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Chapter 172 It is easy to go up the mountain

"666..."

"Xiu'er, is that you?"

"It's so beautiful, it makes my scalp tingle."

"In terms of pretense, I only admire King Chu Bi."

"Master Chu, just tell me what gift you want, can I just brush it?"

Without him, it's just because Chu An is too good at pretending to beep.

This guy pretends to be good enough to stir up the G-spot in the hearts of countless people.

He stepped on the edge of the cliff, leaned his back against the abyss, and raised his hands high. If he was not careful in this situation, he would fall into the abyss.

Standing on the flat ground and on the edge of the cliff gives people two completely different feelings.

Normal people don't fall down on the flat ground, but standing on the edge of the cliff, they feel as if they are rootless duckweed, and they will fall if the wind blows lightly.

All of this is actually caused by fear.

If you drag a person here and don't tell him that there is a cliff behind you, I believe he can do such a difficult movement even lowering his waist.

"It's easy to go up the mountain, but it's hard to go down the mountain."

Chu An took a few steps forward, stopped, and looked for the way down the mountain.

"The real meaning of this sentence is that going up the mountain is difficult but not dangerous, and going down the mountain is easy but easy to stumble."

"Coincidentally, Hillary Clinton, the first New Zealander to climb Mount Everest 50 years ago, also said something similar: the key to climbing Mount Everest is not just getting to the top, I even think it is more important to be able to descend safely."

"He said this when he was expressing his opinion on the debate about who is the No.1 climber on Mount Everest. It is said that before Hillary, two Britons may have reached the summit, but they had an accident on the way down. , was killed."

"Xu Ren, deputy commander-in-chief of the Huaxia Mountaineering Team, once again repeated what Hillary said in an interview with the media: mountaineering is not over when you reach the summit, and you have to return safely to be considered a success. If you want to climb the mountain, you must leave enough Time to come back."

"Why is it difficult to go down the mountain?"

Chu An paused, and then said: "Because of the steepness of the mountain road, it also has something to do with expending a lot of physical strength when going up the mountain, and the movement of going down the mountain is very different from normal walking.

Because the gravity center of gravity of going up the mountain is downward, while the self-acting force is upward. The two forces are in opposite directions and form a balance. Except for a little effort, the danger is small.
But going down the mountain is different. The center of gravity is downward, and the force is also downward.

In this way, the balance is difficult to grasp, and if the forward momentum is too large, danger will occur.

And if the speed is too fast when going down the mountain, the legs and feet will be sore and trembling, which will lead to slipping. "

While talking, Chu An showed another excited smile towards the camera.

This made the viewers in the live broadcast room feel a little heartbroken, and there was a common voice in their hearts: This is going to make trouble again!
as predicted,

Seeing Chu An under the camera, he said a little excitedly: "Mount Everest! It is the highest mountain in the world, and I will definitely go up there in the future."

Boo!
After hearing the news, the water friends frantically swiped all kinds of small gifts in the live broadcast room.

Chu An went farther and farther on the road to death, and he didn't know when he would kill himself.

Let's watch and cherish.

"But it's too far to say these things now, I'd better take care of the things in front of me."

Holding a climbing stick in both arms, Chu An tremblingly walked down the mountain step by step like an old man on the verge of death.

"..."

"Master Chu, you are too cowardly."

"Destroy the stalwart image of you in our hearts."

Seeing this, Chu An sneered disdainfully, "Don't be brave in the wilderness, you must use any easy and simple methods, saving energy is the kingly way!

Besides, image?What image do you think I have? "

Chu An has deep resentment. Some time ago, he paddled silently in the university group for a few days, and found a fact that was so sad that he vomited.

Before he knew it, he had replaced Yao Riyue, Uncle Ge, and Erkang as a rising giant in the emoji world.

Seeing those sluts in Shui Qun, all with their own emojis, Chu An suddenly felt that the world was full of malice towards him.

Uninstall, uninstall, uninstall decisively!

…………

After all, Mount Wumeng is no better than Mount Everest, after all, it is also a subtropical area.

After going down the bare mountain road at the top of the mountain, it was much easier to walk.

Shrubs and weeds are overgrown all around, and sabers are required to open the way every few steps.

Along the way, Chu An has gained quite a lot.

"Wild Jinxiang pomelo, the flesh is white, crisp, juicy, moderately sweet and sour, with a delicate smell, the flesh contains high vitamin C, and has the effect of digestion and detoxification..."

"Lianwu, the pulp is spongy and has a slight apple flavor. It contains protein, fat, carbohydrates and minerals such as calcium, phosphorus, and potassium. It is suitable for clearing away heat, diuresis and calming the nerves..."

"Sakyamuni, also known as the Buddha head fruit..."

"..."

Seeing that he was about to go down the mountain, Chu An's eyes were red, and he waved a long stick, aiming at the surrounding bushes and weeds, searching wildly.

"Where's the meat? That's really weird, why? Could it be that I'm going to have vegetarian food at night?"

Chu An looked puzzled, and said: "As you have seen along the way, Wumeng Mountain has an excellent ecological environment. It stands to reason that there should not be even wild animals."

On the other side of Wumeng Mountain in the morning.

Chu An saw a lot of wild animals, but because there were so many edible animals, and he was going up the mountain, in order to reduce the burden, he didn't prepare food for the evening.

According to the plan, he planned to hunt a few dogs for dinner on the way down the mountain.

But along the way, I couldn't even see a poisonous snake. This situation is really weird.

The more he thought about it, the more dignified the look on Chu An's face, and he said in a low voice: "In the wilderness, you must always pay attention to the changes in the environment.

Once there is an exception, it means that a special situation has occurred.

Just like the last time I was drifting at sea, before the seaspout came, the seagulls would collectively migrate south to avoid being swept by the storm.

And this time..."

Eliminate all the impossible, and the rest, no matter how impossible, is the truth!

Chu An suddenly had a bad feeling.

earthquake?

This idea was born in his heart, but Chu An dared not speak out.

This is no different. There are now more than 4000 million viewers in the live broadcast room, and he bears absolute responsibility for every word he says.

If you spread rumors more than 400 times, you will be sentenced. After tens of millions, it is estimated that you will sit in prison.

Besides, he is only skeptical now, not sure.

buzzing~~~
Suddenly, a noisy sound like a bee came from far to near.

That dense voice made one's scalp tingle.

"bee?"

Chu An climbed up a tree in twos and looked in the air, but found no trace of bees. When he looked down, his face changed drastically: "Damn it, why did this thing appear on the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau, nonsense!"

Hearing this, Chu An immediately slid down from the tree, turned around and ran away without even looking, wishing his mother would give him a few more legs.

(End of this chapter)