PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 8 Daughter-in-law, you are so talented
Chapter 8 Daughter-in-law, you are so talented
"No, no, it's an extra catty for each soldier."
Looking at his beloved son, Zhen Yi was very relieved, "There is a future, so let's do it this way, you hurry up, you can't make my uncle wait too long, you have to be sincere."
"Yes, dad." Zhen Yu hurried over.
"This son is extraordinary. I thought he didn't know how to do business, so he could get more benefits. I didn't expect him to be like a shrewd fox. Hey, I've spent my life in vain. I can't handle it even when I'm old. But I was tricked by my son-in-law , why are you so happy?"
"It's really puzzling..." Zhen Yi shook his head and went into the back hall.
"I also can't think of Qijie." A servant looked at the maidservant next to him.
"Oh, you're so annoying..." The maid's handkerchief hit the bastard's face.
Zhen Yi didn't even think about it, Yuan Tan came from a later generation, what kind of tricks hasn't been seen before?Still want to make money from him?Don't be kidding, a pyramid scheme can bankrupt the Han Empire.
Just ask you believe it or not?
Zhen Yi entered the back hall, and a voice came immediately, "Tell the lady, I will go to sleep on her bed tonight, and wash my hair again, I think I can use this to wash my body. It has been many days since I slept together, and it is strange to be old." of it."
……… (Evil next time pretentious dividing line)
Yuan Tan returned to the mansion and shouted happily, "Daughter-in-law~Daughter-in-law, my husband is back!"
Look around to see if there is no one, then turn around again...
"Damn it, daughter-in-law?"
Zhen Mi suddenly appeared behind him with a mysterious expression, which really startled him.
"What kind of obscene words are you talking about in broad daylight..."
But why am I so excited?Heroes should be so unrestrained!
Zhen Mi dragged her family Yuan Tan to a remote courtyard in the back house.
This section of the road is too long, and Yuan Tan is going crazy. Why is my house so big? It's really annoying.
I saw a set of huge wooden barrels in the room, which should be the equipment for brewing wine in the wine cellar. The personal maid, Xiaoli, is leading a few small maids, and they are constantly pouring shampoo at the wooden faucet at the bottom.
There is a mechanism there, the upper and lower pieces, after being squeezed together, the shampoo bottle is always in a squeeze state, and shampoo is always coming out.
And the people who pick up the shampoo are working in shifts, thinking that there are a lot of them in the vat.Zhen Mi often threw in a bag of things and added water, but they all slipped away through the secret passage below.
It is also affixed with a seal to prevent others from stealing it, which is what the secret recipe should mean.
Yuan Tan was so excited, "It's really a good wife, but your father said that the supply should be large."
Zhen Mi scratched her temple cutely, "Well, we can make the hole of the bottle bigger, and the flow will be faster."
Yuan Tan's eyes widened immediately.
Damn..., daughter-in-law,
"You are so talented, I love you. Husband must reward you well today, this idea is really brilliant!"
"Husband, please don't talk nonsense, how embarrassing." Zhen Ji waved her handkerchief and punched her, she blushed immediately, but her heart was flushed.
"My lord, the Zhen family's supplies have arrived."
someone yelled outside.
"It's coming so soon, my father-in-law is taking too much face. Daughter-in-law, you tell your father that in the future your mother will honor the world, and I will definitely not treat him badly." Yuan Tan worked his way up and down before calmly leaving.
"If the previous one said that, I would definitely be angry. Why are you so happy now? I'm the queen. My husband and I are here to discuss rebellion. Is this really good?" Zhen Ji spat I stuck out my tongue.There are artifacts with unlimited shampoo, and my husband must be the emperor.
When Yuan Tan came to the barracks, most of the soldiers had recovered from the side effects, and after a day of recuperation, they were alive and well.
The whole army is discussing yesterday's battle.
"Made, you can play for a year!"
"One year? It's okay to play for a lifetime."
"The eldest son is here!"
With adoring gazes from the soldiers, they organized themselves to meet Yuan Tan together.
So when Yuan Tan entered the barracks, he saw everyone.
Standing on a high place, he said, "Brothers, you stand up for me, and I stand up for you. Today you lay down for a day, the holiday is not counted, and tomorrow you will have a three-day holiday. And today, drink a lot and eat meat! Come, let's serve the wine first. Whether the meat is stewed or roasted, eat whatever you want.”
Eat and drink all you want?
At first, the soldiers thought it was an exaggeration. Even when Yecheng was captured, the lord only had a bowl of wine and a piece of meat.
But with the arrival of mountains of supplies, the entire army was shocked.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 10."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 9."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering the lottery draw, may I ask if you want to draw a lottery?"
"Draw a lottery now!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully obtaining the magic medicine for non-drunkness. After taking it, you don't need to get drunk every time you drink, or you can get drunk immediately. Come and go as you like."
"Ding! The master has obtained another superpower, Mr. Yuan Tan is awesome!" Xiaomei jumped up and down, showing off her cuteness.The cheerleaders were still raising their legs and waving colored balls. Yuan Tan only had a nosebleed when he saw it, and he really wanted to go in and stay together.
a while.
There are countless bonfires, and the aroma of wine and meat is pervasive, which can be smelled from many square kilometers away.
Yuan Tan was really afraid that these soldiers would not be able to withstand the toast, but now he has the ability to drink without getting drunk.Just this ability deprives a man of one of his pleasures.But if you want to get drunk again, it's different, it's really the ability to pretend to be a god.
Amidst the applause of three thousand soldiers, Yuan Tan held up a large jar of cattle to drink.
While speaking, he drank it all in one gulp, smashed the wine jar with a click, and roared, "Come again."
"Young Master! Young Master! Young Master!"
The soldiers of the three armies were completely overwhelmed by the frenzy he inspired, shouting hysterically.
It can be seen with the naked eye that all kinds of data are increasing layer by layer, and the traffic is faster than that of The Matrix.
In a short period of time, the loyalty of all soldiers soared to one hundred.The morale is even more off the charts, which means that as long as Yuan Tan is around, the morale of these soldiers will never drop.
What is faithfulness?
This is faithfulness.
What is military spirit?
This is military spirit.
Even Bo Chenlin, the boss next to Yuan Tan, was also aroused.
On the attribute panels of these people, without exception, the four characters Yuan Tanjun appeared.
This shows what?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 8."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 6."
"Come again!"
Yuan Tan's blood was also boiling when he pretended to be forceful.This era of iron horses and golden swords is such a pride.
It was late at night, but the reward banquet did not go away.
The soldiers talked excitedly, and ganged up to release the water together.
Come to the fence.
"Oh, isn't this the old Wang from the third son's camp next door? Why are you hiding here?"
(End of this chapter)
"No, no, it's an extra catty for each soldier."
Looking at his beloved son, Zhen Yi was very relieved, "There is a future, so let's do it this way, you hurry up, you can't make my uncle wait too long, you have to be sincere."
"Yes, dad." Zhen Yu hurried over.
"This son is extraordinary. I thought he didn't know how to do business, so he could get more benefits. I didn't expect him to be like a shrewd fox. Hey, I've spent my life in vain. I can't handle it even when I'm old. But I was tricked by my son-in-law , why are you so happy?"
"It's really puzzling..." Zhen Yi shook his head and went into the back hall.
"I also can't think of Qijie." A servant looked at the maidservant next to him.
"Oh, you're so annoying..." The maid's handkerchief hit the bastard's face.
Zhen Yi didn't even think about it, Yuan Tan came from a later generation, what kind of tricks hasn't been seen before?Still want to make money from him?Don't be kidding, a pyramid scheme can bankrupt the Han Empire.
Just ask you believe it or not?
Zhen Yi entered the back hall, and a voice came immediately, "Tell the lady, I will go to sleep on her bed tonight, and wash my hair again, I think I can use this to wash my body. It has been many days since I slept together, and it is strange to be old." of it."
……… (Evil next time pretentious dividing line)
Yuan Tan returned to the mansion and shouted happily, "Daughter-in-law~Daughter-in-law, my husband is back!"
Look around to see if there is no one, then turn around again...
"Damn it, daughter-in-law?"
Zhen Mi suddenly appeared behind him with a mysterious expression, which really startled him.
"What kind of obscene words are you talking about in broad daylight..."
But why am I so excited?Heroes should be so unrestrained!
Zhen Mi dragged her family Yuan Tan to a remote courtyard in the back house.
This section of the road is too long, and Yuan Tan is going crazy. Why is my house so big? It's really annoying.
I saw a set of huge wooden barrels in the room, which should be the equipment for brewing wine in the wine cellar. The personal maid, Xiaoli, is leading a few small maids, and they are constantly pouring shampoo at the wooden faucet at the bottom.
There is a mechanism there, the upper and lower pieces, after being squeezed together, the shampoo bottle is always in a squeeze state, and shampoo is always coming out.
And the people who pick up the shampoo are working in shifts, thinking that there are a lot of them in the vat.Zhen Mi often threw in a bag of things and added water, but they all slipped away through the secret passage below.
It is also affixed with a seal to prevent others from stealing it, which is what the secret recipe should mean.
Yuan Tan was so excited, "It's really a good wife, but your father said that the supply should be large."
Zhen Mi scratched her temple cutely, "Well, we can make the hole of the bottle bigger, and the flow will be faster."
Yuan Tan's eyes widened immediately.
Damn..., daughter-in-law,
"You are so talented, I love you. Husband must reward you well today, this idea is really brilliant!"
"Husband, please don't talk nonsense, how embarrassing." Zhen Ji waved her handkerchief and punched her, she blushed immediately, but her heart was flushed.
"My lord, the Zhen family's supplies have arrived."
someone yelled outside.
"It's coming so soon, my father-in-law is taking too much face. Daughter-in-law, you tell your father that in the future your mother will honor the world, and I will definitely not treat him badly." Yuan Tan worked his way up and down before calmly leaving.
"If the previous one said that, I would definitely be angry. Why are you so happy now? I'm the queen. My husband and I are here to discuss rebellion. Is this really good?" Zhen Ji spat I stuck out my tongue.There are artifacts with unlimited shampoo, and my husband must be the emperor.
When Yuan Tan came to the barracks, most of the soldiers had recovered from the side effects, and after a day of recuperation, they were alive and well.
The whole army is discussing yesterday's battle.
"Made, you can play for a year!"
"One year? It's okay to play for a lifetime."
"The eldest son is here!"
With adoring gazes from the soldiers, they organized themselves to meet Yuan Tan together.
So when Yuan Tan entered the barracks, he saw everyone.
Standing on a high place, he said, "Brothers, you stand up for me, and I stand up for you. Today you lay down for a day, the holiday is not counted, and tomorrow you will have a three-day holiday. And today, drink a lot and eat meat! Come, let's serve the wine first. Whether the meat is stewed or roasted, eat whatever you want.”
Eat and drink all you want?
At first, the soldiers thought it was an exaggeration. Even when Yecheng was captured, the lord only had a bowl of wine and a piece of meat.
But with the arrival of mountains of supplies, the entire army was shocked.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 10."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 9."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering the lottery draw, may I ask if you want to draw a lottery?"
"Draw a lottery now!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully obtaining the magic medicine for non-drunkness. After taking it, you don't need to get drunk every time you drink, or you can get drunk immediately. Come and go as you like."
"Ding! The master has obtained another superpower, Mr. Yuan Tan is awesome!" Xiaomei jumped up and down, showing off her cuteness.The cheerleaders were still raising their legs and waving colored balls. Yuan Tan only had a nosebleed when he saw it, and he really wanted to go in and stay together.
a while.
There are countless bonfires, and the aroma of wine and meat is pervasive, which can be smelled from many square kilometers away.
Yuan Tan was really afraid that these soldiers would not be able to withstand the toast, but now he has the ability to drink without getting drunk.Just this ability deprives a man of one of his pleasures.But if you want to get drunk again, it's different, it's really the ability to pretend to be a god.
Amidst the applause of three thousand soldiers, Yuan Tan held up a large jar of cattle to drink.
While speaking, he drank it all in one gulp, smashed the wine jar with a click, and roared, "Come again."
"Young Master! Young Master! Young Master!"
The soldiers of the three armies were completely overwhelmed by the frenzy he inspired, shouting hysterically.
It can be seen with the naked eye that all kinds of data are increasing layer by layer, and the traffic is faster than that of The Matrix.
In a short period of time, the loyalty of all soldiers soared to one hundred.The morale is even more off the charts, which means that as long as Yuan Tan is around, the morale of these soldiers will never drop.
What is faithfulness?
This is faithfulness.
What is military spirit?
This is military spirit.
Even Bo Chenlin, the boss next to Yuan Tan, was also aroused.
On the attribute panels of these people, without exception, the four characters Yuan Tanjun appeared.
This shows what?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 8."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting aggressive is increased by 6."
"Come again!"
Yuan Tan's blood was also boiling when he pretended to be forceful.This era of iron horses and golden swords is such a pride.
It was late at night, but the reward banquet did not go away.
The soldiers talked excitedly, and ganged up to release the water together.
Come to the fence.
"Oh, isn't this the old Wang from the third son's camp next door? Why are you hiding here?"
(End of this chapter)
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