Chapter 444 'Aunt Ruhua'

On the one hand, Liu Bei ordered to follow the child, and on the other hand, he ran to make up Zhang Fei.

"Brother, didn't you put makeup on yourself?" Zhang Fei looked at the cosmetics used by the women in front of him, and he, a fierce general of his generation, was also terrified.

Liu Bei said seriously: "Brother, I thought about it later, look at my ears hanging down to my shoulders, and my hands over my knees, the child recognized me at a glance, do you understand?"

Zhang Fei nodded ignorantly.

Soon, Liu Bei finished makeup for Zhang Fei.

When the soldiers saw Zhang Fei made up into a girl like a flower, they were heartbroken at first, but soon understood Liu Bei's difficulties.

This disguise is very good, the protagonist is so witty.

A soldier who followed Zhang Fei at the earliest and is now a lieutenant-general sighed endlessly, saying: "The three generals really went all out, and all the beards that haven't moved for 30 years have been shaved. If this is the case, the child must be caught."

"Where is the child now?" Zhang Fei asked roughly.

Liu Bei hurriedly said, "We need to use a female voice."

"Female voice? Okay, okay." Zhang Fei put his hips on his hips, and said delicately, "Where is the child now?"

Many soldiers vomited out the overnight meal, thinking to the third general, you should stop pretending to be a lady, and it would be more image-like to be a shrew and an old woman.

5 minute later.

Yuan Tan happily licked the candied haws and continued to set fire, and felt that he was so talented that he had come up with such a good idea.

Villager Zhuge also wanted to burn Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu traveled through the crowd, and these classic strategies were useless to Lao Tzu.

"Hey, come here, I have candy here!"

At this time, there was a voice of eunuch who was neither male nor female.

The child turned his head and saw a monster, greeting him kindly.

"Who are you?" The child raised his candied haws sword and pointed at it, warning.

"I am your Auntie Ruhua, I like a pink and tender child like you the most." Zhang Fei said with a smile.

The bear kid ran over,
Seeing the bear kid running over, Liu Bei and his soldiers, who were hiding in the dark, were excited for a while.

Xiongzi ran over to look at Zhang Fei's character attributes.Character, Zhang Fei: Strength: 99, don't look at the others, this is Zhang Fei's disguise.

Xiongzi was also taken aback, he didn't expect Zhang Fei to make such a great sacrifice in order to catch him.Immediately widened his eyes and said:
"Eunuch Zhang Fei, have you really been eunuched?"

Zhang Fei was taken aback when he heard the words, Zhang Fei the eunuch, Zhang Fei the Yan man, eunuch!Castrated!
If you are castrated, you will no longer be male or female.

Zhang Fei is neither male nor female at the moment.

In an instant Zhang Fei was furious, his face was scarier than Zhong Kui's.

The bear boy began to add candied haws.

Zhang Fei held back strongly, thinking he would catch him and ravage him.With a smile uglier than crying, she stretched out her hand, with candy in her palm, "Little...Xiao Hei, come and get the candy."

Without saying a word, the bear child immediately kicked Zhang Fei's face, left a footprint, and ran away.He also shouted: "Zhang Fei, if you are famous, you must be famous forever."

Touching the footprints on his face, Zhang Fei angrily threw the candy on the ground and smashed it into pieces, roaring, "Don't run away, bear, chase after me!"

Half an hour later, because the whole city was on fire, Xinye City became a big furnace.

Liu Bei and his soldiers could not stay any longer.

"Brother, let's withdraw quickly. If we don't withdraw, we will be roasted to death here instead."

Guan Yu rode up to him, and gave Zhuge Liang a cold look.

Liu Bei had no choice but to retreat. On the way, he kept asking Zhuge Liang, "Military Master, why are you robbing children of candied haws?"

"I didn't grab it." Zhuge Liang said indifferently, shaking his feather fan.

If you don't snatch other people's candied haws, can they burn us?
"military adviser……."

Suddenly Liu Bei's amiable voice came.

Zhuge Liang sighed, turned his head, and respectfully said: "My lord, is there something wrong?"

He saw that Liu Bei held up a candied haws and brought it to him, "Military Master, let me eat it for you."

Zhuge Liang visibly trembled all over, suddenly feeling that everything in the world became dull, and passed away.

The child also took advantage of the chaos and ran out of Xinye City.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for playing the role of a bear boy, the pretense value is increased by 8
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully planting and framing Zhuge Liang, the pretense value will be increased by 7
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully acting pretentious in front of the Taoyuan triad, and the pretense value will be increased by 9
Ding!Congratulations to the host for acting aggressively and triggering the lottery draw. Do you want to draw the lottery immediately?

Yuan Tan was very happy, it seemed that he was really suitable for acting.

"Draw it now!"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Water-Banning Pill, which can turn into an amphibious human after eating it. Do you want to take it now?
"!!!" Yuan Tan was overjoyed, he was able to extract such a good thing. In other words, after eating this, he could not only live on land, but also live in water.

Wouldn't it be that Atlantis will also be his own pretentious territory in the future?

Yuan Tan immediately took out the Bishui Pill, which is a transparent pill like a glass ball, with a blue liquid flowing inside.Without further ado, put it in your mouth and swallow it, the taste is almost like jelly.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title of Amphibian Human.

Yuan Tan looked at his attributes.

Host: Yuan Tan.

Prestige: 4950. (Continuing growth, Huaxia ranks first.)
Force: 95
Intelligence: Unknown (traveling through 5000 years of knowledge, too many variables)
Exercises: Dugu Nine Swords Breaking the Spear, Breaking the Arrow, Breaking the Sword, Breaking the Knife, Breaking the Palm, and Breaking the Cable.

Skills: Amphibian Human, Thief, Medicine God, Kitchen God, Poem King, Music Saint, etc.

Items: beauty camera, super money printing machine, super penicillin making machine, super seed making machine, etc...

Territory: Jizhou, Bingzhou, Qingzhou, Youzhou, Xuzhou, Gunzhou, Yuzhou, Sili, and northern Yangzhou (the Huaxia territory accounts for 70%)

Confidants: The first echelon: Xiaomei, Yue Nu, Zhao Yun, Xu Chu, Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zhang He, Xun You, Tian Feng, Ju Shou, Pang Tong, Jia Xu...

Population: 3500 million. (China's population share is 78%)

Popularity: 95.

Troop strength: more than 60

Yuan Tan thought about Liu Bei's attributes again.

Character: Liu Bei.

Prestige: 1988 (Prestige will be lost if beaten)
Force: 58 (old)

Intelligence: 82
Skills: double-strand swordsmanship.

Territory: Jingzhou

Confidants: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Jian Yong, Sun Qian.

Population: 10,000

Popularity: 77
Troop strength: 20.

He couldn't compare with himself at all, so Yuan Tan happily returned to his camp.

Yuan Tan had just returned when General Tanma Wang Zhao entered the gate.

"General, why don't you go to the military division first?" asked Wang Dong, his confidant.

After all, if you want to explore the horse, you can only pretend to be aggressive on the collected information, so you attach great importance to it.

Wang Zhao snorted and said, "Bringing news that surprises the lord is the ultimate feat of our scouting. How can we pretend to be someone else?"

"But my lord can guess it every time, it's safer to surprise the military advisers." Wang Dong said.

"This time, how could my lord guess it?" Wang Zhao said proudly.

His confidant Wang Dong thought about it, a child ordered Xinye City, and after discovering this information, he was completely confused.

"My lord has calculated thousands of times, so it's impossible to figure out the child's order, right? This may be the only chance to surprise my lord." Wang Zhao clenched his fists.

"Hmm." Wang Dong understood.

(End of this chapter)

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