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Chapter 226 What the hell did I say?
In the evening, the sky was reddened by the setting sun like blood, and the prairie under the setting sun was extraordinarily beautiful. The prairie was covered with green grass, like a boundless green carpet, and was coated with a layer of red light by the setting sun. The prairie was very quiet at this time. There was silence between heaven and earth.

An afterimage is walking in the setting sun, stretching very long and far away...

.........

The journey in the wilderness, the things outside the situation, countless, come one after another, find difficulties and solve them.

That's the beauty of the wilderness.

"Woo Chi Chi ~~"

"Woo Chi Chi ~~"

Suddenly, there was a slight noisy and sharp roar in the distance. If it was in the process of learning Buddhist scriptures in the Western Paradise, there might be a female goblin waiting for Elder Chu to rescue it, but unfortunately it is not...

On the grassland, it can only be a beast!

The sound is very dense, from far to near, gradually getting closer.

"what sound?"

Chu An's face showed doubts, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, his face changed suddenly, he lowered his head and grabbed the dazed silly cat with his big hands, stuffed it into his backpack, and looked into its big pure eyes.

With a serious face, Chu An instructed in a low voice: "I didn't call you, so no matter what, don't make a sound."

After explaining, Chu An zipped up the backpack and looked down for plants that could cover up the smell.

After walking a few steps forward, I pulled out a relatively special vine plant, sniffed it, and confirmed the smell.

Chu An used his fingers to knead the juice quickly, smelled the smell, and said with a wry smile: "Chicken dung vine, rub its leaves and smell it. It smells very smelly, so it is called stinky vine. But its roots have the functions of dispelling wind and dampness, and digestion. Resolving accumulation, detoxifying and reducing swelling, promoting blood circulation and relieving pain to achieve the effect.”

"At the same time, it is also a plant that can hide and obscure its own smell."

Chu An quickly smeared its juice on his face and body to cover up his own smell, and then hid the scabbard in the long sleeve of his arm.His eyes were slightly fixed, as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and he explained in a low voice, "If I'm not mistaken, this sharp cry should be from a prairie baboon..."

"The sound is very noisy, and there are definitely a lot of them."

"There are about 30-60 baboons on the grassland!"

"We belong to primates just like them. As long as we cover up our own smell, maybe they will regard it as the same kind, but the silly cat is different. It may be regarded as a leopard. Leopards and lions are the number one enemy of baboons. In order to attract Unnecessary misunderstanding, I can only hide it."

"Baboons will prey on monkeys, and even dare to be tough with lions, but they will never attack orangutans. Maybe they think the monkeys are too small and they will embarrass them... Here it comes!"

Right now!

A strong and burly male baboon ran ahead at the head of the horse. The whole body was gray-yellow olive, standing about 76 cm, with a protruding mouth, small ears, protruding eyebrows, and deep-set eye sockets.

"The characteristics of the East African baboons are very similar to the Egyptian god Anubis, that is, the dog-headed Nasus in LOL. Look, does his profile look very similar?"

"The baboons who rush to the front are generally the leader of the population, that is, the burliest and strongest one."

The baboon leader stood in front of Chu An, keeping a safe distance of about three meters, looked at him for a while, then turned his head and roared behind him.

"It is calling its companions, telling them that there is no danger ahead and they can move forward."

Chu An's expression was very calm, as if he was staying out of the matter, acting as a commentator for the baboons and the audience in the live broadcast room.

"In the baboon group, the group hierarchy is very strict. As long as it growls, other members will immediately obey. When other members pass by the leader, they must also show obedience, and those who violate it will be severely punished."

"The leader is supreme in the group, and the entire community must obey its command. That status is equivalent to our ancient emperor."

"However, the position of the leader is hard-won, and it is not a life-long tenure. Once a smarter and stronger male beast appears in the group, it will challenge the position of the leader. After a fight, the winner can continue to be the leader."

Seeing the leader of the baboon, Chu An took a deep look at him, turned his head and growled: "Chichi~~"

At this time, as the Baboon King's voice sounded, gray and yellow figures appeared one after another behind it.

The two talked for a while, and saw that all the later male baboons followed the leader, and surrounded Chu An tightly.

"Don't be afraid at this time. Appropriately behave as a large animal with dignity, but don't be hostile to them, otherwise you will be mistaken for an enemy."

Under the camera, Chu An was expressionless, with his legs squatting slightly, his back bowed, his arms drooping naturally, he shook his arms left and right, and roared with grinning teeth: "Chiji~~~"

"emm..."

"Don't be too graphic."

"Master Chu, are you sure they understand?"

"Is this an insult to the IQ of the baboons, or is it an insult to our IQ?"

"........."

"Fuck, what's the situation?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was full of ridicule at first, but the next moment, the screen was full of '666'

They expected the baboons to attack Chu An, but this beautiful scene did not appear. They saw that the baboons seemed to be frightened by Chu An's actions, and they all took a few steps back, with a flash of fear in their eyes.

"Some things sound absurd, but the reality is even more absurd than imagined. Have we encountered such things?"

"Look, this effect is quite good, at least they were bluffed by me."

After Chu An finished speaking in a low voice, he danced to the baboons, swayed his arms and patted his chest, made a gorilla-like posture, and bared his teeth and roared: "Woo Chi Chi..."

next moment,
Chu An was shocked. He just expressed his kindness in a strange dialect to make himself look less threatening.

However, the baboon leader seemed to understand, and quickly patted his chest in response: "Chiji~~"

"..."

"666"

"Amazing, my Chu!"

"Master Chu can speak animal language (ΩДΩ)"

"The woolen language of the beast is obviously the local dialect of Jiangnan, with an accentuated accent."

"Fuck, it turned out to be true! No wonder I heard it familiar."

"Your sister, come to a royal translator and translate."

"Master Chu probably meant: I don't mean anything malicious, I'm just passing by."

"Are you serious? Is this the latest way to play in the live broadcast room?"

There are tens of millions of people in the live broadcasting industry, so it is not easy to find a few people from the same hometown as Chu An.

Chu An took a look at the barrage, nodded slightly, and admitted generously: "#￥*@#...is indeed our dialect."

"But I wonder what that baboon means."

After the leader of the baboon finished speaking, the surrounding baboons looked at Chu An expectantly, and he could only respond with a stiff hair: "Chi Chi Chi Chi..."

When the baboon leader heard it, he immediately became high, and the ferocity on his face eased.

Chu An was stunned, and so were the audience.

"...Where's the royal interpreter?"

"The royal interpreter stated that this sentence is just nonsense and has no meaning."

"??? Are you kidding me?"

Hearing what Chu An said, the leader of the baboon started laughing loudly: "Chi... Chi is very thoughtful..."

The baboon king waved his hand, quite regal, and instantly dispersed the baboons who surrounded Chu'an.

The Baboon King walked up to Chu An, stood on tiptoes, and put his arms around his shoulders, looking like two good brothers.

Feeling the fluffy touch on his neck, and a foul smell pouring into his nostrils, Chu An wanted to cry without tears: "What the hell did I say?"

(End of this chapter)