crazy live

Chapter 32
"Originally, the anchor wanted to make fish and dragon stew like kiln chicken, but I couldn't find the right mud, so I had to give up."

Chu An has become a food anchor, sitting in front of the stone slab, facing the camera, rolling the snake meat with a wild knife from time to time, shaking his head, and commenting: "You must bring some salt for the next live broadcast, but enough seasoning and side dishes If you can make up for this little flaw, it can be regarded as a flaw."

He was still not satisfied, and the audience who were watching the live broadcast almost rebelled.

"MMP, after all the calculations, I still missed a little bit."

"I am obviously eating delicious three dishes and one soup, why is it like chewing wax?"

"Drool is almost coming out."

"Boss, put more chili, I like abnormally spicy."

The snake and fish meat slowly turned golden. Seeing this, Chu An hurriedly sprinkled garlic, pepper, and some onions beside him.

brush~~
The moment these side dishes came into contact with the hot slate, a magical chemical reaction occurred.

White mist and hot aroma rushed into Chu An's nostrils crazily.

He put the grilled fish and snake meat on two clean plantain leaves, sniffed it with his nose, then took a deep swallow, with a sultry expression on his face: "I was wrong, the original taste It’s not bad, this kind of original gourmet material, why do you need too many condiments, it is the most original delicacy in itself.”

It was almost roasted, Chu An couldn't wait, didn't care about burning his hands, just grabbed a piece and ate it, the hot meat was delivered to his mouth, and the expression on his face was comparable to that of a Sichuan opera.

"Ma Dan, this expression is simply poisonous."

"A screenshot has been taken as an emoticon package."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, how can something that doesn't even add salt be delicious."

"Looking at Master Chu, with that expression, I think I can eat three bowls of white rice in a row."

As for the audience's doubts, Chu An didn't take it to heart at all, and he didn't bother to explain so much. He started to eat, and what he ate was a joy.

The hand speed has reached the peak in 23 years, and afterimages are almost appearing, one piece after another.

In just 3 minutes, five poisonous snakes, nearly four catties of pure snake meat, all entered Chu An's stomach.

He took another gulp of lemonade, burped comfortably, his facial expression gradually became lazy, half lying on the stone, lying on a standard Ge You, he hummed and chirped: "Smooth~~Quick!"

"Suddenly I want to die, why did I click in?"

"I dumped the instant noodles into the trash can with my backhand, and now I'm going to drink beer and eat fried chicken."

"Brother, you are too much."

"Fake, it's too fake, everyone, don't be fooled by the anchor, he is just hungry now."

"What the upstairs said makes sense, but the stomach doesn't live up to expectations at all."

"Seeing the host like this, it's good to eat."

"~~ Resurrection in situ~~~"

After lying down for a while, Chu An rolled over like a carp, and stood in front of the fire, making a superman pose with a face full of excitement.

With that excitement, he wished he could have a set of military boxing to add to the fun, but considering that the carp would become cold after being left for a long time, it was better to forget it after thinking about it.

"Friends, the appetizers are finished, and now is the main meal." Because he was so excited, Chu An couldn't sit still, and simply squatted in front of the stone slab, preparing to unveil the finale dinner tonight.

slate carp,

It's no wonder Chu An was so excited, snake meat was just a side dish he tried to make, and it was so delicious, let alone this carp stuffed with dry goods.

"The mysterious veil of the slate carp is about to be revealed, and Fat Fish's music is ready." Chu An rubbed his palms, picked up the wild knife and slashed at the fish's belly.

The BGM of "The Little Master of China" sounded,

a cloud of mist,
Spray from the belly of the fish,

that scent,

intoxicated, intoxicated,
It just makes people not want to wake up.

Chu An's appetite was so great that even his hair was full of joy: "Everyone, let the anchor eat first as a respect, and help you try the poison."

He picked up the chopsticks that he hadn't used just now, picked out a piece of golden tender meat beside the fish maw, and sniffed it gracefully at the tip of his nose, the expression on his face completely relaxed.

Then it was no longer elegant, and it was swallowed in one gulp.

"Um~~um~~"

Unable to speak for a while, Chu An could only express his excitement by dancing and dancing.

"Huh~~ It's fresh but not fishy, ​​it melts in your mouth, and the fish and wild ingredients are perfectly combined. I give this dish 101 points, and I'm not afraid of being proud."

The reaction of the audience, Chu An has been habitually missing, if there are any big things, we have to wait until he finishes eating.

One chopstick after another, mouthful after mouthful, until he was intoxicated, and twisted his big butt from time to time.

As everyone knows, mourning has already spread in the studio.

"Dog thief..."

"I think I'm sick, I don't want to watch it, but I can't bear to close it."

"Brother Dei, you are not alone."

"Dragon fighting is a big cancer, don't think about getting out when you come in, just accept your fate."

"I'm not reconciled...the boss will bring you another thirty strings of kidneys."

"The boss is busy eating by himself, so he has no time to talk to you."

"I think Master Chu, as an endorsement of food, the advertising effect is absolutely explosive."

"It has been made into a dynamic picture. Take a look at it when you are eating. The rice and soy sauce are very delicious."

"Brother, good man, send me an email..."

"Good guy, +1..."

"..."

"+1008611"

After eating nearly five catties of meat, Chu An's whole face was flushed, and he stretched his arms back, stretching out his chubby belly, which felt very comfortable.

After resting for a while, he remembered that he was broadcasting live, and then remembered that there were more than 200 million lovely viewers in the live broadcast room.

Chu An picked up the lotus leaf next to it, soaked in lemon slices, took a sip, added some vitamin C, and happily said to the camera: "Everyone, eat it all.

If you don't eat, go to eat quickly. I feel so embarrassed just watching God Chu eating alone. "

He crossed his legs and picked a toothpick in his hand, showing no sign of embarrassment.

"Fuck."

"MMP, I'm going crazy..."

"I'm damned, come with the knife, I'm going to hack this dog thief to death."

"I've bought the ticket to Shennongjia, I'm going to PK with the live broadcaster."

"Brothers, calm down. Besides, if you go there, you probably won't be able to beat the anchor."

"........."

"As an eighth-level Chu family army, I have never seen such a big storm. Now I don't feel the slightest fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to laugh."

"Oh, not bad."

Chu An looked at the "harmony" on the bullet screen, and there were still many audiences trying to persuade the fight, so he couldn't help showing his old father's smile: "You have all grown up and learned to control your emotions, I am very pleased."

"........."

"........."

"Ma Dan, as a 20th-level Chu family soldier, I can't help... I can't help it, brothers, come on, kill this bastard..."

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All of a sudden, the live broadcast room was blank except for the gifts. There were 260 million online users, but there was no barrage. It was a horror.

Chu An showed an innocent smile: "Fat Yu, what did you say happened?"

"The barrage in the live broadcast room is broken?"

"Then hurry up and contact the super tube to repair it, don't let our lovely audience be overwhelmed."

"...Oh..." Fat Yu replied dryly, probably not a good showman.

"........."

Lin Chaojie, MMP, I don't know if I should say it or not.

(End of this chapter)