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Chapter 44 Laojun Mountain

"I'm afraid this monkey has become a spirit."

"Although Hou Zai knows how to reciprocate, but his vision is not good. This bunch of bananas has rotted like this. I'm afraid it must have been left for a few months."

"Fuck, Master Chu, what are you doing?"

"You don't really want to eat it?"

"I'm afraid, the wilderness is too scary. Master Chu is so hungry that he is reduced to eating bananas. Thinking about it, I feel so sad."

"Hey, you guys are enough."

Looking at the barrage, the banana that Chu An had just brought into his mouth almost spewed out, and said dumbfoundingly: "This is not a rotten banana, it looks like it is, it is a local specialty Shennongjia wild banana, because of its strange shape, this Bananas are known as 'dead man's fingers'."

Seeing that the audience didn't believe it, Chu An directly ate the remaining bananas in two or three bites, with a look of intoxication on his face: "The meat is as sweet as bananas, but the taste is much deeper.

This kind of wild banana is a tribute of ancient emperors, and it has the functions of food, beauty, medicine, health care and so on.

As far as I know, this kind of variety has been artificially planted on a large scale in China. The improved name is August fried, also known as Zibao No. 2. It looks much better than now. It looks a bit like a sweet potato and tastes like a banana. .

Some of you may have eaten it, but you may have forgotten it. "

"Master Chu, are you kidding me? Such a disgusting thing is fried in August?"

Chu An shrugged: "If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do about it. The original variety of 'August Fried' is indeed 'Dead Man's Finger', which has been gradually improved by scientific personnel to the current variety."

It has to be said that the string of 'dead fingers' sent by the white monkey was a little timely. The mountain was covered by heavy snow, and Chu An didn't have a suitable container on him. In addition to the long journey, his body was already a little dehydrated.

The water in this bunch of bananas is very sufficient. After eating, it can replenish the water needed by his body, so that Chu An can avoid the act of forcibly eating snow later.

In this weather, if you eat snow directly without melting, it is easy to get mouth ulcers.

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"Today's journey went smoothly beyond expectations. Except for Brother Monkey who came over to make soy sauce at noon, everything went smoothly and safely."

"Friends, do you see that the top of the mountain in front is covered with ice and snow, and the mountainside is often shrouded in clouds and mist, just like the old gentleman with silver beard and white hair sitting in the clouds, this is Laojun Mountain."

"The mountain is 2963 meters high. From the top to the bottom, ten abrupt mountain beams rush down like black dragons, and nine winding streams between the beams hang down like silver belts."

"Passing through Laojun Mountain and going [-] kilometers to the east, you will be completely outside the range of Shennongjia. The host's wilderness trip is expected to come to an end tomorrow evening."

Chu An talked eloquently, with an excited expression and a proud tone that could not be concealed.

The experience of the past few days is like a dream. Although he has a system, but for the first time to survive in the wilderness, there will inevitably be too many shortcomings, some minor details, and the homework beforehand still cannot be exhaustive.

During this period, Chu An even had the idea of ​​giving up, but he gritted his teeth and persisted. He overcame all the so-called difficulties one by one. Now that the victory is in front of him, how can he not be excited?
"After watching the live broadcast for three days in a row, I said I was still a little bit reluctant."

"He's not handsome, and he's narcissistic, but that's why he cares about you."

"Master Chu, don't go..."

"Master Chu, we will miss you."

"Master Chu, you will always live in our hearts."

"Master Chu, I miss him two days before he will be gone."

"........."

Chu An's head was full of black lines: "Hey, you guys are going too far. I'm not dead yet. Start mourning now?"

He just casually sighed a few words, and the style of painting became crooked like this, and "living in my heart" came out. If he didn't stop it in time, maybe the epitaph would be arranged for him.

Laojun Mountain is just a general name. It is actually three mountains connected. The main peak is called Laojun Mountain. Chu An took off his skis, tied it behind his back, and chose to walk through it on foot, as if he was looking for something.

"The reason why this mountain is called Laojun Mountain is because it is said that the Taishang Laojun often made alchemy here. Although the feudal legend is not credible, some things are not groundless."

"Before I came here, I had learned that Laojun Mountain is a dormant volcano. It erupted during the Three Kingdoms period. It may have been seen by the ancients at that time, and it was believed that it was caused by Taishang Laojun's alchemy here. That's why the name of this mountain came about. It is called Laojun Mountain."

As he was talking, Chu An revealed a sense of excitement between his brows: "The reason why I have said so much is because there are many natural hot springs on Laojun Mountain. If the anchor finds one, tonight will be another wonderful night. .

Think about it, it’s snowing outside, lying in the hot spring pool soaking, eating, drinking, happy like a fairy, that feels beautiful. "

The audience couldn't see Chu An's flirtatious look the most, and they all spoke angrily.

"Hehe... Do you think hot springs are Chinese cabbage? You can find them by just looking around?"

"If you can't find it, send a cool song to the anchor in advance."

"Stop daydreaming, honestly find a kennel, otherwise it will be dark soon."

Anchor viewers hurt each other on a daily basis.

I saw Chu An closed his eyes, held the snow stick between his hands, turned it around a few times, and muttered: "Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to look at the winding mountain, one level of entanglement is one level of closure, if there are eight levels of danger when closing the door, There is no yin and yang gossip shape..."

"The spring eye, fix it!"

He opened his eyes and shouted, "The hot spring is to the south!"

After finishing speaking, Chu An supported two snow poles, stepped on the snow, and rushed to the south quickly.

"Bayi, is that you?"

"God's dragon-hunting formula."

"There are hot springs in the south, I will live broadcast eating Xiang."

"My daily fan is on the fifth gear."

"I'm blowing on my ass... Fuck, white smoke is coming out of the front."

Chu An waved his wild knife to open the way, passing through a dense forest, and a grotto not far away was billowing with mist and white smoke. With a bright smile on his face, he hooked his fingers at the camera and provocatively said, "Come on, For those students who were going to broadcast live just now, the anchor handed over the stage to you, please start your performance."

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"........."

"The speed of light hits the face."

"Bayi, is that really you?"

"I don't understand? Is there really a dragon-seeking formula? It's not scientific."

Chu An didn't delve too deeply into those people, he explained with a smile: "The dragon-seeking formula is all nonsense.

If you had to watch carefully just now, you would have noticed the snow on the ground.

You will find that there are several water marks on the snow. It only snowed heavily yesterday, and there is no rain today. How could there be water marks?
Only when the geothermal heat of the hot spring melts the ice and snow, can there be water marks, so I followed the water marks and traced all the way to here, as expected. "

(End of this chapter)