PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 439 Watermelon Frenzy
Chapter 439 Watermelon Frenzy
This day will be held.
Ma Rixun and Dong Cheng, these diehard loyalists, saw Yuan Tan and his party walk in almost sideways.
Very embarrassing.
It's even more upstart than nouveau riche.
"Prime Minister..." When everyone saluted, even Han Xiandi had to stand up to show respect.
Yuan Tan stood in the middle of Longtai, with his back to Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and facing all the officials, "My lords, the yield of watermelon per mu has come out."
"How many catties?" Ma Rixun was startled and asked hastily.
"Ten thousand catties." Yuan Tan said flatly.
Fuck~!Baiguan immediately exploded.
It's really [-] catties!This is as unacceptable as the sky is falling.
Pang Tong and the others looked disgusted when they saw the look of everyone seeing the ghost, and they had already forgotten that they were the same when they first heard about it.
"I don't believe it." After Ma Rizun was stunned, he lost his expression and said, "Don't say [-] catties, it's [-] catties, which is just a matter of your words."
Ma Rixun, Dong Cheng and other elders and children loudly declared that Yuan Tan fabricated data and exaggerated.
"That being the case, everyone can follow the truth and go to the fields to have a look."
Looking at Yuan Tan's calm and calm expression, Ma Rixun and the others were shocked. Could it be true?
"It's not true!"
"How could there be such a thing as yielding [-] catties per mu."
"We don't want to be deceived by him, we just have to go and have a look!"
Ma Rixun and the others encouraged each other, and there was no need to be afraid of him for the false data of [-] jin.
So, in the excitement of the crowd, they walked out.
"Prime Minister, I...can I also go and have a look?" Han Xiandi saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he had to take the initiative to bring it up.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty really wanted to see it. After all, Ma Rike had made a bet with Yuan Tan.
the next day.
At noon, Yuan Tan and the others finally arrived at Guangzong's field.
On the endless sandy land, there are round and huge watermelons, which makes the sandy land a green ocean.
"It's just a few hundred fruits, how could it be ten thousand catties?" Ma Rixun stroked his beard, and he was completely calm at the moment.
You must know that it is corn, thousands of corn per mu, which is more than 1000 catties.
"Since that's the case, Mr. Ma will go on the scale himself." Yuan Tan said indifferently.
soon.
Ma Rizun and the others paid the price for their own limitations, and they really didn't expect a watermelon to be so heavy, with more than 20 catties, and less than ten catties.
It's just that you really can't see it on the ground, and it's all exposed when you put it on the scale.
With the continuous weighing and the yield per mu, the officials were both shocked and excited.
Especially officials like Wang Lang who are loyal to Yuan Tan, the master and his subordinates have an yield of [-] catties per mu, and a new dynasty is about to be born.
"Ma Taifu, how are you?" Yuan Tan asked.
Ma Rixun, Dong Cheng, and the others trembled.
Wang Lang walked out immediately, pointing to the undissolved bio-fertilizer in the ground and said, "Master Ma, didn't you say that you would eat shit when you reach [-] catties? Please fulfill your promise."
Yuan Tan recruited a farmer and said, "Tell Mr. Ma what kind of feces these are, so that Mr. Ma can eat according to his personal preferences."
The farmer nodded for a while, and said to Ma Rixun: "It is an honor for a villain to serve Mr. Ma. This is human dung, this is pig dung, this is cow dung... Please eat whatever you want, Mr. Ma."
Ma Rilun's face turned green, Dong Cheng and others retreated one after another, making him stand out even more.
Seeing that Ma Ribin had no intention of eating.
Wang Lang, Guo Tu and others ridiculed one after another.
"Shameless..."
"mean……."
"You shameless..."
Dong Cheng and the others didn't dare to say anything, fearing that they might cause trouble, they looked at Ma Rixun, I'm sorry, old master, I really can't help you this time.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was also dumbfounded at this moment, and he really had [-] jin. He immediately felt that the future of the Han Dynasty was even darker.
Yuan Tan laughed and said, "Okay, everyone, don't embarrass the old lady. Who is the old lady, and how can he fulfill his promise?"
"Master Ma is a person who breaks his promise."
"Lord Ma is shameless, we all know it very well."
"Master Ma is such a thing." Wang Lang and the others ridiculed.
Ma Rixun went crazy, he rushed out, picked up a lump, and put it in his mouth, "Made, I'll eat it! Hahaha, it's delicious, it smells so good!"
"How? How?" Ma Rixun said while eating dung, staring at his pale face, trembling all over his body.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and they really ate it.
Yuan Tan gave a thumbs up, "Lord Ma has a big heart, hero."
Everyone looked at Ma Rixun in awe, and thunderous applause broke out.
"Hero who eats shit!"
Ma Rixun smoked.
Dong Cheng couldn't stand it anymore, this slap was not Ma Rixun's face, it was the face of the Han family, the old and the young.
He had to stand up and questioned, "Is anyone buying this? If it's fancy but not useful, it's also white."
Not to mention, Guojiu Dong Cheng had a point.
"Open a few for you adults to taste." In fact, Yuan Tan couldn't wait to eat watermelon, and he hadn't eaten it for a long, long time. It's weird, especially in this hot summer.
a while.
There was no sound in the field, only the sound of eating watermelon.
"It's so delicious!" Old Jia Xu's eyes were shining, and his white beard was covered with red water, but he didn't bother to wipe it off.
All the officials were desperate to eat, and they didn't spit out the seeds at all.
"Are you willing to buy it?" Yuan Tan asked.
"Very willing to buy!"
"This is better than eating ice cubes in summer!"
"Wouldn't you be a fool if you didn't buy it?"
Hundreds of officials said one after another.
Dong Cheng and the others looked at the watermelon in their hands, crumbling, and finally couldn't help but ate it too.
Ever since, watermelon began to go public in an all-round way to make money.
a few days later.
The largest fruit market in Yecheng.
"Old Zhao, what's new this year?"
Not many businessmen from the Western Regions, Xi, only come to Yecheng to do business in summer. He likes to purchase new goods and bring them back to the Western Regions to give to the nobles, earning a lot of money.
The Western Regions are the first stop of the Silk Road. Merchants in the Western Regions are second-tier traffickers who sell to West Asia, and West Asia are third-tier traders who sell to Europe.
This is the Silk Road.
After all, Europe is too far away, and it takes several years to go back and forth, and the road is full of dangers. Compared with learning scriptures in the West, Chinese businessmen will not go the whole way.
"Today we focus on watermelon."
"What is a watermelon?" Xi was confused.
Old Zhao brought over a melon, and after cutting it open, Hu Shangxi was not much shocked.
After taking a bite, I was even more shocked.
Xi Buduo's eyes shined brightly, and he clearly grasped the business opportunity here.This watermelon is so delicious, refreshing, thirst-quenching, sweet and delicious, it will definitely be popular in the hot western regions.
Sure enough, under Prime Minister Yuan's rule is the place with the most extensive and profound business opportunities. There is not much tin and I can't wait to take it back and sell it.
"How much is this per catty?" After Xi Buduo made a decision, he began to care about the price.
"100 yuan." Old Zhao said lightly.
"Ah?" Xi was not much startled. "100 yuan, are you stealing money?"
Lao Zhao began to display his business literacy and put forward one, two, and three points.
First, there is only one watermelon in the world, and there is no other place.
Second, are the nobles short of money?The nobles are short of this peerless delicious food.
Third, this watermelon is different from other dishes, and has a long shelf life.
Old Zhao said again: "After you go back, you can sell it for two hundred and one catties, and the supply will be in short supply."
Xi is not much and he is also an old businessman, so he nodded affirmatively.I thought to myself, if it’s so expensive, I can’t bring back much at once, so I have to hurry and come to the second wave and the third wave.
Ever since, Xibuduo took out a big bag, spent 100 million yuan, and purchased [-] catties of watermelon, which is watermelon for one mu of land.
Things like this are happening everywhere.With the watermelon on the market, the watermelon frenzy has come.People are proud of eating watermelon and use it as a means of pretense.Whoever takes to the streets with a watermelon in his hand has a [-]% success rate in pretending to be coercive.
And Yuan Tan is also very concerned about the sales of watermelons.
In the study that day, Yuan Tan asked, "How are the sales of watermelons?"
Speaking of this sale, the strategists trembled.Is this still a sale? This is simply a money grab.
Xun You rushed out immediately, "My lord, the sales are very good."
"How much is a catty?" Yuan Tan asked hastily.
"It has already risen to 100 yuan!" The military advisers said in unison.
Fuck, 100 yuan!
Yuan Tan himself was shocked. You must know that in modern times, he used to have one yuan and ten catties, that is, a dime per catty. Now it costs 100 yuan per catty, which is more profitable than robbing a bank.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for leading the impoverished households to pretend to be coercive successfully, and the pretense value will be increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for leading the industrial and commercial households to pretend successfully, and the pretense value will be increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for allowing the common people to eat watermelon, the pretense is successful, and the pretense value is increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for pretending to trigger the lottery draw, may I ask if you want to draw the lottery immediately.
Yuan Tan was delighted, the common people in the late Han Dynasty could eat big watermelons, and it really was a success in pretending, "Pick it up now!"
Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting a piece of 'bahnhound bread', which can reach the desired age group after eating it, and the time lasts for 5 hours.
"..." Yuan Tan.
This item is amazing enough, but I don't know how to use it.
(End of this chapter)
This day will be held.
Ma Rixun and Dong Cheng, these diehard loyalists, saw Yuan Tan and his party walk in almost sideways.
Very embarrassing.
It's even more upstart than nouveau riche.
"Prime Minister..." When everyone saluted, even Han Xiandi had to stand up to show respect.
Yuan Tan stood in the middle of Longtai, with his back to Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and facing all the officials, "My lords, the yield of watermelon per mu has come out."
"How many catties?" Ma Rixun was startled and asked hastily.
"Ten thousand catties." Yuan Tan said flatly.
Fuck~!Baiguan immediately exploded.
It's really [-] catties!This is as unacceptable as the sky is falling.
Pang Tong and the others looked disgusted when they saw the look of everyone seeing the ghost, and they had already forgotten that they were the same when they first heard about it.
"I don't believe it." After Ma Rizun was stunned, he lost his expression and said, "Don't say [-] catties, it's [-] catties, which is just a matter of your words."
Ma Rixun, Dong Cheng and other elders and children loudly declared that Yuan Tan fabricated data and exaggerated.
"That being the case, everyone can follow the truth and go to the fields to have a look."
Looking at Yuan Tan's calm and calm expression, Ma Rixun and the others were shocked. Could it be true?
"It's not true!"
"How could there be such a thing as yielding [-] catties per mu."
"We don't want to be deceived by him, we just have to go and have a look!"
Ma Rixun and the others encouraged each other, and there was no need to be afraid of him for the false data of [-] jin.
So, in the excitement of the crowd, they walked out.
"Prime Minister, I...can I also go and have a look?" Han Xiandi saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he had to take the initiative to bring it up.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty really wanted to see it. After all, Ma Rike had made a bet with Yuan Tan.
the next day.
At noon, Yuan Tan and the others finally arrived at Guangzong's field.
On the endless sandy land, there are round and huge watermelons, which makes the sandy land a green ocean.
"It's just a few hundred fruits, how could it be ten thousand catties?" Ma Rixun stroked his beard, and he was completely calm at the moment.
You must know that it is corn, thousands of corn per mu, which is more than 1000 catties.
"Since that's the case, Mr. Ma will go on the scale himself." Yuan Tan said indifferently.
soon.
Ma Rizun and the others paid the price for their own limitations, and they really didn't expect a watermelon to be so heavy, with more than 20 catties, and less than ten catties.
It's just that you really can't see it on the ground, and it's all exposed when you put it on the scale.
With the continuous weighing and the yield per mu, the officials were both shocked and excited.
Especially officials like Wang Lang who are loyal to Yuan Tan, the master and his subordinates have an yield of [-] catties per mu, and a new dynasty is about to be born.
"Ma Taifu, how are you?" Yuan Tan asked.
Ma Rixun, Dong Cheng, and the others trembled.
Wang Lang walked out immediately, pointing to the undissolved bio-fertilizer in the ground and said, "Master Ma, didn't you say that you would eat shit when you reach [-] catties? Please fulfill your promise."
Yuan Tan recruited a farmer and said, "Tell Mr. Ma what kind of feces these are, so that Mr. Ma can eat according to his personal preferences."
The farmer nodded for a while, and said to Ma Rixun: "It is an honor for a villain to serve Mr. Ma. This is human dung, this is pig dung, this is cow dung... Please eat whatever you want, Mr. Ma."
Ma Rilun's face turned green, Dong Cheng and others retreated one after another, making him stand out even more.
Seeing that Ma Ribin had no intention of eating.
Wang Lang, Guo Tu and others ridiculed one after another.
"Shameless..."
"mean……."
"You shameless..."
Dong Cheng and the others didn't dare to say anything, fearing that they might cause trouble, they looked at Ma Rixun, I'm sorry, old master, I really can't help you this time.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was also dumbfounded at this moment, and he really had [-] jin. He immediately felt that the future of the Han Dynasty was even darker.
Yuan Tan laughed and said, "Okay, everyone, don't embarrass the old lady. Who is the old lady, and how can he fulfill his promise?"
"Master Ma is a person who breaks his promise."
"Lord Ma is shameless, we all know it very well."
"Master Ma is such a thing." Wang Lang and the others ridiculed.
Ma Rixun went crazy, he rushed out, picked up a lump, and put it in his mouth, "Made, I'll eat it! Hahaha, it's delicious, it smells so good!"
"How? How?" Ma Rixun said while eating dung, staring at his pale face, trembling all over his body.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and they really ate it.
Yuan Tan gave a thumbs up, "Lord Ma has a big heart, hero."
Everyone looked at Ma Rixun in awe, and thunderous applause broke out.
"Hero who eats shit!"
Ma Rixun smoked.
Dong Cheng couldn't stand it anymore, this slap was not Ma Rixun's face, it was the face of the Han family, the old and the young.
He had to stand up and questioned, "Is anyone buying this? If it's fancy but not useful, it's also white."
Not to mention, Guojiu Dong Cheng had a point.
"Open a few for you adults to taste." In fact, Yuan Tan couldn't wait to eat watermelon, and he hadn't eaten it for a long, long time. It's weird, especially in this hot summer.
a while.
There was no sound in the field, only the sound of eating watermelon.
"It's so delicious!" Old Jia Xu's eyes were shining, and his white beard was covered with red water, but he didn't bother to wipe it off.
All the officials were desperate to eat, and they didn't spit out the seeds at all.
"Are you willing to buy it?" Yuan Tan asked.
"Very willing to buy!"
"This is better than eating ice cubes in summer!"
"Wouldn't you be a fool if you didn't buy it?"
Hundreds of officials said one after another.
Dong Cheng and the others looked at the watermelon in their hands, crumbling, and finally couldn't help but ate it too.
Ever since, watermelon began to go public in an all-round way to make money.
a few days later.
The largest fruit market in Yecheng.
"Old Zhao, what's new this year?"
Not many businessmen from the Western Regions, Xi, only come to Yecheng to do business in summer. He likes to purchase new goods and bring them back to the Western Regions to give to the nobles, earning a lot of money.
The Western Regions are the first stop of the Silk Road. Merchants in the Western Regions are second-tier traffickers who sell to West Asia, and West Asia are third-tier traders who sell to Europe.
This is the Silk Road.
After all, Europe is too far away, and it takes several years to go back and forth, and the road is full of dangers. Compared with learning scriptures in the West, Chinese businessmen will not go the whole way.
"Today we focus on watermelon."
"What is a watermelon?" Xi was confused.
Old Zhao brought over a melon, and after cutting it open, Hu Shangxi was not much shocked.
After taking a bite, I was even more shocked.
Xi Buduo's eyes shined brightly, and he clearly grasped the business opportunity here.This watermelon is so delicious, refreshing, thirst-quenching, sweet and delicious, it will definitely be popular in the hot western regions.
Sure enough, under Prime Minister Yuan's rule is the place with the most extensive and profound business opportunities. There is not much tin and I can't wait to take it back and sell it.
"How much is this per catty?" After Xi Buduo made a decision, he began to care about the price.
"100 yuan." Old Zhao said lightly.
"Ah?" Xi was not much startled. "100 yuan, are you stealing money?"
Lao Zhao began to display his business literacy and put forward one, two, and three points.
First, there is only one watermelon in the world, and there is no other place.
Second, are the nobles short of money?The nobles are short of this peerless delicious food.
Third, this watermelon is different from other dishes, and has a long shelf life.
Old Zhao said again: "After you go back, you can sell it for two hundred and one catties, and the supply will be in short supply."
Xi is not much and he is also an old businessman, so he nodded affirmatively.I thought to myself, if it’s so expensive, I can’t bring back much at once, so I have to hurry and come to the second wave and the third wave.
Ever since, Xibuduo took out a big bag, spent 100 million yuan, and purchased [-] catties of watermelon, which is watermelon for one mu of land.
Things like this are happening everywhere.With the watermelon on the market, the watermelon frenzy has come.People are proud of eating watermelon and use it as a means of pretense.Whoever takes to the streets with a watermelon in his hand has a [-]% success rate in pretending to be coercive.
And Yuan Tan is also very concerned about the sales of watermelons.
In the study that day, Yuan Tan asked, "How are the sales of watermelons?"
Speaking of this sale, the strategists trembled.Is this still a sale? This is simply a money grab.
Xun You rushed out immediately, "My lord, the sales are very good."
"How much is a catty?" Yuan Tan asked hastily.
"It has already risen to 100 yuan!" The military advisers said in unison.
Fuck, 100 yuan!
Yuan Tan himself was shocked. You must know that in modern times, he used to have one yuan and ten catties, that is, a dime per catty. Now it costs 100 yuan per catty, which is more profitable than robbing a bank.
Ding!Congratulations to the host for leading the impoverished households to pretend to be coercive successfully, and the pretense value will be increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for leading the industrial and commercial households to pretend successfully, and the pretense value will be increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for allowing the common people to eat watermelon, the pretense is successful, and the pretense value is increased by 10
Ding!Congratulations to the host for pretending to trigger the lottery draw, may I ask if you want to draw the lottery immediately.
Yuan Tan was delighted, the common people in the late Han Dynasty could eat big watermelons, and it really was a success in pretending, "Pick it up now!"
Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting a piece of 'bahnhound bread', which can reach the desired age group after eating it, and the time lasts for 5 hours.
"..." Yuan Tan.
This item is amazing enough, but I don't know how to use it.
(End of this chapter)
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