my life experience system
Chapter 292 What is the feeling of being pregnant?
Chapter 292 What is the feeling of being pregnant?
This sentence directly made Xiong Shihan furious, and the whole person jumped up on the spot:
"How is it possible? You must have read it wrong last night, and didn't you say that the other party hugged me out of the bathroom? Hug, do you understand what a hug is?"
"Tch, I was told, it was help, help you out"
"It's a hug!"
"help!"
Looking at the two women who were fighting each other, Lin Mengyao rubbed her temples with a headache, and waved them to sit down and be quiet for a while.
"Okay, when we meet later, the truth will definitely come to light!"
Lin Mengyao thought for a while, and then said: "Lulu, you said that man is handsome? Could he be a scumbag?"
When Xiong Shihan heard this, she almost couldn't help it anymore, because in her opinion, last night was the classic hero saving the beauty, it was the turning point of her love affair, and he must be her true son.
But Gao Lulu always got in trouble with her, always said bad things about the other party, and even hit her, almost waking her up from her dream.
After being glared at by Lin Mengyao, Xiong Shihan calmed down reluctantly, and listened to Gao Lulu's analysis:
"Handsome is definitely handsome. Although I wear sunglasses and the lights are not bright enough. However, based on my many years of experience in nightclubs in the capital city, I must be a handsome guy.
As for whether he is a scumbag or not, it's hard to say.
Because Shihan's figure is absolutely hot and sexy, and her appearance is not something ordinary people can hold.Not to mention, Shi Han's dress up yesterday.
As the saying goes, no one loves wearing sunglasses, and the fan is the happiest in the audience~
Last night, Shi Han's make-up and make-up were all aimed at dating handsome guys, so there shouldn't be any fish that slipped through the net.It's a pity that the guy surnamed Zhou was not procrastinating at all, and walked very simply. "
Xiong Shihan curled her lips after listening, "Are you trying to say, that person is either a phony or gay, and my old lady lost so easily?"
puff!
Lin Mengyao and Gao Lulu laughed immediately, and then the former said while talking:
"I'm sorry, Shihan, we're not laughing at you, but what you just said was too funny."
"Laugh, laugh, anyway, I have a premonition this time, my mother's spring is here again."
Xiong Shihan didn't care, her beautiful eyes flickered, revealing a nympho expression:
"I said it before, if we separate, we will separate, and the next one will be more obedient. As expected, hahaha!"
Gao Lulu and Lin Mengyao looked at each other with pity for Xiong Shihan in each other's eyes, and then they stopped talking.
Just let her finish this daydream, the final word on their eye contact.
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Guyuan went out to look for beggars in the subway.
Xujiahui Subway Station, where people come and go, originally had a lot of beggars, because this is the most prosperous and crowded subway station nearby.
Unfortunately, he didn't know if it was because of too frequent inspections or other reasons, but he didn't see a beggar for most of the day.
After getting out of the subway station, I went to the nearby overpass for a while, and finally saw a beggar.
I threw ten yuan out of the wallet, tried it out, and the system didn't respond.
Let him understand directly that the beggar in front of him is definitely not a real beggar, but a fraudster.
So, he picked up his ten yuan from the beggar's small bowl.
Although he is not short of money, being cheated is not something he can bear.
"Liar, don't beg here, you have hands and feet, can't you find a job?"
But the scammer became angry, pretending to be pitiful and glaring and cursing at Zhou Guyuan, as if his legs were really disabled, tears streaming down his face, begging the good people passing by for help.
Many Chinese people are professional householders who join in the fun, so why don't you stop and take a look at such a wonderful show.
This is so much better than TV dramas, because it is actually shown.
Seeing that there are more and more people around, the scammer has cunning eyes, but his acting skills are really against the sky, his tears are very sincere, and his expression is well managed.
Many viewers sympathized with the scammer, and felt a little contemptuous of Zhou Guyuan's behavior. Some sympathetic girls even threw hundreds of dollars at the scammer in front of the latter.
This made Zhou Guyuan almost explode with anger.
"Nanai is fierce, I won't cure you today, my name is written upside down."
Like a King Kong glaring at him, Zhou Guyuan took a step forward, pretending to hit the swindler's vicious look.
He really swallowed thousands of miles like a tiger, and his murderous look directly scared the scammer into a shudder.
In the exclamation of everyone, even the scammer was deceived and jumped up to avoid it.
If he was punched by Zhou Guyuan like this, he would definitely not die or be seriously injured.
Don't look at Zhou Guyuan's thin body, he looks harmless to humans and animals, but scammers are too experienced in this.
Because the swindler himself is very thin, but he is very strong, otherwise, he would not dare to beg like this.
Walking in the rivers and lakes depends on the head, but if you don't have a lot of hands, you will die quickly.
Therefore, the scammer knew that Zhou Guyuan's fist should not be underestimated, so he stood up subconsciously, trying to escape.
So, under everyone's gaze, the fraudster who should have broken his legs unexpectedly showed his normal legs.
Moreover, after squatting for so long, he was still alive and kicking, not at all like he would be paralyzed after sitting for a long time.
The melon-eating crowd was in an uproar. The faces of the girls who gave the money just now were pale, but Zhou Guyuan was not complacent, but showed a dignified expression.
What a scammer!
Ignoring the money in the small bowl on the ground, the scammer didn't dare to stay any longer, and ran away in despair.
Seeing the swindler who escaped and quickly disappeared at the top of the stairs, everyone on the bridge breathed a sigh of relief.
"You take the money away!"
Zhou Guyuan pointed and asked the girls to take away all the money, and then said to them:
"In the future, love must be given to useful people. Don't be foolish enough to be deceived and thank them."
How could the girls dare to speak, their faces were blushing, and they hurriedly left after picking up the money.
The crowd dispersed, and Zhou Guyuan also left.
He went to the nearby Zhongshan Hospital, which is an affiliated hospital of Fudan University, and there were many beggars nearby.
I tried one by one, but this time I didn't make a righteous move. These are poor people.
In the end, he still received the task completion message from the system, and knew that the ten yuan he lost just now was really given to those in need.
At this time, he also probably understood a little bit, doing a good deed every day, this task is really quite interesting.
The woman kneeling on the ground had a miserable expression, she lowered her head and couldn't see her expression clearly, but when he gave ten yuan just now, the other party said a few words of thanks very sincerely.
After thinking about it, Zhou Guyuan took out dozens of red banknotes again, knelt down and said softly:
"Although I don't know what you have experienced, I hope you can stand up with dignity instead of continuing to kneel here."
Immediately, he gave all the money in his hand to the other party, and without waiting for the other party to say anything, he turned and left.
The woman suddenly showed an excited expression, she was very shocked, and said thank you several times to Zhou Guyuan's back.
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Guyuan, who was dressed as a spirited boy, walked to Piye coffee shop on foot, because it was very close to his home on Huaihai Road, so there was no need to drive so high-profile.
What's more, it's a good time to go out for a walk now that the autumn is crisp and clear.
When he arrived at the coffee shop, he didn't see Xiong Shihan and the others, so he found a seat and sat down, asked the clerk for a cold cup, and just enjoyed the leisure in the afternoon quietly.
In a quiet coffee shop, a certain popular music on the Internet is playing.
Knowing this world for the first time
hang around
looking at the sky
I am willing to go through fire and water to walk it again.
I used to be overwhelmed by the size of the world
also indulged in dream talk
No truth, no struggle, no jokes
Now it's the end of October [-], and it's coming to November, when Douyin is the hottest.
Zhou Guyuan didn't take out his mobile phone to play games, but listened to the music quietly.
However, soon, his attention was attracted by the blind date next to him.
The boy looks very ordinary, but he is a good potential stock, with a monthly salary of more than 3, and he is a programmer.
Not bald, quite young, about 25 or six years old.
It's just a pity that there is no house or car, so after the girl heard this, her eyes became a little erratic.
The girl was pretty good-looking, with a delicate figure, and she was so fascinated by the programmer on the opposite side that he almost confessed his own family background.
In addition to good external conditions, the girl seems to be an executive of a cosmetics company, with an annual salary of more than 90.
Of course, the conditions are so good, and the blind date is because the girl is a 30-year-old leftover woman.
In fact, as far as girls are concerned, there is no need to worry about being wanted.It's a pity that she met too many scumbags and was scared.
So, in a fit of anger, she agreed to her mother and was invited to come over for a blind date.
Unexpectedly, the boy on the blind date is just a programmer, and it doesn't matter if he looks ordinary. The key is that the salary is not as good as hers, and there is machismo.
This was just a blind date, and it showed up, which directly made her completely give up on this blind date.
"You look so beautiful, by the way, how do you feel about me?"
The boy asked a question, and after he finished asking, he bowed his head shyly.
The girl felt a chill in her heart, God, what the hell is there to be shy about?
Then, she really didn't want to give hope to the boy, so she said something that surprised Zhou Guyuan:
"How I feel about you? It's the feeling of being pregnant!"
The programmer was also surprised immediately, and many people around him were also surprised.
"Really? What's it like to be pregnant? What's it like to be pregnant."
Before he could receive the surprise, the girl had already stood up and put the donkey brand bag on her shoulder, with a hint of disdain on her delicate face:
"I just want to vomit but can't vomit!"
puff!
Zhou Guyuan couldn't help laughing, is there such a bad thing?
The programmer's face suddenly turned red at a speed invisible to the naked eye, which was irritated.
"What quality? Damn!"
After a burst of spitting out the classic Chinese curse, the programmer left the coffee shop angrily, without even moving the two cups of coffee.
Looking at the two poor cups of coffee and the programmer who had gone away, Zhou Guyuan shook his head, that woman was too vicious.
Thanks to【ベ夏了茶米ミ】for the reward
(End of this chapter)
This sentence directly made Xiong Shihan furious, and the whole person jumped up on the spot:
"How is it possible? You must have read it wrong last night, and didn't you say that the other party hugged me out of the bathroom? Hug, do you understand what a hug is?"
"Tch, I was told, it was help, help you out"
"It's a hug!"
"help!"
Looking at the two women who were fighting each other, Lin Mengyao rubbed her temples with a headache, and waved them to sit down and be quiet for a while.
"Okay, when we meet later, the truth will definitely come to light!"
Lin Mengyao thought for a while, and then said: "Lulu, you said that man is handsome? Could he be a scumbag?"
When Xiong Shihan heard this, she almost couldn't help it anymore, because in her opinion, last night was the classic hero saving the beauty, it was the turning point of her love affair, and he must be her true son.
But Gao Lulu always got in trouble with her, always said bad things about the other party, and even hit her, almost waking her up from her dream.
After being glared at by Lin Mengyao, Xiong Shihan calmed down reluctantly, and listened to Gao Lulu's analysis:
"Handsome is definitely handsome. Although I wear sunglasses and the lights are not bright enough. However, based on my many years of experience in nightclubs in the capital city, I must be a handsome guy.
As for whether he is a scumbag or not, it's hard to say.
Because Shihan's figure is absolutely hot and sexy, and her appearance is not something ordinary people can hold.Not to mention, Shi Han's dress up yesterday.
As the saying goes, no one loves wearing sunglasses, and the fan is the happiest in the audience~
Last night, Shi Han's make-up and make-up were all aimed at dating handsome guys, so there shouldn't be any fish that slipped through the net.It's a pity that the guy surnamed Zhou was not procrastinating at all, and walked very simply. "
Xiong Shihan curled her lips after listening, "Are you trying to say, that person is either a phony or gay, and my old lady lost so easily?"
puff!
Lin Mengyao and Gao Lulu laughed immediately, and then the former said while talking:
"I'm sorry, Shihan, we're not laughing at you, but what you just said was too funny."
"Laugh, laugh, anyway, I have a premonition this time, my mother's spring is here again."
Xiong Shihan didn't care, her beautiful eyes flickered, revealing a nympho expression:
"I said it before, if we separate, we will separate, and the next one will be more obedient. As expected, hahaha!"
Gao Lulu and Lin Mengyao looked at each other with pity for Xiong Shihan in each other's eyes, and then they stopped talking.
Just let her finish this daydream, the final word on their eye contact.
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Guyuan went out to look for beggars in the subway.
Xujiahui Subway Station, where people come and go, originally had a lot of beggars, because this is the most prosperous and crowded subway station nearby.
Unfortunately, he didn't know if it was because of too frequent inspections or other reasons, but he didn't see a beggar for most of the day.
After getting out of the subway station, I went to the nearby overpass for a while, and finally saw a beggar.
I threw ten yuan out of the wallet, tried it out, and the system didn't respond.
Let him understand directly that the beggar in front of him is definitely not a real beggar, but a fraudster.
So, he picked up his ten yuan from the beggar's small bowl.
Although he is not short of money, being cheated is not something he can bear.
"Liar, don't beg here, you have hands and feet, can't you find a job?"
But the scammer became angry, pretending to be pitiful and glaring and cursing at Zhou Guyuan, as if his legs were really disabled, tears streaming down his face, begging the good people passing by for help.
Many Chinese people are professional householders who join in the fun, so why don't you stop and take a look at such a wonderful show.
This is so much better than TV dramas, because it is actually shown.
Seeing that there are more and more people around, the scammer has cunning eyes, but his acting skills are really against the sky, his tears are very sincere, and his expression is well managed.
Many viewers sympathized with the scammer, and felt a little contemptuous of Zhou Guyuan's behavior. Some sympathetic girls even threw hundreds of dollars at the scammer in front of the latter.
This made Zhou Guyuan almost explode with anger.
"Nanai is fierce, I won't cure you today, my name is written upside down."
Like a King Kong glaring at him, Zhou Guyuan took a step forward, pretending to hit the swindler's vicious look.
He really swallowed thousands of miles like a tiger, and his murderous look directly scared the scammer into a shudder.
In the exclamation of everyone, even the scammer was deceived and jumped up to avoid it.
If he was punched by Zhou Guyuan like this, he would definitely not die or be seriously injured.
Don't look at Zhou Guyuan's thin body, he looks harmless to humans and animals, but scammers are too experienced in this.
Because the swindler himself is very thin, but he is very strong, otherwise, he would not dare to beg like this.
Walking in the rivers and lakes depends on the head, but if you don't have a lot of hands, you will die quickly.
Therefore, the scammer knew that Zhou Guyuan's fist should not be underestimated, so he stood up subconsciously, trying to escape.
So, under everyone's gaze, the fraudster who should have broken his legs unexpectedly showed his normal legs.
Moreover, after squatting for so long, he was still alive and kicking, not at all like he would be paralyzed after sitting for a long time.
The melon-eating crowd was in an uproar. The faces of the girls who gave the money just now were pale, but Zhou Guyuan was not complacent, but showed a dignified expression.
What a scammer!
Ignoring the money in the small bowl on the ground, the scammer didn't dare to stay any longer, and ran away in despair.
Seeing the swindler who escaped and quickly disappeared at the top of the stairs, everyone on the bridge breathed a sigh of relief.
"You take the money away!"
Zhou Guyuan pointed and asked the girls to take away all the money, and then said to them:
"In the future, love must be given to useful people. Don't be foolish enough to be deceived and thank them."
How could the girls dare to speak, their faces were blushing, and they hurriedly left after picking up the money.
The crowd dispersed, and Zhou Guyuan also left.
He went to the nearby Zhongshan Hospital, which is an affiliated hospital of Fudan University, and there were many beggars nearby.
I tried one by one, but this time I didn't make a righteous move. These are poor people.
In the end, he still received the task completion message from the system, and knew that the ten yuan he lost just now was really given to those in need.
At this time, he also probably understood a little bit, doing a good deed every day, this task is really quite interesting.
The woman kneeling on the ground had a miserable expression, she lowered her head and couldn't see her expression clearly, but when he gave ten yuan just now, the other party said a few words of thanks very sincerely.
After thinking about it, Zhou Guyuan took out dozens of red banknotes again, knelt down and said softly:
"Although I don't know what you have experienced, I hope you can stand up with dignity instead of continuing to kneel here."
Immediately, he gave all the money in his hand to the other party, and without waiting for the other party to say anything, he turned and left.
The woman suddenly showed an excited expression, she was very shocked, and said thank you several times to Zhou Guyuan's back.
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Guyuan, who was dressed as a spirited boy, walked to Piye coffee shop on foot, because it was very close to his home on Huaihai Road, so there was no need to drive so high-profile.
What's more, it's a good time to go out for a walk now that the autumn is crisp and clear.
When he arrived at the coffee shop, he didn't see Xiong Shihan and the others, so he found a seat and sat down, asked the clerk for a cold cup, and just enjoyed the leisure in the afternoon quietly.
In a quiet coffee shop, a certain popular music on the Internet is playing.
Knowing this world for the first time
hang around
looking at the sky
I am willing to go through fire and water to walk it again.
I used to be overwhelmed by the size of the world
also indulged in dream talk
No truth, no struggle, no jokes
Now it's the end of October [-], and it's coming to November, when Douyin is the hottest.
Zhou Guyuan didn't take out his mobile phone to play games, but listened to the music quietly.
However, soon, his attention was attracted by the blind date next to him.
The boy looks very ordinary, but he is a good potential stock, with a monthly salary of more than 3, and he is a programmer.
Not bald, quite young, about 25 or six years old.
It's just a pity that there is no house or car, so after the girl heard this, her eyes became a little erratic.
The girl was pretty good-looking, with a delicate figure, and she was so fascinated by the programmer on the opposite side that he almost confessed his own family background.
In addition to good external conditions, the girl seems to be an executive of a cosmetics company, with an annual salary of more than 90.
Of course, the conditions are so good, and the blind date is because the girl is a 30-year-old leftover woman.
In fact, as far as girls are concerned, there is no need to worry about being wanted.It's a pity that she met too many scumbags and was scared.
So, in a fit of anger, she agreed to her mother and was invited to come over for a blind date.
Unexpectedly, the boy on the blind date is just a programmer, and it doesn't matter if he looks ordinary. The key is that the salary is not as good as hers, and there is machismo.
This was just a blind date, and it showed up, which directly made her completely give up on this blind date.
"You look so beautiful, by the way, how do you feel about me?"
The boy asked a question, and after he finished asking, he bowed his head shyly.
The girl felt a chill in her heart, God, what the hell is there to be shy about?
Then, she really didn't want to give hope to the boy, so she said something that surprised Zhou Guyuan:
"How I feel about you? It's the feeling of being pregnant!"
The programmer was also surprised immediately, and many people around him were also surprised.
"Really? What's it like to be pregnant? What's it like to be pregnant."
Before he could receive the surprise, the girl had already stood up and put the donkey brand bag on her shoulder, with a hint of disdain on her delicate face:
"I just want to vomit but can't vomit!"
puff!
Zhou Guyuan couldn't help laughing, is there such a bad thing?
The programmer's face suddenly turned red at a speed invisible to the naked eye, which was irritated.
"What quality? Damn!"
After a burst of spitting out the classic Chinese curse, the programmer left the coffee shop angrily, without even moving the two cups of coffee.
Looking at the two poor cups of coffee and the programmer who had gone away, Zhou Guyuan shook his head, that woman was too vicious.
Thanks to【ベ夏了茶米ミ】for the reward
(End of this chapter)
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