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Chapter 28 A Poisonous Milk

"The barbarian king only eats snake girls in the wild."

"It's too cruel, I haven't seen it clearly, the snake girl is gone."

"Snake Girl: MMP, I just want to appear on camera."

"Where is the barbarian king, it is obviously the jungler Ezreal."

"Snakes are so cute, why do you eat snakes?"

"Cute? Don't be silly, it's Zhuyeqing, once you get bitten by it, you'll know it's not cute."

Many viewers didn't realize it, and the bamboo leaf green was chopped into two pieces by Chu An. Thinking about it, few people would be able to escape in such a situation.

The main reason is that the Zhuyeqing attack was too sudden, and its whole body was hidden in the bushes, so it was very difficult to be found. If Chu An's nerves had not been tensed all the time, and he felt the shrubs trembling slightly, he would definitely be caught by it. Take a bite.

Zhuyeqing's toxin is not strong, and there is no fatal case in China, but if bitten by it, it will probably be red, swollen and hot for several days. It is better to die than to get Chu An injured.

Moreover, snake meat contains a variety of amino acids necessary for the human body, including glutamic acid that enhances the vitality of brain cells, and aspartic acid that can relieve human fatigue. It is a good food for mental workers.

Chu An felt that his genius-like brain needed to be taken good care of. He was not Mr. Bei. He obviously refused to eat many delicacies, so he insisted on living like a savage.

For survival, when you have a choice, of course you have to eat and drink well, and it’s not impossible if you don’t have to choose to eat bugs and ants.

"Not only in the sea, but also in the wild jungle. Many top predators rely on the smell of blood to find the location of their prey.

In the current situation, we should quickly clean up and then evacuate the scene..."

Chu An is also the first person to talk about running in such a fresh and refined way. As for the audience's encouragement, he has always turned a blind eye to it, not to mention whether he can beat it. If a few South China tigers come over later, they will be leopards or something like that. The national treasure, does he dare to do it?
The national treasure beat him, there was nothing wrong with it, Chu An beat the national treasure and sat in prison, he was such a scoundrel, he couldn't afford to provoke him, could he still not be able to hide?
"The centipede is dead but not stiff, and the snake is the same, especially the poisonous snake. After cutting off its head, it must be buried deeply in the soil. The nervous system of the snake is very strange.

Even within an hour of decapitation, its mouth can still open and close subconsciously.

A few years ago, there was a game chef in Canton, who didn't notice this, and was bitten by the head of a poisonous snake that was cut off. Later, the rescue failed and he died on the spot. "

Chu An held Zhuyeqing's small cherry tail, released a little water from the water bag, poured it into the snake's body, cleaned the snake's blood, rolled it into a twist shape, put it in the backpack behind him, and used it as a spare ingredient for Chinese food.

"In the wild jungle, you must observe the direction from time to time. There are too many similar places in the forest, and sometimes you will subconsciously go in the wrong direction. This is very important."

At a safe distance from the scene of the snake girl's death, Chu An took out a few wormwood plants he had just picked from his pocket, clasped his hands together, put the wormwood in the palm of his hand, ground and kneaded the wormwood to get the juice, and then the wormwood The juice is applied to the exposed skin on the face, neck, ankles, and wrists.

"It's cold, and it feels good. Tell me, does the anchor look like a special soldier on TV?" Chu An said happily.

The drone camera also cooperated very well, flying close up to give a close-up of Chu An's handsome face.

But Gangzhen, the camouflage of the special forces is horizontal and horizontal, handsome and striking, it looks like Chu An is washing his face with wormwood juice, subconsciously glanced at it, it seems that the savage who crawled out of that ravine, does not match handsome at all Karma.

"???"

"hint??"

"The anchor is hinting at madness?"

"The ice is cold, it's really good, the actor has lost the country!"

"Hey... 8.84, 8.84..."

"I don't understand what you are talking about at all." Chu An frowned slightly, unable to answer the words.

He glanced at his feet and found a familiar plant, pulled it out vigorously, and said happily: "Ginger."

"Garlic, onion, sweet potato..."

Shennongjia is indeed the birthplace of Chinese civilization, and there are abundant supplies inside. Chu'an is like wandering in a vegetable market, stopping and stopping along the way.

After a while, the backpack behind Chu An was filled with some ingredients, and he said with a smile on his face, "I have a hunch that this lunch must be very rich.

However, there is only one bamboo leaf green, and the protein intake is far from enough.

The anchor seems to have seen it from a high altitude. There is a small stream not far in front of it.

Solemnly warn, high-energy viewers ahead who haven't ordered takeaway, please place an order quickly, so as not to hurt innocent people later. "

After finishing speaking, Chu An didn't care about the ingredients everywhere, brandishing a dog's leg knife, and ran with his head buried.

Although the seasoning of the ingredients is good, it is obviously not good enough for him, a carnivore who loves meat.

About three kilometers to the east, I heard the sound of dripping water in my ears.

Chu An showed joy, and began to slow down gradually: "Wild jungles, especially undeveloped forest areas like Shennongjia, you must be careful when you are close to the water source. Maybe there are a few big tigers in the river if you look around. Drinking water is waiting for you."

As he was talking, Chu An stuck his head out of the bushes, wanting to observe the situation by the stream, when suddenly a gust of wind blew into his nostrils.

One male, one female, one small, a family of three South China tigers are happily having a family dinner by the creek. Lying in a pool of blood is a young gazelle whose internal organs have been hollowed out. The smallest tiger among them, Stepping on the heart of the gazelle, biting hard with its deciduous teeth.

Suddenly, Chu An, an outsider, broke in. Their eyes met, and there was one person and three beasts. The scene was awkward for a while.

"........."

A drop of cold sweat flowed down Chu An's forehead. This head neither stretched nor shrunk. He showed a harmless and extremely embarrassed smile: "Brother Hu, Sister Hu, Xiaohu, where are you going to eat?"

The live broadcast room was silent for ten seconds, and an unprecedented amount of barrage burst out. Super golden dragons were flying all over the sky. It was unclear whether they were praying for Chu An or gloating about his misfortune.

"Lying trough..."

"Cool cool..."

"True Peerless Poisoned Milk! The anchor milked herself to death."

"666... ​​Other than 666, I don't know what else to say."

"1V3, or 3V1, no matter what, the anchor is a dead end, everyone can leave."

"A family of three South China tigers, the anchor won the big prize."

"Death situation, how to break it?"

"God Chu, hurry up and run away, this cowhide can last a lifetime."

The number of people online in the live broadcast room climbed at a rapid rate. In a blink of an eye, it exceeded 200 million, and they couldn't stop, and they left in a hurry.

The number of bullet screens per second appeared an extremely exaggerated number, more than 170 million. The screen froze and then went black.

The server of the Doulong platform crashed decisively.

"Fuck???"

"Why is the screen black?"

"Looks like the server crashed."

"Orphans of fighting dragons, hurry up and fix it, pull the brakes at a critical time, WQNMLGB."

"Garbage fights the dragon, the garbage exceeds the pipe, I really want to smash the computer with one punch."

"The largest live broadcast platform? It can accommodate 5000 million online people? I'll fuck you MLGB, dead garbage!"

"Hurry up and fix the super tube, is there a dead person at home?"

More than 200 million people, this is the real number of people online, the demons danced wildly, mourned the people everywhere, the customer service center, Doulong official website, all became the targets of their venting.

In an instant, all the senior management of Doulong was alarmed.

……

Magic Capital Fighting Dragon Group.

Luo Shengtong, the president of Fighting Dragon, saw this scene, his face was so gloomy that water dripped out, and he immediately ordered: "The backup servers are fully activated, and this situation is never allowed to happen again.

And notify all departments, 5 minutes later, go to the meeting room for a meeting. "

5 minutes later, the Doulong meeting room.

"How is this going?"

Luo Shengtong, the president of Doulong, slapped the table angrily, pointed to the Chuan live broadcast room behind him that had been connected, and said in a calm voice: "A newcomer anchor with more than 200 million online users actually signed a lease contract.

Zhao Dezhu, the head of the live broadcast, explain to everyone why? "

Lease contract, [-]-[-] split, no resources, no promotion, no conditions, no restrictions, come and go when you want.

Zhao Dezhu looked flustered, walking on thin ice, looked at Lin Chaojie in the corner, and shouted angrily: "Xiao Lin, didn't I tell you to go to Jiangnan City to sign a contract with Chu An a few days ago? What's going on?"

The eyes of everyone in the office fell on Lin Chaojie, he stood up, glanced at Zhao Dezhu contemptuously, and explained loudly to Luo Shengtong: "Mr. Luo, I went to Jiangnan a few days ago.

But Minister Zhao only gave me the A-level contract.

Chu An felt that we Doulong underestimated him, so he said, wait until he comes back from this live broadcast. "

"A-level contract?"

Luo Shengtong looked at Zhao Dezhu expressionlessly: "Is there such a thing?"

Zhao Dezhu quickly explained: "Yes, but..."

"Zhao Dezhu, your uncle."

Luo Sheng threw the folder angrily, and cursed: "A rookie streamer with no background and no resources, relying on his own strength, forcibly has more than 200 million fans, and there is no trace of moisture in them, yet you only give him A grade contract.

Zhao Dezhu, is your head filled with shit?
Get out of here now. "

"Mr. Luo...Minister Zhao belongs to Boss Li." The vice president of Doulong who was beside him kindly persuaded him, and at the same time cast a contemptuous glance at Zhao Dezhu.

Luo Shengtong said with a gloomy face: "It's not easy for anyone to come, let him have the ability to let Boss Li come and talk to me in person."

Having said all this, Zhao Dezhu couldn't stay no matter how thick-skinned he was, so he had to leave in despair, and took a resentful look at Lin Chaojie before leaving.

This bastard, dared to bite him back, it pissed me off.

After waiting for Zhao Dezhu to leave, Luo Shengtong's anger gradually calmed down a lot, and he told Lin Chaojie: "Xiao Lin, I will leave this Chu An to you, I can give you the greatest right to speak, and you must sign him. "

"Mr. Luo, I'll try my best..." Lin Chaojie nodded and agreed calmly.

(End of this chapter)