Douluo's opening becomes Oscar
Chapter 85 The Dilapidated Shrek Academy
Chapter 85 The Dilapidated Shrek Academy
No wonder Oscar felt that this scene was a bit familiar!Isn't this the village that appeared when Shrek Academy recruited students in the anime?
It turned out that they were brought to Shrek Academy by Flender!Why did he bring us here?And when he was recruiting students here, Oscar would never believe that he didn't have Xiao Jiujiu.
In order not to attract the attention of others, Flender landed on the outskirts of the village. If others see that they are flying over, they will definitely attract everyone's attention. The most important thing is that he, as the dean, does not want to be found by others money back.
At this moment, Flender suddenly changed his previous expression and turned around quickly. Oscar and Xiao Wu were startled by his sudden movement, and they took a step back inadvertently.
Flender's rough body twisted and rubbed his hands together, and his expression was also particularly wretched. He grinned and said to Oscar with a flattering face: "Little Oscar, you are now a member of the Shrek Academy." Senior brother, shouldn't he make some contribution to Shrek?"
"...I don't have any money~" Oscar shook his head and replied.
"Hehehe~ I don't need you to pay, as long as you contribute! You just need to..." Flender said with a smirk.
Seeing him like that, Oscar knew that he was definitely not holding back anything good, but he also listened to what Flender said he needed to do. After listening to him, he immediately understood what kind of position he was in. It turns out All he needs to do is take the position of Dai Shao in the anime!
What Flender asked him to be a role model for Shrek, of course, this is a good name, but it should be called a blame man if it is not good. The person who refunded the money complained enough.
"You understand~ You two go there by yourself! I still have something to do, so I will leave first!"
Flender flew away quickly after speaking, Oscar cursed Flender in his heart, these four eyes made him do such a thankless thing, but Oscar did not refuse, because this is a capable person A good opportunity to pretend.
Oscar held Xiao Wu's hand and came closer. He found that besides children, there were also some adults gathered here. Of course, these adults were the parents of those children. These children were almost in their teens, but they were still young. They are still in front of the flowers in the greenhouse without breaking away from the protection of their parents. From this, it can be seen that they will definitely not become a strong person who can stand alone in the future.
And there is a table at the entrance of the village, behind this table sits an old man in his 60s, and next to this old man sits a person Oscar and Xiao Wu are very familiar with, that person is Zhao Promise.
Zao Wou-ki is not here to accompany and check the strength of these children, he is here to wait for Oscar and Xiao Wu, he has not eaten the meal made by Oscar for four days, and now he misses it very much, So he has to flatter him first, and then Oscar will reward him with a sumptuous meal.
Although Oscar looked at Zao Wou-ki, he only stopped for a moment on him. Oscar knew why he was here. Compared with why Zao Wou-ki was here, he felt more at the gate of Shrek Academy. curious.
The gate is similar to the one shown in the anime, the gate is a large wooden arch, and above the large arch is hung a wooden plaque, engraved with five large characters of Shrek Academy, and a green monster in the middle The humanoid head, this head is forgiving green, looks particularly weird.
Looking at the big arch, Oscar sighed and thought: Sure enough, the anime is full of lies. In the anime, although the big arch is a bit dilapidated, you can still watch it. It’s really uncomfortable to move it to reality, because This big arch is made of wood, after the ravages of time, the surface has been glossy, it looks dry, messy, not round at all, Oscar especially wants to find a few people to make a plate!
Although Oscar was fully prepared for the defeat of Shrek Academy, he still couldn't help complaining when he saw it. Is this an academy that people can come to?
The kid who came to sign up is probably blind!Even if the children are blind, then their parents must have something beyond their imagination to send their children to such a shabby college.
The main reason is that one can't think about it, it can't be that so many people can't think about it!At a glance, it seems that there are more than 100 children who signed up!
Xiao Wu asked curiously from the side: "Big Brother, is this the Shrek Academy run by Uncle Four Eyes and Uncle Chubby? Why does this place look like a small village?"
"Because they are poor and have no money to build the academy!" Flender would definitely vomit three liters of blood if he heard Oscar's words.
Oscar took Xiao Wu and walked towards Zao Wou-Ki, because they are now Shrek students, there is no need to line up at all!
And when they passed by, the two of them heard the complaints and doubts of those who signed up.
"Is there any mistake, this dilapidated place is Shrek Academy?" said a woman who accompanied her child to sign up.
And the woman in front of her also questioned and said: "Shrek Academy claims to be an academy that can become a Viscount of the Empire after graduation. How could it be so dilapidated? We were not deceived!"
And at this moment, a man with a child in front of them said with certainty: "It can't be wrong, this is what the people of Wuhundian said, how could the people of Wuhundian lie to us!"
The woman said just now: "If there is nothing wrong with that, this college is too shabby! It is really shameful for my child to go to school here, son, let's find another college!"
But the child next to the mother said: "Mom, since we are here, let's wait! The teacher of the junior college said before that the more powerful the college, the harder the test. Maybe this is the first test? Maybe The real academy is not here!"
There were too many similar conversations in the queue, and the people who signed up and the parents who accompanied their children all looked disappointed.
Oscar really wants to tell that kid just now that you really think too much, the real Shrek Academy is here, you better go back quickly!Why are you so overwhelmed and have to wait?Does it feel good to be cheated of ten gold soul coins?
Oscar and Xiao Wu ignored them, but came to the table at the registration office with cheerful steps. Just as Oscar and Xiao Wu started to talk, they were stopped by the parents of the first applicant next to them.
"Whose child is this so unqualified and running around! You don't want to sign up at this point! If you want to sign up, get out and queue up!"
(End of this chapter)
No wonder Oscar felt that this scene was a bit familiar!Isn't this the village that appeared when Shrek Academy recruited students in the anime?
It turned out that they were brought to Shrek Academy by Flender!Why did he bring us here?And when he was recruiting students here, Oscar would never believe that he didn't have Xiao Jiujiu.
In order not to attract the attention of others, Flender landed on the outskirts of the village. If others see that they are flying over, they will definitely attract everyone's attention. The most important thing is that he, as the dean, does not want to be found by others money back.
At this moment, Flender suddenly changed his previous expression and turned around quickly. Oscar and Xiao Wu were startled by his sudden movement, and they took a step back inadvertently.
Flender's rough body twisted and rubbed his hands together, and his expression was also particularly wretched. He grinned and said to Oscar with a flattering face: "Little Oscar, you are now a member of the Shrek Academy." Senior brother, shouldn't he make some contribution to Shrek?"
"...I don't have any money~" Oscar shook his head and replied.
"Hehehe~ I don't need you to pay, as long as you contribute! You just need to..." Flender said with a smirk.
Seeing him like that, Oscar knew that he was definitely not holding back anything good, but he also listened to what Flender said he needed to do. After listening to him, he immediately understood what kind of position he was in. It turns out All he needs to do is take the position of Dai Shao in the anime!
What Flender asked him to be a role model for Shrek, of course, this is a good name, but it should be called a blame man if it is not good. The person who refunded the money complained enough.
"You understand~ You two go there by yourself! I still have something to do, so I will leave first!"
Flender flew away quickly after speaking, Oscar cursed Flender in his heart, these four eyes made him do such a thankless thing, but Oscar did not refuse, because this is a capable person A good opportunity to pretend.
Oscar held Xiao Wu's hand and came closer. He found that besides children, there were also some adults gathered here. Of course, these adults were the parents of those children. These children were almost in their teens, but they were still young. They are still in front of the flowers in the greenhouse without breaking away from the protection of their parents. From this, it can be seen that they will definitely not become a strong person who can stand alone in the future.
And there is a table at the entrance of the village, behind this table sits an old man in his 60s, and next to this old man sits a person Oscar and Xiao Wu are very familiar with, that person is Zhao Promise.
Zao Wou-ki is not here to accompany and check the strength of these children, he is here to wait for Oscar and Xiao Wu, he has not eaten the meal made by Oscar for four days, and now he misses it very much, So he has to flatter him first, and then Oscar will reward him with a sumptuous meal.
Although Oscar looked at Zao Wou-ki, he only stopped for a moment on him. Oscar knew why he was here. Compared with why Zao Wou-ki was here, he felt more at the gate of Shrek Academy. curious.
The gate is similar to the one shown in the anime, the gate is a large wooden arch, and above the large arch is hung a wooden plaque, engraved with five large characters of Shrek Academy, and a green monster in the middle The humanoid head, this head is forgiving green, looks particularly weird.
Looking at the big arch, Oscar sighed and thought: Sure enough, the anime is full of lies. In the anime, although the big arch is a bit dilapidated, you can still watch it. It’s really uncomfortable to move it to reality, because This big arch is made of wood, after the ravages of time, the surface has been glossy, it looks dry, messy, not round at all, Oscar especially wants to find a few people to make a plate!
Although Oscar was fully prepared for the defeat of Shrek Academy, he still couldn't help complaining when he saw it. Is this an academy that people can come to?
The kid who came to sign up is probably blind!Even if the children are blind, then their parents must have something beyond their imagination to send their children to such a shabby college.
The main reason is that one can't think about it, it can't be that so many people can't think about it!At a glance, it seems that there are more than 100 children who signed up!
Xiao Wu asked curiously from the side: "Big Brother, is this the Shrek Academy run by Uncle Four Eyes and Uncle Chubby? Why does this place look like a small village?"
"Because they are poor and have no money to build the academy!" Flender would definitely vomit three liters of blood if he heard Oscar's words.
Oscar took Xiao Wu and walked towards Zao Wou-Ki, because they are now Shrek students, there is no need to line up at all!
And when they passed by, the two of them heard the complaints and doubts of those who signed up.
"Is there any mistake, this dilapidated place is Shrek Academy?" said a woman who accompanied her child to sign up.
And the woman in front of her also questioned and said: "Shrek Academy claims to be an academy that can become a Viscount of the Empire after graduation. How could it be so dilapidated? We were not deceived!"
And at this moment, a man with a child in front of them said with certainty: "It can't be wrong, this is what the people of Wuhundian said, how could the people of Wuhundian lie to us!"
The woman said just now: "If there is nothing wrong with that, this college is too shabby! It is really shameful for my child to go to school here, son, let's find another college!"
But the child next to the mother said: "Mom, since we are here, let's wait! The teacher of the junior college said before that the more powerful the college, the harder the test. Maybe this is the first test? Maybe The real academy is not here!"
There were too many similar conversations in the queue, and the people who signed up and the parents who accompanied their children all looked disappointed.
Oscar really wants to tell that kid just now that you really think too much, the real Shrek Academy is here, you better go back quickly!Why are you so overwhelmed and have to wait?Does it feel good to be cheated of ten gold soul coins?
Oscar and Xiao Wu ignored them, but came to the table at the registration office with cheerful steps. Just as Oscar and Xiao Wu started to talk, they were stopped by the parents of the first applicant next to them.
"Whose child is this so unqualified and running around! You don't want to sign up at this point! If you want to sign up, get out and queue up!"
(End of this chapter)
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