Lu Xun's mouth with a large pliers, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why are you following me? It's hard to leverage your words like this."
Lu Xun was about to cry, "Can I not follow you?"
The Jiangdong nobles exclaimed again and again, and suddenly felt that they were not afraid of slaughtering pigs and sheep on weekdays, but why did they feel chilled when they saw their teeth being pulled out?
Seeing everyone's questioning expressions, Yuan Tan didn't hold back anymore, and used all his strength, "Let's go!"
Also used the power of rotation.
Kacha~
down!
Yuan Tan didn't care about Lu Xun's mouth full of blood. He held Lu Xun's teeth and said to the crowd, "You see, it's that simple."
After the guests were shocked, there was thunderous applause in the venue. It turns out that toothache can be cured in this way. Today is really a good experience.
Lu Xun rinsed his mouth with wine. Although it was painful, the long-term pain was not as good as the short-term pain. The teeth that had harassed him for a long time finally fell out. He had to look at Yuan Tan's method with admiration, and thanked: "Thank you, Prime Minister."
"You don't have to be polite, it's in my generation to cure illnesses and save lives." Yuan Tan waved his hand indifferently with the iron pliers on his shoulders, showing the image of a master of Taoism.
Not at all proud of being the originator of dentistry.
It is also an honor to be able to pull out the teeth of the fourth generation governor who burned Liu Bei's 70 army joint camp.
The gentry of the Jiangdong clan had no choice but to applaud again, and it was able to heal a single person and benefit the world at the same time.
What is Almighty.
That's it.
Lu Xun suddenly rubbed his cheeks, and gradually got a ghostly expression, "Oh, eh? That's not right, Prime Minister!"
Yuan Tan raised his eyebrows and looked over, "What's wrong?"
"Which tooth did you pull?" Lu Xun asked hastily.
"The lower one." Yuan Tan said puzzled.
"The one above me hurts, you pulled it out wrong!" Lu Xun was about to cry.
The guest was shocked, what the hell, his mouth was full of blood when he pulled it out, and he pulled it out wrong?Who can stand this!
(End of this chapter)
Yuan Tan and Sun Shangxiang's wedding banquet can be called the largest banquet in Jiangdong.
The scale of nearly a thousand people gathered celebrities from all walks of life in the south of the Yangtze River.
Because it is a single seat, there is no hall that can accommodate such a scale, so it has to be moved to the garden.
Drinking and having fun under the trees in front of the flowers, chatting and laughing with great scholars, and no white people in communication, it is really beautiful.
The banquet seats are in the shape of a pyramid.
On the top of the tower are big figures like Yuan Tan, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, and Zhang Zhao, and there are even more people at the bottom of the tower.
"Brother-in-law, it's done."
At this moment, Sun Ce raised a bowl of wine again and said seriously.
"Uncle, it's done." Yuan Tan raised his bowl and said solemnly.
As Yuan Tan drank it down calmly, Sun Ce's face was full of pain.He can drink too much, if he drinks so much in one breath, why should he have a painful expression?
"Do it again!" Sun Ce blushed and said seriously.
"Yes." Yuan Tan said without changing his expression.
Zhou Yu and the others looked at each other, obviously Marquis Wu wanted to drink and lie down with Yuan Tan.
Everyone knows that Marquis Wu can drink more than Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, and drinking Yuan Tan is not a problem.
So Zhou Yu and the others clenched their fists and secretly cheered for Sun Ce. Since they couldn't defeat Yuan Tan in other ways, lying down with him was also a good choice.
a while.
"Do it again!" Sun Ce stood up, staggering, thinking I don't believe I can't drink him!
You must know that Sun Ce is the best drinker in Jiangdong. I didn't expect that some of them couldn't drink more than Yuan Tan, and now he is impatient, and he can't lose this person.
"No problem." Yuan Tan respected him first.You must know that he has the skill of staying drunk for a thousand cups, so it doesn't matter how much he drinks.
But Sun Ce couldn't do it.
Bang Dang~.
Sun Ce sat down.
After all, Sun Ce was a tenacious person. Although he was too drunk, he didn't pass out, but it seemed that although he could keep his eyes open, he couldn't move.
Zhou Yu and the others were taken aback. They said that Yuan Tan was embarrassed by drinking too much, but they didn't expect Sun Ce to fall down.
Yuan Tan bowed his hands to Sun Ce with an admiring expression, "Marquis Wu accompanied the wine until he was in a trance, he is really a righteous man."
Zhou Yu and the others suddenly trembled all over.
"Come on, let's make a bowl for Marquis Wu." Yuan Tan raised his wine bowl and said.
Zhang Zhao and the others hurriedly waved their hands, thinking that we can drink from a small cup, but if we use a bowl, we will pour it down in one bowl.
At this moment.
Yuan Tan saw that in the middle of the banquet, a person stood up covering his face, leaving the banquet in pain as if he had been beaten by someone.
But after walking a few steps, he squatted down.
"Who is this?" He immediately attracted the attention of the guests.
"I know this kid, this is Lu Xun, the grandson of the Lu family."
The guests immediately talked about it, and immediately felt that the Lu family was one of the four major families, and it was rude for the grandson to say this.
The chief governor, Ruya, saw this situation, and ordered him to stay there quickly.
Yuan Tan spoke at this time, "Wait a minute."
He walked over under the puzzled eyes of everyone, "What's the matter with you?"
Yuan Tan asked, after all, the young man in front of him was the fourth-generation governor of Soochow, the big man who burned Liu Bei's 70 coalition troops, and the one who made the bridal chamber before was still the one who charged forward.After all, Yuan Tan wanted to 'care' about such a character.
"Toothache, no matter how much medicine you take, it won't help." Lu Xun had to tell the truth while clutching his left cheek.
Yuan Tan used the skill of not getting drunk with a thousand cups to get over the alcohol, and became serious: "If no matter how much medicine you take, you will pull it out."
Can you pull it off?
The guests stared wide-eyed, never heard of such a treatment.But seeing everyone's slightly drunken expressions, everyone was happy to hear it.
Yuan Tan didn't care whether Lu Xun agreed or not, and immediately said, "Where is the attendant? Go and bring me the blacksmith's pliers for holding the iron ingot."
a while.
The attendant arrived carrying twenty catties of iron tongs.
What a big iron pliers, with long arms, not to mention teeth, it is no problem to clamp the skull.
Fuck~, everyone must have been confused when they saw the iron pliers being so big.
"This... can this work?" Lu Xun was sweating profusely, and his whole body trembled when he saw the iron tongs. He didn't know whether it was pain or fright.
"The truth is that there is no such thing as bad here." Yuan Tan said lightly, "Seeing that you are suffering from toothache, if you don't believe me, forget it." After Yuan Tan finished speaking, he put the iron pliers on his shoulder Go up, pretending to leave.
Sure enough, the fourth-generation governor suffered from toothache, so he went to the doctor in a hurry, "Prime Minister, don't go, I... I will cure it!"
uh~
Everyone let out a cry of surprise, after all, such a big pliers is really unbearable.
Under the incredible eyes of everyone, Lu Xun opened his mouth.
Yuan Tan's big pliers stuck into the mouth of the fourth-generation governor like a spirit snake coming out of a hole.
"Caught it?"
"Caught!" Lu Xun nodded hastily.
"Are you ready?" Yuan Tan asked again.
"Get ready." Lu Xun covered his head with cold sweat, covering the pliers in front of his mouth,
"Let's go!" Yuan Tan tugged and took a step back.
Lu Xun followed suit and took a step forward, which was obviously quite powerful.
However, it was not pulled down.
If it doesn't work once, then try again.
"Go!" Yuan Tan tugged again.
Still didn't come down.
Yuan Tan poked Lu Xun's mouth with a large pliers, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why are you following me? It's hard to leverage your words like this."
Lu Xun was about to cry, "Can I not follow you?"
The Jiangdong nobles exclaimed again and again, and suddenly felt that they were not afraid of slaughtering pigs and sheep on weekdays, but why did they feel chilled when they saw their teeth being pulled out?
Seeing everyone's questioning expressions, Yuan Tan didn't hold back anymore, and used all his strength, "Let's go!"
Also used the power of rotation.
Kacha~
down!
Yuan Tan didn't care about Lu Xun's mouth full of blood. He held Lu Xun's teeth and said to the crowd, "You see, it's that simple."
After the guests were shocked, there was thunderous applause in the venue. It turns out that toothache can be cured in this way. Today is really a good experience.
Lu Xun rinsed his mouth with wine. Although it was painful, the long-term pain was not as good as the short-term pain. The teeth that had harassed him for a long time finally fell out. He had to look at Yuan Tan's method with admiration, and thanked: "Thank you, Prime Minister."
"You don't have to be polite, it's in my generation to cure illnesses and save lives." Yuan Tan waved his hand indifferently with the iron pliers on his shoulders, showing the image of a master of Taoism.
Not at all proud of being the originator of dentistry.
It is also an honor to be able to pull out the teeth of the fourth generation governor who burned Liu Bei's 70 army joint camp.
The gentry of the Jiangdong clan had no choice but to applaud again, and it was able to heal a single person and benefit the world at the same time.
What is Almighty.
That's it.
Lu Xun suddenly rubbed his cheeks, and gradually got a ghostly expression, "Oh, eh? That's not right, Prime Minister!"
Yuan Tan raised his eyebrows and looked over, "What's wrong?"
"Which tooth did you pull?" Lu Xun asked hastily.
"The lower one." Yuan Tan said puzzled.
"The one above me hurts, you pulled it out wrong!" Lu Xun was about to cry.
The guest was shocked, what the hell, his mouth was full of blood when he pulled it out, and he pulled it out wrong?Who can stand this!
(End of this chapter)
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