Shenhao's comfortable life

Chapter 167 Infinite Loop Pit Erke (Please Subscribe)
"LV30 VIP Dongfang Xiao presents host Erke Zhuzi X1000000!"

While Er Ke was singing, Xiao Zhu casually clicked on the computer screen, and gave Er Ke all the bamboo returned for sending "Fu Tiao Qiang".

More than 3000 bamboos will be returned for one Buddha jumping over the wall!Xiao Zhu sent a total of one thousand Buddha Jumping Walls, which is 330 bamboos!
In fact, if the anchor gets the top signing contract of Bamboo TV, it would be the most cost-effective deal for him to brush himself off the wall. Basically, only a small amount of fees will be deducted, and he will earn money inside and out.

But those who can get such a top-level contract are already top-level anchors, and they don't bother to play such meaningless means.

Er Ke is not yet a top anchor, and the 100 million bamboo is much higher than Buddha Jumping Over the Wall in a sense.

But at this time, everyone was paying attention to Er Ke, because when Er Ke was singing, a male cartoon figure suddenly appeared beside Er Ke.

This is the built-in AR cartoon figure of Bamboo TV. Fans who are authorized by the host do not need to show up by themselves, but just show various actions to the camera, so that their own cartoon image can appear next to the host, which can be regarded as interaction Very powerful function.

Er Ke's singing voice has passed once, the music turned low, and there was a new lyrics again, but this time, along with the lyrics, Xiao Zhu's animation image appeared beside Er Ke.

"I was ridiculed again that I have a flat chest, lying on my stomach with a virtue, wearing suspenders ~ still ~ very innocent..."

"I believe, the longest distance is A to G, I suspect, inherited from the father..."

Er Ke lowered her head, as if immersed in her emotions, she looked at her breasts, opened her red lips lightly, and sang: "My breasts have always been the laughing stock of everyone~..."

Then he looked up again, just in time to see the cartoon image of Xiao Zhu next to him, and sang: "Say my boyfriend has absolutely true feelings for me..."

"puff!"

At this moment, many people's keyboards and screens were severely damaged, and countless people took screen cloths and hurriedly wiped the water they sprayed.

Er Ke lowered her head again, and sang helplessly: "Hey (love), I really~need~ go to G, even if it will be bumped up and down..."

During the singing, Er Ke's body made corresponding movements like waves, her body twisted and twisted like a ship drifting in the sea, but she was only "A", so she didn't have the "upside down" like "G". upside down"...

And "Xiao Zhu" standing next to Er Ke suddenly made a hilarious expression.

"I'd rather the pattern of the T-shirt be stretched out of shape, the groove doesn't have to be squeezed..."

"Regardless of promotion and salary increase, it is said that I rely on my real strength, and it takes a week for the chest pad to dry..."

In the last part, Er Ke raised her head and bravely showed off her "A" figure. At the same time, "Xiao Zhu" came to Er Ke's side and stood shoulder to shoulder with her.

Er Ke looked at "Xiao Zhu" beside her, and sang the last line of the lyrics: "Taking a bath with your boyfriend is like... Brother Haier..."

Xiao Zhu operated the function of the live broadcast room, and finally after Er Ke finished singing, a pair of "Haier Brothers" suddenly jumped out of the screen...

"I was ridiculed again that I have a flat chest, lying on my stomach with a virtue, wearing suspenders ~ still ~ very innocent..."

"I believe that the furthest distance is from A to G...I suspect it is inherited from my father! My breasts~ have always been the laughing stock of everyone... Said that my boyfriend has absolutely true feelings for me! Hey (love), I really need to go to G , even if it will be turned upside down... I would rather the T-shirt pattern be deformed, and the groove not be squeezed! Regardless of promotion or salary increase, it is said that I rely on real strength! It takes a week for the chest pad to dry, and I take a shower with my boyfriend~ Haier brother!"

Accompanied by the background music of "Courage", Er Ke's singing came over and over again...

In fact, at this time, Xiao Zhu's task reminder had already appeared on the system panel, 200 experience points had already been recorded, and the upgrade was only a matter of dozens of experience points.

However, Xiao Zhu had no intention of stopping at all. Under his control, "Courage" was played only twice, without dead ends, once, twice, three times...

"It's so nice to hear, the key is that Er Ke is a perfect match!"

"The local tycoon in the east has such an amazing talent. I don't want to say anything anymore. I'm afraid I will feel inferior when I see him in the future."

"Hahahaha, I really laughed to death. The interaction between Erke and Dongfang Xiao is also very interesting."

In the barrage of explosions, countless gifts were sent to Er Ke's live broadcast room. In just 10 minutes, the gifts given to Er Ke by others are definitely worth tens of thousands, not to mention, Xiao Zhu He has already given all the 330 bamboos he got to Er Ke!
At this time, Er Ke didn't realize that there was something wrong with the background music, because the lyrics really suited Er Ke's appetite. She never said that she had "big breasts", and she was willing to face her own strengths and weaknesses, but she never I won't take the initiative to bring it up.

But if this thing is put into the "lyrics" and sung in this form, it will be an unparalleled wonderful enjoyment. The lyrics of "Dongfang Xiao" are definitely written deep in her heart...

But as she sang, Er Ke felt that something was wrong. She vaguely thought of something, but she didn't respond for a while, and the next moment, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.

Er Ke suddenly interrupted the music, and shouted: "Dongfang Xiao! You're kidding me, even if it's an adaptation of "Courage", you won't be able to sing for 15 minutes!"

"Let me just say, I usually don't get tired from singing, why do I feel a little tired now, Dongfang Xiao, give me a hard time..."

However, it was quiet in front of the microphone, and the emotional "Dongfang Xiao" had already run away early...

"Bitch! Dead man! Really..."

Er Ke laughed and cursed, and finally couldn't help laughing, her stomach hurts from laughing, and she held her stomach and said, "Okay, let's stop today's live broadcast, I'm a little tired from singing, big oriental tycoon, I sent you a private message, remember Add me as a friend, hehe, we must settle our accounts carefully."

Er Ke's reaction made everyone in the live broadcast room happy.

"Hahahaha, Dongfanghao is a real god. Damn, if I were him, and cooperated with the goddess like this, I would definitely not entrap women like this, and run away by myself after it's over..."

"I'm so envious of Dongfang Hao. He was called a bitch by Erke when we met for the first time, and was even called dead... 55555, you didn't hear what Erke said just now: 'dead silver', I wipe it , babble, my heart is drunk..."

"Upstairs, if you want Erke to scold you like that, first you have to be rich (the tongue sticking out expression picture), preliminary estimates, tonight Dongfanghao threw more than 100 million gifts in Erke's live broadcast room, and I was so angry, I Just ask, who else?"

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Thanks to Sang Tao, Bai Bianbao, and book friends 20171108212009198 for their rewards. It is expected that there will be three updates today.

　In order to ensure the effect of the chapters, all the lyrics are written out, and I will give away hundreds of words for free every few chapters, so please don't mind this matter.

　　
　
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