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Chapter 74 Remove the head, you can eat it!

Chu An picked up the dogleg knife, peeled off the thorns and hard skin of the cactus, and started to eat it, showing a wry smile at the camera: "The taste is not bad, it's a bit like cucumber, but it's a bit bitter."

As soon as the words fell, someone slapped him in the face with a stone and a hammer.

"Master Chu, don't lie to yourself. I've eaten raw cactus. It's bitter, but the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying is quite good."

Chu An swallowed it in one gulp, stuck out his green tongue, and lay directly on the sand with a look of lovelessness.

"You bad guys, let me imagine myself. I'm eating crispy cucumbers right now, isn't it good? I have to break this beautiful illusion. My acting skills are as superb as an Oscar winner, and you see through me. What a failure!"

Then he sat up again with his chin resting on his knees, staring at the bonfire and saying, "I hope this bonfire can attract nocturnal creatures in the desert, so that I can have a full meal."

"Believe it or not, most creatures are afraid of flames, and they are also extremely curious about flames."

"After all, in their animal lives, they haven't seen the existence of flames at night, and their consciousness still remains. It is bright during the day and dark at night."

"Suddenly something that subverts the three views, let alone a beast, people will be curious and come to investigate."

"2333...Master Chu, don't pretend to beep, you will be cool when you will attract the desert wolf."

Chu An sighed helplessly after hearing the words: "That's right, it's better not to come.

The wolves in the desert usually come in groups. Once they surround this place, I am no match for countless four-legged ones. "

After waiting for a while, there was still no prey coming, and his stomach was growling, so Chu An had to take the initiative to attack.

He held the dogleg knife tightly in one hand and stood horizontally in front of his chest, ready to cut it down at any time. With the torch in the other hand, he went to the saltpeter bushes he passed on the way.

When he came back, seeing the saltpeter everywhere, Chu An couldn't help but feel emotional: "If there is enough water now to make a bowl of shaved ice, it would be so cool."

It suddenly occurred to Chu An that there was still a little urine left in his water bottle. The urine was no less durable than pure water, and it would turn rancid by tomorrow.

He casually picked up a round of dead wood on the ground, made a beautiful cut with the dog-leg knife, activated his skillful craftsman skills, and chopped it into a wooden bowl shape in two or three strokes.

Then pour the water from the kettle into it, and add some minced cactus and minced cistanche.

Chu An pushed the non-existent glasses, and said mysteriously: "My friends, it's time to witness the miracle."

The saltpeter was kneaded into powder and sprinkled lightly on the wooden bowl. A burst of frost instantly released white smoke, and the water quickly solidified into ice.

"6666 ([-] cents for this post)"

"Children!"

"Hehe...so amazing."

"Are you lying to children? I was deceived by the teacher once in kindergarten. Do you think I will be fooled again?"

"At the end of the Tang Dynasty, people mined saltpeter during the production of gunpowder, and found that saltpeter dissolved in water would absorb a lot of heat, cooling the water to freeze. Since then, there has been a method of making ice in summer in ancient times. Take it for science, No thanks~~"

"It's not good to make ice with saltpeter. But you are the first person who can eat urine in so many tricks, man, I admire you!"

"To tell the truth, don't brag and make fun of it. Master Chu has a strong heart. Even if I had Master Chu's strength, I wouldn't be able to do it."

"I agree, 99.9% of people in the world don't have such a strong heart, and it's easy to infect people around them. A passerby who has lived for 30 years and never had an idol, unexpectedly has the urge to become a fan."

"Turn~"

Ok,

This forced,
Apparently it failed.

Chu An had no choice but to vent his anger on the shaved ice, gnashing his teeth with a crisp sound.

sand sand sand ~~~
A crisp sound.

Chu An's ears trembled slightly, he stopped, and gently placed the wooden bowl and torch on the ground with a solemn expression, holding the dog's leg knife tightly in his hand.

He kicked up a large pile of yellow sand vigorously with his feet, and scattered it into the bushes on the side.

suddenly,

A black shadow suddenly struck.

cold light flashed,

Hands up and down,
cut off with one knife,

Blood sprayed on the sand, and at the same time, there were two figures struggling on the ground.

Chu An vigorously stepped on the snake's head and crushed it into the sand.

This snake is yellow-green in color, about one meter long except for the snake head, and has diamond-shaped black and brown spots on the back.

Chu An picked up the horny tail of the rattlesnake, and said coolly, "Can it make a loud noise?"

He grinned again, showing his big white teeth and said to the camera: "Maybe late for dinner, but I will never be absent."

"666."

"I'm Chu, it's still awesome!"

"Don't pretend to beep, okay, I will swipe the gift, recommend the ticket, can I vote?"

"Snake girl: mmp, my old lady rattles the tail to warn you, you just kill solo, you're playing balls."

The staple food is already there,

Chu An conveniently picked a few more scallions and put them in his pocket, picked up the wooden bowl and carried the rattlesnake, shaking it as he walked, shaking the snake's blood completely.

When I saw the bullet screen, some people were still talking, why not drink snake blood, which can nourish the body and strengthen the body.

Chu An couldn't help but smiled: "Snake blood is great tonic?

I'm afraid this friend has read too many martial arts novels.

In the desert, there are only two things that I will never eat, namely snake blood and lizard meat.

These two types of things contain toxins, germs and various deadly parasites.

Just about the species of parasites, I can’t finish talking tonight, let alone eating them.

As for other things, they can be eaten without the head. "

Remove the head, can you eat it?

What a domineering word!
Chu An inadvertently applied Master Bei's catchphrase on the other side of the starry sky to himself.

to the camp,

Chu An was slightly stunned, and instantly held the saber on the side of his thigh in his hand. He turned around a few times, and looked around with a solemn expression: "Something has come!"

"Fuck, Master Chu, don't scare me?"

"Now I'm hiding in the quilt alone and I'm scared... Is there a young lady to take me in?"

"I'm male, 18, 18, 180, is there anyone taking him in?"

"This baby is cute, what do the above three numbers mean?"

"18 years old, 1.8 meters tall, I don't understand the last one, please explain downstairs."

"I don't understand either, explain downstairs..."

"Isn't it just a deposit of 18 yuan? I've moved bricks for two years, so it's a big deal."

"...Good...a fresh and refined answer."

Chu An picked up the cactus skin that had just been peeled off on the ground, looked carefully at the gap, and threw it away.

He smiled and explained: "There should be some small animal passing by, it has bitten the mouth, its mouth is not big, and its size is probably not as thick as my arm.

If it dares to come later, tomorrow's food will be available again. "

(End of this chapter)