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Chapter 248 Incontinence

"Master Chu, you must not have any accidents!"

Chu An was so dizzy that he felt extremely happy, but the audience in front of the screen felt extremely tormented, their hands clenched into fists, and their nails almost dug into their flesh.

The looming silhouette of the pickup truck, and the roar of the engine rang in their ears from time to time, they were afraid that the tires of the car would run over Chu An.

Time goes by minute by minute!
"Five minutes have passed, Master Chu still hasn't woken up, miss him!"

"Ten minutes have passed, and the pickup truck should have gone far away. Master Chu still hasn't woken up. I miss him!"

"Half an hour has passed. Master Chu, who is so blessed and blessed in the sky, should have successfully escaped, but he still hasn't woken up. I miss him!"

"One hour has passed, Master Chu, when will you wake up! (ˇдˇ)"

In the dim live broadcast, except for the rustling of the branches and leaves as the breeze blows, time seems to be forbidden.

Tourists and viewers on the Internet came in and out, constantly refreshing the screen of the live broadcast room, how much they hoped that this shot would be frozen.

How I wish that in the next second, that coquettish and cheap guy would appear in front of the camera again, posing.

…………

Time flies, two hours later.

The number of online viewers in the live broadcast room dropped from 4300 million to around 3000 million.

Chu An, who fell into an anesthetized coma, was immersed in a pitch-black environment at this time. He was running here, and suddenly a bloody mouth appeared in front of him.

He wanted to leave, he wanted to break free, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move his body, as if he had been immobilized, he could only watch helplessly as the bloody mouth swallowed it.

next moment,
Waking up from a dream!
Chu An opened his eyes, blinked his eyes, and saw a wet pink tongue full of small barbs, licking his eyes, and the sad voice of the sand cat came from his ears: "Meow~~"

"666"

"Nice kitty job."

"Master Chu, you finally woke up!"

"I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up."

For a while, all kinds of gifts were flying all over the super rocket in the live broadcast room. Chu An said many times that he didn't need gifts.

But at this sacred moment, the audience always felt that they couldn't express their excitement at this moment without doing something.

"Hmm~"

Chu An wanted to speak, but found that he couldn't speak. When he opened his mouth, saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth.

He knew very well that the effect of the anesthesia had not yet passed.

Chu An took a deep breath, holding back until the veins in his neck burst. Like a bug, he kept wriggling his body, looking for a support point, and finally knelt down on the reeds with difficulty.

Chu An panted heavily, raised his head, and glanced at the surrounding situation. At a glance, there were reeds all over, all crushed flat.

He struggled to pull out a smile that was not on the surface, and this was the only time he left his life to fate.

Fortunately, Chu An won the bet!
"Spicy...spicy...roll..."

Chu An made a hoarse voice, and his language ability had not yet recovered, so he had to look down at the sand cat, and then at the larger tree branch not far away.

"Meow~"

The sand cat tilted its head, understood immediately, rushed over, bit the tree branch, and placed it by Chu An's hand.

Chu An struggled to control his arm, trying to reach the wooden stick on the ground, but it was only a few inches away, and it took several attempts before he could hold the wooden stick in his hand.

He supported the wooden stick with all his strength, and he managed to stand up, but his whole body was crooked, and [-]% of his body weight was on the wooden stick.

Shaking, staggering, like a newborn baby learning to walk, pacing and turning in circles!

"This... this... the situation after being caught in the horse's mouth, you need to move more, walk more, and talk more, so as to speed up the recovery of body functions and language skills."

"eat grape but do not spit out grape skin, do not eat grape but spit out grape skin……"

"The Cowherd loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd, the Cowherd loves Liu Niang in the Year of the Ox, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd every year, the Lang Lover comes to Niang Nianlang, misses Niang loves Lang, misses Nianglang!"

When Chu An moved his limbs and recovered his body functions, he was still reciting tongue twisters, and the more he recited, the smoother he was, until his language ability was fully recovered.

In the end, he let out a long breath of foul breath. Although his speech ability has recovered, his body function probably won't recover for a while.

Chu An raised his head to look at the camera, and said with a wry smile: "This time it's a car overturned, and this life is the same as picking it up. At the same time, we can also confirm the fact that junglers don't need eyesight."

"666"

"God what a jungler!"

"Master Chu's mentality, I am convinced!"

"This is the knee of a lifetime, dedicated to you!"

"I've been kneeling on the keyboard for a long time, and never got off!"

The audience couldn't help sighing, Chu An's mentality is too good, when normal people encounter this kind of situation, let alone urinating, Xiang will be frightened.

"Master Chu, you should call the police, those guys may still be wandering around here."

"What the upstairs said makes sense. Let's call the police for help. Those people are desperadoes, and we can't deal with them at all."

Seeing these bullet screens, Chu An nodded slightly, and casually responded to the audience: "Yeah!"

At the same time, he sank into the system, communicated with Fat Yu and asked in a deep voice: "Fat Yu, can you find the traces of those guys?"

Fat Yu asked curiously, "Boss, what do you want to do?"

Chu An remained calm, glanced at the darker area under his crotch, and said darkly: "Found them, kill them!"

This is not because of being scared to pee, but the natural reaction of the body after being anesthetized.

Even though he knew this, Chu An couldn't swallow the anger in his heart. He still had the attribute of being brave and ruthless in his bones, otherwise he wouldn't be addicted to all kinds of extreme challenges to the death.

If the other party was still on the grassland, he was going to find the place himself. If they left the grassland, Chu An didn't plan to let them go, and find their lair, and they would all be settled.

Fat Yu absolutely supported Chu An's matter unconditionally, and immediately responded: "The system has recorded the other party's appearance, boss, you can activate the GPS, each time with 10 reputation points, and the exact location is accurate to the meter."

"Start immediately."

"Yes, boss!"

When Fat Yu heard this, a curtain of light that no one could see except Chu An shot out from its eyes.

Appearing on Chu An's iris projection, in addition to the live barrage, it also looks like a fat fish, and there is another special area marked with four red dots, and the precise distance is displayed on the side: 19.55 kilometers.

A look of ferocity flashed in Chu An's eyes, and he murmured to himself, "You haven't left the grassland yet."

Everyone in the live broadcast room was full of doubts when they heard this. Who hasn't left the grassland yet?

Under the camera, Chu An leaned on a cane, moved his limbs, and walked very purposefully into the distance.

(End of this chapter)