Leisurely tax collector

Chapter 378 Performance ([-])

"Okay, I understand." Wang Yi smiled: "I will try my best to cooperate with him."

A few minutes later, when the song was over and the host came on stage to announce that there was one last show left, Wang Yi knew that it was time for him to play next.

"Dear friends, everyone must have heard about the last program tonight. Yes, this is a special program that was added temporarily, because we did not expect that Wang Yi, the No. 1 crackdown on counterfeiting in the national property market Wang Shaoxia will suddenly come to our Happy Water World to play."

"Of course, knowing that he is coming, this is our luck, and it is also the luck of everyone present. After urgent communication, we will invite Wang Yi Shaoxia to come on stage in the next program, and everyone will get to know this young and promising man face to face. handsome guy!"

"Welcome Wang Shaoxia!"

With the sound of drums that suddenly became tighter, Wang Yi smiled and stepped onto the plastic stage floating on the water with only his swimming trunks, and then generously took the wireless microphone handed over by the staff, and turned to the tens of millions of people in the audience. The swimmers who were immersed in the water waved: "Hi, tourists of Happy Water World. I'm sorry, I changed into my swimsuit to play in the water, but I was recognized by the staff halfway, so I temporarily accepted their invitation. Come here to play with everyone. So, please forgive me, I have to meet you in the current image!"

"Of course, I believe that instead of seeing me in a formal suit, people may want to see me now, right?"

"Tsk tsk!" The host on the side laughed and joked with the microphone: "Wang Shaoxia, he is indeed a martial arts master who broke through the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Soldiers. Look, isn't his abdominal muscles very strong? This figure , great!"

Wang Yi said with a smile: "I believe that everyone present, after a certain period of exercise, will have a body that is not inferior to mine."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Okay, let's enter the live questioning session now. Wang Shaoxia, I'm actually a fan of yours. Well, I know that you have already answered some questions on your Weibo. But I still want to ask one, and I believe this Question, no one should have asked you before." The host appropriately changed the topic and said: "That's right, you first became famous in the Confucius Temple in Jinling, where you fought against dozens of punks alone. Then, because you passed The Eighteen Bronze Figures in Shaolin Temple are known to the people of the whole country."

"Well, I also bought your battle video on the Shaolin Temple website. I want to ask, it seems that your strength at the Confucius Temple is not the same as your strength at the Shaolin Temple!"

Wang Yi and Xu Fuqiang had already mentioned this question when they were talking to each other, so Wang Yi explained with a smile: "Of course it's different. There are flesh and blood in the Confucius Temple. I can beat them down and teach them a lesson." , but I don’t want to hit them too hard and seriously injure them.”

"It's different in Shaolin Temple. Those bronze figures are lifeless, they are only controlled by ingenious mechanical techniques, and they themselves have a certain degree of force. I am not afraid of killing people, so I will be more ruthless when I strike."

"Okay!" The host suddenly said, "It seems that Wang Shaoxia's shots are measured." The second question, when you were fighting in the Confucius Temple, there was a beautiful female hero who joined the battle to support you. At that time, you said, what about that? is your friend.However, there are many kinds of friends. Excuse me, is that your girlfriend? "

After he finished asking, he smiled at the swimmers in the audience, and said loudly: "Gentlemen and ladies, does this question speak to your heart? Do you want to bring applause!"

Immediately, there was a wave of applause in the water, and Wang Yi could even clearly see that the eyes of the swimmers who were close to him were already shining with gossip.

He pretended to laugh exaggeratedly: "Oh, I said brother, why don't you ask such an important question at the end? You should first ask about my measurements, my preferences, my idol, and my next question." What to do in the next step... Wait, wait, and then ask this question."

The host was stunned.

The swimmers who were listening in the water below the stage were also taken aback at the same time.

But afterward, Qiqi's cry sounded loudly again: "If you want to ask, you must ask now!"

The host was amused, and looked at Wang Yi strangely, and said with a smile: "Wang Shaoxia, did you see it, did you hear it? This is the voice of the masses. Please answer this question right now. For other questions, you can find them in the Update on your Weibo."

He turned to the water again: "Dear swimmers and friends, tell me, right?"

As a result, all the eagerly awaiting swimmers on the water gave him a middle finger.

Wang Yi burst out laughing: "Handsome host, did you see that, they said, no!"

"Who said that?" The host immediately made an angry expression: "Don't you want to know if Wang Yi has a girlfriend? At least I want to know. If he doesn't, I'll pretend to be a cameo!"

Then he deliberately made a girly gesture, and then winked at Wang Yi Ke vigorously.

"Cut!" At least half of the young swimmers in the water gave him the middle finger again.

"Uh," Wang Yi immediately made a frightening movement and hid back.

The host goes on.

Wang Yi hides again.

The moderator goes one step further.

Wang Yi couldn't help waving to the water below the stage: "Don't come, don't come, I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend is below!"

"Look!" This time, the empress host immediately cheered up: "My friends, brother, I have successfully hooked up the truth of Wang Shaoxia! Where is the girlfriend?"

Wang Yi immediately put on an expression of being deceived: "Oh, you lied to me!"

The host laughed wickedly: "Sometimes, if we don't cheat, how can we know the truth?"

Wang Yi shook the switch helplessly, and spread his hands: "Okay, I admit, the beauty who supported me in the Confucius Temple is my girlfriend!"

"Of course, she's here today too. But she doesn't like to show her face very much, so let's let her go, okay?"

The host immediately smiled and shook his head: "Not good!"

"Yes, no!" All the swimmers in the water also raised their voices together.

"Oh, everyone is a man, why are you so ignorant!" Wang Yi immediately complained and pointed at the host: "I'm wearing swimming trunks, and my girlfriend must be wearing a swimsuit! There are so many people here, I How can she be willing to be surrounded by people? She has a good figure. She is surrounded by people, and I am at a disadvantage!"

"Oh!" The host suddenly realized: "It makes sense!"

Wang Yi: "So, don't invite her up."

The host immediately laughed and joked: "It's okay, if you don't want to, we'll be fine!"

Seeing Wang Yi's astonished expression again, the swimmers in the audience burst into laughter again.

(End of this chapter)