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Chapter 76 Cat Abuse Is Even Human Abuse (Part [-])

While chatting nonsense with the audience, Chu An's hands still didn't stop. Soon, all the side dishes were ready, and the only thing left was to fry the snake meat.

In fact, it's nothing, just a fat snake weighing more than two catties, with a few slices of cistanche to enhance the flavor, and a few scallions to remove the fishy smell.

The treasure at the bottom of the box that has been cherished for a long time can finally be seen. It can hit the head with a single blow at close range, block 98k from a distance, and shoot away the grenade when it is sideways. It is a super magic pan.

Put the sliced ​​snake meat into the pan first, fry out a little fat, lubricate the bottom of the pan and stir-fry until it is mature, then add the prepared ingredients and salt.

"Snake meat is no better than lizard meat, but it contains a lot of bacteria and parasites, so it must be cooked before it can be eaten."

"It's better to buy this kind of meat at home and make it yourself, because in restaurants and restaurants outside, you can't be sure if it is really cooked. Sometimes, in order to reduce working hours, they will serve it if it is not cooked. table."

The fire roiled and completely covered the pan, but Chu An still shook the spoon with a calm expression.

quickly,

Then there was a unique fragrance of snake meat wafting, in mid-air, the tip of his nose trembled slightly, he took a light inhalation, and the fragrance poured into his nostrils.

That brother pig who flirts when he smells delicious food has come back out of the arena again.

"High energy ahead!"

"Non-combatants, please evacuate~"

"Hype, pretend, I don't believe it's so fragrant!"

"The ancients said that if you don't know the taste of meat for three years, a sow can compete with Diaochan."

"Are these two paragraphs a sentence? I don't read much, so don't lie to me."

"Probably that's what it means, 23333~"

Chu An continued to stir-fry a few more times, holding the frying pan, facing the camera, grinning and saying, "It's delicious, eggplant!"

At this time, a fluffy paw suddenly protruded from Chu An's crotch, and as soon as it touched the frying pan, it was scalded and screamed.

When the little sand cat saw the two-legged beast found it, it jumped on all fours, and jumped to the side, with a very humane color in its eyes: there are always people who want to harm me!
"Why do you want to eat?"

Chu An was overjoyed when he saw it. He stuck a piece of snake meat with a knife, put it next to his mouth to blow the air, and said with a mean smile, "I won't give it to you..."

The dishes cooked through mastery of culinary skills perfectly lock the little gravy left in it without wasting a cent.

Under his deliberate action, he took a bite, like eating beef balls that pee.

A thin stream of oil splashed out and landed precisely on the hair of the little sand cat's forelegs.

The little sand cat looked at the crystal clear oil, and then at the two-legged beast. It should not be poisonous!
In other words, the curiosity of cats is definitely second only to humans among all creatures.

It stuck out its pink tongue and licked it.

His eyes lit up instantly.

The sand dune cat was no longer afraid of being born, and trotted to Chu An's feet, tilted its head and stuck out its little tongue, kissing it cutely and screaming: "Meow~~~"

Even if you are a lone walker at night in the desert, it is an instinctive reaction to treat food as equal to humans and animals.

Seeing this, Chu An proudly showed off: "See, what is a stone hammer? This is called a stone hammer. Even this little silly cat knows that the food I make is delicious.

You always say that I am pretending, not that I am bragging, Michelin chefs are not as good at cooking as I am. "

It's not Chu An's bragging, but his culinary expertise, which has two characteristics: superb craftsmanship, decadent and magical.

In other words, what others make is cabbage and tofu soup, but what he makes is pearl jade white jade soup.

"Hey, hey, look at you."

"The hot chicken anchor knows how to bully cats."

"Give it, give it whatever you want."

"Look, this pitiful little eyes, the old man's girlish heart~~"

Chu An ate one bite at a time until his mouth was full of greasiness, babbling, babbling, and he didn't pay any attention to the anxious little sand cat at his feet.

"Meow~meow~~"

The little sand cat made a move, super invincible hugging his legs, crying constantly, with pitiful little eyes: Please, let me take a bite, just a small bite, okay?
"Want to eat?"

Chu An picked up another piece of snake meat, shook it at the tip of the sand cat's nose, and then bit it off, laughing like a pig: "Goose, goose, goose, there is no door."

What is cute?

It doesn't exist here at all.

In this harsh and harsh environment, there are only two kinds of creatures that can survive under his knife.

One is poisonous and cannot be eaten, and the other is nationally protected animals, which are covered by me.

This little sand cat is neither a protective animal nor a poisonous one. To be able to survive under his knife, the heavens have pity on it and the audience loves it.

Still want to grab food with him?

don't talk about the door,

Not even a window.

blink of an eye,

Half of the fat snake was stir-fried in a small pot.

The little sand cat is quite persevering, relying on the strategy of insisting on the three elements, shameless, shameless, and insisting on shameless.

Hugging Chu An's calf all the time, sticking out her little pink tongue, waiting to be fed.

However, Chu An is a super straight man with a hard heart, he doesn't like this, but the audience likes it very much.

Regarding the host's cat abuse behavior, the audience's signs of rebellion are getting stronger and stronger. Chu An has always slapped out such signs and will never tolerate them.

"Oh, I really lost to you guys who are full of sympathy."

Chu An hid his tears and was sad alone, hoping to win some sympathy: "You group of heartless people, is this little silly cat or this baby more important?"

However, he has no idea what kind of personality he has.

It's okay not to say it, but when it was said, the audience ridiculed it one after another.

"Ha ha……"

"Chu thief, in front of so many people, can you show some face?"

"I teased this, fans turned black, and I didn't explain for 5 minutes."

"Brother upstairs, can you have some backbone, learn from me, at least 10 minutes, without bargaining."

"You guys really have backbone..."

"Newcomers report, should I get the gift first, or just start spraying?"

Chu An was secretly sad when he heard the words, and looked up at the night sky in the desert, in order not to let tears flow down.

The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are immortal.

weight for one person,
Not as important as a cat.

Will Chu An be convinced?

Will you bow your head?

will not!

It is absolutely impossible for Chu An to carry out cat abuse in an open and aboveboard manner, to retaliate against the audience who resisted him, and to make him bow his head and submit.

"Want to eat?"

Chu An picked up a piece of fragrant snake meat, locked the sand cat's nose like an invisible shackle, and pulled it around in circles.

When it turns dizzy, it throws it suddenly and throws the food to the other side.

A yellow and white figure flew out subconsciously.

It had just walked a few steps, and Chu An's joking voice came again: "Oh, it seems that I threw it with the wrong hand, it should be the right hand."

Looking at the snake meat in Chu An's hand, the little sand cat ran back foolishly again, tilting its head and looking confused.

"Ahhhh~~·"

"Damn guy, I feel so bad~"

"The orcs will never be slaves, Comrade Sandcat, can you have some backbone."

Seeing this, Chu An refused to give up, relying on his hidden two points of affinity, he trained the sand cat happily: "That's right, that's it, come and let me rub your belly.

Well, you're so good, I really want to feed you, but some people are always wronging me, which makes me lose my mood at all. "

As he spoke, he glanced at the live camera intriguingly.

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(End of this chapter)